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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin

Published: February 25, 2011 - 7:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


President Barack Obama talks with Facebook founder and CEO Mark Zuckerberg before a dinner with Technology Business Leaders in Woodside, California, Feb. 17, 2011. Also pictured, left to right, are Carol Bartz, Yahoo! President and CEO; Art Levinson, Genentech Chairman and former CEO; Steve Westly, Founder and Managing Partner, The Westly Group; and Eric Schmidt, Executive Chairman and CEO of Google. (Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)


Winners will be announced Monday morning.


Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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Comments (96)

Can you keep that whole Egy... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by fustian | February 25, 2011 7:08 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
fustian:

Can you keep that whole Egypt thing from happening here?
Really...

1. Posted by fustian | February 25, 2011 7:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on February 25, 2011 07:08

You've given me a great ide... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by fustian | February 25, 2011 7:09 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
fustian:

You've given me a great idea for a new social media project: EarBook.

2. Posted by fustian | February 25, 2011 7:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on February 25, 2011 07:09

"I'm done with this gig aft... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by Upset Old Guy | February 25, 2011 7:13 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Upset Old Guy:

"I'm done with this gig after 2012. If I wear my hair spiked up in front like this can I be one of the kool-boys over at Facebook?"

3. Posted by Upset Old Guy | February 25, 2011 7:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on February 25, 2011 07:13

Obama has two kinds of frie... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by fustian | February 25, 2011 7:14 AM | Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
fustian:

Obama has two kinds of friends: those under the bus, and those going to be under the bus. Zuckerberg is enjoying his brief moment in the second category.

4. Posted by fustian | February 25, 2011 7:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 9 (9 votes cast)

Posted on February 25, 2011 07:14

White House Press Release: ... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by Falze | February 25, 2011 7:16 AM | Score: 14 (14 votes cast)
Falze:

White House Press Release: "The President will release a statement on the massacre of civilians by the Lybian government shortly. He is currently exerting all his energies towards getting advice from top executives on 'that Farmville thing'".

5. Posted by Falze | February 25, 2011 7:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 14 (14 votes cast)

Posted on February 25, 2011 07:16

And we're going to add a te... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by fustian | February 25, 2011 7:16 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
fustian:

And we're going to add a teleprompter feature.

6. Posted by fustian | February 25, 2011 7:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on February 25, 2011 07:16

"So what's your next projec... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by rodney dill | February 25, 2011 7:17 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"So what's your next project?"
"Right now I'm thinking AsshatBook."

7. Posted by rodney dill | February 25, 2011 7:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on February 25, 2011 07:17

"Hey, stick by me and somed... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by rodney dill | February 25, 2011 7:18 AM | Score: 27 (27 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"Hey, stick by me and someday you can be Mayor of Chicago."
"Never been there."
"Doesn't matter."

8. Posted by rodney dill | February 25, 2011 7:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 27 (27 votes cast)

Posted on February 25, 2011 07:18

"Who needs friends, we both... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by rodney dill | February 25, 2011 7:18 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"Who needs friends, we both won."

9. Posted by rodney dill | February 25, 2011 7:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on February 25, 2011 07:18

"I'm sorry your Farmville c... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by rodney dill | February 25, 2011 7:20 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"I'm sorry your Farmville crops died, but I'm not fixing it for you.... and remember to feed your fish today."

10. Posted by rodney dill | February 25, 2011 7:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on February 25, 2011 07:20

I REALLY need your help to ... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by guido | February 25, 2011 7:21 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
guido:

I REALLY need your help to UNfriend Gaddafi, Mark.

11. Posted by guido | February 25, 2011 7:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 7 (7 votes cast)

Posted on February 25, 2011 07:21

Sarah Palin has more friend... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by fustian | February 25, 2011 7:25 AM | Score: 25 (25 votes cast)
fustian:

Sarah Palin has more friends than I do. Fix it.

12. Posted by fustian | February 25, 2011 7:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 25 (25 votes cast)

Posted on February 25, 2011 07:25

You see, I really thought i... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by mpw280 | February 25, 2011 7:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
mpw280:

You see, I really thought it was all about me. mpw

13. Posted by mpw280 | February 25, 2011 7:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 25, 2011 07:25

I'll zuck yours if you'll z... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by jenn | February 25, 2011 7:27 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
jenn:

I'll zuck yours if you'll zuck mine.....

