« Obama: Mr. Unpopular | Main | How the enemy sees the Ground Zero Mosque »

Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin

Published: September 3, 2010 - 7:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


Seven-and-a-half-month old Tanisha Overbeeke smiles while resting on top of a leaf of the Victoria Amazonica at the Rotterdam Blijdorp Zoo September 1, 2010. Children could be photographed on top of the leaf, under the condition that they do not weigh more than 15 kg (33 lbs). The Victoria Amazonica blossoms over two nights producing flowers that are white on the first night, which then turn pinkish-red by the second night. Its leaf could have a diameter of up to two-and-a-half meters. REUTERS/Jerry Lampen


Due to the holiday, winners will be announced Monday night.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

  • Currently 5/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Rating: 5/5 (6 votes cast)

| Linking Blogs | Sphere: Related Content | Digg this! | FARK It!
Filed under: Weekend Caption Contest

AddThis Feed Button

TrackBack

TrackBack URL for this entry:
/cgi-bin/mt-tb.cgi/40008.

Listed below are links to weblogs that reference Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™:

» Support Your Local Gunfighter linked with Weekend Caption Contest

» Wizbang linked with Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

Comments (104)

And he already owes over a ... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by fustian | September 3, 2010 7:24 AM | Score: 12 (18 votes cast)
fustian:

And he already owes over a half mil in taxes.

1. Posted by fustian | September 3, 2010 7:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 12 (18 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 07:24

Racist Tea Party Picture re... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by epador | September 3, 2010 7:24 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
epador:

Racist Tea Party Picture recently uploaded to teapartytracker.org.

2. Posted by epador | September 3, 2010 7:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 07:24

"My pad or yours?"... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by rodney dill | September 3, 2010 7:25 AM | Score: 10 (20 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"My pad or yours?"

3. Posted by rodney dill | September 3, 2010 7:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 10 (20 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 07:25

Housefly that looks like hu... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by D. Dean | September 3, 2010 7:25 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
D. Dean:

Housefly that looks like human baby wanders into Venus Fly Trap. Story at eleven!

4. Posted by D. Dean | September 3, 2010 7:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 07:25

Ecofrends have successfully... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by The Albatross | September 3, 2010 7:30 AM | Score: 2 (8 votes cast)
The Albatross:

Ecofrends have successfully rebalanced nature, by cloning smaller human beings.

5. Posted by The Albatross | September 3, 2010 7:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (8 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 07:30

DRUDGEBREAKING: Parasitic h... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by rodney dill | September 3, 2010 7:30 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
rodney dill:

DRUDGEBREAKING: Parasitic human baby -- Miss Keeto -- inspires Discovery Channel gunman. Developing...

6. Posted by rodney dill | September 3, 2010 7:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (5 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 07:30

Discovery Channel set to de... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 3, 2010 7:31 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Discovery Channel set to debut new show: Human Parasites.

7. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 3, 2010 7:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 07:31

What a cute "parasitic huma... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by fustian | September 3, 2010 7:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

What a cute "parasitic human"!

8. Posted by fustian | September 3, 2010 7:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 07:31

Al Sharpton immediately cal... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by rodney dill | September 3, 2010 7:32 AM | Score: 7 (15 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Al Sharpton immediately called a press conference to disparage this racist picture.

9. Posted by rodney dill | September 3, 2010 7:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 7 (15 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 07:32

Hi Jeff and fustian... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by rodney dill | September 3, 2010 7:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Hi Jeff and fustian

10. Posted by rodney dill | September 3, 2010 7:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 07:33

He already has no past, and... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by fustian | September 3, 2010 7:33 AM | Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
fustian:

He already has no past, and if Obama gets his way, he'll have no future.

11. Posted by fustian | September 3, 2010 7:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (7 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 07:33

Angel Soft discovers enviro... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 3, 2010 7:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Angel Soft discovers environmentally friendly toilet paper.

12. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 3, 2010 7:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 07:39

Even the "Good Idea Fairy" ... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by Rick13 | September 3, 2010 7:39 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Rick13:

Even the "Good Idea Fairy" get a vacation from the White House once in a while.

13. Posted by Rick13 | September 3, 2010 7:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 07:39

Cuter than a bug in a rug.<... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by Maggie Mama | September 3, 2010 7:40 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Maggie Mama:

Cuter than a bug in a rug.

