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Comments (181)
I always wondered where Bil... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Stan | October 22, 2010 8:02 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
I always wondered where Bill Clinton hid his Quarter Pounders with cheese.
1. Posted by Stan | October 22, 2010 8:02 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 08:02
2. Posted by IowaRight | October 22, 2010 8:04 AM | Score: 13 (13 votes cast)
In what could clearly be a foreshadowing of the coming two years, Obama is almost 100% sure it was Boehner who left the burning bag of dog poop outside his door...
2. Posted by IowaRight | October 22, 2010 8:04 AM |
Score: 13 (13 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 08:04
3. Posted by retired military | October 22, 2010 8:06 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"and whose been sleeping in my bed?"
3. Posted by retired military | October 22, 2010 8:06 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 08:06
4. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 22, 2010 8:07 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Is November over yet?
4. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 22, 2010 8:07 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 08:07
5. Posted by Pretzel Logic | October 22, 2010 8:07 AM | Score: 27 (31 votes cast)
Damn, there's Juan Williams.
5. Posted by Pretzel Logic | October 22, 2010 8:07 AM |
Score: 27 (31 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 08:07
6. Posted by SideShowJane | October 22, 2010 8:07 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
BOO!
6. Posted by SideShowJane | October 22, 2010 8:07 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 08:07
7. Posted by retired military | October 22, 2010 8:07 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Obama "Somebody tell Biden that Halloween is not about playing hide and seek"
7. Posted by retired military | October 22, 2010 8:07 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 08:07
8. Posted by retired military | October 22, 2010 8:08 AM | Score: 13 (13 votes cast)
Obama "Are the tea partiers gone yet?"
8. Posted by retired military | October 22, 2010 8:08 AM |
Score: 13 (13 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 08:08
9. Posted by Brian The Adequate | October 22, 2010 8:08 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
See, I can TOO open a door all by myself.
9. Posted by Brian The Adequate | October 22, 2010 8:08 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 08:08
10. Posted by Upset Old Guy | October 22, 2010 8:08 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"Oh shit, it's a couple of kids in masks. One's in a Carl Rove mask the others wearing Sarah Palin. Michelle, quick, turn off the house lights."
10. Posted by Upset Old Guy | October 22, 2010 8:08 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 08:08
11. Posted by 914 | October 22, 2010 8:08 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Marxist retreat
11. Posted by 914 | October 22, 2010 8:08 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 08:08
12. Posted by retired military | October 22, 2010 8:08 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Obama "Hey whose pictures are these on the wall?"
12. Posted by retired military | October 22, 2010 8:08 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 08:08
13. Posted by Saterp | October 22, 2010 8:08 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
"Trick or treat? I'll give you little $%#@ a trick you'll never forget..."
13. Posted by Saterp | October 22, 2010 8:08 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 08:08
14. Posted by rodney dill | October 22, 2010 8:09 AM | Score: 6 (10 votes cast)
I just wanna tell you both, good luck. We're all counting on you... and don't call me Shirley.
14. Posted by rodney dill | October 22, 2010 8:09 AM |
Score: 6 (10 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 08:09
15. Posted by retired military | October 22, 2010 8:09 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Obama goes house hunting in preparation for the 2012 elections.
15. Posted by retired military | October 22, 2010 8:09 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 08:09
16. Posted by iwogisdead | October 22, 2010 8:09 AM | Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
President Obama shouts "It's Bush's fault!" to a group of reporters waiting outside of the Oval Office.
16. Posted by iwogisdead | October 22, 2010 8:09 AM |
Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 08:09
17. Posted by Pretzel Logic | October 22, 2010 8:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hoe Da Doe"
17. Posted by Pretzel Logic | October 22, 2010 8:10 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 08:10
18. Posted by rodney dill | October 22, 2010 8:11 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"Alright... everyone out of books to throw yet?"
18. Posted by rodney dill | October 22, 2010 8:11 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 08:11
19. Posted by zipity | October 22, 2010 8:12 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"Is Michelle gone yet....?"
19. Posted by zipity | October 22, 2010 8:12 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 08:12
20. Posted by retired military | October 22, 2010 8:12 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Obama checks to see if Michelle is on the way prior to scarfing down some donuts.
20. Posted by retired military | October 22, 2010 8:12 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 08:12
21. Posted by Rodney | October 22, 2010 8:12 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
My, first press conference without teleprompter one, they look friendly.
21. Posted by Rodney | October 22, 2010 8:12 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 08:12
22. Posted by Pretzel Logic | October 22, 2010 8:13 AM | Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
November 6, 2012 - President Obama prepares to enter the James Brady Press Briefing Room to give his much awaited concession speech.
22. Posted by Pretzel Logic | October 22, 2010 8:13 AM |
Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 08:13
23. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 22, 2010 8:14 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
You would think they would be saying "Thank you."
23. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 22, 2010 8:14 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 08:14
24. Posted by zipity | October 22, 2010 8:14 AM | Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
"Obama gets some practice in on his next career, door-man at the Chicago Ritz-Carlton..."
24. Posted by zipity | October 22, 2010 8:14 AM |
Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 08:14
25. Posted by rodney dill | October 22, 2010 8:15 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Man it took forever to find this door... I'll have to get Biden back for telling me to find it in the corner of the Oval office."
25. Posted by rodney dill | October 22, 2010 8:15 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 08:15
26. Posted by Stan | October 22, 2010 8:15 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
As the trick or treaters line up at the White House door, Obama peeks out and sees all kinds of hobgoblins dressed Christine O'Donnell, Sharron Angle, Jan Brewer and Sarah Palin.
26. Posted by Stan | October 22, 2010 8:15 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 08:15
27. Posted by zipity | October 22, 2010 8:15 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"Joe Biden never gets tired of playing ding-dong-ditch....."
27. Posted by zipity | October 22, 2010 8:15 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 08:15
28. Posted by rodney dill | October 22, 2010 8:16 AM | Score: 21 (21 votes cast)
"Hey... why do I smell tea?"
28. Posted by rodney dill | October 22, 2010 8:16 AM |
Score: 21 (21 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 08:16
29. Posted by zipity | October 22, 2010 8:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Let me get some air in here. Can we keep Joe away from the beans in White House buffet line people....?"
29. Posted by zipity | October 22, 2010 8:18 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 08:18
30. Posted by rodney dill | October 22, 2010 8:18 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Ooooo... Look! A tea party. I hope I'm invited."
30. Posted by rodney dill | October 22, 2010 8:18 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 08:18
31. Posted by zipity | October 22, 2010 8:21 AM | Score: 16 (18 votes cast)
"Who are all those people...clinging to their guns and their religion...and what do they want...?"
31. Posted by zipity | October 22, 2010 8:21 AM |
Score: 16 (18 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 08:21
32. Posted by Upset Old Guy | October 22, 2010 8:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Axlerod says I can't go in there until the room is full. Looks like I may not be making this speech tonight. Somebody go get me a bag of donuts. No, get one of those Krispy Kreme cheeseburgers!
32. Posted by Upset Old Guy | October 22, 2010 8:22 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 08:22
33. Posted by rodney dill | October 22, 2010 8:23 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
"OK which of you wiseguys took all the toilet paper."
33. Posted by rodney dill | October 22, 2010 8:23 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 08:23
34. Posted by rodney dill | October 22, 2010 8:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Gotta take a dump, somebody get me a Koran to read."
34. Posted by rodney dill | October 22, 2010 8:24 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 08:24
35. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 22, 2010 8:24 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Trick or treat!?
What do you think?
35. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 22, 2010 8:24 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 08:24
36. Posted by tomg51 | October 22, 2010 8:27 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Obama testing if he can still suck all the oxygen out of the room
36. Posted by tomg51 | October 22, 2010 8:27 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 08:27
37. Posted by teh Wind | October 22, 2010 8:31 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
The last guy out - shut off the lights - OK?
37. Posted by teh Wind | October 22, 2010 8:31 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 08:31
38. Posted by Maggie Mama | October 22, 2010 8:32 AM | Score: 12 (12 votes cast)
Damn, with all those people in the hallway, it won't be easy sneaking out to the golf course.
38. Posted by Maggie Mama | October 22, 2010 8:32 AM |
Score: 12 (12 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 08:32
39. Posted by Maggie Mama | October 22, 2010 8:35 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Hello there, kids. Are you "waiting for Superman"?
39. Posted by Maggie Mama | October 22, 2010 8:35 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 08:35
40. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 22, 2010 8:35 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama was shocked, but Michelle was merely blowing into the manual inflation tube on the Automatic Sweet Potato Harvester's belt.
40. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 22, 2010 8:35 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 08:35
41. Posted by Tom Blogical | October 22, 2010 8:38 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
(Heard from inside the room) "I know who Superman is, and he sure aint' him."
41. Posted by Tom Blogical | October 22, 2010 8:38 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 08:38
42. Posted by Val Prieto | October 22, 2010 8:40 AM | Score: 8 (10 votes cast)
I'm looking for my red Swingline stapler.
42. Posted by Val Prieto | October 22, 2010 8:40 AM |
Score: 8 (10 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 08:40
43. Posted by Rodney | October 22, 2010 8:42 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Hey you kids get off my lawn.
43. Posted by Rodney | October 22, 2010 8:42 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 08:42
44. Posted by fustian | October 22, 2010 8:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Are the muslims gone?
Don't tell NPR, but they scare me too.
44. Posted by fustian | October 22, 2010 8:44 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 08:44
45. Posted by fustian | October 22, 2010 8:45 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Has anyone seen my mojo?
