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Comments (100)
"Happy Net Neutrality!"... (Below threshold)1. Posted by GarandFan | December 24, 2010 11:55 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
"Happy Net Neutrality!"
1. Posted by GarandFan | December 24, 2010 11:55 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 24, 2010 11:55
2. Posted by sarahconnor2 | December 24, 2010 11:59 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
"President Obama-has no grade point average. All classes...incomplete."
2. Posted by sarahconnor2 | December 24, 2010 11:59 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 24, 2010 11:59
3. Posted by sarahconnor2 | December 24, 2010 12:03 PM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
"A wimp and a blimp...and some pimps."
3. Posted by sarahconnor2 | December 24, 2010 12:03 PM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on December 24, 2010 12:03
4. Posted by Rodney | December 24, 2010 12:10 PM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
FDR had the Brain Trust President Obama the Ship of Fools.
4. Posted by Rodney | December 24, 2010 12:10 PM |
Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Posted on December 24, 2010 12:10
5. Posted by Gmac | December 24, 2010 12:22 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
The token Whitey and one Asian glee club yucks it up with the (P)resident and the First Wookie in this little seen photo op.
The (P)resident was heard to later tell Atty Gen Holder to prosecute the SOB that let them in.
5. Posted by Gmac | December 24, 2010 12:22 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 24, 2010 12:22
6. Posted by Gmac | December 24, 2010 12:25 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Everyone had a good laugh at the First Wookie's expense when it was noticed that she had forgotten to put on the wide belt for her dress.
6. Posted by Gmac | December 24, 2010 12:25 PM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 24, 2010 12:25
7. Posted by guido | December 24, 2010 12:26 PM | Score: 12 (12 votes cast)
I'm dreaming of a typical white Christmas....
7. Posted by guido | December 24, 2010 12:26 PM |
Score: 12 (12 votes cast)
Posted on December 24, 2010 12:26
8. Posted by VikesFan | December 24, 2010 12:26 PM | Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
A glitch, a witch, and 12 guys struggling with jock itch.
8. Posted by VikesFan | December 24, 2010 12:26 PM |
Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
Posted on December 24, 2010 12:26
9. Posted by Gmax | December 24, 2010 12:33 PM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
The Dont Ask Dont Tell Chorus belts out a song...
9. Posted by Gmax | December 24, 2010 12:33 PM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on December 24, 2010 12:33
10. Posted by proof | December 24, 2010 12:43 PM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Attendees at the photo op broke into raucous laughter when they read from the teleprompter: "Raise hand now".
10. Posted by proof | December 24, 2010 12:43 PM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on December 24, 2010 12:43
11. Posted by Falze | December 24, 2010 12:55 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama announces his mid-term cabinet replacements, emphasizing the increase in experience. And also that Tuesday nights are now set aside for weekly White House keg races.
11. Posted by Falze | December 24, 2010 12:55 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 24, 2010 12:55
12. Posted by GarandFan | December 24, 2010 12:59 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama tells photographer that the photo caption should only mention "holiday" trees in the background.
12. Posted by GarandFan | December 24, 2010 12:59 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 24, 2010 12:59
13. Posted by Imhotep | December 24, 2010 1:00 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Glee Redux: the White House ensemble.
13. Posted by Imhotep | December 24, 2010 1:00 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 24, 2010 13:00
14. Posted by Mark W | December 24, 2010 1:02 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
White House musical. The least damaging day of the current administration.
14. Posted by Mark W | December 24, 2010 1:02 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 24, 2010 13:02
15. Posted by 914 | December 24, 2010 1:03 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
We wish You a Mecca Christmas!
15. Posted by 914 | December 24, 2010 1:03 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 24, 2010 13:03
16. Posted by rbee | December 24, 2010 1:09 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Having proven they were mouth breathing simple sponges saturated in the echo chamber of permanent progressive insanity, "the twelve" were sent out two by two to that "diverse" bastion of hate pmsnbc....amen
16. Posted by rbee | December 24, 2010 1:09 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 24, 2010 13:09
17. Posted by PapaWhisky | December 24, 2010 1:25 PM | Score: 12 (12 votes cast)
George Washington wishes he could reach out and slap the destroyer of his country.
