Carnival Of The Vanities Week 50

Alas I was too busy working on the Bonfire of the Vanities to remember to get an entry in on time for this weeks Carnival of the Vanities at Rhetorica. Go enjoy the bloggy goodness.

Update: A closer read indicates that my submission may make the cut after all in an update.

Pizza Delivery Man Goes Boom
Bonfire of the Vanities - Week 9