It’s Friday and that means it’s time for the legendary Weekend Caption Contest™ at Wizbang. Frankly this picture was too good to pass up. Winner to be announced Sunday evening.
Weekend Caption Contest™
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Kevin
Kevin founded Wizbang in 2003. He still contributes occasionally and handles all the technical and design work for the site.
Mary Kate with billionaire twin Ashley after recent sex change
Wow! It’s true, I can really see the other side of the room when I look through your ear.
Yep, the Viagra Works!
Anna dumps Enrique for E.T.
What an idiot I’ve been for trying to sell BOOKS all these years!
With Anna close by, Jeff Bezos tries out his cybernetic X-ray peepers, custom-built for him by Dean Kamen.
That’s not my knee, but it’s ok.
I never noticed what a pretty smile she has. Must be the suit.
do you really think we can discount it that much?
Wow this is as close as a dork like me will ever get to a lady like this…
Consternation reigns as Anna reveals her secret weapon – she had TWO pairs of hands all along!
You mean you actually KNOW what a book is? That’s great! I SELL books! That’s GREAT!
After a steamy photo shoot for the new sports bra Mr. Bezos suddenly snapped and began yelling about “wearing Anna’s ass like a hat” before being restrained by security.
Whether in a meeting with the Board of Directors, or just walking down a city street, Lori seemed to bring out every man’s inner-gayness.
Oh my gawd, I hope no one takes a picture of me while this twit is standing here & posts it on the internet.
NO WAY!!! Get out of town! You’re gay? Oh, girlfriend, that’s FAAAAABULOUS.
Ahhh hiuk hiuk hiuk hiuk…..perty.
And the 2003 winner of the “I want to bear Pee Wee Herman’s child” award is….