17. Posted by PapaWhisky | December 24, 2010 1:25 PM |
Score: 12 (12 votes cast)
Posted on December 24, 2010 13:25
18. Posted by 914 | December 24, 2010 1:41 PM | Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
I see Dasher and Donner, Chewie and Stupid!
18. Posted by 914 | December 24, 2010 1:41 PM |
Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
Posted on December 24, 2010 13:41
19. Posted by john1v6 | December 24, 2010 1:41 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The President and First Lady join some White House staffers in practicing how to sing for their supper, a skill they'll all need come January 20, 2013
19. Posted by john1v6 | December 24, 2010 1:41 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 24, 2010 13:41
20. Posted by john1v6 | December 24, 2010 1:44 PM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Only one photographer followed Obama to the sing-along. The rest of the press stayed at Clinton's press conference
20. Posted by john1v6 | December 24, 2010 1:44 PM |
Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Posted on December 24, 2010 13:44
21. Posted by Pretzel Logic | December 24, 2010 1:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Through the years I hope we're still in power, if the votes allow/but you know we're gonna screw it up somehow/so better have your very liberal Christmas now
21. Posted by Pretzel Logic | December 24, 2010 1:55 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 24, 2010 13:55
22. Posted by Drury | December 24, 2010 1:57 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Upon repeal of DADT, the Washington Gay Glee Club sings a song with the First Couple...
(Sung to the tune YMCA by Village People)
"It's fun to stay at the White House today,
It's fun to stay at the White House today
You can get yourself clean, you can have a good time, you can do whatever you feel...."
22. Posted by Drury | December 24, 2010 1:57 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 24, 2010 13:57
23. Posted by 914 | December 24, 2010 2:16 PM | Score: 12 (12 votes cast)
We wish you some unemployment
We wish you some unemployment
We wish you some unemployment
And a crappy New Year
23. Posted by 914 | December 24, 2010 2:16 PM |
Score: 12 (12 votes cast)
Posted on December 24, 2010 14:16
24. Posted by Faith+1 | December 24, 2010 2:31 PM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
"West Wing: The Glee Years" now available on DVD....
24. Posted by Faith+1 | December 24, 2010 2:31 PM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on December 24, 2010 14:31
25. Posted by Jim | December 24, 2010 2:43 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
The White House choir singing "Minnie the Moocher" in honor of former Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi.
25. Posted by Jim | December 24, 2010 2:43 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 24, 2010 14:43
26. Posted by Porkopolis | December 24, 2010 2:53 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Thought bubble coming out of George Washington's portrait:
26. Posted by Porkopolis | December 24, 2010 2:53 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 24, 2010 14:53
27. Posted by TexBob | December 24, 2010 2:53 PM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Affirmative Action Anonymous Ramadan Party 2010
27. Posted by TexBob | December 24, 2010 2:53 PM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on December 24, 2010 14:53
28. Posted by TexBob | December 24, 2010 3:01 PM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
The Soetoros and the Gay Pages sing Enrique Iglesias's "Tonight I'm Fu(king You" to all of America.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKcAYjy2xvo
28. Posted by TexBob | December 24, 2010 3:01 PM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on December 24, 2010 15:01
29. Posted by Stephen Macklin | December 24, 2010 3:01 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Dude.
I told you not to pull her finger.
29. Posted by Stephen Macklin | December 24, 2010 3:01 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 24, 2010 15:01
30. Posted by Rob | December 24, 2010 3:01 PM | Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
The choir knew it might have a challenge when Obama warmed up with "do re me me me me me me me..."
30. Posted by Rob | December 24, 2010 3:01 PM |
Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
Posted on December 24, 2010 15:01
31. Posted by mpw280 | December 24, 2010 3:04 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
The "wrecking crew" takes a break from destroying the country to ham it up for the press.
31. Posted by mpw280 | December 24, 2010 3:04 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 24, 2010 15:04
32. Posted by 914 | December 24, 2010 3:11 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
~Jingle bells
Wookie smells
Yoda laid an egg
Hopemobile lost its wheel
2012 too far away~
32. Posted by 914 | December 24, 2010 3:11 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 24, 2010 15:11
33. Posted by irongrampa | December 24, 2010 3:15 PM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
It's OT, but as good a time as any--Merry Christmas, people
And especially to all who are serving ,and have served--Merry Christmas, and Thank You, my brothers.