I seem to have misplaced it somewhere...
45. Posted by fustian | October 22, 2010 8:45 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 08:45
46. Posted by fustian | October 22, 2010 8:48 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Hey everybody, my old friends Hope and Change are back!
Hey, wait a minute. Why are you all drinking tea?
46. Posted by fustian | October 22, 2010 8:48 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 08:48
47. Posted by Jeff | October 22, 2010 8:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nancy?...Harry?...are you still there?
47. Posted by Jeff | October 22, 2010 8:51 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 08:51
48. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 22, 2010 8:51 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.
48. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 22, 2010 8:51 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 08:51
49. Posted by Clay | October 22, 2010 8:51 AM | Score: 25 (27 votes cast)
Barry was reasonably alarmed when after a week he realized that nobody was looking for him in this hide and seek game gone horribly wrong.
49. Posted by Clay | October 22, 2010 8:51 AM |
Score: 25 (27 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 08:51
50. Posted by Jeff | October 22, 2010 8:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
hahaha...so did you take all the "T" keys in here to?
50. Posted by Jeff | October 22, 2010 8:53 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 08:53
51. Posted by retired military | October 22, 2010 8:53 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Obama "What are people with pitchforks doing out there?"
51. Posted by retired military | October 22, 2010 8:53 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 08:53
52. Posted by retired military | October 22, 2010 8:56 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Obama "Who keeps ringing my doorbell?"
52. Posted by retired military | October 22, 2010 8:56 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 08:56
53. Posted by JAT0 | October 22, 2010 8:56 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Knock, knock, who's there? Phillip. Phillip who? Phill up my bag with stimulus money!
53. Posted by JAT0 | October 22, 2010 8:56 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 08:56
54. Posted by Night Train | October 22, 2010 8:56 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"Um, hey guys, I really can't do this anymore, I'm in waaaaaaaay over my head. Do I have to come out?"
54. Posted by Night Train | October 22, 2010 8:56 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 08:56
55. Posted by retired military | October 22, 2010 8:56 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Obama "Joe, you dont get more candy just because you changed costumes"
55. Posted by retired military | October 22, 2010 8:56 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 08:56
56. Posted by Maggie Mama | October 22, 2010 9:01 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
These days Obama hates being in the White House cause the line of staff waiting to submit their resignations stretches out to the front portico.
56. Posted by Maggie Mama | October 22, 2010 9:01 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 09:01
57. Posted by rbee | October 22, 2010 9:01 AM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Next person in make sure you wipe off the door knob just in case incompetence is contagious.
57. Posted by rbee | October 22, 2010 9:01 AM |
Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 09:01
58. Posted by Jameel | October 22, 2010 9:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Could this be where I lost my mojo?
58. Posted by Jameel | October 22, 2010 9:07 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 09:07
59. Posted by retired military | October 22, 2010 9:08 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Obama "Where did I put TOTUS? They know I cant go anywhere without it."
59. Posted by retired military | October 22, 2010 9:08 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 09:08
60. Posted by The Albatross | October 22, 2010 9:17 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
"Whoops... Pardon me, I can't seem to find my credibility. I haven't seen it in so long, I have no idea where to look. Carry on and pretend you didn't see me and I didn't say that. That was off the record."
60. Posted by The Albatross | October 22, 2010 9:17 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 09:17
61. Posted by IowaRight | October 22, 2010 9:19 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
I am sorry Mr. President, the papers all seem to be in order. China is here to foreclose...
61. Posted by IowaRight | October 22, 2010 9:19 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 09:19
62. Posted by rodney dill | October 22, 2010 9:22 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Open door
Insert head
Slam door
Repeat
62. Posted by rodney dill | October 22, 2010 9:22 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 09:22
63. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | October 22, 2010 9:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'm looking for my approval ratings. Have you guys seen them in here?
63. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | October 22, 2010 9:28 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 09:28
64. Posted by JLawson | October 22, 2010 9:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Man, will those creditors EVER leave?
64. Posted by JLawson | October 22, 2010 9:44 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 09:44
65. Posted by sarahconnor2 | October 22, 2010 9:45 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
In order to better explain his policies to children Obama prepares to take their candy when they come to the door.
65. Posted by sarahconnor2 | October 22, 2010 9:45 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 09:45
66. Posted by jschan | October 22, 2010 10:09 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama: Am I supposed to be here? Do I have enough experience to enter this room?
Aide (of screen): Sir, it's the Oval Office.
Obama: Yeah, I know.
66. Posted by jschan | October 22, 2010 10:09 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 10:09
67. Posted by Kevin McGehee | October 22, 2010 10:09 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Now I see that November is in my house, stealing my office supplies."
67. Posted by Kevin McGehee | October 22, 2010 10:09 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 10:09
68. Posted by SShiell | October 22, 2010 10:10 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Michelle, er, uh, can I have the West Wing back now?"
