All of the entries in the Weekend Caption Contest™ were top notch although Matthew confused Uri Geller with David Blaine. The unscientifically chosen winners are:
1st place: (Fritz) – “Concentrate, Michael! Bending your gender is much harder than bending spoons. CONCENTRATE!”
2nd place: (Harvey) – “A passable likeness of me, Madame Tussaud, but I do think the nose could use a little work.”
3rd place: (Susie) – “The happy couple prepares to cut the cake…”
Reminder: Outside The Beltway has a Kim Jong Il caption contest running until tomorrow.