$5,000 for your childs innocence? The sycophants will be drooling to ship their kids off to the home of the poster boy for repressed pedeophiliphic tendencies.

The Arizona Republic – Like a real-life Willy Wonka, Michael Jackson has announced plans to open his carnival-style Neverland Ranch estate to 500 guests for a Sept. 13 gathering, complete with dinner, magicians, games and a tractor-trailer full of stuffed animals.

Tickets for two people cost $5,000, with $1,000 from each sale to be divided among three charities, according to Jackson publicist Stuart Backerman.

The amazingly lifelike Jackson will keep the rest – Backerman said it would pay for the party (and, perhaps, for a Spider-Man mask or two for Jackson’s kids?).

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