It’s Friday which means it’s time the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Winners to be announced Sunday.
Other Caption Contests:: Outside The Beltway and On The Fritz
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“Theresa Heinz. All the way up to here.”
“Yeah, I went with George to Iraq for Thanksgiving. Had me a prisoner from Abu Ghirab up right about here…”
Yeah, at my age, I use my whole fist to pleasure myself… .George is a limpdick.
Yeah, strange condition: every once in a while I’ve got to stop my arm from making that damn nazi salute.
Hey, I don’t blame you…I even feel like beating the crap out of myself.
Yup, really…W likes it up the a#$…right up to here.
I didn’t just give Kerry ‘the’ finger I gave him all five fingers!
WMD? Yeah, this is my Weapon of Mass Discipline… seriously, who do you really think is running this circus?
Arnold’s not the only Republican with huge biceps. I got these babies from constantly helping lift the weight of the world of George’s shoulders.
Repubicans? Yeah, all brawn, no brains…it’s genetic…don’t worry, natural selection will phaze us out.
Weapon of Ass Destruction
The first finger I lost when I got between Ted Kennedy and an open buffet. The second, between Ted Kennedy and an open bar. The third one, between Bill Clinton and an intern. The thumb, between John Kerry’s first position and his second one. All I had left was my middle finger. I was showing that to Katie Couric when Colin Powell’s son and the FCC came in and chopped that one off for indecency.”
J.
“Pull my elbow.”
“You’re a Kerry supporter? Well, I’m too polite to do this salute exactly right, but imagine my middle finger is sticking up.”
“Sorry, I sprained something arm-wrestling Condoleezza Rice. That woman’s been working out!”
Bush is such a troublemaker. He made all this WMD stuff up to get attention. You know where I found them? He shoved them way up there!
“Yes I do have the muscles of a working girl. I did work my way through college you know,
… clubbing baby seals for fur…”
“I do intend to continue my role as a proponent of education. Just this week I learned something new. When Juggling, you can only catch the wrong end of a machete’ once.
“On The Ranch, we have this one horse, you can tell which one, he’s hung like……….”
“…so I just looked Chaney in the eye and said, ‘Ah va fungul’. I mean, who the hell does he think he is, anyway?…”
Hey Theresa. BRING IT ON!
Se
“You want to know what the deal was with the Washingtonienne scandal? It was about an intern who liked it…there! Happy?”
Tonight’s episode is brought to you by the letter “J”.
I’m bicepsual.
Taught her everything she knows.
“I float like a butterfly, I sting like a bee.
Dubya’s woman beat the shit out of John Kerry.”
— now thats sweet science
[ I’m bicepsual — Aaron’s Rantblog, is priceless. 🙂 ]
First off Rosie, about that free manicure they gave me back in the Green Room . . .
“__And duh, the swelling here is from when George stepped on my arm until I cried “Uncle Sam, take me now-wwwww!”
Yeah. Duh! I do flutter like a butterfly when rubbing elbows with pretty-boy politions; sting like a Bee, when they all put their weenies inside of me. Whee-eeee!
Yeah. Duh! I do flutter like a butterfly when rubbing elbows with pretty-boy politions; sting like a Bee, when they all put their weenies inside of me. Whee-eeee!
Seriously, he tries to steer the bike with his elbows. Just like this. But we can’t have any more of these little accidents though. George is just going to have to eat his ice cream cone after his bike ride from now on.