HomeWeekend Caption ContestWeekend Caption Contest Weekend Caption Contest Jay Tea April 9, 2004 Weekend Caption Contest 19 Comments Hey, it The Passion Of The Bunny Hosting Matters Rocks! Related Posts Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners About The Author Jay Tea 19 Comments McGehee April 9, 2004 You’re fried!” Laurence Simon April 9, 2004 Donald Trump tapes a pilot for the first surreality show. judi April 9, 2004 Expanding his real estate empire~the Donald has purchased Sesame Street and replaced “Chicken Dance Elmo” with himself. Rodney Dill April 9, 2004 SNL enriches our English language, giving new meaning to the term, ‘Egg Layer.’ Rodney Dill April 9, 2004 Rotten Egg. mark April 9, 2004 And all the chickens sang, “why the hell is this guy hosting the show?” McGehee April 9, 2004 “What do I have to do to get out of…?” McGehee April 9, 2004 “Pull my (chicken) finger!” (Somebody had to do it) McGehee April 9, 2004 Will somebody please stop egging this guy on? Rodney Dill April 9, 2004 After the SNL skit the whole entourage appeared on the “Late Show with David Letterman” to kick-off the new segment: Stupid Eggomaniac Billionaire Tricks Jeff April 9, 2004 That’s Trump. Always surrounded by hot chicks. McGehee April 9, 2004 I’ve just been informed this pic is from an SNL skit with a title very much like my first caption submission. This tells me several things: Being first to the contest is not always a good thing. When a caption seems too obvious, it probably is. I think too much like the writers at SNL for my own comfort. Fritz April 9, 2004 Why did the chicken cross United Nations Plaza? To get to The Trump World Tower, one of the most luxurious residential towers in the world! This stunning new landmark offers elegantly over-sized condominium residences that range from superb one, two and three bedrooms to sumptuous penthouses with four bedrooms, formal dining rooms, maid’s rooms and wood burning fireplaces. Every home also offers ten to sixteen foot ceiling heights, extraordinary room proportions and spectacular River or City views. Designed to rival the world’s five-star hotels, amenities and services include a private spa and health club with a 60-foot swimming pool, a world-class restaurant, a private wine cellar, a landscaped garden, around-the-clock concierges, doormen, security and extensive service staff, even valet parking in the garage. Spectacular one, two, three, and four-bedroom condominium residences are priced from $952,500 to over $13,500,000. For sales information, please call (212) 247-7000. Rodney Dill April 9, 2004 And that ain’t chicken feed, fritz. Rodney Dill April 9, 2004 “Eggs are just like Hot Chicks. Lay them right once and from there on out, its over easy.“ Meryl Yourish April 9, 2004 You really need to have watched The Little Rascals to know this one: “Let’s all sing like the birdies sing/ Tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet!” Frank April 10, 2004 Frank Peudue gets bought out in chicken farm realestate seizure, SEC says it is a foul Procedure Rodney Dill April 10, 2004 Uncharacteristically, The Donald committed a major faux pax at the opening of his new Paris casino, Le Chique, when he announce to those in attendance, “Would everyone please rise for the singing of the French National Anthem.” Rodne Dill April 11, 2004 Oops, should be ‘announced’ above.