michelle
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"you're just jealous cuz i'm prettier than
you"
Female
27 years old
wouldn't you
like to know???, MARYLAND
United States
Last Login:
7/25/2006
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| michelle's
Interests |
| General |
watching Becks play, staring
at the wall... .tmp) |
| Music |
hip-hop, soul, house, lounge,
chill stuff, international, rock, jazz, ... everything
that's good |
| Movies |
the godfather (I & II),
scarface, casino, goodfellas, kill bill vol. 1 & 2,
pulp fiction, desperado, fight club, anything with brad
pitt even if it sucks, usual suspects, breakfast club,
sixteen candles, finding nemo, pirates, swingers, old
school, anything with will ferrell... |
| Television |
laguna beach, sopranos, dave
chappelle, south park, ATHF, harvey birdman, powerpuff
girls, graham norton, da ali g show, brini maxwell,
project runway, fashion television, fashion police,
fashion trance, absolutely fabulous (best - show -
ever!!!) |
| Books |
in style, vogue, italian
vogue, french vogue, british vogue, harper's bazaar, us
weekly, etc. |
| Heroes |
Michael K.
(http://dlisted.blogspot.com/) |
| Groups: |
My
Purse Cost More Than Your Whole Outfit!, American
City Diner, Addicted
to MySpace like yak and crack
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All michelle's Groups
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michelle's Details |
| Status: |
In a Relationship |
| Here
for: |
Friends |
| Orientation: |
Straight |
| Hometown: |
Maryland |
| Body
type: |
5' 2" / Slim / Slender |
| Ethnicity: |
Other |
| Religion: |
Christian - other |
| Zodiac
Sign: |
Pisces |
| Children: |
Someday |
| Education: |
Grad / professional
school |
| Occupation: |
sexy
bitch | |
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| michelle's
Blurbs |
About
me:
About Me: I am awesome.
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Who
I'd like to meet:
I'd Like to Meet: David
Beckham. .tmp)
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| michelle's Friends Comments
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Samantha
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7/25/2006 7:35 AM
Checked out some of the other top
50... must be rough all day looking at such eye
sores. j/k
You rock congrats smart pretty
lady. |
♥Indira♥
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7/20/2006 10:53 PM
FIRERASS ALERT!!! FIRERASS ALERT!!!
FIRERASS ALERT!!!
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Samantha
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7/19/2006 3:14 PM
Thought this was funny and had to
share. ;o)
Moral Dilemma
You are
driving down the road in your car on a wild,
stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop and you
see three people waiting for the bus:
1. An
old lady who looks as if she is about to
die.
2. An old friend who once saved
your life.
3. The perfect partner you have
been dreaming about.
Which one would you
choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there
could only be one passenger in your car? Think
before you continue reading.
This is a
moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used
as part of a job application.
You could
pick up the old lady, because she is going to die,
and thus you should save her first.
Or you
could take the old friend because he once saved
your life, and this would be the perfect chance to
pay him back.
However, you may never be
able to find your perfect mate again.
The
candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants)
had no trouble coming up with his answer. He
simply answered: "I would give the car keys to my
old friend and let him take the lady to the
hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus
with the partner of my dreams."
Sometimes,
we gain more if we are able to give up our
stubborn thought
limitations. Never forget to
"Think Outside of the Box."
...HOWEVER...,
the correct answer is to run the old lady over and
put
her out of her misery, have sex with the
perfect partner on the hood of the car, then drive
off with the old friend for a few beers. God, I
just love happy endings. Don't You?? |
Samantha
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7/19/2006 3:07 PM
Now you've done it......the pervs
will come a-running.....Loser... |
Samantha
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7/18/2006 11:51 AM
Why wasn't I blessed with this kind
of Boobage???...
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Samantha
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7/14/2006 2:02 PM
Wow, what a small world! I like
your new pic. My new pic will only be up for umm
probably two days. Then go back to the middle
finger one. lol |
Samantha
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7/11/2006 3:14 PM
Ummm...like.....SUCK IT!!! =p
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Samantha
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7/11/2006 10:30 AM
I
Girls Night Out
Why
females should avoid a girls night out after they
are married!
The other night I was invited out
for a night with "the girls." I told my husband
that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the Hours passed and the
margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m.,
a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in
the Door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up
and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my
husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another
9 times.
I was really proud of myself for
coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in
order to escape a possible conflict with him.
(Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9
cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)
The next
morning my husband asked me what time I got in,
and I told him "Midnight". He didn't seem upset at
all. Whew! Got away with that one!
Then he
said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I
asked him why?, he said, "Well, last night our
clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh.
Shit.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's
throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled,
cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the
coffee table and farted.
lol, thank god i
am not married yet! |
Samantha
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7/7/2006 11:40 AM
It was nice bumping into you
yesterday. I will send you an email with a flyer
for Sunday to your work address. What are you
doing tomorrow during the day? |
Samantha
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7/5/2006 4:31 PM
Hi Michelle, so glad to hear that
you had a nice fourth. My fourth was the worst in
history and am happy that it is over with!
Are you game for spelunking on my
birthday? This will definitely be different and
exciting. I want Sam to come too.
When is
Zodiac opening? I like the name... Hopefully, it
does not turn out to be another sausage fest. ;-)
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brian
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6/29/2006 10:15 AM
Hey you...just thought I'd stop by
and say hello...hope all is well...I think I might
be plannin a trip to DC sooner than
expected.
~b |
♥Indira♥
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6/22/2006 10:19 PM
go to estha's page |
Samantha
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6/22/2006 9:39 AM
We were playing more for fun. If we
had competed, I know that I would have lost. lol
It was actually very good playing weather.
