It’s Friday, so it must be time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Winners to be announced Sunday.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
It’s Friday, so it must be time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Winners to be announced Sunday.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
Wet the balls in a frozen river/ fa la la la la la la la la/ Watch your privates shrink and shiver/ fa la la la la la lala la/
“Ach, Hans, you call that a Yule log? It’s more like Yule kindling!”
“Dang, Gunter, this water sure is cold!”
“Yup, Helmut. Deep, too…”
We’re nuts for doing this…
Diametrically opposite of “chestnuts roasting on an open fire”
…And now for the EXTRA exclusive. The technique that helped Barry White sing Saprano.
“HO HO HOLY SH*T“
… or soprano, if you really wanted to be funny…
Two Howard Dean followers going to their next Meetup.
“…and don’t you dare come back without my robin’s-egg-blue He-Man Action Figure!”
“I told you not to take that bet that Hillary wouldn’t run!!!”
ewww… bubbles.
Because Santa’s elves now find themselves in the unemployment line~they take an off-the-books job of bathing the Baby New Year.
“Dieter, I SWEAR! I left the rest of our Santa suits RIGHT HERE.”
“I know the Ring of Power is in here somewhere….keep looking, Smeagal! We have to find my Precious!”
From the alternate opening scene of Return of the King
“Fritz, why don’t you take your ‘chestnuts roasting by an open fire’ and stick them up your ass?”
“I would, Hans, but mein ass has frozen shut!”
…I’ll have a b-b-b-blue Christmas, without you…
Dude. Kevin. I’m telling you that gay erotic frozen nekkid blogging will not increase your traffic.
When the Santa Escort Service says “the penis will be this big even when ice cold” they have throughly tested the truth of that statement.
Hey, didn’t that tag say will shrivel in cold water?
After The Packers clinch the NFC North title and are ensured of a January play-off game at Lambeau, a couple of Green Bay fans enjoy a refreshing dip in the Fox River.
(…well its hilarious to me…)