It’s Friday, that means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Winners to be announced Sunday.
Caption contests also running at: Outside The Beltway
Update: Winners announced and comments to this post are closed. Discussion can continue on the announcement post. That’s the new policy – I’d forgotten to mention it though…
Bill was right. That cigar tasted great!
John “Fonzie” Kerry confides to Clark, “Yep, my campaign just Jumped the Shark, Heeeyyy”.
(Nice caption Charles)
“Ha, …and then she says…. heh….she’ll go to ends…heh heh… of the earth for me…Ha, Jeez, so I say… Heh snort heh…How ’bout Africa!…heh heh!“
Lurch: “Weeeeessss? Is that a knife in my back or are you just happy to see me?”
Clark: “Shut up and keep smiling, and maybe Hilary will take care of the bimbo eruption for you.”
“No, Senator, I told you to turn your head and COUGH.”
J.
“So, Senator, is that shrapnel in your pants, or… no, I see you ARE that happy to get my endorsement!”
J.
“OK, here’s the deal, Kerry: I endorse you, you arrange for 4-star generals to get interns.”
J.
Thanks General, but could you please join the Kucinich Camp!
I swear!
I did not have sex with that woman!
I did not date your old scrag Wes!
You thought you could beat me? Silly General.
“Yes John, I’ll be your Valentine.”
“Hahaha…Wesley!?!….Hahaha…”
“How does that feel? How about if I move my hand over here?”
“Ooh, yeah! You’ve got a great career as an intern in front of you, Wes! Lemme give you some contacts at AP…”
Hey Kerry, why the long face?
That girl peeking over my right arm? She says she’s never been to Africa…
No, really, work with me here, “Kerry/Clark, it even SOUNDS right.”
Timmer, That girl looking over Clark’s arm wouldn’t be Miss Wilson? Would she?
(not a caption)
“Well Hanoi John, let me say on the behalf of all career military men. That Alex Polier Affair couldn’t have happened to a more deserving guy.
“C’mon, Wes, just kiss it once, and it’ll be ‘don’t ask – don’t tell.’ It’s the least you can do after blabbing about my intern.”
“DAMN, Wes, you’d think a career Army guy like you wouldn’t fall for the ‘pull my finger’ gag!”
(J., wondering if lightning will strike twice… and if you can’t steal from yourself, who can you steal from?)
Clark: “I heard your wife made you hire only male interns now?”
Kerry:”Yeah, and now all the cigars taste like shit.”
Rodney, you evil bastard! How the HELL can any of us top that last one?
J.
i doubt kerry would be laughing, like in the picture, if cigars really tasted like shit.
kerry: “cigars taste great!”
clark: “less filling.”
Heh, Could be more of a grimace, with Kerry it’s hard to tell.
Et tu, Weslay?
Rodney…just for you.
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Miss Wilson would LOVE to go to Africa…
I don’t think so Wes.