The ACME Challenge

Meryl Yourish has laid down the following challenge to Michele, Laurence, and I:

You have to find and capture Saddam Hussein using the following five items from the ACME catalog

hitchhiker’s thumb
hi-speed tonic
instant girl
roller skis

You may substitute ONE item from the catalog for ONE of the five items in the catalog if you wish.My response will be in the 2:30am post.

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