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Comments (94)
"Senator Schumer... how do ... (Below threshold)1. Posted by rodney dill | August 6, 2010 7:30 AM | Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
"Senator Schumer... how do you propose to stop Wikileaks?"
"Eh... Depends... but that's not important now."
1. Posted by rodney dill | August 6, 2010 7:30 AM |
Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
Posted on August 6, 2010 07:30
2. Posted by rodney dill | August 6, 2010 7:33 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The decorum of the Kagan vote to SCOTUS was only slightly marred as Schumer insisted on saying "POP... goes the weasel." for each vote Kagan received.
2. Posted by rodney dill | August 6, 2010 7:33 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 6, 2010 07:33
3. Posted by rodney dill | August 6, 2010 7:34 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
"Schumer? I don't even know her."
3. Posted by rodney dill | August 6, 2010 7:34 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on August 6, 2010 07:34
4. Posted by Buckhunter | August 6, 2010 7:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The New York Times reports the Twin Towers have been rebuilt after almost nine years...
4. Posted by Buckhunter | August 6, 2010 7:35 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 6, 2010 07:35
5. Posted by rodney dill | August 6, 2010 7:35 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
After a technical failure Schumer assumes duties as the manual TOTUS.
5. Posted by rodney dill | August 6, 2010 7:35 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on August 6, 2010 07:35
6. Posted by Rick13 | August 6, 2010 7:38 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Senator Schumer tries to play down the Wiki leaks damage by exclaiming "Nobody reads the New York Times anyway!".
6. Posted by Rick13 | August 6, 2010 7:38 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on August 6, 2010 07:38
7. Posted by JPO | August 6, 2010 7:38 AM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
This, ladies and gentlemen, is a newspaper. Once upon a time these were a vital and important source for obtaining the most current news and information.
7. Posted by JPO | August 6, 2010 7:38 AM |
Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Posted on August 6, 2010 07:38
8. Posted by JPO | August 6, 2010 7:39 AM | Score: 16 (18 votes cast)
Sen. Schumer displays the latest release from the Democratic PR department.
8. Posted by JPO | August 6, 2010 7:39 AM |
Score: 16 (18 votes cast)
Posted on August 6, 2010 07:39
9. Posted by JPO | August 6, 2010 7:42 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
With newspaper readership in drastic decline, Sen. Schumer introduces a bill to place the newspaper on the endangered species list, thus ensuring his favorite propaganda tool will not forever disappear.
9. Posted by JPO | August 6, 2010 7:42 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 6, 2010 07:42
10. Posted by Upset Old Guy | August 6, 2010 7:45 AM | Score: 8 (12 votes cast)
Schumer: "With this legislation, journalists who print this type of material will face imprisonment and financial ruin."
Reporter: "Does your bill also seek to penalize the leakers?"
Schumer: "I don't see any need to unfairly stigmatize members of my staff."
10. Posted by Upset Old Guy | August 6, 2010 7:45 AM |
Score: 8 (12 votes cast)
Posted on August 6, 2010 07:45
11. Posted by Maggie Mama | August 6, 2010 7:46 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Senator Shumer wants to know why the story detailing his recent comments is below the fold.
11. Posted by Maggie Mama | August 6, 2010 7:46 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on August 6, 2010 07:46
12. Posted by Maggie Mama | August 6, 2010 7:47 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Proof that the only people who read The New York Times live in Washington, D.C.
12. Posted by Maggie Mama | August 6, 2010 7:47 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on August 6, 2010 07:47
13. Posted by Oyster | August 6, 2010 7:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'm selling this newspaper for $1. No, not just this paper - the whole business.
13. Posted by Oyster | August 6, 2010 7:52 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 6, 2010 07:52
14. Posted by CDR M | August 6, 2010 7:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Can someone tell me how to find the crossword puzzle in this newspaper so I can look busy while we pretend to discuss and analyze bills prior to enacting them into law?