14. Posted by Maggie Mama | September 3, 2010 7:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 07:40

Rodney: All three on the sa... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 3, 2010 7:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Rodney: All three on the same page. Sucks that you beat me to it. :)

15. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 3, 2010 7:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 07:41

Quick, let's tax the crap o... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by fustian | September 3, 2010 7:41 AM | Score: 7 (11 votes cast)
fustian:

Quick, let's tax the crap out of her before she can vote.

16. Posted by fustian | September 3, 2010 7:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 7 (11 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 07:41

ACME Baby Float Kit... <br ... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by rodney dill | September 3, 2010 7:42 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
rodney dill:

ACME Baby Float Kit...
(Root beer not included)

17. Posted by rodney dill | September 3, 2010 7:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 07:42

Thanks to Letterman's recen... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by Maggie Mama | September 3, 2010 7:42 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Maggie Mama:

Thanks to Letterman's recent monologue we know that NYC bed bugs are spreading their wings.

18. Posted by Maggie Mama | September 3, 2010 7:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 07:42

Rodney and Jeff: they say t... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by fustian | September 3, 2010 7:43 AM | Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
fustian:

Rodney and Jeff: they say that great minds think alike.

Apparently the other kind do too!

19. Posted by fustian | September 3, 2010 7:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (7 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 07:43

The democrats adopted a new... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by retired military | September 3, 2010 7:43 AM | Score: 5 (9 votes cast)
retired military:

The democrats adopted a new party mascot after the 2010 elections.

20. Posted by retired military | September 3, 2010 7:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (9 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 07:43

President Obama touted his ... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by retired military | September 3, 2010 7:44 AM | Score: 14 (22 votes cast)
retired military:

President Obama touted his new advisor had triple the experience that he himself had in matters such as economics, world affairs, and job creation.

21. Posted by retired military | September 3, 2010 7:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 14 (22 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 07:44

Biden "Stand on up there yo... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by retired military | September 3, 2010 7:45 AM | Score: 12 (16 votes cast)
retired military:

Biden "Stand on up there young man and take a bow"

22. Posted by retired military | September 3, 2010 7:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 12 (16 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 07:45

New series on PBS: "No Men ... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by fustian | September 3, 2010 7:45 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
fustian:

New series on PBS: "No Men and a Baby".

23. Posted by fustian | September 3, 2010 7:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 07:45

President Obama refused to ... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by retired military | September 3, 2010 7:46 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
retired military:

President Obama refused to be a judge at the baby contest when he found out there was no place for his telemprompter.

24. Posted by retired military | September 3, 2010 7:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (6 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 07:46

Apparently, John Edwards is... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by fustian | September 3, 2010 7:48 AM | Score: 9 (13 votes cast)
fustian:

Apparently, John Edwards is dating again...

25. Posted by fustian | September 3, 2010 7:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 9 (13 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 07:48

Speech balloon above obama'... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by Hawk777 | September 3, 2010 7:48 AM | Score: 1 (7 votes cast)
Hawk777:

Speech balloon above obama's head: "Another filthy human infant born into the land of milk and honey. Wait a minute. She's already funding my nanny state so I better not partial birth abort her".

26. Posted by Hawk777 | September 3, 2010 7:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (7 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 07:48

Obama was overheard to say ... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by retired military | September 3, 2010 7:50 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
retired military:

Obama was overheard to say "Make sure ACORN gets her registered to vote in Nov. We are gonna need it"

27. Posted by retired military | September 3, 2010 7:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 07:50

"Green shoots" finally appe... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by Upset Old Guy | September 3, 2010 7:52 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Upset Old Guy:

"Green shoots" finally appear in the economy with the arrival of the long overdue Tax-Cut Fairy. Although the fairy is quite young the effect of her presence can already be seen in this image.

28. Posted by Upset Old Guy | September 3, 2010 7:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 07:52

The left calls her a "human... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by fustian | September 3, 2010 7:52 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
fustian:

The left calls her a "human parasite". The right calls her "more tea"!

29. Posted by fustian | September 3, 2010 7:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (5 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 07:52

Left: Damn! Another failed ... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 3, 2010 7:55 AM | Score: 3 (9 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Left: Damn! Another failed abortion!

30. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 3, 2010 7:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (9 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 07:55

Add some trees and you have... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by retired military | September 3, 2010 7:55 AM | Score: 2 (8 votes cast)
retired military:

Add some trees and you have Obama's new seal.


(babe in the woods for those that didnt get it)

31. Posted by retired military | September 3, 2010 7:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (8 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 07:55

I was hoping my Prince woul... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by fustian | September 3, 2010 7:56 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
fustian:

I was hoping my Prince would be a little older.

32. Posted by fustian | September 3, 2010 7:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (6 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 07:56

Obama "And we are asking ev... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by retired military | September 3, 2010 7:57 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
retired military:

Obama "And we are asking everyone who has been hit by this recession and are not hearing any new ideas"

33. Posted by retired military | September 3, 2010 7:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 07:57

The Princess' kiss was a bi... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 3, 2010 8:00 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

The Princess' kiss was a bit premature...

34. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 3, 2010 8:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 08:00

Thankfully our government i... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Maggie Mama | September 3, 2010 8:01 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Maggie Mama:

Thankfully our government is on the job: Child Protective Services will be sending out a caseworker to investigate this outrage.

35. Posted by Maggie Mama | September 3, 2010 8:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 08:01

A tiny human baby with wing... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by Dodo David | September 3, 2010 8:02 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Dodo David:

A tiny human baby with wings.
Who knew that Peter Pan and Tinkerbell had a love child?

36. Posted by Dodo David | September 3, 2010 8:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 08:02

...another job created or s... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by rodney dill | September 3, 2010 8:03 AM | Score: 4 (10 votes cast)
rodney dill:

...another job created or saved.

37. Posted by rodney dill | September 3, 2010 8:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (10 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 08:03

Liberal pate'.... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 3, 2010 8:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Liberal pate'.

38. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | September 3, 2010 8:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 08:06

Recession hits Disney hard.... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by Michael Hamm | September 3, 2010 8:06 AM | Score: 11 (17 votes cast)
Michael Hamm:

Recession hits Disney hard. Tinkerbell forced into doing porn for money.

39. Posted by Michael Hamm | September 3, 2010 8:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 11 (17 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 08:06

Star of new summer musical ... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by rodney dill | September 3, 2010 8:07 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Star of new summer musical -- Little Morphing Nanny (state) with special guest star Barack Obama as Daddy SpendMoreBucks.

40. Posted by rodney dill | September 3, 2010 8:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (6 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 08:07

Somewhere a very hung over ... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | September 3, 2010 8:09 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Somewhere a very hung over stork is getting a stern talking to from his supervisor...

41. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | September 3, 2010 8:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 08:09

Democrats prepare for the c... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by BluesHarper | September 3, 2010 8:20 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
BluesHarper:

Democrats prepare for the coming of the unicorn at an early age.

42. Posted by BluesHarper | September 3, 2010 8:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 08:20

Baby: "Screw you... I work ... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by rodney dill | September 3, 2010 8:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Baby: "Screw you... I work for Mel Brooks."

43. Posted by rodney dill | September 3, 2010 8:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 08:25

the TSA placed her on the <... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by rodney dill | September 3, 2010 8:28 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
rodney dill:

the TSA placed her on the NO FLY LIST after discovering a potentially hazardous substance concealed in her diaper.

44. Posted by rodney dill | September 3, 2010 8:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 08:28

the TSA placed her on the <... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by rodney dill | September 3, 2010 8:28 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
rodney dill:

the TSA placed her on the NO FLY LIST after discovering a potentially hazardous substance concealed in her diaper.

45. Posted by rodney dill | September 3, 2010 8:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 08:28

Please remove the second of... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by rodney dill | September 3, 2010 8:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Please remove the second of the duplicate comments (and this one). I got a Movable Type error on the first one and didn't think it was submitted.

46. Posted by rodney dill | September 3, 2010 8:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 08:31

Come right this way, Mr. Po... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by Joe Miller | September 3, 2010 8:40 AM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Joe Miller:

Come right this way, Mr. Polanski.