33. Posted by irongrampa | December 24, 2010 3:15 PM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on December 24, 2010 15:15
34. Posted by rodrney dill | December 24, 2010 3:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Michelle: "When we sent out the memo for them to dress as the most important person of the season, I expected a bunch of Santas, not a bunch of Mark Zuckerbergs."
34. Posted by rodrney dill | December 24, 2010 3:16 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 24, 2010 15:16
35. Posted by Upset Old Guy | December 24, 2010 3:19 PM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Pretending to sing. Pretending to govern. Pretending to care. No pattern of commonality noticed in the press - priceless!
35. Posted by Upset Old Guy | December 24, 2010 3:19 PM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on December 24, 2010 15:19
36. Posted by rodrney dill | December 24, 2010 3:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
(Presidential Gaffe #1732)
♬
Oh you better watch out,
You better not cry,
You better not pout,
I'm tellin' you why,
Santa Claus is dead....
♬
36. Posted by rodrney dill | December 24, 2010 3:19 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 24, 2010 15:19
37. Posted by rodrney dill | December 24, 2010 3:30 PM | Score: 14 (14 votes cast)
♬
On the twelfth day of Winter, Obama taught to me,
You don't need a gun,
Gotta cool the planet,
Don't mention God,
Ninth circuit good,
More taxes for the rich,
No right or wrong,
Bow to all others,
immigrant AM-NES-TY,
the Military is evil,
Islam is peaceful,
The state is your nanny,
and we can't have Nativity Scenes.
♬
37. Posted by rodrney dill | December 24, 2010 3:30 PM |
Score: 14 (14 votes cast)
Posted on December 24, 2010 15:30
38. Posted by rodrney dill | December 24, 2010 3:31 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama: "Glee Club? Michelle you're whack, I meant I wanted the Democrat Greed Club."
38. Posted by rodrney dill | December 24, 2010 3:31 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 24, 2010 15:31
39. Posted by Paul Hooson | December 24, 2010 4:10 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Preparing for that new job after 2012 with the rest of the group.
39. Posted by Paul Hooson | December 24, 2010 4:10 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 24, 2010 16:10
40. Posted by GarandFan | December 24, 2010 4:56 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama Administration response to the following video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVFIvty8PwI&feature=player_embedded
40. Posted by GarandFan | December 24, 2010 4:56 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 24, 2010 16:56
41. Posted by chsw | December 24, 2010 5:19 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
This year, the Obamas had his mother's side of his family over for the holidays.
chsw
41. Posted by chsw | December 24, 2010 5:19 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 24, 2010 17:19
42. Posted by 914 | December 24, 2010 5:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I guess he really is half black.
42. Posted by 914 | December 24, 2010 5:20 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 24, 2010 17:20
43. Posted by clear mind | December 24, 2010 5:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama has made such a fool of himself comparing himself to Lincoln that he surrounds himself with fools already serving in the White House as he takes the first step to make a fool of himself with George Washington as the dupe.
43. Posted by clear mind | December 24, 2010 5:21 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 24, 2010 17:21
44. Posted by dfbaskwill | December 24, 2010 5:26 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Obama and his choir sing the new "F*** You" carol to the American people.
44. Posted by dfbaskwill | December 24, 2010 5:26 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 24, 2010 17:26
45. Posted by clear mind | December 24, 2010 5:33 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The first official picture of the first Black Santa and his elves
45. Posted by clear mind | December 24, 2010 5:33 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 24, 2010 17:33
46. Posted by jbinnout | December 24, 2010 5:56 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
"On the twelfth day of Kwanzaa Michelle gave to me, twelve lords a leaping..."
46. Posted by jbinnout | December 24, 2010 5:56 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 24, 2010 17:56
47. Posted by itismedavid | December 24, 2010 6:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Michelle: "OK, which one of you smells like a McDonald's Big Mac."
47. Posted by itismedavid | December 24, 2010 6:00 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 24, 2010 18:00
48. Posted by Russ | December 24, 2010 6:20 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Michelle Obama watches as the Yale glee club shows how they put the "poof" in "Whiffenpoof."
48. Posted by Russ | December 24, 2010 6:20 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 24, 2010 18:20
49. Posted by rodney dill | December 24, 2010 6:48 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
♬
Throw out your hands
Stick out your tush
Hands on your hips
Give 'em a push
You'll be surprised
You're doing the French Mistake!