68. Posted by SShiell | October 22, 2010 10:10 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 10:10
69. Posted by Carolyn | October 22, 2010 10:15 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Dr.Soetoro peaks in the waiting room, counts the tonsils and feet, and gleefully concludes that there's enough for both mama's new pair of shoes AND another vacation!
69. Posted by Carolyn | October 22, 2010 10:15 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 10:15
70. Posted by Stan | October 22, 2010 10:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
As Barry looks out the door, his eyes bug out in fear at the sight of George W Bush standing on the doorstep
70. Posted by Stan | October 22, 2010 10:15 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 10:15
71. Posted by retired military | October 22, 2010 10:16 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
After the 2010 elections Obama looks for any democrats who are still relevant.
71. Posted by retired military | October 22, 2010 10:16 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 10:16
72. Posted by MjM | October 22, 2010 10:17 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Any jobs in here?
72. Posted by MjM | October 22, 2010 10:17 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 10:17
73. Posted by John | October 22, 2010 10:17 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
What a dumbass!
73. Posted by John | October 22, 2010 10:17 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 10:17
74. Posted by retired military | October 22, 2010 10:19 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Obama checks on his stash of absentee ballots for the 2012 election.
74. Posted by retired military | October 22, 2010 10:19 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 10:19
75. Posted by Clancy | October 22, 2010 10:27 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
*thought ballon* "Here's something I could have done, made good money, and not be considered a failure ... I coulda been a doorman."
75. Posted by Clancy | October 22, 2010 10:27 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 10:27
76. Posted by NJ Mike | October 22, 2010 10:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Is THIS the door to Narnia?
76. Posted by NJ Mike | October 22, 2010 10:28 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 10:28
77. Posted by Bra" | October 22, 2010 10:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"George? George W. Bush, are you in there? I need a little help here..."
77. Posted by Bra" | October 22, 2010 10:28 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 10:28
78. Posted by hermie | October 22, 2010 10:39 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I don't care if it's 2013 and Palin was elected. I'm not leaving.
78. Posted by hermie | October 22, 2010 10:39 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 10:39
79. Posted by Gmac | October 22, 2010 10:40 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
As Obama peeked in he noticed that they were partying like it was 1774.
79. Posted by Gmac | October 22, 2010 10:40 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 10:40
80. Posted by BluesHarper | October 22, 2010 10:54 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Seriously? You guys are having a tea party? Seriously?
80. Posted by BluesHarper | October 22, 2010 10:54 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 10:54
81. Posted by Hawk777 | October 22, 2010 10:56 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
"Peek-a-poo!"
81. Posted by Hawk777 | October 22, 2010 10:56 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 10:56
82. Posted by Rob | October 22, 2010 11:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hey, will you keep it down in there? I'm in here doing important stuff like visualizing world peace, me getting re-elected and the perfect putt."
82. Posted by Rob | October 22, 2010 11:00 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 11:00
83. Posted by Upset Old Guy | October 22, 2010 11:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
#82 Rob - I think you meant "perfect PUTZ."
83. Posted by Upset Old Guy | October 22, 2010 11:07 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 11:07
84. Posted by jbinnout | October 22, 2010 11:07 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Myth Busters was fun, but you just can't beat that ol' "rat running across the floor' gag. I'm gonna win that 100 grand on America's Funniest Videos. Biden screamed like Nancy looking in a mirror.
84. Posted by jbinnout | October 22, 2010 11:07 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 11:07
85. Posted by Steve | October 22, 2010 11:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Think your so damn funny Axelrod, telling me to go sit in the corner in the Oval Office!
85. Posted by Steve | October 22, 2010 11:07 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 11:07
86. Posted by Gladius | October 22, 2010 11:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Elvis...da u
86. Posted by Gladius | October 22, 2010 11:08 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 11:08
87. Posted by clear mind | October 22, 2010 11:12 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Damn! Why didn't I pick door number 3?
87. Posted by clear mind | October 22, 2010 11:12 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 11:12
88. Posted by proof | October 22, 2010 11:20 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Dateline 2012: "Come in. President Hillary will see you now."
88. Posted by proof | October 22, 2010 11:20 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 11:20
89. Posted by proof | October 22, 2010 11:21 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
"Excuse me. I have to go get Bill Clinton and Teddy Kennedy some coffee now."
89. Posted by proof | October 22, 2010 11:21 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 11:21
90. Posted by DJ Drummond | October 22, 2010 11:23 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"Wow, not many supporters left to throw under the bus. And I'm just about out of BlameBush, too."
90. Posted by DJ Drummond | October 22, 2010 11:23 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 11:23
91. Posted by jdj | October 22, 2010 11:26 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Preparing to lower the average IQ in the room...