47. Posted by Joe Miller | September 3, 2010 8:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (7 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 08:40

Why we work to keep America... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by tomg51 | September 3, 2010 8:40 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
tomg51:

Why we work to keep America strong

48. Posted by tomg51 | September 3, 2010 8:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (6 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 08:40

I see Barbara Boxer's recen... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by sarahconnor2 | September 3, 2010 8:46 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
sarahconnor2:

I see Barbara Boxer's recent CAT scan images got leaked to the internet.

49. Posted by sarahconnor2 | September 3, 2010 8:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 08:46

According to the regime lea... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by rbee | September 3, 2010 9:14 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
rbee:

According to the regime leader this would be the "mistake" his daughters need to get rid of....

50. Posted by rbee | September 3, 2010 9:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 09:14

Acorn's newest registered v... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by jennifer | September 3, 2010 9:18 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
jennifer:

Acorn's newest registered voter...

51. Posted by jennifer | September 3, 2010 9:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 09:18

New series on PBS: "No Men ... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by itismedavid | September 3, 2010 9:24 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
itismedavid:

New series on PBS: "No Men and a Baby".

23. Posted by fustian ...


... Hosted by Jennifer Aniston.

52. Posted by itismedavid | September 3, 2010 9:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 09:24

Further evidence that Hugh ... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by SPQR | September 3, 2010 9:25 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
SPQR:

Further evidence that Hugh Hefner has become senile.

53. Posted by SPQR | September 3, 2010 9:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 09:25

Evil, according to Obama... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by DJ Drummond | September 3, 2010 9:32 AM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
DJ Drummond:

Evil, according to Obama.

54. Posted by DJ Drummond | September 3, 2010 9:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (7 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 09:32

Our children on Obama's lif... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by Clancy | September 3, 2010 9:32 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Clancy:

Our children on Obama's lifeboat.

55. Posted by Clancy | September 3, 2010 9:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 09:32

"New York's bed bug problem... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by Faith+1 | September 3, 2010 9:39 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Faith+1:

"New York's bed bug problem grows to massive proportions."

56. Posted by Faith+1 | September 3, 2010 9:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 09:39

The mental maturity level o... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by Faith+1 | September 3, 2010 9:40 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Faith+1:

The mental maturity level of the average liberal.

57. Posted by Faith+1 | September 3, 2010 9:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (6 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 09:40

Andrew Sullivan suspects th... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by Faith+1 | September 3, 2010 9:41 AM | Score: 11 (15 votes cast)
Faith+1:

Andrew Sullivan suspects this baby is really Sarah Palin's.

58. Posted by Faith+1 | September 3, 2010 9:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 11 (15 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 09:41

Already more qualified and ... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by DJ Drummond | September 3, 2010 9:43 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
DJ Drummond:

Already more qualified and competent than any of the Democrats runnning for re-election this fall.

59. Posted by DJ Drummond | September 3, 2010 9:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 7 (7 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 09:43

Dane: "My PR people suggest... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by SPQR | September 3, 2010 10:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SPQR:

Dane: "My PR people suggested that I send you some of my baby pictures."

60. Posted by SPQR | September 3, 2010 10:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 10:06

Dane: "My PR pe... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by DJ Drummond | September 3, 2010 10:10 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
DJ Drummond:
Dane: "My PR people suggested that I send you some of my baby pictures"

... This one's from May of this year.

61. Posted by DJ Drummond | September 3, 2010 10:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 10:10

Anyone got a smoke?... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by bigbugna | September 3, 2010 10:14 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
bigbugna:

Anyone got a smoke?

62. Posted by bigbugna | September 3, 2010 10:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 10:14

Yeah, well, c'est la vie, I... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by SPQR | September 3, 2010 10:15 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
SPQR:

Yeah, well, c'est la vie, I've been posting here for only about 10 days.

63. Posted by SPQR | September 3, 2010 10:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 10:15

Uhm, waiter, "there is a cr... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by howcome | September 3, 2010 10:23 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
howcome:

Uhm, waiter, "there is a cracker in my soup".

64. Posted by howcome | September 3, 2010 10:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 10:23

The Stimulus Fairy has a so... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by Jeff | September 3, 2010 10:36 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Jeff:

The Stimulus Fairy has a soft landing on the lilly pad of lies ...

65. Posted by Jeff | September 3, 2010 10:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 10:36

"Unexpected" find, somethi... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by Maddox | September 3, 2010 10:38 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Maddox:

"Unexpected" find, something good and innocent still resides in America.

