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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin

Published: September 24, 2010 - 7:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


In this publicity image released by Sesame Workshop, singer Katy Perry, left, is shown with Elmo performing in a music video called 'Hot and Cold' about opposites on 'Sesame Street.' The children's show says it won't air a taped segment featuring the 'California Gurls' singer. The pop star -- who is known for her risque outfits -- wore a gold bustier top as she sang a version of her hit 'Hot N Cold.' But some felt it was too revealing for the kid set. (AP Photo/Sesame Workshop)


Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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Comments (107)

"I taste like cherry chapst... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by rodney dill | September 24, 2010 7:16 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"I taste like cherry chapstick all over... if ya know what I mean."

1. Posted by rodney dill | September 24, 2010 7:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on September 24, 2010 07:16

"Actually Tickle-me Elmo... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by rodney dill | September 24, 2010 7:18 AM | Score: 8 (12 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"Actually Tickle-me Elmo was a few years ago... I'm the new Blow-me Elmo."

2. Posted by rodney dill | September 24, 2010 7:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 8 (12 votes cast)

Posted on September 24, 2010 07:18

"..one of these things is n... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by Pretzel Logic | September 24, 2010 7:21 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

"..one of these things is not like the other.."

3. Posted by Pretzel Logic | September 24, 2010 7:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (6 votes cast)

Posted on September 24, 2010 07:21

'C' is for cleavage ... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by Pretzel Logic | September 24, 2010 7:22 AM | Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

'C' is for cleavage

4. Posted by Pretzel Logic | September 24, 2010 7:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 9 (9 votes cast)

Posted on September 24, 2010 07:22

"Today Elmo were going to l... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by Pretzel Logic | September 24, 2010 7:25 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

"Today Elmo were going to learn about bikini wax"

5. Posted by Pretzel Logic | September 24, 2010 7:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 24, 2010 07:25

'C' is for Camel Toe... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by Pretzel Logic | September 24, 2010 7:29 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

'C' is for Camel Toe

6. Posted by Pretzel Logic | September 24, 2010 7:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on September 24, 2010 07:29

Sorry Elmo I was looking fo... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by JAT0 | September 24, 2010 7:30 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
JAT0:

Sorry Elmo I was looking for that little green guy. I hear frogs taste like chicken.

7. Posted by JAT0 | September 24, 2010 7:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 24, 2010 07:30

Katy I'd be careful with Ke... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by JAT0 | September 24, 2010 7:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JAT0:

Katy I'd be careful with Kermit, he's the horny toad here on Sesame Street.

8. Posted by JAT0 | September 24, 2010 7:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 24, 2010 07:36

"Elmo very HOT now, ... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by Maggie Mama | September 24, 2010 7:43 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Maggie Mama:

"Elmo very HOT now, Katy. Sing more!"

9. Posted by Maggie Mama | September 24, 2010 7:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 24, 2010 07:43

Brought to you by the lette... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by al | September 24, 2010 7:48 AM | Score: 26 (28 votes cast)
al:

Brought to you by the letters T & A

10. Posted by al | September 24, 2010 7:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 26 (28 votes cast)

Posted on September 24, 2010 07:48

When you tickle me I vibrat... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by Eric | September 24, 2010 7:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eric:

When you tickle me I vibrate ALL OVER. Wanna try?

11. Posted by Eric | September 24, 2010 7:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 24, 2010 07:49

Although Miss Perry's outfi... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by Maggie Mama | September 24, 2010 7:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maggie Mama:

Although Miss Perry's outfit drew criticism from many quarters, PETA's outrage was the loudest as they demanded Katy "take the muppet off her head'.

12. Posted by Maggie Mama | September 24, 2010 7:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 24, 2010 07:50

I'm here to find out why th... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 24, 2010 7:59 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

I'm here to find out why they call him "Big" Bird.

13. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 24, 2010 7:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 24, 2010 07:59

So you kissed a girl. Be de... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by fustian | September 24, 2010 8:05 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
fustian:

So you kissed a girl. Be deal. Elmo kissed a pig.

