Weekend Caption Contest™

23 Comments

1. James Joyner December 12, 2003

   The Democrats find a new way around the Soft Money ban.
2. Norbizness December 12, 2003

   The 3rd annual Winter Monkey Olympiad gets off to a bad start when the Chinese representative inadvertently douses the Olympic flame.
3. Rodney Dill December 12, 2003

   Gimme a break. Only two captions posted and the best I can hope now for is third.
4. Interested-Participant December 12, 2003

   Hillary! You look like hell in the morning.
5. Matthew Stinson December 12, 2003

   Unlike some other monkeys, Maurice always took his jobs seriously.
6. Jennifer December 12, 2003

   The real reason for light posting by Frank J; he’s joined the Salvation Army.

   (Couldn’t resist.)
7. Teri December 12, 2003

   Things are tough at Neverland so everyone is pitching in this year.
8. Sean Hackbarth December 13, 2003

   Due to budgetary problems Jaques Chirac begs for cheese money.
9. Joe December 13, 2003

   Leona Helmsley finally giving back to society.
10. Lee December 13, 2003

    Ever since the feces flinging incident, Rudolph wasn’t the only one who wasn’t allowed to join in any reindeer games.
11. Jay Tea December 13, 2003

    OK, what son of a bitch switched my candy apple for THIS piece of crap?
12. Jay Tea December 13, 2003

    “Will you PLEASE stop calling the French ‘Cheese-eating surrender monkeys?’ It’s RACIST! Do I look French to you?”
13. Jay Tea December 13, 2003

    Although the outfit and duties were less than dignified, Beppo was glad he had the chance for gainful employment that had been denied Fido.
14. Rodney Dill December 13, 2003

    Even though she has begun to get a little long in the tooth, Helen Thomas, First Lady of the Press Corp, refuses to pass the torch.
15. Rodney Dill December 13, 2003

    In break news, The Smoking Gun reveals the real reason that the unemployment figures are down for this quarter.
16. Rodney Dill December 13, 2003

    “What to I think of Frank J. MMMM… Tastes like chicken.”
17. Rodney Dill December 13, 2003

    This is what I get for posting prior to my morning coffee. The, hopefully, corrected captions are…

    In breaking news, The Smoking Gun reveals the real reason that the unemployment figures are down for this quarter.

    “What do I think of Frank J.? MMMM… Tastes like chicken.”
18. Laurence Simon December 13, 2003

    Spank me, and you’ll get a lump of coal in your stocking.
19. Bane December 13, 2003

    …The one Royal the tabloids don’t mention, Prince Charles’ cousin…
20. Rodney Dill December 13, 2003

    I for one think Janet Reno’s looks have improved immensely since she’s been out of public service.
21. Misanthropyst December 13, 2003

    Democratic Harpy Nancy Pelosi grudgingly joins in Congressional Christmas ceremonies, trying to forget the recent positive economic news that will leave President George Bush in the White House for another four years.
22. Rodney Dill December 14, 2003

    With the successful capture of Saddam Hussein, security doubles of the deposed ruler have had to seek alternate employment opportunities.
23. Steve H. December 16, 2003

    Coincidentally, I mentioned this photo on my blog.

    And like I said there, it’s nice to see Joan Rivers back in the spotlight.