66. Posted by Maddox | September 3, 2010 10:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 10:38

Under Obamacare, scientists... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by Shawn | September 3, 2010 10:51 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Shawn:

Under Obamacare, scientists are now allowed to grow children in giant petri dishes to harvest stem cells.

-Shawn

67. Posted by Shawn | September 3, 2010 10:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (6 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 10:51

Nancy Pelosi tries to remak... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by Corky Boyd | September 3, 2010 10:54 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Corky Boyd:

Nancy Pelosi tries to remake he image as a cuddly, harmless infant using full body botox injections.

68. Posted by Corky Boyd | September 3, 2010 10:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 10:54

The initial design for the ... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by retired military | September 3, 2010 11:16 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
retired military:

The initial design for the new Oval Office rug was rejected for being too transparent.

69. Posted by retired military | September 3, 2010 11:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 11:16

Planned parenthood brochure... (Below threshold)

70. Posted by retired military | September 3, 2010 11:19 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
retired military:

Planned parenthood brochure entitled "Prochoice thwarted again"

70. Posted by retired military | September 3, 2010 11:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 11:19

Odd. The DNC says she alre... (Below threshold)

71. Posted by DJ Drummond | September 3, 2010 11:37 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
DJ Drummond:

Odd. The DNC says she already voted in the last six elections!

71. Posted by DJ Drummond | September 3, 2010 11:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 11:37

#71 @ 11:37AM - "Odd. The D... (Below threshold)

72. Posted by SPQR | September 3, 2010 12:01 PM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
SPQR:

#71 @ 11:37AM - "Odd. The DNC says she already voted in the last six elections!" - DJ Drummond


Upon reflection, 27 other people had too much self respect to use that trite one-liner, and, in their embarrassment, 29 other people had Wiz Bang remove it after they posted it. :)

72. Posted by SPQR | September 3, 2010 12:01 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 12:01

Obama's white half.... (Below threshold)

73. Posted by twolaneflash | September 3, 2010 12:26 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
twolaneflash:

Obama's white half.

73. Posted by twolaneflash | September 3, 2010 12:26 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 12:26

"Picture of Helen Thomas" -... (Below threshold)

74. Posted by nehemiah | September 3, 2010 1:20 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
nehemiah:

"Picture of Helen Thomas" -- except she confused the deal and accepted the reverse from Dorian Gray.

74. Posted by nehemiah | September 3, 2010 1:20 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 13:20

"Pollution" - James Jay ... (Below threshold)

75. Posted by proof | September 3, 2010 1:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
proof:

"Pollution" - James Jay Lee

75. Posted by proof | September 3, 2010 1:37 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 13:37

SPQR, I think you took offe... (Below threshold)

76. Posted by DJ Drummond | September 3, 2010 1:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DJ Drummond:

SPQR, I think you took offense at my remark in comment 61. I meant that the picture was from earlier this year, not the comment.

Does that help?

76. Posted by DJ Drummond | September 3, 2010 1:52 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 13:52

Future Democrat Voter Under... (Below threshold)

77. Posted by Tsar Nicholas II | September 3, 2010 1:53 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Tsar Nicholas II:

Future Democrat Voter Undergoes Anti-Reality Therapy,
she believes in unicorns and she demands government handouts even before she's able to speak or walk

77. Posted by Tsar Nicholas II | September 3, 2010 1:53 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 13:53

Great, now I'm double-posti... (Below threshold)

78. Posted by DJ Drummond | September 3, 2010 1:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DJ Drummond:

Great, now I'm double-posting.

Where's that #$&@ 'reset' switch? I need a do-over for today!

78. Posted by DJ Drummond | September 3, 2010 1:54 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 13:54

The world was shocked today... (Below threshold)

79. Posted by jbw | September 3, 2010 1:57 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
jbw:

The world was shocked today when Kermit the Frog announced he had an illegtimate child with Rielle Hunter.

79. Posted by jbw | September 3, 2010 1:57 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 13:57

No problem, DJ. I was more ... (Below threshold)

80. Posted by SPQR | September 3, 2010 2:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SPQR:

No problem, DJ. I was more puzzled than offended.