14. Posted by jenn | February 25, 2011 7:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (4 votes cast)

Posted on February 25, 2011 07:27

Here's the thing Mark. Ther... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by fustian | February 25, 2011 7:27 AM | Score: 28 (32 votes cast)
fustian:

Here's the thing Mark. There's nothing that says I can't tax virtual farms too.

15. Posted by fustian | February 25, 2011 7:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 28 (32 votes cast)

Posted on February 25, 2011 07:27

It is similar. We're both r... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by fustian | February 25, 2011 7:31 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
fustian:

It is similar. We're both responsible for a currency that has no actual value.

16. Posted by fustian | February 25, 2011 7:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 7 (7 votes cast)

Posted on February 25, 2011 07:31

"No I will not fix your com... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by rodney dill | February 25, 2011 7:31 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"No I will not fix your computer."

17. Posted by rodney dill | February 25, 2011 7:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on February 25, 2011 07:31

"No Mark, I don't like bein... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by Rick13 | February 25, 2011 7:33 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Rick13:

"No Mark, I don't like being Poked!" "And if you try it, the Secret Service will throw you out!"

18. Posted by Rick13 | February 25, 2011 7:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on February 25, 2011 07:33

We're thinking of pegging t... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by fustian | February 25, 2011 7:34 AM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
fustian:

We're thinking of pegging the dollar to Farmville cash. It has more intrinsic value.

19. Posted by fustian | February 25, 2011 7:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 8 (8 votes cast)

Posted on February 25, 2011 07:34

How come no one "likes" me ... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by rbee | February 25, 2011 7:37 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
rbee:

How come no one "likes" me when I won't answer my phone @ 3am?

20. Posted by rbee | February 25, 2011 7:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on February 25, 2011 07:37

I'm thinking of changing it... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by fustian | February 25, 2011 7:41 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
fustian:

I'm thinking of changing it from Obamacare to Obamaville.

21. Posted by fustian | February 25, 2011 7:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on February 25, 2011 07:41

Of course, you know that I'... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by Maggie Mama | February 25, 2011 7:45 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Maggie Mama:

Of course, you know that I'm not just the first African-American President, I'm also the first President on facebook.

22. Posted by Maggie Mama | February 25, 2011 7:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 25, 2011 07:45

How do I block Joe Biden?</... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by guido | February 25, 2011 7:46 AM | Score: 16 (16 votes cast)
guido:

How do I block Joe Biden?

23. Posted by guido | February 25, 2011 7:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 16 (16 votes cast)

Posted on February 25, 2011 07:46

"...if I were President I'd... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by rodney dill | February 25, 2011 7:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"...if I were President I'd rename the Capitol from Suckerburg to Zuckerberg."

24. Posted by rodney dill | February 25, 2011 7:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 25, 2011 07:46

Obama commented on the civi... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by retired military | February 25, 2011 7:50 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
retired military:

Obama commented on the civilians massacred by Gaddafi and the rising oil prices "It's all Bush's fault"

25. Posted by retired military | February 25, 2011 7:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on February 25, 2011 07:50

One lives in a make believe... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by rodney dill | February 25, 2011 7:50 AM | Score: 22 (26 votes cast)
rodney dill:

One lives in a make believe fantasy world, with fake friends, shallow relationships, dubious security policies, and time wasting game playing... and the other invented FACEBOOK.

26. Posted by rodney dill | February 25, 2011 7:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 22 (26 votes cast)

Posted on February 25, 2011 07:50

Obama "get this kid out of ... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by retired military | February 25, 2011 7:50 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
retired military:

Obama "get this kid out of here, he is blocking my view of Totus."

27. Posted by retired military | February 25, 2011 7:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 25, 2011 07:50

I'm asking CEO's to develop... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by Maggie Mama | February 25, 2011 7:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maggie Mama:

I'm asking CEO's to develop new positions in their companies to add to my "jobs created tally" -- with your wealth you should be able to give me a couple of hundred, right?

28. Posted by Maggie Mama | February 25, 2011 7:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 25, 2011 07:51

Yeah, I gave that movie abo... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by Maggie Mama | February 25, 2011 7:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maggie Mama:

Yeah, I gave that movie about you a "thumbs up".

29. Posted by Maggie Mama | February 25, 2011 7:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 25, 2011 07:53

How do I change "Hometown" ... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by guido | February 25, 2011 7:55 AM | Score: 5 (9 votes cast)
guido:

How do I change "Hometown" from Mombasa to Honolulu?

