The Bonfire of the Vanities returns stronger than ever to to celebrate its 20th edition by getting a star in the Hollywood Walk Of Fame. The motto this week is “Horray For Hollywood!.” This weeks entries prove that bloggers have a future in Hollywood as key grips, best boys, and prop masters. All of this weeks entries were given auditions on the casting couch and failed to impress (or put out) so they have been sent packing to burn in the Bonfire.

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Lights, camera, action…
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Dodgeblogium contributor Leather Clad Stud-Muffin’s date seems to be saying, “Is that a gun in your “Queer Eye For The Straight Guy” leather pants pocket, or are you just glad to see me?” Lest you think the other contributors are any better off, Andrew is doing his best drunken Hank Williams, Jr. impersonation.
tinklebelle laments the lack of a man around the house. Get a teenage babysitter and one of these.
Meanwhile, Owen is urging men to love their erections. One of these may help
Wowzer! The bonfire is a raging inferno, this week. Way to go, Kev. Thank you.
Should heat my home for weeks. Perhaps you should license this technology to northern states.
hln
Mine was so bad, even when I tried to explain it in an email to Kevin, it was still complete gibberish.
drunken Hank Williams, Jr.
Isn’t that an oxymoron?
(and I’m a Hank Jr. fan)
McGeehee,
it’s not an oxymoron but a redundancy…
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Oops, you’re right Jeff. I must have been drunk when I typed that.