14. Posted by fustian | September 24, 2010 8:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 24, 2010 08:05

Don't fall for it, Elmo! Ev... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 24, 2010 8:07 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Don't fall for it, Elmo! Everyone knows any of them that good looking are always undercover cops.

15. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 24, 2010 8:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 24, 2010 08:07

On page 2,347 of the Health... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by engineer | September 24, 2010 8:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
engineer:

On page 2,347 of the Health Care Bill, Viagra will no longer be available for ED in order to reduce health care costs. Instead pictures of scantily women will be prescribed. Here we see test results of a man's eyes popping out, although that's not quite the 'pop' we're looking for.

16. Posted by engineer | September 24, 2010 8:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 24, 2010 08:13

Hey Babe. it's Sesame Stree... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by fustian | September 24, 2010 8:13 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
fustian:

Hey Babe. it's Sesame Street, not Easy Street...

17. Posted by fustian | September 24, 2010 8:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on September 24, 2010 08:13

(Cookie Monster heard off c... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by GaryL | September 24, 2010 8:14 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
GaryL:

(Cookie Monster heard off camera): num! num! num! NUM!!!!

18. Posted by GaryL | September 24, 2010 8:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 24, 2010 08:14

Open Sesame... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by Brad | September 24, 2010 8:17 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Brad:

Open Sesame

19. Posted by Brad | September 24, 2010 8:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on September 24, 2010 08:17

We originally tried to get ... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by fustian | September 24, 2010 8:21 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
fustian:

We originally tried to get Lady Gaga, but she was overdressed.

20. Posted by fustian | September 24, 2010 8:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on September 24, 2010 08:21

Katy: "Dang Lady Gaga... wh... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by rodney dill | September 24, 2010 8:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Katy: "Dang Lady Gaga... where do you get all the costume ideas from."

21. Posted by rodney dill | September 24, 2010 8:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 24, 2010 08:28

Elmo unwrap present now?</p... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by tomg51 | September 24, 2010 8:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
tomg51:

Elmo unwrap present now?

22. Posted by tomg51 | September 24, 2010 8:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 24, 2010 08:29

Whatever arguments you want... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by yetanotherjohn | September 24, 2010 8:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
yetanotherjohn:

Whatever arguments you want to make for same sex marriages, can we at least agree to keep it same species.

23. Posted by yetanotherjohn | September 24, 2010 8:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 24, 2010 08:29

♬<... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by rodney dill | September 24, 2010 8:30 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
rodney dill:

♬

'C' is for cleavage

...thats good enough for me.
♬

24. Posted by rodney dill | September 24, 2010 8:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on September 24, 2010 08:30

Your tax dollars at work.</... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by yetanotherjohn | September 24, 2010 8:30 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
yetanotherjohn:

Your tax dollars at work.

25. Posted by yetanotherjohn | September 24, 2010 8:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 24, 2010 08:30

Sorry Elmo I was l... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by rodney dill | September 24, 2010 8:31 AM | Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
rodney dill:
Sorry Elmo I was looking for that little green guy. I hear frogs taste like chicken.
...but for some reason Kermie smells more like pork.

26. Posted by rodney dill | September 24, 2010 8:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (5 votes cast)

Posted on September 24, 2010 08:31

Is this what the democrats ... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by yetanotherjohn | September 24, 2010 8:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
yetanotherjohn:

Is this what the democrats had in mind for stimulus spending of our tax dollars.

27. Posted by yetanotherjohn | September 24, 2010 8:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 24, 2010 08:31

"No I didn't send you a pic... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by rodney dill | September 24, 2010 8:35 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"No I didn't send you a picture of my living room carpet... I was sexting you..."

28. Posted by rodney dill | September 24, 2010 8:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on September 24, 2010 08:35

"You show me your fuzz, I'l... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by zipity | September 24, 2010 8:38 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
zipity:

"You show me your fuzz, I'll show you mine..."

29. Posted by zipity | September 24, 2010 8:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on September 24, 2010 08:38

"You've got nicer cans than... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by zipity | September 24, 2010 8:39 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
zipity:

"You've got nicer cans than Oscar the Grouch..."