91. Posted by jdj | October 22, 2010 11:26 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 11:26
92. Posted by Madalyn | October 22, 2010 11:27 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Isn't ANYBODY going to come out and listen to my speech?
92. Posted by Madalyn | October 22, 2010 11:27 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 11:27
93. Posted by dfbaskwill | October 22, 2010 11:32 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"HERE'S Johnny, er, Barack."
93. Posted by dfbaskwill | October 22, 2010 11:32 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 11:32
94. Posted by Patrick Kelley | October 22, 2010 11:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Crap! I should have brushed up on my ebonics lingo."
94. Posted by Patrick Kelley | October 22, 2010 11:44 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 11:44
95. Posted by jim2 | October 22, 2010 11:55 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Hey, are you SURE you don't want me to come in and campaign with you?
95. Posted by jim2 | October 22, 2010 11:55 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 11:55
96. Posted by jbw | October 22, 2010 12:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Whew took me ten minutes to find the door, I kept trying to go out the window"
96. Posted by jbw | October 22, 2010 12:01 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 12:01
97. Posted by jbw | October 22, 2010 12:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Biden, I've told you before thats not how you do Knock-knock jokes"
97. Posted by jbw | October 22, 2010 12:03 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 12:03
98. Posted by JAT0 | October 22, 2010 12:08 PM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
"Reid - get in here - I need a lacky to shake my peepee when I'm done peeing all over this Constitution."
98. Posted by JAT0 | October 22, 2010 12:08 PM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 12:08
99. Posted by Peter F. | October 22, 2010 12:37 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
"....gee, I haven't played peek-a-boo since I was young boy growing up in Kenyan village...."
99. Posted by Peter F. | October 22, 2010 12:37 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 12:37
100. Posted by Peter F. | October 22, 2010 12:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hm, this must be the room where all the smart people meet. I better leave them alone."
100. Posted by Peter F. | October 22, 2010 12:38 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 12:38
101. Posted by Peter F. | October 22, 2010 12:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Yo, fellas, guess who I found in here? Monica Lewinsky! Anybody have a cigar?"
101. Posted by Peter F. | October 22, 2010 12:41 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 12:41
102. Posted by Peter F. | October 22, 2010 12:41 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"Say, have you guys seen my golf clubs?"
102. Posted by Peter F. | October 22, 2010 12:41 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 12:41
103. Posted by Chorrito | October 22, 2010 12:59 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
After telling the gay and lesbian community "You are not alone," Obama's actions took on new meaning...
103. Posted by Chorrito | October 22, 2010 12:59 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 12:59
104. Posted by GarandFan | October 22, 2010 1:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Joe Biden in the adjoining room: "And now, heeeeeeeeeeeer's Barry!"
104. Posted by GarandFan | October 22, 2010 1:01 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 13:01
105. Posted by Timmer | October 22, 2010 1:13 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Coast is clear, break out the bong, crank up the tunes, let's see what we can f*ck up next.
105. Posted by Timmer | October 22, 2010 1:13 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 13:13
106. Posted by twolaneflash | October 22, 2010 1:15 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Coffee?
106. Posted by twolaneflash | October 22, 2010 1:15 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 13:15
107. Posted by retired military | October 22, 2010 1:27 PM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Obama looks for Wizbang poster Lee Ward but cant seem to find him.
107. Posted by retired military | October 22, 2010 1:27 PM |
Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 13:27
108. Posted by retired military | October 22, 2010 1:31 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Jeff Probst in Survivor 2012. "Barrack, the tribe has spoken"
108. Posted by retired military | October 22, 2010 1:31 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 13:31
109. Posted by retired military | October 22, 2010 1:32 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Exit Stage left
How appropriate.
109. Posted by retired military | October 22, 2010 1:32 PM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 13:32
110. Posted by JD | October 22, 2010 1:33 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Phew ... no one overheard the lies I was telling to the American public.
110. Posted by JD | October 22, 2010 1:33 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 13:33
111. Posted by retired military | October 22, 2010 1:54 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama "ollie ollie oxen free"
111. Posted by retired military | October 22, 2010 1:54 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 13:54
112. Posted by Rick13 | October 22, 2010 1:56 PM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
This was the moment when Obama realized that everyone would rather just read the teleprompter than listen to him speak!
112. Posted by Rick13 | October 22, 2010 1:56 PM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 13:56
113. Posted by retired military | October 22, 2010 2:04 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Obama "hey Juan, the wheels on the bus go round and round"
113. Posted by retired military | October 22, 2010 2:04 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 14:04
114. Posted by Big Mo | October 22, 2010 2:07 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Is it just me, or does tihis White House release a lot of unflattering, odd or just plain goofy pictures of Obama?
114. Posted by Big Mo | October 22, 2010 2:07 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 14:07
115. Posted by GarandFan | October 22, 2010 2:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Look at Clinton over there in the corner, WITH HIS FLY OPEN!"
