HomeWeekend Caption ContestWeekend Caption Contest™ Weekend Caption Contest™ Kevin November 28, 2003 Weekend Caption Contest 31 Comments It’s Friday, so it must be time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. This weeks contest is sponsored by Michael at Discount Blogger (by virtue of getting this quiz right). Winners to be announced Sunday. Update: Winners announced. Free Traffic For You Commonwealth of Blogosphere Related Posts Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ About The Author Kevin Kevin founded Wizbang in 2003. He still contributes occasionally and handles all the technical and design work for the site. 31 Comments Rodney Dill November 28, 2003 So you’re from Ne-Vah-Da, I was just speaking there. Jeff November 28, 2003 “I’m the leader of the free world and even I get stuck with KP on Thanksgiving.” Tony S. November 28, 2003 Bush: Hey, are you going to eat that? Rob November 28, 2003 “So I was thinking that if my guys can’t find Osama over here maybe I’d….hey who’s that guy in the turban?” Rodney Dill November 28, 2003 “Yeah, I hear some grade A turkey went to Afghanistan too…. …But, I trumped her by coming here to Baghdad.” Timmer November 28, 2003 …and the rabbai says, “Sure beats the hell out of ham doesn’t it?” RabbiM November 28, 2003 The Lions and the points? You sure about that, soldier? Glenn November 29, 2003 Soldier: Boy this sure looks good! Bush: It’s a secret recipe, don’t tell the Secret Service. DANEgerus November 29, 2003 Hillary’s dropping by in a day or two… think you could ‘take-care-of-her’? She’s really gotta loosen up you know? shelli November 29, 2003 Hold the potatoes they make me toot. The Commissar November 29, 2003 Rove promised me that the plane was only going to Camp Pendleton. Bryan November 29, 2003 “Soldier….do you hear that? That faint sound was Kerry’s teardrop landing on Dean’s lapel.” Adam November 29, 2003 Truth be told, Mommy and Daddy are probably just now finding that I snuck out. I haven’t snuck out in decades. David November 29, 2003 “You know, life is like a box of chocolates…” charles November 29, 2003 Bush: So this is Baghdad? Alan Kellogg November 29, 2003 If they don’t have gravy for me, what makes you think they’re gonna have gravy for you? Alan Kellogg November 29, 2003 [alternate] Damn, the sun is strong out here. Rodney Dill November 29, 2003 “Damn, I’m glad all you guys all wear name tags, but I see your name’s ARMY too, jees, what are the odds?” Glenn November 29, 2003 Bush: AAahhhh crap! I forgot to bring the cranberries!!! Adam November 29, 2003 You know, some of my best friends are black people. Tim the Soldier November 29, 2003 Bush: Think they’re buying this? Kathy K November 30, 2003 Bush: “Would You Like Fries With That?” Rodney Dill November 30, 2003 “Say it, … Come on say it… come on …. come on…. Who’s your Bagh-daddy?“ Rodney Dill November 30, 2003 “It was the biggest pot of the evening and I had just filled an inside straight, and raised. Then Rove yells …ROAD TRIP…, everyone throws in their cards, and the next thing I know here I am.” Adam November 30, 2003 Bush: So that Atkins diet worked for ya? Soldier: Fo shizzle dizzle smallers bootizzle muh crizzle! Bush: Tru dat. joefriday December 1, 2003 “Did you find any pictures of my daughters over here, too?” Rochelle Siegel Smith January 6, 2004 Yo prs, did y’all heah about what we Geechees is doin’ aboot da “Mad Cow” epidemic?” We is sendin’ dem to “Anga Management… and that aint NO bull!” Rochelle Siegel Smith January 24, 2004 lISTEN AND DO NOT FORGETO THIS INTRODUCTIONS MY FELLA AMERICANS. I’M JOHN KERRY; THIS RIGHT HAND REPRESENTS ROSIE PALM; LEFT PALM? HAREE. INSTEAD OF “DEBATING” WHETHER TO SEND OUR TROOPS TO FIGHT A “LOSING BATTLE” OR KEEPING THEM SAFE FROM “HARMS WAY,” I’LL BE “MASTURBATING.” UNLIKE CLINTON, I DONT DESIRE THE “WHORE-MONICA!” Rochelle Siegel Smith May 31, 2004 Four and a half months passed since I captioned , NOT ‘captured, John Kerry and he’s STILL standing strong! Rochelle Siegel Smith June 23, 2004 Tis now FIVE monthsm, John Kerry is smellin’ mighty ripe standin’ so long without showering…eeee-yew, he smells strong too! Rochelle Siegel Smith June 23, 2004 Tis now FIVE months, John Kerry is smellin’ mighty ripe standin’ so long without showering…eeee-yew, he smells strong too!