HomeGeneralAphorism is better than no rism at all… Aphorism is better than no rism at all… Jay Tea May 15, 2004 General 14 Comments I collect aphorisms. I enjoy the little twists of phrase that give sage advice for getting along in life. I figured I Amish No More Upgrade Hell Related Posts A couple of followups Saturday Afternoon Reads A Few Good Links About The Author Jay Tea 14 Comments Puddle Pirate May 15, 2004 “Friends don’t let friends vote Democrat.” Laurence Simon May 15, 2004 “At least one of my personalities is sane.” Craig May 15, 2004 You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friend’s nose. Kang A. Roo May 16, 2004 Wish in one hand and crap in the other, see which gets filled faster. Jay Tea May 16, 2004 “If a friend owes you $50.00 and you never hear from him again, it was probably worth it.” J. Jay Tea May 16, 2004 Hey, Lair, isn’t that one of Charles Johnson’s rotating headlines? If I wasn’t so lazy, I’d google it and see where it comes from. J. Rodney Dill May 16, 2004 Just because you are paranoid, doesn’t mean everyone isn’t out to get you. Rodney Dill May 16, 2004 Never wrestle with a pig. You get dirty and the pig enjoys it. Jim May 16, 2004 We are what we habitually do. Success therefore is not happenstance but experience. Jim May 16, 2004 If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not the sport for you. McGehee May 16, 2004 Here’s one that applies to them on the Left: “Sure, diversity is okay as long as everybody thinks alike.” Francis W. Porretto May 16, 2004 The race may not be always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that’s the way to bet. — Terrence Reese. homebru May 16, 2004 “You can’t embarrass a flatulent skunk.” — me. lachlan May 19, 2004 Perception is nine-tenths of the law.