Voila!
♬
49. Posted by rodney dill | December 24, 2010 6:48 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 24, 2010 18:48
50. Posted by GarandFan | December 24, 2010 7:09 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Obama and Michelle present Barney Frank with his Christmas "presents" in appreciation for all Barney has done for home ownership.
50. Posted by GarandFan | December 24, 2010 7:09 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 24, 2010 19:09
51. Posted by PBunyan | December 24, 2010 7:30 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Now, Nerdy! now, Loser! now, Dweeby and Geeky!
On, Dorky! Poindexter! on Wimpy and Weinie!
To the top of the land! the Whitehouse on the mall!
Now Soros and Marx shall rule over them all!
51. Posted by PBunyan | December 24, 2010 7:30 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 24, 2010 19:30
52. Posted by Trump | December 24, 2010 7:42 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
(Paul Harvey): "And this was the Christmas party President Obama left that press conference to attend.....and now you know, the rest of the story" (Audible but off mike: "What a buncha nerds...")
52. Posted by Trump | December 24, 2010 7:42 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 24, 2010 19:42
53. Posted by DJ Drummond | December 24, 2010 8:13 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
President Obama was dismayed to learn that aggregating the IQ's of himself, his wife, and a dozen randomly selected members of the DNC still failed to reach the minimum threshold for Mensa membership.
53. Posted by DJ Drummond | December 24, 2010 8:13 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 24, 2010 20:13
54. Posted by clear mind | December 24, 2010 9:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
For the 670th time during the Obama occupation of the White House the Secret Service has been called to the White House to stop stupid shit from happening!
54. Posted by clear mind | December 24, 2010 9:34 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 24, 2010 21:34
55. Posted by bruce | December 24, 2010 11:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Send In The Clowns
55. Posted by bruce | December 24, 2010 11:03 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 24, 2010 23:03
56. Posted by retired military | December 25, 2010 12:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Biden "WHen did the Keystone Cops get in town
56. Posted by retired military | December 25, 2010 12:03 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2010 00:03
57. Posted by retired military | December 25, 2010 12:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Dirty Dozen.
57. Posted by retired military | December 25, 2010 12:04 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2010 00:04
58. Posted by retired military | December 25, 2010 12:06 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama
"Okay everyone, all together now.
Oh Ramadam
Oh Ramadam..."
58. Posted by retired military | December 25, 2010 12:06 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2010 00:06
59. Posted by retired military | December 25, 2010 12:06 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Two of these things are not like the others
59. Posted by retired military | December 25, 2010 12:06 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2010 00:06
60. Posted by retired military | December 25, 2010 12:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Biden "Why does it have to be a White Christmas"
60. Posted by retired military | December 25, 2010 12:07 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2010 00:07
61. Posted by retired military | December 25, 2010 12:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
THe Dont ASk Dont tell party started early in the White House.
61. Posted by retired military | December 25, 2010 12:10 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2010 00:10
62. Posted by retired military | December 25, 2010 12:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"On the 12th day of Christmas my true love game to me.
12 IRS Agents taxing
11 Unaccountable Czars.
10 maids milking the taxpayers
9 new evironmental regulations
8 lawsuits against Fox
7 celery sticks for school lunches
6 union bailouts
5 charges of racism
4 rounds of golfing
a $3 trillion deficit
Two TSA Agents Groping
A 97year old grandma in a wheeeeelchair."
62. Posted by retired military | December 25, 2010 12:13 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2010 00:13
63. Posted by retired military | December 25, 2010 12:15 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Sorry above should read
"On the 12th day of Ramadan my true love gave to me.
12 IRS Agents taxing
11 Unaccountable Czars.
10 maids milking the taxpayers
9 new evironmental regulations
8 lawsuits against Fox
7 celery sticks for school lunches
6 union bailouts
5 charges of racism
4 rounds of golfing
a $3 trillion deficit
Two TSA Agents Groping
A 97year old grandma in a wheeeeelchair."
63. Posted by retired military | December 25, 2010 12:15 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2010 00:15
64. Posted by retired military | December 25, 2010 12:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Michelle gives Biden a nasty look after he asked "Where are all the white chicks"
64. Posted by retired military | December 25, 2010 12:16 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2010 00:16
65. Posted by retired military | December 25, 2010 12:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And now starring ...
