HomeWeekend Caption ContestWeekend Caption Contest™ Weekend Caption Contest™ Kevin January 9, 2004 Weekend Caption Contest 33 Comments It’s Friday, so it must be time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Winners to be announced Sunday evening; I swear… The Paris Hilton Experience Elvis Is Still Dead Related Posts Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ About The Author Kevin Kevin founded Wizbang in 2003. He still contributes occasionally and handles all the technical and design work for the site. 33 Comments Jim January 9, 2004 The Myth Busters crew takes on the age old adage of “Drinks like a fish”. Result? Busted Fritz January 9, 2004 Marine biologists come up with a creative solution to encourage endangered species to spawn. “Hell, this technique has been working with human females for thousands of years…why not?” says scientist. Bob Jordan January 9, 2004 Dang! He drinks like a fish! or Yes, white wine goes with fish. norbizness January 9, 2004 Slow down, Charlie, you’re the designated swimmer! Justin-my word- January 9, 2004 Joe and Mike participate in long lived tradition of “Hazing” at UCLA’s school of Marine Biology. Michael Demmons January 9, 2004 Hey look! We’re two dumbass Polish idiots who think stupid shit like this is f**king funny. Jeff January 9, 2004 With the help of a couple divers, Charlie Tuna lived it up before beginning the low carb Atkins diet. Kevin "fun" Murphy January 9, 2004 1. Over a dinner of delicious Kobe Beef, the idea of Kobe Fish seemed like such a good one. 2. Just one illustration of the perils of drinking and diving. 3. After the success of Bad Santa, Disney decides to redo the classic The Incredible Mr. Limpet with a darker edge and a thinner co-stars. 4. Boris and Ivan hit on a sure-fire get rich scheme — champaigne flavored caviar. Unfortunately for the pair, after a bottle of their own they confused pike with sturgeon. Kevin "fun" Murphy January 9, 2004 1. Over a dinner of delicious Kobe Beef, the idea of Kobe Fish seemed like such a good one. 2. Just one illustration of the perils of drinking and diving. 3. After the success of Bad Santa, Disney decides to redo the classic The Incredible Mr. Limpet with a darker edge and a thinner co-stars. 4. Boris and Ivan hit on a sure-fire get rich scheme — champaigne flavored caviar. Unfortunately for the pair, after a bottle of their own they confused pike with sturgeon. Jeff January 9, 2004 University of Michigan Sig Eps caught hazing a new pledge. The Sig Ep advisor was unavailable for comment. Jeff January 9, 2004 Go! Go! Go! Go! onlookers chanted before the fish accidentally exploded from over-carbonation. Misanthropyst January 9, 2004 You can lead a fish to water, but you can’t… Teresa January 9, 2004 This is how you marinade from the inside out. James Joyner January 9, 2004 The Polish SEALS demonstrate that they are not quite up to NATO standards. Rodney Dill January 9, 2004 “…And when we’re done torturing you we will send you to sleep with the humans.” Rodney Dill January 9, 2004 “Bass Ale anyone?” hln January 9, 2004 This is what we think of Budweiser “True!” hln Rodney Dill January 9, 2004 Al Qaeda terrorists deploying Weapons of Bass Destruction. Rodney Dill January 9, 2004 “aaagh… I can’t taste my beer.” Rodney Dill January 9, 2004 Of course this will only cause Tom Ridge to declare an ORANGEFish Alert. charles January 9, 2004 i don’t have any cups, but i do have this fish. Joe Carter January 9, 2004 A little Mad Dog makes for one happy fish. Jay Tea January 10, 2004 Damn, everyone beat me to the good ones… “Pickled pike, anyone?” J. JulieC January 10, 2004 Wait, we’ve got it backwards. If WE get drunk, then the fish will look good. Killing time by killing fish. McGehee January 10, 2004 A few more drinks and she’ll lose her sturginity. Rodney Dill January 10, 2004 “Damn, if it wasn’t for PETA we’d make Letterman’s Stupid Pet Tricks for sure. Rodney Dill January 10, 2004 “Sorry Guys, Yao Ming ordered Bluefish, not Brewfish.” Lee January 10, 2004 Free Willy’s inhibitions. Rodney Dill January 10, 2004 Polish Pinata jason January 10, 2004 “Although Steve knew damn well that this just couldn’t have really been what happened at last night’s party, it was the only image he could call to mind.” Matthew January 10, 2004 Jeff, it’s quite obvious that these divers are from Pi Kappa Alpha, not Sig Eps. Though seemingly derivative now, the first caption I thought of is: “Pi Kappa Alpha began their spring hazing with an announcement that before all new pledges can be initiated, they must get a real life pike drunk.” miserable failure January 14, 2004 “The dangers of drinking and diving.” Jan G January 14, 2004 Oh my! Jeff, you need to see a “diet”-ician: It wasn’t low-CARB, it was a low-CARP diet. Unfortunately, I’ve been sick and didn’t seen this blog until today . . . so my rejoinder will probably go unnoticed! But then I could just be “fish”ing for compliments . . .