HomeContestsWeekend Caption Contest™ Weekend Caption Contest™ Kevin August 22, 2003 Contests 18 Comments It’s Friday and that means it’s time for the legendary Weekend Caption Contest™ at Wizbang. Frankly this picture was too good to pass up. Winner to be announced Sunday evening. Kobe Fanatics Foul Out Life After Death Related Posts Bonfire Of The Vanities Reminder OTB Caption Contest T Minus 1 Hour About The Author Kevin Kevin founded Wizbang in 2003. He still contributes occasionally and handles all the technical and design work for the site. 18 Comments Jeff McCune August 22, 2003 Mary Kate with billionaire twin Ashley after recent sex change Tony S. August 22, 2003 Wow! It’s true, I can really see the other side of the room when I look through your ear. Jennifer August 22, 2003 Yep, the Viagra Works! Jeff McCune August 22, 2003 Anna dumps Enrique for E.T. James Joyner August 22, 2003 What an idiot I’ve been for trying to sell BOOKS all these years! Matthew August 22, 2003 With Anna close by, Jeff Bezos tries out his cybernetic X-ray peepers, custom-built for him by Dean Kamen. Jane August 22, 2003 That’s not my knee, but it’s ok. punctilious August 22, 2003 I never noticed what a pretty smile she has. Must be the suit. rammer August 23, 2003 do you really think we can discount it that much? LoneAggie August 23, 2003 Wow this is as close as a dork like me will ever get to a lady like this… Kay August 23, 2003 Consternation reigns as Anna reveals her secret weapon – she had TWO pairs of hands all along! Timmer August 23, 2003 You mean you actually KNOW what a book is? That’s great! I SELL books! That’s GREAT! Pope August 26, 2003 After a steamy photo shoot for the new sports bra Mr. Bezos suddenly snapped and began yelling about “wearing Anna’s ass like a hat” before being restrained by security. Cade September 11, 2003 Whether in a meeting with the Board of Directors, or just walking down a city street, Lori seemed to bring out every man’s inner-gayness. Mr. Bezos September 20, 2003 Oh my gawd, I hope no one takes a picture of me while this twit is standing here & posts it on the internet. Mr. Bezos September 20, 2003 NO WAY!!! Get out of town! You’re gay? Oh, girlfriend, that’s FAAAAABULOUS. Jeremy September 26, 2003 Ahhh hiuk hiuk hiuk hiuk…..perty. Dick McKnight October 3, 2003 And the 2003 winner of the “I want to bear Pee Wee Herman’s child” award is….