From Rush and Malloy:
Somewhere over Massachusetts is a sparrow who apparently doesn’t care for ’80s rock.
Cyndi Lauper was reaching for a high note during her opening number at Saturday’s KISS-108-sponsored concert in Mansfield, Mass., when from the sky came a white glob of bird poop.
The fecal critique landed in her open mouth.
Showing more aplomb than Tippi Hedren ever displayed in “The Birds,” the Brooklyn-born rocker wiped her tongue on her sleeve and kept on rockin’.
The 50-year-old singer did kvetch backstage that a bird once plopped on her head while she was on stage.
“My grandmother says it’s good luck, but I think it’s disgusting,” she moaned.
Maybe birds just want to have fun.Obviously she should have ran, ran so far away…
Ack.
Hey, it was probably the best thing to come out of her mouth in 20 years!
“True Colors,” indeed…pigeon-shit streaky-white-n-gray.
I’d say that was God’s editorial comment, but if that were the case there would probably a lot more of it going on.
Dear God…is she really 50 now?
I feel so old.