HomeWeekend Caption ContestWeekend Caption Contest™ Weekend Caption Contest™ Kevin February 6, 2004 Weekend Caption Contest 17 Comments It’s Friday, that means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Winners to be announced Sunday. Worthless Technology Odd Holiday Related Posts Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners April 29, 2016 Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners About The Author Kevin Kevin founded Wizbang in 2003. He still contributes occasionally and handles all the technical and design work for the site. 17 Comments Michael Demmons February 6, 2004 Christsakes! For the umpteenth time, it’s this long. Next question. michele February 6, 2004 “I got nuthin.” Rodney Dill February 6, 2004 “I’m baring my soul here, Lord knows the breast thing’s been overdone.” Fritz February 6, 2004 Grows hair on the palms of your hands…yeah, right! Rodney Dill February 6, 2004 “John Kerry takes the lead with just a little Botox injection, wait until they get a load of my Extreme Makeover! YEEEEEYAAAAH” — (Howard Dean) Timmer February 6, 2004 Who am I? Why am I famous? I have no idea, I just showed up one day and they started paying me to talk to people and stuff. Laurence Simon February 6, 2004 Simon says “Clap!” Sean February 6, 2004 “Look, all I’m sayin’ is God gave man two hands and Justin only used ONE!” boifromtroy February 7, 2004 “Do I look fat?” Cranial February 7, 2004 Honest, I saw it! I saw an Iraqi UAV. It was this big. Rodney Dill February 7, 2004 “I don’t know how it happened, but someone made a mistake by one letter. President Bush thinks he’s going to be with Tim Russert on MTP, but instead he’s getting me on …” Jay Tea February 7, 2004 “Security? Will you get that guy yelling ‘Show us your tits!’ outta here?” …OK, I admit it, I got nothin’. J. Sean Hackbarth February 7, 2004 “Why Howard Dean? Why?” Oh, forget it. I suck at this! McGehee February 7, 2004 The winner of the Feb. 7-8 Wizbang weekend caption contest tells reporters he’s as mystified as they are about why he won. Rodney Dill February 7, 2004 “So I bet you wish you could think of a caption to this Wizbang caption contest. Well you can wish in one hand and crap in the other and see which one fills up faster. Erica February 8, 2004 “I got a headache this big and it’s screaming for Excedrin.” “I just peed a little in my pants and nobody can tell.” Jay Tea February 8, 2004 “I was a nobody until I signed this one little paper. Next thing I know, I got a show on MTV and I’m banging Tara Reid. Say what you want about the Dark Prince, he keeps HIS side of contracts.” J.