115. Posted by GarandFan | October 22, 2010 2:08 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 14:08
116. Posted by rodney dill | October 22, 2010 2:11 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
(Sarah Palin's voice): "YOU...SHALL...NOT...PASS!!!"
116. Posted by rodney dill | October 22, 2010 2:11 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 14:11
117. Posted by Jeff | October 22, 2010 2:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A Whitehouse Press Photo shows President Barack Obama rehearsing his role as Riff Raff in the upcoming Rocky Horror Show
117. Posted by Jeff | October 22, 2010 2:15 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 14:15
118. Posted by Dodo David | October 22, 2010 2:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sorry, Kids. I'm not Superman. I do the bidding of the teachers' unions.
[White House photo caption: President Barack Obama opens a door in the Oval Office to greet children from the education documentary "Waiting for Superman," Oct. 11, 2010.]
118. Posted by Dodo David | October 22, 2010 2:15 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 14:15
119. Posted by Dodo David | October 22, 2010 2:32 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama: "Why do voters keep running away when I open the door?"
Aide: "Perhaps it's because you are dressed up to look like President Obama."
Obama: "But I am President Obama."
Aide: "Uh, never mind."
119. Posted by Dodo David | October 22, 2010 2:32 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 14:32
120. Posted by g | October 22, 2010 3:21 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
I can't come out til the teleprompter tells me to
120. Posted by g | October 22, 2010 3:21 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 15:21
121. Posted by 914 | October 22, 2010 3:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Axlerod: "You can come out now, all they wanted was a job and a chance to meet the prompter in cheif."
121. Posted by 914 | October 22, 2010 3:42 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 15:42
122. Posted by retired military | October 22, 2010 3:46 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Secret Service agent "No Mr President, we did NOT see the ghost of Jimmy Carter just now. HE ISNT EVEN DEAD YET!!
122. Posted by retired military | October 22, 2010 3:46 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 15:46
123. Posted by Joe Miller | October 22, 2010 3:47 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
What are you damned people doing in The Room of Requirement? I need a smoke, a round or two of golf, and I surely need to get away from Michelle for a couple of hours. GET OUT!
123. Posted by Joe Miller | October 22, 2010 3:47 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 15:47
124. Posted by john galt | October 22, 2010 4:08 PM | Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
Obama looks for a clue.
124. Posted by john galt | October 22, 2010 4:08 PM |
Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 16:08
125. Posted by Joe Miller | October 22, 2010 4:16 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Who out here just yelled "The rent is too DAMN high?"
125. Posted by Joe Miller | October 22, 2010 4:16 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 16:16
126. Posted by GarandFan | October 22, 2010 4:25 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Obama chooses Presidential Policy Door Number 3 and finds 2 more years of high unemployment and negligible economic growth. He and the MSM pronounce his choice a "Success!".
126. Posted by GarandFan | October 22, 2010 4:25 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 16:25
127. Posted by JD2020 | October 22, 2010 4:32 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Is the "MAMA GRIZZLY" STILL OUT THERE?
127. Posted by JD2020 | October 22, 2010 4:32 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 16:32
128. Posted by JD2020 | October 22, 2010 4:34 PM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Hey, does anyone know what comes after TRILLION?
128. Posted by JD2020 | October 22, 2010 4:34 PM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 16:34
129. Posted by Sputum | October 22, 2010 4:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I'm not going to worry about what those other folks are doing. I'm going to focus on what I can do for America."
129. Posted by Sputum | October 22, 2010 4:43 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 16:43
130. Posted by Murgatroyd | October 22, 2010 4:58 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
... Bill?! ... Monica?!
130. Posted by Murgatroyd | October 22, 2010 4:58 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 16:58
131. Posted by 914 | October 22, 2010 5:06 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
What we have here is a failure to communicate.
The people expected hope and change.. What they got is endless excuses about inheriting a situation that is unsolvable with a marxist twist.
Resign now and resurrect hope and change.
131. Posted by 914 | October 22, 2010 5:06 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 17:06
132. Posted by 914 | October 22, 2010 5:07 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"Damn, is juan gonna stay out there all day?"
132. Posted by 914 | October 22, 2010 5:07 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 17:07
133. Posted by a. moral | October 22, 2010 5:10 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Hey guys, I found the launch codes. They were under the Rose Firm billing records. No problem, we can just blame Bush.
133. Posted by a. moral | October 22, 2010 5:10 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 17:10
134. Posted by I'm rick james bitch | October 22, 2010 5:23 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
where da white wimmins at?
134. Posted by I'm rick james bitch | October 22, 2010 5:23 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 17:23
135. Posted by retired military | October 22, 2010 5:48 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Obama "I can see angry voters from my house"
135. Posted by retired military | October 22, 2010 5:48 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 17:48
136. Posted by 914 | October 22, 2010 7:11 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Madd Magazines: Behind every open door....