80. Posted by SPQR | September 3, 2010 2:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 14:07

Hey SPQR, you know I only u... (Below threshold)

81. Posted by DJ Drummond | September 3, 2010 2:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DJ Drummond:

Hey SPQR, you know I only use live rounds on the trolls!

;>

81. Posted by DJ Drummond | September 3, 2010 2:14 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 14:14

Barely do-able.. Well, acco... (Below threshold)

82. Posted by 914 | September 3, 2010 2:56 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
914:

Barely do-able.. Well, according to some religions.

82. Posted by 914 | September 3, 2010 2:56 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 14:56

Cracker baby cant jump!... (Below threshold)

83. Posted by 914 | September 3, 2010 3:00 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
914:

Cracker baby cant jump!

83. Posted by 914 | September 3, 2010 3:00 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 15:00

Did you say "Venus Flytrap"... (Below threshold)

84. Posted by Ken in Camarillo | September 3, 2010 3:59 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Ken in Camarillo:

Did you say "Venus Flytrap"?

84. Posted by Ken in Camarillo | September 3, 2010 3:59 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 15:59

Odd. The DNC says ... (Below threshold)

85. Posted by rodney dill | September 3, 2010 5:13 PM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
rodney dill:
Odd. The DNC says she already voted in the last six elections!
...and in 57 different states

85. Posted by rodney dill | September 3, 2010 5:13 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 7 (7 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 17:13

If you truly hate someone, ... (Below threshold)

86. Posted by hyperbolist | September 3, 2010 5:29 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
hyperbolist:

If you truly hate someone, buy them an Anne Geddes calendar. It's like saying "Fuck you!" with babies in creepy costumes.

86. Posted by hyperbolist | September 3, 2010 5:29 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 17:29

San Diego zoo showcases one... (Below threshold)

87. Posted by Faith+1 | September 3, 2010 6:55 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Faith+1:

San Diego zoo showcases one ugly ass tadpole.

87. Posted by Faith+1 | September 3, 2010 6:55 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 18:55

Sharia bride! ... (Below threshold)

88. Posted by jbinnout | September 3, 2010 6:56 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
jbinnout:

Sharia bride!

88. Posted by jbinnout | September 3, 2010 6:56 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 18:56

Christina Romer poses for h... (Below threshold)

89. Posted by Colorado Right Author Profile Page | September 3, 2010 7:34 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Colorado Right Author Profile Page:

Christina Romer poses for her "last day destroying the economy" photo to encourage the staff

89. Posted by Colorado Right Author Profile Page | September 3, 2010 7:34 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 19:34

WRIGHT BROTHERS' FIRST MODE... (Below threshold)

90. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | September 3, 2010 9:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sir Toby Belch:

WRIGHT BROTHERS' FIRST MODEL.

90. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | September 3, 2010 9:53 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 21:53

Near-empty appetizer platte... (Below threshold)

91. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | September 3, 2010 10:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sir Toby Belch:

Near-empty appetizer platter at a Pelosi
fundraiser.

91. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | September 3, 2010 10:03 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 22:03

Voted "Best Pin-up of the Y... (Below threshold)

92. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | September 3, 2010 10:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sir Toby Belch:

Voted "Best Pin-up of the Year" by Nude Neonates magazine.

92. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | September 3, 2010 10:11 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 22:11

.....and we switch now to o... (Below threshold)

93. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | September 3, 2010 10:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sir Toby Belch:

.....and we switch now to our reporter, Daphne
Sylph, on the pad in Frog Bog to flesh out the guppy rebellion for us.....

93. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | September 3, 2010 10:22 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 3, 2010 22:22

Just in time to save the el... (Below threshold)

94. Posted by Weegie | September 4, 2010 12:59 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Weegie:

Just in time to save the election for the Democrats, the Recovery Summer Fairy is born and will magically make Keynesian economics work.

Unfortunately, this is actually Obama's full economic plan.

94. Posted by Weegie | September 4, 2010 12:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 4, 2010 00:59

I told you I was a prince. ... (Below threshold)

95. Posted by richard diamond | September 4, 2010 3:13 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
richard diamond:

I told you I was a prince. All you have to do is wait for me to grow up.

95. Posted by richard diamond | September 4, 2010 3:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 4, 2010 03:13

Peter Pan and Tinkerbell's ... (Below threshold)

96. Posted by Faith+1 | September 4, 2010 3:25 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Faith+1:

Peter Pan and Tinkerbell's bastard child.