14. Posted by CDR M | August 6, 2010 7:55 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 6, 2010 07:55
15. Posted by rodney dill | August 6, 2010 7:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Black and white and .... I don't get it, this isn't red anywhere..."
15. Posted by rodney dill | August 6, 2010 7:56 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 6, 2010 07:56
16. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | August 6, 2010 8:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Bueller... Bueller... Bueller..."
16. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | August 6, 2010 8:24 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 6, 2010 08:24
17. Posted by chsw | August 6, 2010 8:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sen. Schumer realizes that he has caught hiding porn behind the newspaper.
chsw
17. Posted by chsw | August 6, 2010 8:41 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 6, 2010 08:41
18. Posted by chsw | August 6, 2010 8:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sen. Schumer realizes that he has been caught hiding porn behind the newspaper.
chsw
18. Posted by chsw | August 6, 2010 8:42 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 6, 2010 08:42
19. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | August 6, 2010 9:00 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Chuckles: "Unlike government agencies like the SEC, which should not be questioned--"
Tea Party: "Because FOIA releases from the SEC would show how corrupt and feckless the Senators and Congresscritters have been and their part in causing the economic crash?!?"
Chuckles: "No! The topic is Wikileaks, whose leaks are criminal in that they--"
Tea Party: "Embarrassed the majority party and the President?!?"
Chuckles: "Security? Can we get the gallery cleared?"
19. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | August 6, 2010 9:00 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 6, 2010 09:00
20. Posted by fustian | August 6, 2010 9:06 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Because, dammit, we prefer our treason coming from one of our own.
20. Posted by fustian | August 6, 2010 9:06 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on August 6, 2010 09:06
21. Posted by fustian | August 6, 2010 9:08 AM | Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
Without proper shield laws the NYT may lose its ability to launch devastating attacks against Republicans!
21. Posted by fustian | August 6, 2010 9:08 AM |
Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
Posted on August 6, 2010 09:08
22. Posted by fustian | August 6, 2010 9:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Because it's not nearly as much fun speaking truth to power from behind bars...
22. Posted by fustian | August 6, 2010 9:09 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 6, 2010 09:09
23. Posted by Ernie | August 6, 2010 9:09 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
I may not know what I'm talking about, but holding this paper makes it look like I know what I am talking about.
23. Posted by Ernie | August 6, 2010 9:09 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 6, 2010 09:09
24. Posted by fustian | August 6, 2010 9:09 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Of course, journalists will not be protected if they foolishly attack democrats!
24. Posted by fustian | August 6, 2010 9:09 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 6, 2010 09:09
25. Posted by retired military | August 6, 2010 9:12 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Senator - why can the NY Times publish top secret information but not wikileaks?"
Schumer - "You dont go publishing leaks under a democratic administraiton unless they give the okay"
25. Posted by retired military | August 6, 2010 9:12 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 6, 2010 09:12
26. Posted by fustian | August 6, 2010 9:13 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Of course the NYT, Newsweek, MSNBC, Daily Kos...these are all legitimate news sources. You can be certain that extreme right-wing hate sources like Fox, Rush Limbaugh, and Wizbang would not be protected by the shield law.
26. Posted by fustian | August 6, 2010 9:13 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 6, 2010 09:13
27. Posted by retired military | August 6, 2010 9:14 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Schumer - "and if anyone knows about the appropriate timing of leaking classified information it is me"
27. Posted by retired military | August 6, 2010 9:14 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 6, 2010 09:14
28. Posted by retired military | August 6, 2010 9:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Schumer "I am not an expert on national security but I did stay at a Holiday Inn express last night"
28. Posted by retired military | August 6, 2010 9:14 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 6, 2010 09:14
29. Posted by fustian | August 6, 2010 9:14 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
It's cute when Schumer tries to convince us he can read.
29. Posted by fustian | August 6, 2010 9:14 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 6, 2010 09:14
30. Posted by MunDane68 | August 6, 2010 9:17 AM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
"...And that's not all, if you order today, we will send you your own Julian Assange signed body bag in addition to the Sunday Edition!"
