This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ left more that one entrant scratching their head. It was a slow week in news pictures so I figured a blank canvas would be a real challenge. Apparently it was. The winning captions for this picture:
1) (Rodney Dill) – “John Kerry takes the lead with just a little Botox injection, wait until they get a load of my Extreme Makeover! YEEEEEYAAAAH” — (Howard Dean)“
2) (Jay Tea) – “I was a nobody until I signed this one little paper. Next thing I know, I got a show on MTV and I’m banging Tara Reid. Say what you want about the Dark Prince, he keeps HIS side of contracts.“
3) (Laurence Simon) – “Simon says ‘Clap!’“
I promise a better picture next week!