30. Posted by zipity | September 24, 2010 8:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (5 votes cast)

Posted on September 24, 2010 08:39

"Have you ever heard of "fu... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by zipity | September 24, 2010 8:40 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
zipity:

"Have you ever heard of "furries"...?"

31. Posted by zipity | September 24, 2010 8:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on September 24, 2010 08:40

"Elmo get keys to Fozzie's ... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by tomg51 | September 24, 2010 8:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
tomg51:

"Elmo get keys to Fozzie's Studebaker now"

32. Posted by tomg51 | September 24, 2010 8:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 24, 2010 08:40

"I can shave mine so we mat... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by zipity | September 24, 2010 8:41 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
zipity:

"I can shave mine so we match....."

33. Posted by zipity | September 24, 2010 8:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on September 24, 2010 08:41

"Don't worry, I won't get y... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by zipity | September 24, 2010 8:42 AM | Score: -1 (5 votes cast)
zipity:

"Don't worry, I won't get you pregnant. Look. No 'nads..."

34. Posted by zipity | September 24, 2010 8:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (5 votes cast)

Posted on September 24, 2010 08:42

Tickle me pickle... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by 914 | September 24, 2010 8:50 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
914:

Tickle me pickle

35. Posted by 914 | September 24, 2010 8:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 24, 2010 08:50

Is that the new spray on cl... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by Mojo | September 24, 2010 8:51 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Mojo:

Is that the new spray on clothing being modeled on Sesame Street?

36. Posted by Mojo | September 24, 2010 8:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 24, 2010 08:51

It took a bit of wor... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by sarahconnor2 | September 24, 2010 8:55 AM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
sarahconnor2:


It took a bit of work but finally Match.com found someone that met Ms. Perry's intellectual level.

37. Posted by sarahconnor2 | September 24, 2010 8:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 8 (8 votes cast)

Posted on September 24, 2010 08:55

"Winners will be announced ... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by tomg51 | September 24, 2010 8:55 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
tomg51:

"Winners will be announced Monday morning"

I'm guessing Elmo

38. Posted by tomg51 | September 24, 2010 8:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 24, 2010 08:55

Sorry, Katy. There's a reas... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by sarahconnor2 | September 24, 2010 8:56 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
sarahconnor2:

Sorry, Katy. There's a reason Elmo's voice is so high.

39. Posted by sarahconnor2 | September 24, 2010 8:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 24, 2010 08:56

KaayTeee, do you know what ... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by Joe Miller | September 24, 2010 8:57 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Joe Miller:

KaayTeee, do you know what they say about the size of a Muppet's eyes--tee hee-and the size of his...?

40. Posted by Joe Miller | September 24, 2010 8:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 24, 2010 08:57

Wanna Marry-nette me?... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by rodney dill | September 24, 2010 8:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Wanna Marry-nette me?

41. Posted by rodney dill | September 24, 2010 8:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 24, 2010 08:57

Is your top felt? Do you wa... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by fustian | September 24, 2010 8:57 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
fustian:

Is your top felt? Do you want it to be?

42. Posted by fustian | September 24, 2010 8:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on September 24, 2010 08:57

OK gang, can you all spell ... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by billburz | September 24, 2010 9:11 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
billburz:

OK gang, can you all spell B R E A S T - A - Z A S

43. Posted by billburz | September 24, 2010 9:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 24, 2010 09:11

How smart are you? Seven o... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by Jay | September 24, 2010 9:16 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Jay:

How smart are you? Seven out of ten people got the following question wrong:

"How many boobs are in this picture?"

44. Posted by Jay | September 24, 2010 9:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 24, 2010 09:16

Nice dinglebobbers Katy. El... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by fustian | September 24, 2010 9:17 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
fustian:

Nice dinglebobbers Katy. Elmo wanna see panty hamster now.

45. Posted by fustian | September 24, 2010 9:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 24, 2010 09:17

Wow, they really are more t... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by Jeff | September 24, 2010 9:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff:

Wow, they really are more than a mouthful ...

