Allah points out a peppy little handbook for high school seniors who have to write a *diversity essay*. There’s a lot of good advice there, but the code words seem to indicate that there is an easy shortcut for this assignment.
I present my abridged version of the “dog ate my term paper” excuse to get out of this requirement:
I sorry I could not finish my essay on time, but the Democratic presidential debate ran longer than I thought. Please visit my web site The Truth About George.
Turn that in and you’re as good as accepted.