30. Posted by guido | February 25, 2011 7:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (9 votes cast)

Posted on February 25, 2011 07:55

Seriously, Zuck. If we coul... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by Clay | February 25, 2011 7:56 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Clay:

Seriously, Zuck. If we could get Mahmoud, Muammar, Hosni, and the Abdullahs on Facebook, this whole Mideast thing would blow over. If nothing else, it would be a real hoot. Oh, and you guys aren't looking for an executive type with community organizing experience, are you?

31. Posted by Clay | February 25, 2011 7:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 25, 2011 07:56

Interesting idea. So, just ... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by fustian | February 25, 2011 8:00 AM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
fustian:

Interesting idea. So, just how much stimulus money WOULD it take to save or create a Farmville job?

32. Posted by fustian | February 25, 2011 8:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 8 (8 votes cast)

Posted on February 25, 2011 08:00

"...but what if I don't wan... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by rodney dill | February 25, 2011 8:03 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"...but what if I don't want to take Joe Biden's bull?"
"Uh... we are talking Farmville, right?"

33. Posted by rodney dill | February 25, 2011 8:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on February 25, 2011 08:03

Great movie, you ever think... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by Brian The Adequate | February 25, 2011 8:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Brian The Adequate:

Great movie, you ever think about making a real facebook on that internet thing that Al Gore drones on about?

34. Posted by Brian The Adequate | February 25, 2011 8:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 25, 2011 08:05

You guys unionized yet?... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Pretzel Logic | February 25, 2011 8:14 AM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

You guys unionized yet?

35. Posted by Pretzel Logic | February 25, 2011 8:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 8 (8 votes cast)

Posted on February 25, 2011 08:14

So how can I me without bei... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by Pretzel Logic | February 25, 2011 8:15 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

So how can I me without being me, oh wait, I'm already the master at that.

36. Posted by Pretzel Logic | February 25, 2011 8:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 25, 2011 08:15

So Mark how do you like thi... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by Pretzel Logic | February 25, 2011 8:18 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

So Mark how do you like this new 'do? Does it make me look like Pattinson?

37. Posted by Pretzel Logic | February 25, 2011 8:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 25, 2011 08:18

Hey kid, you know where the... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by Pretzel Logic | February 25, 2011 8:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

Hey kid, you know where the can is in this place?

38. Posted by Pretzel Logic | February 25, 2011 8:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 25, 2011 08:19

So ok can we get people to ... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by Pretzel Logic | February 25, 2011 8:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

So ok can we get people to vote on that thing?

39. Posted by Pretzel Logic | February 25, 2011 8:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 25, 2011 08:20

Hey kid, you know where is ... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by Pretzel Logic | February 25, 2011 8:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

Hey kid, you know where is the can is in this place?

40. Posted by Pretzel Logic | February 25, 2011 8:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 25, 2011 08:25

Together we could do almost... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by tomg51 | February 25, 2011 8:28 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
tomg51:

Together we could do almost as well as you have on your own

41. Posted by tomg51 | February 25, 2011 8:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on February 25, 2011 08:28

You know what Facebook need... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by tomg51 | February 25, 2011 8:33 AM | Score: 18 (18 votes cast)
tomg51:

You know what Facebook needs? - High-speed rail!

42. Posted by tomg51 | February 25, 2011 8:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 18 (18 votes cast)

Posted on February 25, 2011 08:33

"I put Ronald Reagan as my ... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by Al Pennam | February 25, 2011 8:56 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Al Pennam:

"I put Ronald Reagan as my profile pic, and then the damn computer crashed. The Geeksquad guy said the logic circuits melted."

43. Posted by Al Pennam | February 25, 2011 8:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (6 votes cast)

Posted on February 25, 2011 08:56

Look Mark - either you give... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by JAT0 | February 25, 2011 9:29 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
JAT0:

Look Mark - either you give me lots of money or I'll have Facebook shutdown. Simple!

44. Posted by JAT0 | February 25, 2011 9:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on February 25, 2011 09:29

"So tell me more about this... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by Marie | February 25, 2011 9:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Marie:

"So tell me more about this book. This book that has a face."

45. Posted by Marie | February 25, 2011 9:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 25, 2011 09:29

So, you're Jack Dorsey.<br ... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by Carolyn | February 25, 2011 9:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Carolyn:

So, you're Jack Dorsey.
Let's get one thing straight.I'm the King of Pointless Babble.

46. Posted by Carolyn | February 25, 2011 9:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 25, 2011 09:31

So how can I keep my telepr... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by Jeff | February 25, 2011 9:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff:

So how can I keep my teleprompter from getting more friends than me?