46. Posted by Jeff | September 24, 2010 9:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 24, 2010 09:26

Jeez Katy. Turn down the hi... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by fustian | September 24, 2010 9:29 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
fustian:

Jeez Katy. Turn down the high beams. It's Sesame Street.

47. Posted by fustian | September 24, 2010 9:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 24, 2010 09:29

Alright guys.. This is a ki... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by 914 | September 24, 2010 9:30 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
914:

Alright guys.. This is a kids show.

Galoob may be watching.

48. Posted by 914 | September 24, 2010 9:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (6 votes cast)

Posted on September 24, 2010 09:30

Parent groups were less tha... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by sarahconnor2 | September 24, 2010 9:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
sarahconnor2:

Parent groups were less than enthusiastic about the new "Teach-Me-Latin" Elmo.

49. Posted by sarahconnor2 | September 24, 2010 9:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 24, 2010 09:30

Katy dreams she was on Sesa... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by fustian | September 24, 2010 9:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Katy dreams she was on Sesame Street in her Maidenform bra.

50. Posted by fustian | September 24, 2010 9:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 24, 2010 09:31

Hey babe, can I gobble them... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by geo Author Profile Page | September 24, 2010 9:37 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
geo Author Profile Page:

Hey babe, can I gobble them goodies?

51. Posted by geo Author Profile Page | September 24, 2010 9:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 24, 2010 09:37

"Katy, you can't look like ... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by Dodo David | September 24, 2010 9:50 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Dodo David:

"Katy, you can't look like that on Sesame Street. The children watching aren't supposed to be see women who look like their mothers. The prudes running this show want everyone to be genderless."

52. Posted by Dodo David | September 24, 2010 9:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (4 votes cast)

Posted on September 24, 2010 09:50

I'm telling ya, you're wast... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by IowaRight | September 24, 2010 9:52 AM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
IowaRight:

I'm telling ya, you're wasting your time on Bert and Ernie. Two guys, always together, for years and years, Do the math sweetie...

53. Posted by IowaRight | September 24, 2010 9:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 8 (8 votes cast)

Posted on September 24, 2010 09:52

Stay Tuned for the presenta... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by MunDane68 | September 24, 2010 9:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
MunDane68:

Stay Tuned for the presentations of Sesame Street presentations of 'True Blood' and 'Spartacus: Blood and Sand'

54. Posted by MunDane68 | September 24, 2010 9:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 24, 2010 09:52

Katy make Elmo feel tickle ... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by IowaRight | September 24, 2010 9:53 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
IowaRight:

Katy make Elmo feel tickle in new place...

55. Posted by IowaRight | September 24, 2010 9:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 24, 2010 09:53

Sesame Street Walker... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by Dodo David | September 24, 2010 9:55 AM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
Dodo David:

Sesame Street Walker

56. Posted by Dodo David | September 24, 2010 9:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 8 (8 votes cast)

Posted on September 24, 2010 09:55

The prude police were upset... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by Dodo David | September 24, 2010 10:02 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Dodo David:

The prude police were upset when children watching Sesame Street were allowed to see the existence of gender. The prude police vowed to never let it happen again.

57. Posted by Dodo David | September 24, 2010 10:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on September 24, 2010 10:02

I'll give you a nickel if y... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by fustian | September 24, 2010 10:13 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
fustian:

I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.

58. Posted by fustian | September 24, 2010 10:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 24, 2010 10:13

"No, we were out of the ... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by rodney dill | September 24, 2010 10:35 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"No, we were out of the Bugger me Elmo's after Barney Frank's visit."

59. Posted by rodney dill | September 24, 2010 10:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on September 24, 2010 10:35

Can you demonstrate the phr... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by GarandFan | September 24, 2010 10:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
GarandFan:

Can you demonstrate the phrase "Bodacious Ta-ta's?"

60. Posted by GarandFan | September 24, 2010 10:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 24, 2010 10:39

Elmo ~ "Widen the shot to s... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by Hodink | September 24, 2010 10:43 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Hodink:

Elmo ~ "Widen the shot to see what E is for."

61. Posted by Hodink | September 24, 2010 10:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 24, 2010 10:43

ElmoIf you are rea... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by retired military | September 24, 2010 11:01 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
retired military:

Elmo

If you are really nice I will show you my little miss piggy.

