HomeWeekend Caption ContestWeekend Caption Contest™ Weekend Caption Contest™ Kevin March 12, 2004 Weekend Caption Contest 35 Comments It’s Friday, so it must be time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Winners to be announced Sunday. Update: Winners announced. Comments are closed – discussion can continue in the announcement post. Elsewhere... Mark Your Calendars - Eat An Animal For PETA Day Related Posts Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners November 22, 2015 Last Weekend’s Caption Contest™ Winners About The Author Kevin Kevin founded Wizbang in 2003. He still contributes occasionally and handles all the technical and design work for the site. 35 Comments Jim March 12, 2004 George Bush prepares to kiss a baby as the evil head growing from his shoulder looks on hungrily. BoiFromTroy March 12, 2004 “Thanks to the No Child Left Behind Act, I can assure that this infant wills be learning.” Michael Demmons March 12, 2004 “You’re a good president Mr. Bush. Yesyouare…Ohhhhhyesyouare.” Rodney Dill March 12, 2004 “Now, now, don’t cry there. I’m not a monster. I have the heart of a child. I keep it in my desk drawer in the Oval Office.” Wind Rider March 12, 2004 Big Time. Big Time. Can you say it? Biiiiig Time. See? Sure ya could! Wind Rider March 12, 2004 WASHINGTON (AP) – Spokespersons from various baby groups across the nation expressed outrage and disappointment at the latest Bush campaign tactic, igniting yet another controversy sure to weigh down the President “How dare he pick up a baby and politicize childhood for his own partisan gains?” Asked Diaper Brigade member Danny “The Drooler” Phillips. “This is simply ourageous. I want my mooooooooommy!” White House spokeswoman Karen Hughes dismissed the controversy as being manufactured by the media and hard core supporters of the Kerry campaign, specifically his position on “just one more piece of candy”. “This is ridiculous” said Hughes, “promising these kids lollipops to get them to denounce a long time political tradition – photo ops with babies.” The Kerry campaign denied promising anyone any lollipops, but said they intended to pay for lollipop budgetary line items through voluntary tax givebacks from the wealthiest 1% of Americans. Rob March 12, 2004 Kid, your diaper must be leaking because that spreading sensation of warmth I’m feeling ain’t coming from the press corps. Lauren March 12, 2004 I don’t have a sense of humor (the feminist thing and all 😉 ), but I think Wind Rider wins hands down. No competition. Jay Tea March 12, 2004 “Her name is Green, Mr. President. Soylent Green.” J. Jay Tea March 12, 2004 “Go ahead, Mr. President. Trust me, they’re delicious.” J. Rodney Dill March 12, 2004 “Awww, doesn’t he have just the cutest monkey face.” “Holy Shit, this baby talks!” Jay Tea March 12, 2004 April 10, 2004: Seconds before the incident that led to his eventual impeachment and indictment, President George H. W. Bush mishears the words of a supporter and confuses “Soiled Diaper” with “Soylent Green.” J. RANT March 12, 2004 Hey baby, you’re mommys going to be my new intern, yesss she is! yesss she is! Rodney Dill March 12, 2004 Da da Laurence Simon March 12, 2004 After raping, killing, pillaging and burning, President Bush regrets having filled up on salad when he’s expected to eat the baby.. judi March 12, 2004 What is it about younger women in the Oval Office with berets? MrNoGood March 12, 2004 “I knew I should have flushed that condom myself” Jerry March 12, 2004 Congratulations, you’re my new Vice Presidential running mate. THey want to vote against me? Why then they just must hate babies! Gil March 12, 2004 Oh my! Did you make that big stinky? Greg Bouchillon March 13, 2004 “Get in mah belly” Jay Tea March 13, 2004 “OK, Mr. President, but please: no hickeys.” J. Allah March 13, 2004 “Your mommy’s hot, ain’t she, darlin’? Yes she is. Yes. she. is!“ Pixy Misa March 13, 2004 “Mark Your Calendars – Eat An Animal For PETA Day” Ianinnc March 13, 2004 Who’s your daddy? Mary March 13, 2004 I know, I know! MOST parent’s DON’T KNOW that a child can learn ANYTHING that you have the patience to teach them…..THAT is what we are trying to get through to them with the rules about what You need to know to get into kindergarten! “I” know you can, we need to teach the parents that you can!!!!! You GO GIRL! Bob March 13, 2004 I tell you the deck was heaving and tossing but then we hit the third wire and we were down. Mission accomplished partner. Lee March 13, 2004 “Ha ha, I think we’ve found a Weapon of Mass Di-stink-tion. Ha ha… get it? You see, because she’s got dirty diapers.” Jay Tea March 14, 2004 A cunningly disguised Osama Bin Laden looks on gleefully as President George W. Bush unwittingly picks up the world’s smallest suicide bomber, code-named “Baby Boom.” However, in the excitement over completing her mission, “Baby Boom” lost control of her bodily functions and shorted out the detonator. The President escaped, never knowing just how closely death had passed him by. Rodney Dill March 14, 2004 “Holy Mother of Mercy, have you been eating prunes again?” Timmer March 14, 2004 Smile for the nice man sweetie. A picture like this is worth at least a couple hundred thousand to keep me from saying anything that might make him look bad. Rodney Dill March 14, 2004 The DNC could only make further strenuous objections that the President Bush catching Michael Jackson’s dropped baby incident was contrived for political gain. President Bush’s presence on the scene was indeed fortuitous. Even Terry McAuliffe had to admit, though the incident was staged, that Michael Jackson (seen over dubya’s left shoulder) had finally found a much better, though somewhat misguided, plastic surgeon. Rodney Dill March 14, 2004 Gee J., that last post of yours was well planned out, well constructed and funny. So tell me, what the hell happened? Jay Tea March 14, 2004 You want a play by play, Rodney? OK… my first three were all done at work, when I was getting ready to leave. I had a germ of an idea, but it wasn’t until the third one that it finally gelled. My next two came to me in the middle of the night; I’m just glad I woke up enough to fully piece together “Baby Boom.” So far I’m favoring Wind Rider’s AP story, Rob’s warmth, Pixy’s timely suckup, and your Michael Jackson one, Rodney. Hey, wanna make a side bet on the winners? Lair’s salad one is good, but not quite the bombshell he’s pulled in the past. In fact, I don’t think there’s a real blockbuster in the bunch thus far. J. Rodney Dill March 14, 2004 Wind Rider’s is pretty good. Slamming PETA is almost always worthwhile. Outside of that it looks too close to call. If there’s a block buster out there it probably won’t be mine. Jay Tea March 14, 2004 “Don’t cry, little girl. Look at me! You don’t need teeth to become President…” J.