30. Posted by MunDane68 | August 6, 2010 9:17 AM |
Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Posted on August 6, 2010 09:17
31. Posted by fustian | August 6, 2010 9:18 AM | Score: 8 (10 votes cast)
They're trying to tell us that gays have a Constitutional right to marry, that we are not allowed to control our borders, and that we will be forcibly required to buy health insurance.
Hey, let's just legalize treason.
Why the hell not?
31. Posted by fustian | August 6, 2010 9:18 AM |
Score: 8 (10 votes cast)
Posted on August 6, 2010 09:18
32. Posted by retired military | August 6, 2010 9:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Schumer "If you look at the picture closely gentlmen you can see that the lady in question was not looking out the same hotel room door that I was but merely came up the hall behind me."
32. Posted by retired military | August 6, 2010 9:19 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 6, 2010 09:19
33. Posted by jim2 | August 6, 2010 9:22 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"See! See! They finally quoted me using 'scintilla.' It's about time! I've been using it for months, ever since I learned it actually was not what the brothel madam called the head Hun."
33. Posted by jim2 | August 6, 2010 9:22 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 6, 2010 09:22
34. Posted by rodney dill | August 6, 2010 9:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Meh."
34. Posted by rodney dill | August 6, 2010 9:36 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 6, 2010 09:36
35. Posted by Gmac | August 6, 2010 9:41 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Chuckie does what he knows best to do, protect the guilty.
35. Posted by Gmac | August 6, 2010 9:41 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on August 6, 2010 09:41
36. Posted by DJ Drummond | August 6, 2010 9:46 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
"I'd like to introduce my legal counsel and chief character witness
...
why is everyone laughing?"
36. Posted by DJ Drummond | August 6, 2010 9:46 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on August 6, 2010 09:46
37. Posted by recovered liberal democrat | August 6, 2010 9:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"This is the ONLY Constitution we need," says Schmucky Schumer,"the living breathing New York Slimes".
37. Posted by recovered liberal democrat | August 6, 2010 9:48 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 6, 2010 09:48
38. Posted by P. Bunyan | August 6, 2010 10:02 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
There were a few moments of awkward silence at the press conference when a fly flew past Senator Schumer and the senator rapidly flipped out his tongue, caught it, and ate it.
38. Posted by P. Bunyan | August 6, 2010 10:02 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on August 6, 2010 10:02
39. Posted by Pretzel Logic | August 6, 2010 10:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A leak and a Leaker.
39. Posted by Pretzel Logic | August 6, 2010 10:06 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 6, 2010 10:06
40. Posted by just bob | August 6, 2010 10:10 AM | Score: 9 (11 votes cast)
Watch closely and I will show you how to wrap a fish,line your bird cage and train a puppy.
40. Posted by just bob | August 6, 2010 10:10 AM |
Score: 9 (11 votes cast)
Posted on August 6, 2010 10:10
41. Posted by JAT0 | August 6, 2010 10:21 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I'm shocked, shocked I tell you - why is the NYT NOT using our exact talking points that we sent out via our propaganda journalist?
41. Posted by JAT0 | August 6, 2010 10:21 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 6, 2010 10:21
42. Posted by 914 | August 6, 2010 10:31 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Lame Schmuck!!
42. Posted by 914 | August 6, 2010 10:31 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 6, 2010 10:31
43. Posted by Sabba Hillel
| August 6, 2010 10:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Remember, it is not shielded unless it it something we like.
43. Posted by Sabba Hillel
| August 6, 2010 10:40 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 6, 2010 10:40
44. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 6, 2010 10:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
We strongly believe that journalistic treason should be limited to the New York Times and/or the Washington Post.
44. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 6, 2010 10:43 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 6, 2010 10:43
45. Posted by sarahconnor2 | August 6, 2010 10:46 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
One is a mindless object that promotes treason and leftwing propaganda. The other is a newspaper.