62. Posted by retired military | September 24, 2010 11:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 24, 2010 11:01

Biden "I am second in the ... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by retired military | September 24, 2010 11:03 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
retired military:

Biden "I am second in the chain of succession on Sesame Street"

63. Posted by retired military | September 24, 2010 11:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 24, 2010 11:03

Today's Word Is: PUBERTY... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by DJ Drummond | September 24, 2010 11:05 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
DJ Drummond:

Today's Word Is: PUBERTY

64. Posted by DJ Drummond | September 24, 2010 11:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 24, 2010 11:05

Can you show me on this Ker... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by Dan Karipides | September 24, 2010 11:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dan Karipides:

Can you show me on this Kermit doll where she tickled you?

65. Posted by Dan Karipides | September 24, 2010 11:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 24, 2010 11:10

Oh boy, next is the segment... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by jbinnout | September 24, 2010 11:18 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
jbinnout:

Oh boy, next is the segment where you get to meet Mr Noodle!

66. Posted by jbinnout | September 24, 2010 11:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 24, 2010 11:18

"Ohhhh, Katy..........parts... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by NJ Mike | September 24, 2010 11:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
NJ Mike:

"Ohhhh, Katy..........parts of Elmo blue now........"

67. Posted by NJ Mike | September 24, 2010 11:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 24, 2010 11:35

Got Milk?... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by dk Allen | September 24, 2010 12:15 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
dk Allen:

Got Milk?

68. Posted by dk Allen | September 24, 2010 12:15 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 24, 2010 12:15

After this segment, Elmo de... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by coder | September 24, 2010 12:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
coder:

After this segment, Elmo developed a craving for cookies.

69. Posted by coder | September 24, 2010 12:21 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 24, 2010 12:21

Elmo: I don't know. why DO ... (Below threshold)

70. Posted by VagaBond | September 24, 2010 12:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
VagaBond:

Elmo: I don't know. why DO they call him Big Bird?

70. Posted by VagaBond | September 24, 2010 12:33 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 24, 2010 12:33

Who is the lucky one with t... (Below threshold)

71. Posted by just bob | September 24, 2010 12:37 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
just bob:

Who is the lucky one with their hand under your dress?

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Posted on September 24, 2010 12:37

Who is the lucky one with t... (Below threshold)

72. Posted by just bob | September 24, 2010 12:38 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
just bob:

Who is the lucky one with their hand under your dress? How many fingers does it take to make you move?

72. Posted by just bob | September 24, 2010 12:38 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 24, 2010 12:38

Got Wood?... (Below threshold)

73. Posted by 914 | September 24, 2010 12:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Got Wood?

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Posted on September 24, 2010 12:43

DRUDGEBREAKING: New this Ch... (Below threshold)

74. Posted by rodney dill | September 24, 2010 12:58 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
rodney dill:

DRUDGEBREAKING: New this Christmas, Giggidy Elmo. Developing...

74. Posted by rodney dill | September 24, 2010 12:58 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on September 24, 2010 12:58

Excuse me but are those Ker... (Below threshold)

75. Posted by JAT0 | September 24, 2010 1:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JAT0:

Excuse me but are those Kermit's flippers on your shoulders?

75. Posted by JAT0 | September 24, 2010 1:18 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 24, 2010 13:18

Elmo: "Screw you.... I work... (Below threshold)

76. Posted by rodney dill | September 24, 2010 1:40 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Elmo: "Screw you.... I work for Mel Brooks."

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Posted on September 24, 2010 13:40

Elmo: It's a bit nipply in ... (Below threshold)

77. Posted by WildWillie | September 24, 2010 1:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
WildWillie:

Elmo: It's a bit nipply in the studio. I mean nippy. ww

77. Posted by WildWillie | September 24, 2010 1:50 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 24, 2010 13:50

Tempest in a B cup.... (Below threshold)

78. Posted by Robert | September 24, 2010 2:33 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Robert:

Tempest in a B cup.