47. Posted by Jeff | February 25, 2011 9:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 25, 2011 09:40

Hey Mark, thanks again for ... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by Jeff | February 25, 2011 9:42 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Jeff:

Hey Mark, thanks again for deleting that pic of me in a tiger costume. That pic would have gone viral if it had gotten out.

48. Posted by Jeff | February 25, 2011 9:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on February 25, 2011 09:42

Hey, what say when I'm done... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by clearmind | February 25, 2011 9:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
clearmind:

Hey, what say when I'm done this gig you name me to your Board of Directors?

49. Posted by clearmind | February 25, 2011 9:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 25, 2011 09:56

"Go ahead, pull my thumb"<b... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by retired military | February 25, 2011 10:06 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
retired military:

"Go ahead, pull my thumb"

50. Posted by retired military | February 25, 2011 10:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 25, 2011 10:06

Obama "see I dont have my t... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by retired military | February 25, 2011 10:07 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
retired military:

Obama "see I dont have my thumb up my ass"

"Let me see your other hand"

51. Posted by retired military | February 25, 2011 10:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on February 25, 2011 10:07

"if he hits me one more tim... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by bg | February 25, 2011 10:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
bg:

"if he hits me one more time in the chest I'm gonna bust him"

52. Posted by bg | February 25, 2011 10:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 25, 2011 10:16

"They call Me Mister Fibbs!... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by Sarah the Impaler | February 25, 2011 10:22 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Sarah the Impaler:

"They call Me Mister Fibbs!"

53. Posted by Sarah the Impaler | February 25, 2011 10:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on February 25, 2011 10:22

A Zucker and a F.....!... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by Sarah the Impaler | February 25, 2011 10:26 AM | Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
Sarah the Impaler:

A Zucker and a F.....!

54. Posted by Sarah the Impaler | February 25, 2011 10:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (7 votes cast)

Posted on February 25, 2011 10:26

"Meet me out back. You got... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by teh wind | February 25, 2011 10:39 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
teh wind:

"Meet me out back. You got paper, right?"

55. Posted by teh wind | February 25, 2011 10:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 25, 2011 10:39

You want to succeed in poli... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by proof | February 25, 2011 10:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
proof:

You want to succeed in politics young man? Four words:
Tell.
eh.
prom.
ter.

56. Posted by proof | February 25, 2011 10:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 25, 2011 10:48

We are going to have to red... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by BluesHarper | February 25, 2011 10:54 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
BluesHarper:

We are going to have to redistribute the friends though.

57. Posted by BluesHarper | February 25, 2011 10:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (6 votes cast)

Posted on February 25, 2011 10:54

"So, what do you think of m... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by Jay | February 25, 2011 11:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jay:

"So, what do you think of my new butch haircut?"

58. Posted by Jay | February 25, 2011 11:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 25, 2011 11:05

"Yes, I do have a point....... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by NJ Mike | February 25, 2011 11:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
NJ Mike:

"Yes, I do have a point..........can't you see it? Look, it's right up there!"

59. Posted by NJ Mike | February 25, 2011 11:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 25, 2011 11:12

No Mr. President even with ... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by jbw | February 25, 2011 11:28 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
jbw:

No Mr. President even with all my money I can't balance your budget.

60. Posted by jbw | February 25, 2011 11:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 25, 2011 11:28

With a face like yours, you... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by BlogDog | February 25, 2011 11:31 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
BlogDog:

With a face like yours, you should have called it "Assbook."

61. Posted by BlogDog | February 25, 2011 11:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 25, 2011 11:31

Mr. President, I wanted to ... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by jbw | February 25, 2011 11:31 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
jbw:

Mr. President, I wanted to talk about the effects of social media on the political and economic structures of the country, stop asking if I want to shoot some hoops.

62. Posted by jbw | February 25, 2011 11:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 25, 2011 11:31

You are probably going to b... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by Charlie Quidnunc | February 25, 2011 11:32 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Charlie Quidnunc:

You are probably going to be a very successful president person. But you're going to go through life thinking that people don't like you because you're black. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won't be true. It'll be because you're an asshole.
Source

63. Posted by Charlie Quidnunc | February 25, 2011 11:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on February 25, 2011 11:32

Barry Neutron Boy Wonder!</... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by Imhotep | February 25, 2011 11:33 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Imhotep:

Barry Neutron Boy Wonder!

64. Posted by Imhotep | February 25, 2011 11:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on February 25, 2011 11:33

So, can you help me 'unfrie... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by jbw | February 25, 2011 11:34 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
jbw:

So, can you help me 'unfriend' Michelle? Oh, and then blame Bush for it.

