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The Myth Busters crew takes on the age old adage of “Drinks like a fish”. Result? Busted
Marine biologists come up with a creative solution to encourage endangered species to spawn. “Hell, this technique has been working with human females for thousands of years…why not?” says scientist.
Dang! He drinks like a fish!
or
Yes, white wine goes with fish.
Slow down, Charlie, you’re the designated swimmer!
Joe and Mike participate in long lived tradition of “Hazing” at UCLA’s school of Marine Biology.
Hey look! We’re two dumbass Polish idiots who think stupid shit like this is f**king funny.
With the help of a couple divers, Charlie Tuna lived it up before beginning the low carb Atkins diet.
1. Over a dinner of delicious Kobe Beef, the idea of Kobe Fish seemed like such a good one.
2. Just one illustration of the perils of drinking and diving.
3. After the success of Bad Santa, Disney decides to redo the classic The Incredible Mr. Limpet with a darker edge and a thinner co-stars.
4. Boris and Ivan hit on a sure-fire get rich scheme — champaigne flavored caviar. Unfortunately for the pair, after a bottle of their own they confused pike with sturgeon.
1. Over a dinner of delicious Kobe Beef, the idea of Kobe Fish seemed like such a good one.
2. Just one illustration of the perils of drinking and diving.
3. After the success of Bad Santa, Disney decides to redo the classic The Incredible Mr. Limpet with a darker edge and a thinner co-stars.
4. Boris and Ivan hit on a sure-fire get rich scheme — champaigne flavored caviar. Unfortunately for the pair, after a bottle of their own they confused pike with sturgeon.
University of Michigan Sig Eps caught hazing a new pledge. The Sig Ep advisor was unavailable for comment.
Go! Go! Go! Go! onlookers chanted before the fish accidentally exploded from over-carbonation.
You can lead a fish to water, but you can’t…
This is how you marinade from the inside out.
The Polish SEALS demonstrate that they are not quite up to NATO standards.
“…And when we’re done torturing you we will send you to sleep with the humans.”
“Bass Ale anyone?”
This is what we think of Budweiser “True!”
hln
Al Qaeda terrorists deploying Weapons of Bass Destruction.
“aaagh… I can’t taste my beer.”
Of course this will only cause Tom Ridge to declare an ORANGEFish Alert.
i don’t have any cups, but i do have this fish.
A little Mad Dog makes for one happy fish.
Damn, everyone beat me to the good ones…
“Pickled pike, anyone?”
J.
Wait, we’ve got it backwards. If WE get drunk, then the fish will look good.
Killing time by killing fish.
A few more drinks and she’ll lose her sturginity.
“Damn, if it wasn’t for PETA we’d make Letterman’s Stupid Pet Tricks for sure.
“Sorry Guys, Yao Ming ordered Bluefish, not Brewfish.”
Free Willy’s inhibitions.
Polish Pinata
“Although Steve knew damn well that this just couldn’t have really been what happened at last night’s party, it was the only image he could call to mind.”
Jeff, it’s quite obvious that these divers are from Pi Kappa Alpha, not Sig Eps. Though seemingly derivative now, the first caption I thought of is:
“Pi Kappa Alpha began their spring hazing with an announcement that before all new pledges can be initiated, they must get a real life pike drunk.”
“The dangers of drinking and diving.”
Oh my! Jeff, you need to see a “diet”-ician: It wasn’t low-CARB, it was a low-CARP diet. Unfortunately, I’ve been sick and didn’t seen this blog until today . . . so my rejoinder will probably go unnoticed! But then I could just be “fish”ing for compliments . . .