78. Posted by Robert | September 24, 2010 2:33 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 24, 2010 14:33

(singing) Going to the ch... (Below threshold)

79. Posted by MF | September 24, 2010 3:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
MF:

(singing) Going to the chapel to get married ...

79. Posted by MF | September 24, 2010 3:08 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 24, 2010 15:08

Katy "was that Helen Thomas... (Below threshold)

80. Posted by retired military | September 24, 2010 3:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

Katy "was that Helen Thomas I just saw?"

Elmo "No that was just Mr Snuffleupagous"

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Posted on September 24, 2010 15:19

The Obama Administration no... (Below threshold)

81. Posted by dfbaskwill | September 24, 2010 3:35 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
dfbaskwill:

The Obama Administration now goes after the children with it's new "Tax Me Elmo" doll, available this X-mas season.

81. Posted by dfbaskwill | September 24, 2010 3:35 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 24, 2010 15:35

In Elmo voice "Elmo do wind... (Below threshold)

82. Posted by topjimmie | September 24, 2010 3:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
topjimmie:

In Elmo voice "Elmo do windshield wiper imitation now!!"

82. Posted by topjimmie | September 24, 2010 3:57 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 24, 2010 15:57

So...the naked Muppet didn'... (Below threshold)

83. Posted by proof | September 24, 2010 4:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
proof:

So...the naked Muppet didn't bother anybody? It did look like the little red pervert was looking up her dress at one point, though!

83. Posted by proof | September 24, 2010 4:25 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 24, 2010 16:25

How much to see your ass?</... (Below threshold)

84. Posted by Philip | September 24, 2010 4:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Philip:

How much to see your ass?

84. Posted by Philip | September 24, 2010 4:26 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 24, 2010 16:26

This year's Public Televisi... (Below threshold)

85. Posted by hermie | September 24, 2010 4:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
hermie:

This year's Public Television Auction met it's goal within one hour that Katy Perry offered a 'special video' for sale.

85. Posted by hermie | September 24, 2010 4:38 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 24, 2010 16:38

Suddenly, Elmo realized the... (Below threshold)

86. Posted by kenneyraisin | September 24, 2010 4:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
kenneyraisin:

Suddenly, Elmo realized there was more to life than tickling.

86. Posted by kenneyraisin | September 24, 2010 4:49 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 24, 2010 16:49

"sweet dreams are made of t... (Below threshold)

87. Posted by tomg51 | September 24, 2010 4:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
tomg51:

"sweet dreams are made of these...

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Posted on September 24, 2010 16:50

With Megan staring at him w... (Below threshold)

88. Posted by kenneyraisin | September 24, 2010 4:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
kenneyraisin:

With Megan staring at him with a fixed stare and a stupid grin Elmo,finally frustrated to the point of giving up, realized that Megan Fox was never going to get it through her empty head the joke he repeated over and over again, "What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger!"

88. Posted by kenneyraisin | September 24, 2010 4:55 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 24, 2010 16:55

I always chuckle when a bun... (Below threshold)

89. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | September 24, 2010 7:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

I always chuckle when a bunch of Internet fanboys suddenly start lusting over a celebrity that's been on my radar screen for years. In this case it couldn't have been later 2002 when I first started fantasizing about banging Elmo.

89. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | September 24, 2010 7:50 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 24, 2010 19:50

Elmo: Michelle, you real... (Below threshold)

90. Posted by Oyster | September 24, 2010 8:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oyster:

Elmo: Michelle, you really need to get in the sun more.

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Posted on September 24, 2010 20:50

Hi Elmo - Want to learn how... (Below threshold)

91. Posted by LiberalNitemare | September 24, 2010 9:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
LiberalNitemare:

Hi Elmo - Want to learn how Kami got aids?

91. Posted by LiberalNitemare | September 24, 2010 9:23 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 24, 2010 21:23

Elmo: "Did you know I'm in ... (Below threshold)

92. Posted by papatodd | September 24, 2010 10:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
papatodd:

Elmo: "Did you know I'm in the band?"

