It’s Friday, that means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Winners to be announced Sunday.
Weekend Caption Contest™
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Kevin
Kevin founded Wizbang in 2003. He still contributes occasionally and handles all the technical and design work for the site.
Christsakes! For the umpteenth time, it’s this long.
Next question.
“I got nuthin.”
“I’m baring my soul here, Lord knows the breast thing’s been overdone.”
Grows hair on the palms of your hands…yeah, right!
“John Kerry takes the lead with just a little Botox injection, wait until they get a load of my Extreme Makeover! YEEEEEYAAAAH” — (Howard Dean)
Who am I? Why am I famous? I have no idea, I just showed up one day and they started paying me to talk to people and stuff.
Simon says “Clap!”
“Look, all I’m sayin’ is God gave man two hands and Justin only used ONE!”
“Do I look fat?”
Honest, I saw it! I saw an Iraqi UAV. It was this big.
“I don’t know how it happened, but someone made a mistake by one letter. President Bush thinks he’s going to be with Tim Russert on MTP, but instead he’s getting me on …”
“Security? Will you get that guy yelling ‘Show us your tits!’ outta here?”
…OK, I admit it, I got nothin’.
J.
“Why Howard Dean? Why?”
Oh, forget it. I suck at this!
The winner of the Feb. 7-8 Wizbang weekend caption contest tells reporters he’s as mystified as they are about why he won.
“So I bet you wish you could think of a caption to this Wizbang caption contest. Well you can wish in one hand and crap in the other and see which one fills up faster.
“I got a headache this big and it’s screaming for Excedrin.”
“I just peed a little in my pants and nobody can tell.”
“I was a nobody until I signed this one little paper. Next thing I know, I got a show on MTV and I’m banging Tara Reid. Say what you want about the Dark Prince, he keeps HIS side of contracts.”
J.