Weekend Caption Contest™

16 Comments

1. Rob October 31, 2003

   (Vice President Dick Cheney): Damn it George, bitch slapping him isn’t going to get us any closer to finding Saddam.
2. Michael Demmons October 31, 2003

   “Your Grasshoppers Are Belong To Us!”
3. Michael Demmons October 31, 2003

   Of course, I didn’t know it was a Praying Mantis, or I would have said….

   Oh, nevefreakinmind
4. Matthew October 31, 2003

   At a press conference, one of Iran’s mullahs moves to demonstrate that President Khatami has been replaced with a life-sized Pez dispenser, because everybody likes Pez.
5. BoiFromTroy October 31, 2003

   Herr Gropenfuehrer makes first appearance in the Middle East
6. Tiger October 31, 2003

   Doc Ock makes an early plea for people to see the sequel to Spider-Man.
7. Rodney Dill October 31, 2003

   CIA documentation that they’ve found a Weapon of Mantis Destruction.
8. Tony S. November 1, 2003

   I may never be able to get rid of the two impressions on my chin.
9. Mark Pierce November 1, 2003

   Congratulations! Your new weblog, One Handed Iranian Mercy, has just moved up to the level of Lowly Insects in the TTLB Blogosphere Ecosystem.
10. Rodney Dill November 1, 2003

    Current bodyguard, and future “volunteer” suicide bomber, caught placing a praying mantis on President Khatami’s head as a gag.
11. Norbizness November 1, 2003

    The Iranian remake of “The Tingler” promises to be box office manure.
12. Venomous Kate November 2, 2003

    And the bodyguard is thinking: “Now, how do I get this idiot off the praying mantis’s ass?”
13. Rodney Dill November 2, 2003

    “…and remember students, Islam is a religion of peace, we respect the life and rights of all individuals, and indeed all living {“crunch”} things.”
14. Bob Whaley November 2, 2003

    Hmm… lunch. Maybe he won’t notice.
15. Psycho Dad November 2, 2003

    If that Evil Glenn pulls off my toupee in public again I’ll…
16. hln November 2, 2003

    Where is the classic response? “Ooh, a brain sucker starving to death.”

    hln