Chewbacca and her orchestra.
65. Posted by retired military | December 25, 2010 12:17 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2010 00:17
66. Posted by sarahconnor2 | December 25, 2010 1:13 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Religious leaders and art experts were called to the White House tonight after the portrait of George Washington started to cry.
66. Posted by sarahconnor2 | December 25, 2010 1:13 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2010 01:13
67. Posted by puckhead | December 25, 2010 4:34 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
President Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama faking it, as usual, with an a cappella group in the Diplomatic Reception Room of the White House during a holiday reception, Dec. 10, 2010.
67. Posted by puckhead | December 25, 2010 4:34 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2010 04:34
68. Posted by Oyster | December 25, 2010 6:29 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Barack and Michelle pose carefully for the picture he ordered, "Okay, I need a photo of me that looks like I'm posing with my 12 disciples and Mary."
68. Posted by Oyster | December 25, 2010 6:29 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2010 06:29
69. Posted by Jay Wills | December 25, 2010 7:15 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
As the First Wookie "makes thunder," those around her begin to die.
69. Posted by Jay Wills | December 25, 2010 7:15 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2010 07:15
70. Posted by Maggie Mama | December 25, 2010 9:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A good time was had by all at the official Festivus Party at the White House.
70. Posted by Maggie Mama | December 25, 2010 9:18 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2010 09:18
71. Posted by Maggie Mama | December 25, 2010 9:19 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
How can we expect this Administration to carry us back to prosperity when they can't even carry a tune?
71. Posted by Maggie Mama | December 25, 2010 9:19 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2010 09:19
72. Posted by Maggie Mama | December 25, 2010 9:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FLOTUS found a way to be the prettiest girl in the room.
72. Posted by Maggie Mama | December 25, 2010 9:20 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2010 09:20
73. Posted by retired military | December 25, 2010 9:22 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Obama " Fools to left of me, jokers to the right....umm which group am I supposed to be in again?"
73. Posted by retired military | December 25, 2010 9:22 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2010 09:22
74. Posted by Maggie Mama | December 25, 2010 9:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Apparently more people will be leaving the Administration cause they're singing about "twelve losers leaping".
74. Posted by Maggie Mama | December 25, 2010 9:22 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2010 09:22
75. Posted by retired military | December 25, 2010 9:23 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama couldnt understand why these guys didnt know the words to "I'm dreaming of a white Kwanzaa"
75. Posted by retired military | December 25, 2010 9:23 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2010 09:23
76. Posted by Maggie Mama | December 25, 2010 9:25 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
How can they be happily singing when Obama just gave the country another lump of coal in our stocking?
76. Posted by Maggie Mama | December 25, 2010 9:25 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2010 09:25
77. Posted by Louis | December 25, 2010 9:48 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
FLOTUS Goodnight, and the New Pips
77. Posted by Louis | December 25, 2010 9:48 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2010 09:48
78. Posted by Louis | December 25, 2010 9:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Call I.C.E.
78. Posted by Louis | December 25, 2010 9:50 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2010 09:50
79. Posted by Sean P | December 25, 2010 11:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
So you think this rug really ties the room together, huh? Well guess what's gonna happen if you don't let us raise tour taxes.
79. Posted by Sean P | December 25, 2010 11:40 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2010 11:40
80. Posted by retired military | December 25, 2010 11:53 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama "Damn that kitchen. I ordered a dozen flakey PIES"
80. Posted by retired military | December 25, 2010 11:53 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2010 11:53
81. Posted by retired military | December 25, 2010 12:07 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
George Washington looks on in sadness as the country he helped build is destroyed.
81. Posted by retired military | December 25, 2010 12:07 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2010 12:07
82. Posted by retired military | December 25, 2010 12:08 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Michelle looks on angrily "A dozen white and asian guys and nooone has made a pass at me yet"
82. Posted by retired military | December 25, 2010 12:08 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2010 12:08
83. Posted by retired military | December 25, 2010 12:09 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
AmeriKa's hot new tv Show.
So you think you can sing - The socialist edition.
83. Posted by retired military | December 25, 2010 12:09 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2010 12:09
84. Posted by retired military | December 25, 2010 12:09 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
While Putin karate chops opponents Obama drives his crazy trying to explain how what he is doing is good for the country.
