It’s Friday, so it must be time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Winners will be announced Sunday.

Note: I’m submitting the contest to the Beltway Traffic Jam. James is inviting you to add your own posts to his daily linkfest via trackback.
Norbizness is running a caption contest with actual *prizes* (assuming you trust his taste in music).
The Democrats find a new way around the Soft Money ban.
The 3rd annual Winter Monkey Olympiad gets off to a bad start when the Chinese representative inadvertently douses the Olympic flame.
Gimme a break. Only two captions posted and the best I can hope now for is third.
Hillary! You look like hell in the morning.
Unlike some other monkeys, Maurice always took his jobs seriously.
The real reason for light posting by Frank J; he’s joined the Salvation Army.
(Couldn’t resist.)
Things are tough at Neverland so everyone is pitching in this year.
Due to budgetary problems Jaques Chirac begs for cheese money.
Leona Helmsley finally giving back to society.
Ever since the feces flinging incident, Rudolph wasn’t the only one who wasn’t allowed to join in any reindeer games.
OK, what son of a bitch switched my candy apple for THIS piece of crap?
“Will you PLEASE stop calling the French ‘Cheese-eating surrender monkeys?’ It’s RACIST! Do I look French to you?”
Although the outfit and duties were less than dignified, Beppo was glad he had the chance for gainful employment that had been denied Fido.
Even though she has begun to get a little long in the tooth, Helen Thomas, First Lady of the Press Corp, refuses to pass the torch.
In break news, The Smoking Gun reveals the real reason that the unemployment figures are down for this quarter.
“What to I think of Frank J. MMMM… Tastes like chicken.”
This is what I get for posting prior to my morning coffee. The, hopefully, corrected captions are…
In breaking news, The Smoking Gun reveals the real reason that the unemployment figures are down for this quarter.
“What do I think of Frank J.? MMMM… Tastes like chicken.”
Spank me, and you’ll get a lump of coal in your stocking.
…The one Royal the tabloids don’t mention, Prince Charles’ cousin…
I for one think Janet Reno’s looks have improved immensely since she’s been out of public service.
Democratic Harpy Nancy Pelosi grudgingly joins in Congressional Christmas ceremonies, trying to forget the recent positive economic news that will leave President George Bush in the White House for another four years.
With the successful capture of Saddam Hussein, security doubles of the deposed ruler have had to seek alternate employment opportunities.
Coincidentally, I mentioned this photo on my blog.
And like I said there, it’s nice to see Joan Rivers back in the spotlight.