We are getting together every Wednesday
evening now starting at 6:30 p.m. some are
arriving later like 7:30 ish. There are
approximately seven to eight of us playing. You
should totally play with us. |
Samantha
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6/21/2006 10:41 AM
7:30-8:00 p.m. tennis coed tennis
in rockville, interested? |
Samantha
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6/20/2006 12:07 PM
Jeannine and I are going to check
out watch a derby soon. You have to
come with us it will be fun. Did you get the email
"Fresh Meat?" |
humberto
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6/15/2006 7:50 AM
don't be, i'm still likely to die
first since women drive men to early deaths.
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Samantha
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6/13/2006 11:11 PM
too funny, i received two messages
and assistance after less than five mins. from
posting it!
what were your results? ...bet
they were crazy too! |
Sami
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6/13/2006 10:27 AM
I have managed to destroy every
cockroach west of the mississippi. I'll get to the
east coast eventually. |
Mi
nome e Umbeeerrrrto
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6/9/2006 4:41 PM
Bring those shoes out of retirement
and you will find that boyfriend. And if you
don't, at least you have something to squash that
cockroach with ;-) |
Mi
nome e Umbeeerrrrto
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6/7/2006 6:19 AM
Yep, still thinking about those
boots. I cried when you told me what happened to
them. It marked the end of a dynasty. What a
shame. How have you been? Still breaking hearts
all over town... |
Samantha
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6/5/2006 12:46 PM
Thank you so much. You are a true
sweetheart! Hope to see you
soon.
Samantha |
♥Indira♥
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6/2/2006 8:56 PM
yea he dressed up for me cause he
came to see me after getting married to you at the
rockville judicial court and the after party was
at my house! dont u remember estha caught the
flowers |
brian
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5/17/2006 10:17 AM
Just dropping by to say hey...hope
all is well. |
Samantha
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5/13/2006 3:22 PM
Next weekend... Golfer Pimp and
Tennis Ho Party
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Hope you can make
it! |
Samantha
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5/10/2006 4:42 PM
I swear, if you don't remove
Samantha's comment I will not buy you awesome
things when I have money this summer.......=p
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Samantha
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5/10/2006 1:52 PM
You got a mighty hot pic of David up
there! Send me your email so I can send you the
Evite for the Golfer Pimps and Tennis Hos
party.;-) Thanks for coming to the last party!
Ihope you can make to this
one.
~Samantha
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Samantha
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5/8/2006 7:38 PM
I'M BOSSAAAY..... |
♥Indira♥
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4/21/2006 10:29 AM
did u get my picture mail that i
sent to ur phone the other day? |
♥Indira♥
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4/18/2006 2:05 AM
This is soo everyone knows not to F
wit u cause ur cuz gotcho back! (for everyone who
is wondering...michelle is freakishly short and
indira is freakishly tall)
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♥ ur fav cousin
Indira |
brian
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4/11/2006 4:22 PM
what's new Shells..what's old for
the matter...how's DC treating you? |
♥Indira♥
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4/2/2006 9:43 AM
TYB
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YOU BETTER NOT DELETE THIS! DONT
BE SHAME! |
*N*I*N*A*Z*
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3/27/2006 3:22 PM
Hey Michelle! We have to get the
old college park crew back together for a night
out.. it would be interesting! HA! Could you
imagine that? Miss ya and hope you're doing well.
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Samantha
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3/17/2006 2:54 PM
Happy St. Patrick's
Day........let's dance!!!
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♥Indira♥
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3/14/2006 2:06 AM
you need to change your song to
caribbean queen |
Samantha
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3/8/2006 7:38 AM
You can suck it!!! =p |
Samantha
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3/1/2006 1:32 PM
This is super old but
whatever......watch the guy in the
orange....
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brian
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2/24/2006 7:08 PM
30 degrees...damn...I guess I'll
have to wait before I come back to DC...maybe
April...as for your request..this is the best I
can do for now....tmp)
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2/23/2006 9:33 PM
I'm not jealous, because I am, in
fact, prettier than you. Or we're at least equal.
I'm just pretty in a different way. |
brian
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2/23/2006 4:48 PM
Nice choice of music
shelly...
~b |
Nadia
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2/20/2006 4:46 PM
Happy Birthday Cuz! We should go
buy a purse to celebrate! |
♥Indira♥
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2/20/2006 1:57 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MISSYPOO!!!!!! I ♥
YOU!!!!!!!! LOVE ALWAYS YOUR FAVORITE CUTEST
COUSIN EVER, INDIRA |
Nadia
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2/20/2006 11:44 AM
Um, we dont have any busted
friends. Eww. |
EDUCATED
CONSUMERS: EP RELEASE PARTY JULY 28.
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2/16/2006 7:13 AM
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WE WILL
BE PERFORMING AT 10 SHARP
BE THERE FOR THE
BOOTY |
Nadia
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2/14/2006 3:04 PM
Hey! We should post pictures of
ourselves drinking alcohol, dont you think that
would be cool?? Thats what the kids are doing
nowadays. |
Sami
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2/8/2006 5:28 PM
Who said I'm hiding? I was just
lost. :)
How are you? When are you coming
to LA. It's 90 degrees today. |
Nadia
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2/7/2006 2:26 PM
what up? You should change your
song back to Tom Jones. That suited you much
better! |
♥Indira♥
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2/1/2006 2:04 PM
i can tell from u profile layout
that myspace has officially SUCKED YOU IN!!! to
hell with friendster! |
♥Indira♥
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1/31/2006 2:54 AM
so i was listening to no pigeons
and I THINK I MIGHT BE A PIGEON! i fit the
description! write me back asap and let me know!
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Socorro
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1/28/2006 2:41 PM
hey michelle!!!! Wuz up?? You look
so beautiful on your pics. Just stopping by to say
hi. | |
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