It’s been a while since I had some fun with the server logs… James Joyner noted that he’s getting a lot of links for “britney spears british elle” just for pointing out that I had the picture up here. Well that’s high on my list as well, but I thought I would spotlight the “What The Hell Were They Thinking” search phrases first.
Freakish Search Phrases
mother spanks
sue bird lesbian
ass watcher sasha
santorum lube fecal matter
ksenia vidyaykina trapped
toilet monkey
nuts balls testicles man -she -her -girl -women -woman -girls
cat .sniffer still works
texas senate cookies
white trash trailer trash girls
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And the most obscure:
star wars jedi golf ball retriever
Now on to the top search phrases for the month that lead the unsuspecting to Wizbang:
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The Jedi Golf Ball Retriever isn’t obscure!
It’s the Jedi Boy video that everyone had so much fun watching that the kid had a nervous breakdown and started suing people.
The “double lightsaber” object he was using was a “golf ball retriever”.
Now, as to why it showed up on your blog….?
My thoughts exactly. There’s nothing obscure about that one. I did like Texas Senate cookies.
Seems like most of those searches should have taken them to Bill C’s blog!
So it looks like we are the two people to whom “mary-kate olsen nude with no and i mean no clothes on” leads. What’s with that, anyhow?
mary-kate olsen nude with no and i mean no clothes on 24
OMG that is hilarious. Someone was trying to give orders to the search engine.
Speaking of Mary Kate Olsen, she is getting out of the hospital!