And what kind of bike would Senator Kerry be riding? A Serotta.
Never heard of a Serotta? That’s probably because the bike costs more than a used car!!!
I found this article at the Boston Herald about how we’re going to be seeing a lot of the
Kerry family’s deep pockets:
How much would you pay for a bicycle? Is seven grand too much?
Not as much as John Kerry [related, bio], I daresay, now that we know, thanks to a front-page story about his butler in The New York Times, that he owns a Serotta bike.
The Serotta, see, is custom-made, with the “holistic (whole-cyclist) approach to bicycle fitting“Update: Wonkette says this picture may disprove the “big penis” meme. Of course he could claim it was unseasonably cold resulting in Costanza-like shrinkage…