HomeWeekend Caption ContestWeekend Caption Contest™ Weekend Caption Contest™ Kevin September 26, 2003 Weekend Caption Contest 11 Comments It’s Friday, so it must be time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Winners to be announced Sunday. Winners have been announced. Click here to see the winning entries. Live Your Sports Fantasy FCUK Banned Related Posts Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of August 31, 2018 Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners About The Author Kevin Kevin founded Wizbang in 2003. He still contributes occasionally and handles all the technical and design work for the site. 11 Comments jeff September 26, 2003 Finally, the effects of shrinkage caught on film! Fritz September 26, 2003 At the corporate offices of Divine Interventions, proud manufacturers of the Baby Jesus Butt Plug, the Jackhammer Jesus, the Budda’s Delight, a tourist photographs a promotion for the newest product, the Shivering Dalai Lama. Paige September 26, 2003 But, on our home planet, these are considered huge genitals! Psycho Dad September 26, 2003 Quit laughing! It’s called cold shrinkage. Tiger September 26, 2003 Wow are we ever embarrassed! Someone stole our spaceship and ran off with our clothes, we are standing here freezing to death, and we get spotted by a Weekly World News reporter with a fresh roll of film. McGehee September 27, 2003 Few people know that Blue Man Group didn’t start out blue. Velociman September 27, 2003 After the birth of her triplets Suki began to question why her alien abductions always ended with an anal probe. Michael Demmons September 27, 2003 “WE WERE IN THE POOOOOL!!!” Tony S. September 27, 2003 We are Buddhist monks from Shaolin. We have been kicked out of the temple because we couldn’t master the “blue” technique. Be not fooled by our “red” technique, it is just as deadly. B.O. Blivion September 28, 2003 “Parents beware of pedophiles on the Internet! Buy our filtering software NOW so YOUR little girl will never face THIS!” Hasek November 3, 2003 Not only are they naked, it’s a little windy outside too.