84. Posted by retired military | December 25, 2010 12:09 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2010 12:09
85. Posted by 914 | December 25, 2010 12:28 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Barry likes his choirboys a whiter shade of pale.
85. Posted by 914 | December 25, 2010 12:28 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2010 12:28
86. Posted by rodney dill | December 25, 2010 12:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama and Chorus:
♬
"I have a little dreidel. I made it out of clay.
When it's dry and ready, then dreidel I shall play.
Oh dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made it out of clay.
Oh dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, then dreidel I shall play."
♬
Michelle: "What the F*ck's a dreidel?"
Obama: "Damfino, but Joe said Mahmoud would love this video Christmas card... trust me."
86. Posted by rodney dill | December 25, 2010 12:43 PM |
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Posted on December 25, 2010 12:43
87. Posted by rodney dill | December 25, 2010 2:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Michelle: "What the h3ll do you mean, Mrs. Grinch, and what makes you think my dress is two sizes too small."
87. Posted by rodney dill | December 25, 2010 2:17 PM |
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Posted on December 25, 2010 14:17
88. Posted by gaius piconius | December 25, 2010 2:58 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
From celestial spheres we are decend, To B and M our knees now bend;
And from on high the angels ask, "is this the one to face the task? Most surely not...he looks too sly..and cunning..and with jaundiced eye". And yet with us he sings along; insistant that he is the one.
88. Posted by gaius piconius | December 25, 2010 2:58 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2010 14:58
89. Posted by Just the Fax | December 25, 2010 4:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And the Spirit of George Washington JUST managed to tip over some of the candle wax onto the nerds.
89. Posted by Just the Fax | December 25, 2010 4:28 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2010 16:28
90. Posted by sig94 | December 25, 2010 6:07 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The White House staff reacts when all their Christmas stockings are found to contain subpoenas.
90. Posted by sig94 | December 25, 2010 6:07 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2010 18:07
91. Posted by retired military | December 25, 2010 6:46 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Michelle "Why do people keep talking about me?"
Obama "What are you talking about?"
Michelle "well they keep saying Ho Ho Ho!!!"
91. Posted by retired military | December 25, 2010 6:46 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2010 18:46
92. Posted by CDR M | December 25, 2010 10:26 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
WTF. Yes, you are looking at the Wikileaks Task Force. Seriously.
92. Posted by CDR M | December 25, 2010 10:26 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2010 22:26
93. Posted by Will | December 25, 2010 11:54 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
President and Mrs. Obama host the first annual Saul Alinsky Memorial Czarathon at the White House.
93. Posted by Will | December 25, 2010 11:54 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2010 23:54
94. Posted by sarahconnor2 | December 25, 2010 11:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Sorry, guys, I have to leave the Christmas party and get to a news conference."
94. Posted by sarahconnor2 | December 25, 2010 11:59 PM |
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Posted on December 25, 2010 23:59
95. Posted by JDL | December 26, 2010 12:14 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
On the thirteenth day of Christmas my true SELF sent to me, AN-AAAA-RRR-CHY.
95. Posted by JDL | December 26, 2010 12:14 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 26, 2010 00:14
96. Posted by Diogenes Sarcastica | December 26, 2010 1:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Deck the halls with Balls of Boehner"
96. Posted by Diogenes Sarcastica | December 26, 2010 1:08 AM |
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Posted on December 26, 2010 01:08
97. Posted by NightSky | December 26, 2010 10:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Spirit of George Washington looked down upon the gathered nerds and tilted the candelabra oh so slightly to drip hot wax upon a few of them.
97. Posted by NightSky | December 26, 2010 10:15 AM |
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Posted on December 26, 2010 10:15
98. Posted by xiphos | December 26, 2010 11:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
There's no fools like young fools.
98. Posted by xiphos | December 26, 2010 11:44 AM |
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Posted on December 26, 2010 11:44
99. Posted by Trump | December 26, 2010 12:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Inagural meeting of the new Obamacare implementation and oversight committee...
99. Posted by Trump | December 26, 2010 12:41 PM |
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Posted on December 26, 2010 12:41
100. Posted by Kevin
| December 27, 2010 2:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
100. Posted by Kevin
| December 27, 2010 2:28 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 27, 2010 02:28