65. Posted by jbw | February 25, 2011 11:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 25, 2011 11:34

Yeah, I've been wanting to ... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | February 25, 2011 11:37 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Yeah, I've been wanting to pitch my idea for a new movie: Socialist Media

66. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | February 25, 2011 11:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 25, 2011 11:37

In 2012 change my job statu... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by Howie | February 25, 2011 11:48 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Howie:

In 2012 change my job status to "its complicated"

67. Posted by Howie | February 25, 2011 11:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 25, 2011 11:48

It probably was a diversity... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by Charlie Quidnunc | February 25, 2011 11:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Charlie Quidnunc:

It probably was a diversity thing, but so what?
Source

68. Posted by Charlie Quidnunc | February 25, 2011 11:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 25, 2011 11:49

Free enterprise meets Free ... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by 914 | February 25, 2011 12:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Free enterprise meets Free lunch.. Free lunch bums a ride..

69. Posted by 914 | February 25, 2011 12:06 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 25, 2011 12:06

I keep getting error messag... (Below threshold)

70. Posted by john1v6 | February 25, 2011 12:44 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
john1v6:

I keep getting error messages saying my "Under the Bus" group has too many members. How do I fix that?

70. Posted by john1v6 | February 25, 2011 12:44 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 25, 2011 12:44

"I heard I was the inspirat... (Below threshold)

71. Posted by tomg51 | February 25, 2011 1:07 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
tomg51:

"I heard I was the inspiration for Facebook!"
"That was FacePalm, sir"

71. Posted by tomg51 | February 25, 2011 1:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on February 25, 2011 13:07

"You've got 4 more years of... (Below threshold)

72. Posted by NK | February 25, 2011 1:32 PM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
NK:

"You've got 4 more years of executive experience than I do."

72. Posted by NK | February 25, 2011 1:32 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on February 25, 2011 13:32

Obama's aides slowly realiz... (Below threshold)

73. Posted by DJ Drummond | February 25, 2011 2:09 PM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
DJ Drummond:

Obama's aides slowly realized the Presdient was serious when he said meeting with Zuckerman counted as a summit success with a world leader ... even after Zuckerman told the President that he was "creeping him out".

73. Posted by DJ Drummond | February 25, 2011 2:09 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on February 25, 2011 14:09

If you want a "do" like min... (Below threshold)

74. Posted by xiphos | February 25, 2011 2:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
xiphos:

If you want a "do" like mine, stick you're head up you're butt just like I did.

74. Posted by xiphos | February 25, 2011 2:09 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 25, 2011 14:09

"Well if you're not ... (Below threshold)

75. Posted by Falze | February 25, 2011 2:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Falze:

"Well if you're not Shia and you can't get me giant robots from space to 'get in the faces' of people that disagree with me then beat it, shorty."

75. Posted by Falze | February 25, 2011 2:17 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 25, 2011 14:17

So, is anyone in farmville ... (Below threshold)

76. Posted by cathymv | February 25, 2011 2:19 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
cathymv:

So, is anyone in farmville due any of that Pigford money I gave out?

76. Posted by cathymv | February 25, 2011 2:19 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 25, 2011 14:19

Change my facebook layout o... (Below threshold)

77. Posted by Dana | February 25, 2011 3:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dana:

Change my facebook layout one more time and you are outta here.

77. Posted by Dana | February 25, 2011 3:13 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 25, 2011 15:13

Obama "Hey can you start a ... (Below threshold)

78. Posted by retired military | February 25, 2011 4:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

Obama "Hey can you start a new type of friends section on facebook called "under the bus"?"

78. Posted by retired military | February 25, 2011 4:11 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 25, 2011 16:11

Obama shows Zuck his "Somet... (Below threshold)

79. Posted by Conservachef | February 25, 2011 4:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Conservachef:

Obama shows Zuck his "Something About Mary" haircut.

79. Posted by Conservachef | February 25, 2011 4:57 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 25, 2011 16:57

You know, us Harvard dudes ... (Below threshold)

80. Posted by RadiCalMan | February 25, 2011 5:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
RadiCalMan:

You know, us Harvard dudes gotta stick together... Now, how much can you invest with me for my reelection campaign, bro?

80. Posted by RadiCalMan | February 25, 2011 5:40 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 25, 2011 17:40

"ummmm, could you, like, uh... (Below threshold)

81. Posted by Faith+1 | February 25, 2011 5:54 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Faith+1:

"ummmm, could you, like, uhhhh, make Halle Berry friend me?"