Behind every open door.... There is a lost oppurtunity.
Behind every open door.... There is a fool with all the answers.
Behind every open door.... A depression is near.
Behind every open door.... Fate laughs.
Behind every open door.... Hides a little man with no logic.
Behind every open door.... Liberty is threatened.
Feel free to add.
136. Posted by 914 | October 22, 2010 7:11 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 19:11
137. Posted by GarandFan | October 22, 2010 7:23 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
What? The Democrats who voted for ObamaCare want to see me?
137. Posted by GarandFan | October 22, 2010 7:23 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 19:23
138. Posted by GarandFan | October 22, 2010 7:25 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Why did everyone laugh when I said "I hope to see you all after the election"?
138. Posted by GarandFan | October 22, 2010 7:25 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 19:25
139. Posted by rodney dill | October 22, 2010 7:27 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"I will not be oppressed by this white door."
139. Posted by rodney dill | October 22, 2010 7:27 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 19:27
140. Posted by Stan | October 22, 2010 7:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama fretting, because his daily game of golf was canceled; due a downpour of global warming, was forced to play peek-a-boo with Joe Biden.
140. Posted by Stan | October 22, 2010 7:30 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 19:30
141. Posted by Stan | October 22, 2010 7:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Barry on his way to figure out how to tax the rich children's sacks of Halloween candy and give them to the poor ones
141. Posted by Stan | October 22, 2010 7:34 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 19:34
142. Posted by retired military | October 22, 2010 7:45 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Abandon hope all ye who enter
142. Posted by retired military | October 22, 2010 7:45 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 19:45
143. Posted by David | October 22, 2010 8:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I know my fellow Democrats don't want me campaigning for them, but do they have to post a guard at my door?
143. Posted by David | October 22, 2010 8:37 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 20:37
144. Posted by dingoatemebaby | October 22, 2010 8:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey Hillary! Didn't you say you wanted to get even with Bill?
144. Posted by dingoatemebaby | October 22, 2010 8:55 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 20:55
145. Posted by Tora | October 22, 2010 9:02 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I am afraid to go out there... I wonder where I heard that recently... will I get fired for being truthful?
145. Posted by Tora | October 22, 2010 9:02 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 21:02
146. Posted by fustian | October 22, 2010 9:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama prepares to crash a party at the Salahi's.
146. Posted by fustian | October 22, 2010 9:56 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 21:56
147. Posted by UncleZeb | October 22, 2010 11:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
BOO! (but not in a racist way)
147. Posted by UncleZeb | October 22, 2010 11:21 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 22, 2010 23:21
148. Posted by Maddox | October 23, 2010 12:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I hear ya knockin' but ya can't come in" unless you vote Democrat.
148. Posted by Maddox | October 23, 2010 12:04 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2010 00:04
149. Posted by Faith+1 | October 23, 2010 1:20 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
In desperation Pres. Obama trades the economy for what's behind Door #3.
149. Posted by Faith+1 | October 23, 2010 1:20 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2010 01:20
150. Posted by Gmac | October 23, 2010 1:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama smiled when he peeked into the magic room and saw the skittles pooping unicorn farting rainbows.
After he awoke from the dream he would remember it being the happiest moment of his one term presidency.
150. Posted by Gmac | October 23, 2010 1:28 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2010 01:28
151. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | October 23, 2010 1:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Can't a guy take a crap around here without
drawing a crowd?!"
151. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | October 23, 2010 1:42 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2010 01:42
152. Posted by deez | October 23, 2010 1:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Much to Barry's astonishment, there was a huge Tea Party behind the door that said Hope and...wait a minute...it said HOPE FOR CHANGE...oops!
152. Posted by deez | October 23, 2010 1:48 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2010 01:48
153. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | October 23, 2010 1:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Yep, we GOT him! Boehner sat on my whoopie-cushion on the blue chair!"
153. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | October 23, 2010 1:48 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2010 01:48
154. Posted by deez | October 23, 2010 1:53 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Barry was completely shocked to realize there really was an the elephant in the room.
154. Posted by deez | October 23, 2010 1:53 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2010 01:53
155. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | October 23, 2010 2:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"When Hillary finishes her pole dance, we all
run in and scrape up the greenbacks, bundle
them, and half go to Reid, half go to Sestak!"
155. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | October 23, 2010 2:27 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2010 02:27
156. Posted by Brian Richard Allen | October 23, 2010 6:59 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Hey! Kids! Get back here! I was just getting to "or treats!"
156. Posted by Brian Richard Allen | October 23, 2010 6:59 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2010 06:59
157. Posted by devildog666 | October 23, 2010 7:57 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Is TOTUS here yet?
157. Posted by devildog666 | October 23, 2010 7:57 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2010 07:57
158. Posted by Spike | October 23, 2010 10:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Are my golf clubs in here? Oops! Not a closet!"
