Weekend Caption Contest™

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1. Jay Tea December 26, 2003

   Wet the balls in a frozen river/ fa la la la la la la la la/ Watch your privates shrink and shiver/ fa la la la la la lala la/
2. Jay Tea December 26, 2003

   “Ach, Hans, you call that a Yule log? It’s more like Yule kindling!”
3. kelley December 26, 2003

   “Dang, Gunter, this water sure is cold!”

   “Yup, Helmut. Deep, too…”
4. jen December 26, 2003

   We’re nuts for doing this…
5. Ted December 26, 2003

   Diametrically opposite of “chestnuts roasting on an open fire”
6. Rodney Dill December 26, 2003

   …And now for the EXTRA exclusive. The technique that helped Barry White sing Saprano.
7. Rodney Dill December 26, 2003

   “HO HO HOLY SH*T“
8. Rodney Dill December 26, 2003

   … or soprano, if you really wanted to be funny…
9. Sean Hackbarth December 26, 2003

   Two Howard Dean followers going to their next Meetup.
10. Francis W. Porretto December 27, 2003

    “…and don’t you dare come back without my robin’s-egg-blue He-Man Action Figure!”
11. Rodney Dill December 27, 2003

    “I told you not to take that bet that Hillary wouldn’t run!!!”
12. charles December 27, 2003

    ewww… bubbles.
13. Judi December 27, 2003

    Because Santa’s elves now find themselves in the unemployment line~they take an off-the-books job of bathing the Baby New Year.
14. Lachlan December 27, 2003

    “Dieter, I SWEAR! I left the rest of our Santa suits RIGHT HERE.”
15. Judi December 27, 2003

    “I know the Ring of Power is in here somewhere….keep looking, Smeagal! We have to find my Precious!”

    From the alternate opening scene of Return of the King
16. Jay Tea December 28, 2003

    “Fritz, why don’t you take your ‘chestnuts roasting by an open fire’ and stick them up your ass?”

    “I would, Hans, but mein ass has frozen shut!”
17. Rodney Dill December 28, 2003

    …I’ll have a b-b-b-blue Christmas, without you…
18. Owen December 28, 2003

    Dude. Kevin. I’m telling you that gay erotic frozen nekkid blogging will not increase your traffic.
19. Tiger December 28, 2003

    When the Santa Escort Service says “the penis will be this big even when ice cold” they have throughly tested the truth of that statement.
20. Tiger December 28, 2003

    Hey, didn’t that tag say will shrivel in cold water?
21. Rodney Dill December 28, 2003

    After The Packers clinch the NFC North title and are ensured of a January play-off game at Lambeau, a couple of Green Bay fans enjoy a refreshing dip in the Fox River.

    (…well its hilarious to me…)