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Posted on September 24, 2010 22:38

Who knew KP was into "water... (Below threshold)

93. Posted by Cowboy Blob | September 24, 2010 11:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cowboy Blob:

Who knew KP was into "water sports?" Her "Tinkle Me Elmo" for one.

93. Posted by Cowboy Blob | September 24, 2010 11:33 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 24, 2010 23:33

"Nice hat."... (Below threshold)

94. Posted by D. Dean | September 25, 2010 7:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
D. Dean:

"Nice hat."

94. Posted by D. Dean | September 25, 2010 7:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 25, 2010 07:03

President Obama presented h... (Below threshold)

95. Posted by sarahconnor2 | September 25, 2010 11:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
sarahconnor2:

President Obama presented his new economic team today...

95. Posted by sarahconnor2 | September 25, 2010 11:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 25, 2010 11:54

"Hey baby, wanna shag?"... (Below threshold)

96. Posted by rodney dill | September 25, 2010 2:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"Hey baby, wanna shag?"

96. Posted by rodney dill | September 25, 2010 2:30 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 25, 2010 14:30

No, I'm not anatomically co... (Below threshold)

97. Posted by The Worm | September 25, 2010 2:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Worm:

No, I'm not anatomically correct, but I've spent the last couple of decades with a hand up my ass.

97. Posted by The Worm | September 25, 2010 2:33 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 25, 2010 14:33

So, since you're dressed in... (Below threshold)

98. Posted by Duke DeLand | September 25, 2010 4:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Duke DeLand:

So, since you're dressed in green I take it you are highly energy-efficient....

98. Posted by Duke DeLand | September 25, 2010 4:26 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 25, 2010 16:26

Good Elmo. You can count t... (Below threshold)

99. Posted by MDr | September 25, 2010 5:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
MDr:

Good Elmo. You can count to two.

99. Posted by MDr | September 25, 2010 5:11 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 25, 2010 17:11

More Father's respond to Ob... (Below threshold)

100. Posted by MDr | September 25, 2010 5:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
MDr:

More Father's respond to Obama's parenting message - Sesame Street ratings soar!

100. Posted by MDr | September 25, 2010 5:15 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 25, 2010 17:15

One of these two is a puppe... (Below threshold)

101. Posted by Rick13 | September 25, 2010 6:05 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Rick13:

One of these two is a puppet designed to influence the minds and behavior of children around the world while generating revenue for its owners.

The other one is Elmo!

101. Posted by Rick13 | September 25, 2010 6:05 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 25, 2010 18:05

Are those real?... (Below threshold)

102. Posted by jrbrown36 | September 26, 2010 1:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jrbrown36:

Are those real?

102. Posted by jrbrown36 | September 26, 2010 1:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 26, 2010 01:35

Whew! I'm glad you said "Co... (Below threshold)

103. Posted by Spike | September 26, 2010 9:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spike:

Whew! I'm glad you said "Conjunction Junction, What's your Function", and not what I thought you said.

103. Posted by Spike | September 26, 2010 9:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 26, 2010 09:35

"..and,Elmo,I chose this ou... (Below threshold)

104. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | September 26, 2010 5:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sir Toby Belch:

"..and,Elmo,I chose this outfit from
the Marv Albert 'Dressing After Hours'
catalogue. He calls it 'Slam Dunk for Funk'
and I think it's Marv-elous!"

104. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | September 26, 2010 5:21 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 26, 2010 17:21

Elmo singing:"If y... (Below threshold)

105. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | September 26, 2010 5:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sir Toby Belch:

Elmo singing:

"If you wish upon a star,
They'll get as big as grapefruits are."

105. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | September 26, 2010 5:50 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 26, 2010 17:50

"So, Princess, if you'll fo... (Below threshold)

106. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | September 26, 2010 5:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sir Toby Belch:

"So, Princess, if you'll follow me over to Oscar's Silicone Shop, we can make your dream come true."

106. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | September 26, 2010 5:54 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 26, 2010 17:54

Update: <... (Below threshold)

107. Posted by Kevin Author Profile Page | September 27, 2010 1:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin Author Profile Page:

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

107. Posted by Kevin Author Profile Page | September 27, 2010 1:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 27, 2010 01:00




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