158. Posted by Spike | October 23, 2010 10:48 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2010 10:48
159. Posted by Spike | October 23, 2010 10:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
President Obama looks to see if the Israeli delegation has left the Oval office.
159. Posted by Spike | October 23, 2010 10:52 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2010 10:52
160. Posted by Spike | October 23, 2010 10:54 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"OK. I'm done with morning prayers".
160. Posted by Spike | October 23, 2010 10:54 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2010 10:54
161. Posted by Spike | October 23, 2010 10:59 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Pssst! Can you get my lighter? It's next to the picture of me on my desk in my office."
161. Posted by Spike | October 23, 2010 10:59 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2010 10:59
162. Posted by Spike | October 23, 2010 11:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Are those guys drinkin' Slurpees on the carpet?"
162. Posted by Spike | October 23, 2010 11:15 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2010 11:15
163. Posted by LiberalNItemare | October 23, 2010 3:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hey, anyone in here seen my mandate?"
163. Posted by LiberalNItemare | October 23, 2010 3:10 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2010 15:10
164. Posted by liberalNitemare | October 23, 2010 3:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hey, anyone in here seen my mandate? It seems to have vanished."
164. Posted by liberalNitemare | October 23, 2010 3:16 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2010 15:16
165. Posted by Ghost | October 23, 2010 5:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Damn, they STILL don't miss me!"
165. Posted by Ghost | October 23, 2010 5:28 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2010 17:28
166. Posted by clear mind | October 23, 2010 6:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This sucks! Bill Clinton told me to open this door and my Monica would be there!
166. Posted by clear mind | October 23, 2010 6:18 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2010 18:18
167. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | October 23, 2010 7:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pssst! Hey! How about a little toilet paper
over here!
167. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | October 23, 2010 7:17 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2010 19:17
168. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | October 23, 2010 7:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
See this door? See how thick it is? This a
PRESIDENTIAL door! I love it.
168. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | October 23, 2010 7:20 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2010 19:20
169. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | October 23, 2010 7:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Candygram for Mongo, Candygram for Mongo!
Hell, I ain't falling for that one!"
169. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | October 23, 2010 7:22 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2010 19:22
170. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | October 23, 2010 7:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Yes, honey. Daddy DID plug the hole. Now go
back to bundling the PAC money with Mom in
the solarium."
170. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | October 23, 2010 7:31 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2010 19:31
171. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | October 23, 2010 7:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"...Marlboro drop by helicopter on the roof at
midnight? Roger that, David...and, thanks."
171. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | October 23, 2010 7:46 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2010 19:46
172. Posted by Shawn | October 23, 2010 7:52 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Wow..
I didn't think a cigar could fit that far up there!
Good work, my Belle!
172. Posted by Shawn | October 23, 2010 7:52 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2010 19:52
173. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | October 23, 2010 7:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"No, Avon Lady.....I DON'T want to try your
hair color product for graying men!!"
173. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | October 23, 2010 7:53 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2010 19:53
174. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | October 23, 2010 7:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"When is a door NOT a door? When it is A-JAR?
Good one Joe...a real rib-splitter...now go
find a martini for that olive in your nose."
174. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | October 23, 2010 7:57 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2010 19:57
175. Posted by JD2020 | October 23, 2010 11:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey, does anyone know which direction Mecca is from here? I'm late for my afternoon prayer.
( Lord, I apologize for that, and be with the starving pygmies down there in New Guinea. Amen.)
175. Posted by JD2020 | October 23, 2010 11:32 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 23, 2010 23:32
176. Posted by fustian | October 24, 2010 2:26 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama is already starting to bow, in case there's some foreigner he can apologize to.
176. Posted by fustian | October 24, 2010 2:26 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2010 02:26
177. Posted by fustian | October 24, 2010 2:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama is having to sneak since he knows that Rahm won't let him out of the Oval Office without a teleprompter.
177. Posted by fustian | October 24, 2010 2:28 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on October 24, 2010 02:28
178. Posted by fustian | October 24, 2010 2:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sorry Joe, we've already bought our Girl Scout Cookies for this year.
178. Posted by fustian | October 24, 2010 2:30 AM |
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Posted on October 24, 2010 02:30
179. Posted by fustian | October 24, 2010 2:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey Barack. You lower the oceans yet?
179. Posted by fustian | October 24, 2010 2:33 AM |
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Posted on October 24, 2010 02:33
180. Posted by fustian | October 24, 2010 2:36 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Rahm thought he'd child-proofed the Oval Office.
180. Posted by fustian | October 24, 2010 2:36 AM |
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Posted on October 24, 2010 02:36
181. Posted by Kevin
| October 25, 2010 2:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
181. Posted by Kevin
| October 25, 2010 2:08 AM |
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Posted on October 25, 2010 02:08