81. Posted by Faith+1 | February 25, 2011 5:54 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 25, 2011 17:54

"I need you to go out and t... (Below threshold)

82. Posted by a. moral | February 25, 2011 6:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
a. moral:

"I need you to go out and talk to your friends and talk to your neighbors. I want you to talk to them whether they are independent or whether they are Republican. I want you to argue with them and get in their face..book," he said.

82. Posted by a. moral | February 25, 2011 6:14 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 25, 2011 18:14

(while laughing) Hey Zuckie... (Below threshold)

83. Posted by JDL | February 25, 2011 6:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JDL:

(while laughing) Hey Zuckie, did you get my “day of rage” schedule for the "spontaneous revolutions" to be posted on facebook for next month?

83. Posted by JDL | February 25, 2011 6:49 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 25, 2011 18:49

I must say, this Libya thin... (Below threshold)

84. Posted by VikesFan | February 25, 2011 7:32 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
VikesFan:

I must say, this Libya thing has me completely mental. What would Pat Sajak do?

84. Posted by VikesFan | February 25, 2011 7:32 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 25, 2011 19:32

The face that launched a th... (Below threshold)

85. Posted by Porkopolis | February 25, 2011 9:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Porkopolis:

The face that launched a thousand friendships.

85. Posted by Porkopolis | February 25, 2011 9:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 25, 2011 21:07

So yada yada yada, I really... (Below threshold)

86. Posted by Bill George | February 25, 2011 9:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bill George :

So yada yada yada, I really need the 32x32 expansion.

86. Posted by Bill George | February 25, 2011 9:10 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 25, 2011 21:10

So, do you still pick your ... (Below threshold)

87. Posted by clearmind | February 25, 2011 10:21 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
clearmind:

So, do you still pick your nose like I do? It's so cool!

87. Posted by clearmind | February 25, 2011 10:21 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 25, 2011 22:21

You don't need a valid birt... (Below threshold)

88. Posted by itismedavid | February 25, 2011 11:36 PM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
itismedavid:

You don't need a valid birth certificate to join Facebook, do you?

88. Posted by itismedavid | February 25, 2011 11:36 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on February 25, 2011 23:36

"I am not a dunce." ... (Below threshold)

89. Posted by deez | February 26, 2011 11:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
deez:

"I am not a dunce."

89. Posted by deez | February 26, 2011 11:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 26, 2011 11:04

Barry's "PeeWee Herman" imp... (Below threshold)

90. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | February 26, 2011 3:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sir Toby Belch:

Barry's "PeeWee Herman" impersonation is a big
hit around the WH. "What with futility of my policies in the economic and international worlds, I believe a few 'yuks' are in order
to lift morale. Right now we're all looking for my 'stolen' bike."

90. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | February 26, 2011 3:53 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 26, 2011 15:53

"Al Sharpton don't have a m... (Below threshold)

91. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | February 26, 2011 3:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sir Toby Belch:

"Al Sharpton don't have a monopoly on the
myriad uses of Jeri-Curl!"

91. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | February 26, 2011 3:57 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 26, 2011 15:57

"It's called "the Shark" an... (Below threshold)

92. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | February 26, 2011 4:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sir Toby Belch:

"It's called "the Shark" and it's THE look
in the Motor City, cracker!"

92. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | February 26, 2011 4:03 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 26, 2011 16:03

"Get the word out, fellas. ... (Below threshold)

93. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | February 26, 2011 4:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sir Toby Belch:

"Get the word out, fellas. My new economic
plan is Green Stamps."

93. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | February 26, 2011 4:04 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 26, 2011 16:04

"In honor of Black History ... (Below threshold)

94. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | February 26, 2011 4:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sir Toby Belch:

"In honor of Black History month, today I
will be Floyd Patterson. Tomorrow?....
perhaps Harriet Tubman."

94. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | February 26, 2011 4:21 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 26, 2011 16:21

Hey, I like that! I'm gonn... (Below threshold)

95. Posted by clearmind | February 27, 2011 12:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
clearmind:

Hey, I like that! I'm gonna nominate you for the Nobel Peace prize.

But I haven't done anything.

No problem, neither did I.

95. Posted by clearmind | February 27, 2011 12:21 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 27, 2011 12:21

Update: <... (Below threshold)

96. Posted by Kevin Author Profile Page | February 28, 2011 1:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin Author Profile Page:

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

96. Posted by Kevin Author Profile Page | February 28, 2011 1:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 28, 2011 01:56




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