Bonfire of the Vanities – Week 12

My demented labor of love The Bonfire of the Vanities returns to bash you over the head with the worst the the blogosphere has to offer. The motto this week is “How To Tell You’ve Got Too Much Time On Your Hands.” This weeks entries prove that you should never hit the Canel button when making a post. All of this weeks entries have been gladdy offered up to the raging inferno that is the Bonfire…

Bonfire of the Vanities

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On with the “Very Special Episode of the Bonfire”…

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Blowing Hurricane Force Methane Into The Blogosphere

  • Harvey reveals that his wife is the real talent behind Bad Money. Like a twisted stage mother he keeps hoisting her out onto the Bonfire stage.
  • Paige chastises visitors looking for porn. HE is obviously new at the blogging game, how do you think I get all my hits?
  • Susie whores out the Bonfire for another contest.
  • King of Fools lives up to his moniker. Perhaps that should be Knig of Folos?
  • Margi vividly illustrates the lamest meme from last week.
  • Doc Rock sent me a link to edit her Bonfire submission, which even though it was a unique entry didn’t exactly make for interesting Bonfire reading. One word: Permalink. I’ll go out on a limb here and guess that the bleeding handyman story was what she meant to send. Of course it could have been part II of the bleeding handyman story.
  • Heather (aka Helen without vowels) discovers that Frank J’s Ethel nickname may be more accurate than we ever knew.
  • Jen has a candid admission about her preference in *cough* size. Small handed men have formed a line that wraps around the building at this point.
  • McGehee thinks ABC killing off the John Ritter character may not work. What he fails to note is the “big surprise”. The hot daughter, so overcome by grief, takes a job as a lap dancer. Hilarity and ratings ensure.
  • Phelps mocks the giver of Instalanches. Apparently no one ever explained to Phelps that the BlogFather nickname is not just another of the many names Glenn goes by. You think he got all that traffic by accident? That new stadium the Titans play in isn’t known as the Tennessee Meadowlands for nothing
    Let's Get Ready To Rumble
    RIP Mr. Carlson


  1. hln September 23, 2003
  2. Jim September 23, 2003
  3. Kevin September 23, 2003
  4. hln September 23, 2003
  5. Harvey September 23, 2003
  6. Paige September 23, 2003
  7. Paige September 23, 2003
  8. Tiger September 24, 2003