HomeSatireA Bargain At Twice The Price A Bargain At Twice The Price Kevin November 25, 2003 Satire 8 Comments Do you think I could sell two slightly used 2 year olds on eBay? Just wondering… What Did We Learn Today? To Live And Die In LA Related Posts Coming Soon To A Theater Near You… Mapmaker, Mapmaker, Make Me A Map A brilliant satire About The Author Kevin Kevin founded Wizbang in 2003. He still contributes occasionally and handles all the technical and design work for the site. 8 Comments michele November 25, 2003 Want to trade them for one 13 year old and one ten year old? Both in good condition, but could use some polishing up. Bowulf November 25, 2003 I am hoping children appreciate (as opposed to depreciate) with age. I have a a pair of five year olds that could be hitting the auction block. michele November 25, 2003 Actually, they depreciate. Have you ever met anyone who actually wanted a 13 year old girl? Psycho Dad November 25, 2003 Damn, Michele beat me to it! Well anyway, I’ll offer up one 13 year old girl with a slight major attitude, for both 2 year olds. Kevin November 25, 2003 Problem is the two year olds still adore me (and my wife). I suspect 13 year olds are past that… Kevin November 25, 2003 Oh, the five year olds sound interesting. Already in school I imagine… If you need a reason to replace your carpets or flooring my boys will provide assistence in hastening that purchase. Tiger November 25, 2003 There are a lot of people, it seems that want 13 year old girls. I have a couple of clients who wanted 13 year old girls, got them, and will likely serve a very long time in prison because of it. michele November 26, 2003 Well, Tiger. You sucked the fun right out of this commentary.