45. Posted by sarahconnor2 | August 6, 2010 10:46 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 6, 2010 10:46
46. Posted by retired military | August 6, 2010 10:56 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Sen Schumer briefs the press "... and we want this picture centered under the headline for maximum effect. And if you want an interview with Obama this year then ensure you use the phrase "viscous republican attacks" in the first paragraph"
46. Posted by retired military | August 6, 2010 10:56 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 6, 2010 10:56
47. Posted by BluesHarper | August 6, 2010 11:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Speaking of leaks, I hear lining our cages with this is cheaper than Bounty.
47. Posted by BluesHarper | August 6, 2010 11:02 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 6, 2010 11:02
48. Posted by rich | August 6, 2010 11:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I am telling you people that I win! See...Paper covers rock! Thats how we get things done around here.
48. Posted by rich | August 6, 2010 11:02 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 6, 2010 11:02
49. Posted by jbw | August 6, 2010 11:18 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Senator Schumer attempted to persuade seniors the new "Water Bottle Vision Enhancement" for seniors would work as well as normal reading glasses under the Obama medicare plans.
49. Posted by jbw | August 6, 2010 11:18 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 6, 2010 11:18
50. Posted by GarandFan | August 6, 2010 11:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'm sorry, did you say something in response to my question?
50. Posted by GarandFan | August 6, 2010 11:24 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 6, 2010 11:24
51. Posted by teh wind | August 6, 2010 11:43 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"I ask you again, Mr. Sulzberger, why am I not on the front page of today's issue of your newspaper? I remind you, you're under oath."
51. Posted by teh wind | August 6, 2010 11:43 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 6, 2010 11:43
52. Posted by Faith+1 | August 6, 2010 11:48 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Both the newspaper and the Senator are?:
A) relics of the past of items with outdated ideas
B)crybabies lamenting their loss of power
C) wrinkled old media whores
D) leave inky stains on your fingers if you touch them
E) all the above with other comparisons too numerous to write
52. Posted by Faith+1 | August 6, 2010 11:48 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 6, 2010 11:48
53. Posted by Roy | August 6, 2010 11:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yo, Nancy! Can I get a little more coffee ovah heyah?
53. Posted by Roy | August 6, 2010 11:53 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 6, 2010 11:53
54. Posted by BluesHarper | August 6, 2010 11:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'm told Pelosi uses this to sop up leaks.
54. Posted by BluesHarper | August 6, 2010 11:54 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 6, 2010 11:54
55. Posted by Jeff | August 6, 2010 12:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
So can you explain to me why my picture wasn't featured above the fold ?
55. Posted by Jeff | August 6, 2010 12:24 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 6, 2010 12:24
56. Posted by rbee | August 6, 2010 12:38 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"As a friendly reminder to the minions @msnbc,cnn,cbs,nbc,abc this is your show prep,no sodoku until the regime approves todays talking points, period full stop"
56. Posted by rbee | August 6, 2010 12:38 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 6, 2010 12:38
57. Posted by rodney dill | August 6, 2010 12:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chuck: "The NYT is now available in English for our constituents, in Spanish for our new immigrant friends, and in monosyllabic words for us."
57. Posted by rodney dill | August 6, 2010 12:44 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 6, 2010 12:44
58. Posted by 914 | August 6, 2010 1:05 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
"If your all thru leaking it's time to change your depend's Chucky!!"
58. Posted by 914 | August 6, 2010 1:05 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 6, 2010 13:05
59. Posted by Stephen Macklin | August 6, 2010 1:05 PM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
I have been through this entire paper and there is only one story that mentions me. This is UNACCEPTABLE.
59. Posted by Stephen Macklin | August 6, 2010 1:05 PM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on August 6, 2010 13:05
60. Posted by clearmind | August 6, 2010 1:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chucky is disturbed by the bald head that is getting more attention than him. Hey, who let the cameras into my hearing, anyway.
60. Posted by clearmind | August 6, 2010 1:20 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 6, 2010 13:20
61. Posted by Dodo David | August 6, 2010 1:53 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Schumer: "How dare newspapers harm our national security by publishing classified information! Don't they know that a Democrat now occupies the Oval Office?"