96. Posted by Faith+1 | September 4, 2010 3:25 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 4, 2010 15:25

Will some Prince please kis... (Below threshold)

97. Posted by clearmind | September 4, 2010 4:42 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
clearmind:

Will some Prince please kiss me. I wanted to be a frog!

97. Posted by clearmind | September 4, 2010 4:42 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on September 4, 2010 16:42

Former Wizbang poster Lee W... (Below threshold)

98. Posted by retired military | September 4, 2010 6:01 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
retired military:

Former Wizbang poster Lee Ward puts in a special appearance.

98. Posted by retired military | September 4, 2010 6:01 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 4, 2010 18:01

I humored her when she went... (Below threshold)

99. Posted by SPQR | September 4, 2010 8:28 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
SPQR:

I humored her when she went for the bow, and even for the fairy wings schtick.

But on a lily pad, too???

Oy vey, won't ssomebody please save me from my weird, liberal mommy?

99. Posted by SPQR | September 4, 2010 8:28 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 4, 2010 20:28

Ribbit. Ribbit. It didn't q... (Below threshold)

100. Posted by SPQR | September 5, 2010 6:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SPQR:

Ribbit. Ribbit. It didn't quite take. Kiss me again, and this time put some tongue into it.

100. Posted by SPQR | September 5, 2010 6:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 5, 2010 06:51

Seeing filthy, parasitic hu... (Below threshold)

101. Posted by BadIdeaGuy | September 5, 2010 10:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
BadIdeaGuy:

Seeing filthy, parasitic human children on large lily pads displacing giant froggies was just too much for James Lee, so he did what any far-left progressive would do and brought guns and bombs to a tv station demanding "change".

101. Posted by BadIdeaGuy | September 5, 2010 10:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 5, 2010 10:24

This just in-National Enqui... (Below threshold)

102. Posted by sarahconnor2 | September 5, 2010 9:05 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
sarahconnor2:

This just in-National Enquirer releases exclusive photo of Al Gore's inner Chakra.

102. Posted by sarahconnor2 | September 5, 2010 9:05 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on September 5, 2010 21:05

Job's reveals the initial c... (Below threshold)

103. Posted by rodney dill | September 6, 2010 12:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Job's reveals the initial concept for the iPad.

103. Posted by rodney dill | September 6, 2010 12:43 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 6, 2010 12:43

Update: <... (Below threshold)

104. Posted by Kevin Author Profile Page | September 7, 2010 1:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin Author Profile Page:

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

104. Posted by Kevin Author Profile Page | September 7, 2010 1:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on September 7, 2010 01:31




Advertisements









rightads.gif

beltwaybloggers.gif

insiderslogo.jpg

mba_blue.gif

Search


Follow Wizbang

Follow Wizbang on FacebookFollow Wizbang on TwitterSubscribe to Wizbang feedWizbang Mobile

Contact

Send e-mail tips to us:

tips@wizbangblog.com

Subscribe Via E-Mail

Get Wizbang in your inbox by submitting your email address below.

Get notified by post
Get daily summaries

Fresh Links

The Wizbang® Network

Credits

Section Editor: Maggie Whitton

Editors: Jay Tea, Lorie Byrd, Kim Priestap, DJ Drummond, Michael Laprarie, Baron Von Ottomatic, Shawn Mallow, Rick, Dan Karipides, Michael Avitablile, Charlie Quidnunc, Steve Schippert

Emeritus: Paul, Mary Katherine Ham, Jim Addison, Alexander K. McClure, Cassy Fiano, Bill Jempty, John Stansbury, Rob Port

In Memorium: HughS

All original content copyright © 2003-2010 by Wizbang®, LLC. All rights reserved. Wizbang® is a registered service mark.

Powered by Movable Type Pro 4.361

Hosting by ServInt

Ratings on this site are powered by the Ajax Ratings Pro plugin for Movable Type.

Search on this site is powered by the FastSearch plugin for Movable Type.

Blogrolls on this site are powered by the MT-Blogroll.

Temporary site design is based on Cutline and Cutline for MT. Graphics by Apothegm Designs.

Author Login



Terms Of Service

DCMA Compliance Notice

Privacy Policy