HomeWeekend Caption ContestWeekend Caption Contest&trade Weekend Caption Contest&trade Rodney Dill April 2, 2004 Weekend Caption Contest 24 Comments It’s Friday, that means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest John Kerry can't subtract WTF!? Related Posts Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of May 25, 2018 Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ About The Author Rodney Dill 24 Comments Jim April 2, 2004 And you should have seen the one that got away! Fritz April 2, 2004 “Yeah, these contestants on a reality TV show have to start a successful new telephone company. The one with the worst idea gets fired by Donald Trump — I’m betting the guy who thought up this fish phone will get canned!” Laurence Simon April 2, 2004 “So fall on the ground and flop like a fish! Cellphone Blueshorts!” Meryl Yourish April 2, 2004 “Hey, Jonah… can you hear me now?” Alan S. April 2, 2004 “I’m gonna have to call you back. This is a crappie connection.” Francis W. Porretto April 2, 2004 “He followed me home. Can I keep him?” Rob April 2, 2004 “Yeah, there’s some big cold fish flip floppin’ around here….what’s that? John Kerry? Who’s that?” Jay Tea April 2, 2004 Having misunderstood the terms of his frat brothers’ wager, Steve here poses with “the best piece of BASS” he could find. J. Dodd April 2, 2004 No, no! I said I’ve been following Phish this summer…. Kevin April 2, 2004 I knew you were going to have to do this weeks contest, or I’d have used it… 🙂 Rob A. April 2, 2004 Colin Farrell and Keifer Sutherland in Fish Booth. Greg Bouchillon April 2, 2004 Take it all bitch! Timmer April 3, 2004 No really honey, we’re not going drinking we’re…FISHING, yeah, yeah, we’re fishing. Caught a really pretty one, allllll golden with a rainbow tail. And it was HUGE. It got away though, yeah, and I…lost my shoes when I went in the water after it. So how was your day? Jay Tea April 3, 2004 When all else fails, go for the obvious suck-up: “Hello, White House? My name is Rodney Dill, and I want you to tell the President I found one of them those Weapons of Bass Destruction.” J. Bill April 4, 2004 “Wanda looked on nervously as Bob called his parents to tell them they’d eloped.” Jay Tea April 4, 2004 “So, I’m walking along and I get this sudden urge to call you, just for the halibut.” J. Jay Tea April 4, 2004 “So, Susie, you doing anything tonight? Oh, you have a haddock? How about tomorrow?” J. Jay Tea April 4, 2004 “Jenny, it’s time I hung up. This conversation’s starting to flounder.” J. Jay Tea April 4, 2004 “Hi, Gil! I was just hanging down on the waterfront, and thought I oughta call you.” J. Jay Tea April 4, 2004 “So, Dave, can you spot me a few fins? I need some new flippers.” J. Jay Tea April 4, 2004 “Hey, Oldies 99? Can you play ‘Salmon Chanted Evening?’ And can you dedicate it to ‘Shelley,’ my sole mate.” J. Jay Tea April 4, 2004 The previous postings all inspired by Kip Adotta’s classic, “Wet Dream.” Credit (or blame) MUST be given where it is due. J. Ian April 4, 2004 Yeah, I don’t think we should hire this bartender. Why? Well, for starters, you’re never gonna believe what his idea of a Mickey Finn is . . . Larry April 4, 2004 “Honey I caught a fish, can you pick me up?” (voice on phone): What do you mean pick you up? You caught one freaking fish, you can walk the four blocks home!