61. Posted by Dodo David | August 6, 2010 1:53 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 6, 2010 13:53
62. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 6, 2010 2:13 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Sen. Schumer passes the 'ruling class' checklist with flying colors.
1. Pompous ass - check
2. Looking down nose - check
3. Imperious - check
4. Condescending - check
5. Bloviating - check
6. One standard for him and another for the rest of us - check
7. $2,000 taxpayer funded suit - check
8. $100 haircut - check
9. Metrosexual manicure
10. Lies through teeth - check
62. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | August 6, 2010 2:13 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 6, 2010 14:13
63. Posted by dfbaskwill | August 6, 2010 2:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
We bought this Newsweek thing for $1 and we'll resell it for $5 in a few years and exempt ourselves from the taxes!
63. Posted by dfbaskwill | August 6, 2010 2:14 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 6, 2010 14:14
64. Posted by proof | August 6, 2010 2:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I will lower the newspaper when Miss Lewinsky is finished, not before!
64. Posted by proof | August 6, 2010 2:14 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 6, 2010 14:14
65. Posted by proof | August 6, 2010 2:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chuck Schumer tries to block some of the reflection from Henry Waxman's head.
65. Posted by proof | August 6, 2010 2:16 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 6, 2010 14:16
66. Posted by Dodo David | August 6, 2010 2:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Schumer: "Ladies and Gentlemen, I assure you that my Democrat colleagues and I are working hard to change this situation pertaining to WikiLeaks. Before the upcoming November elections, we will find a way to pin the blame on the Republicans."
66. Posted by Dodo David | August 6, 2010 2:17 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 6, 2010 14:17
67. Posted by Bill Fabrizio | August 6, 2010 2:24 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
F**k! No I'm not making it up, I found the name of every Democrat in Congress in today's OBIT section!
67. Posted by Bill Fabrizio | August 6, 2010 2:24 PM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 6, 2010 14:24
68. Posted by Dodo David | August 6, 2010 2:26 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Unfortunately for Schumer, the light reflected of the chrome dome prevented people from seeing what the Senator was showing.
68. Posted by Dodo David | August 6, 2010 2:26 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 6, 2010 14:26
69. Posted by SShiell | August 6, 2010 2:31 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
I have to take exception to this headline that reads "Schumer is a Dick!"
69. Posted by SShiell | August 6, 2010 2:31 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on August 6, 2010 14:31
70. Posted by Dodo David | August 6, 2010 2:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Does anyone besides me have the sudden urge to play billiards?
70. Posted by Dodo David | August 6, 2010 2:47 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 6, 2010 14:47
71. Posted by Allium | August 6, 2010 2:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Then in the next window Blondie catches Oba.., I mean Dagwood, napping.
71. Posted by Allium | August 6, 2010 2:53 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 6, 2010 14:53
72. Posted by Maggie Mama | August 6, 2010 2:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It's come to my attention that Sharron Angle has blamed Senator Reid for some coked-up monkeys. Although I am eager to assume his position of power when he is defeated, I must say I don't think the Senator really meant to get the monkeys high but rather just spur the economy with research dollars and that this never would have happened if Harry had had the time to read the Stimulus Bill.
72. Posted by Maggie Mama | August 6, 2010 2:59 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 6, 2010 14:59
73. Posted by MjM | August 6, 2010 3:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Read the bill? But I wanna finish this Style section.
73. Posted by MjM | August 6, 2010 3:25 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 6, 2010 15:25
74. Posted by Neo | August 6, 2010 3:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Don't get me wrong .. it says here that I'm a nice guy
74. Posted by Neo | August 6, 2010 3:40 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 6, 2010 15:40
75. Posted by retired military | August 6, 2010 5:31 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Sen Schumer lost his train of thought when VP Biden sitting behind him stated aloud "Hold it up higher Chuck, I cant quite see all of Ms July"
75. Posted by retired military | August 6, 2010 5:31 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on August 6, 2010 17:31
76. Posted by 914 | August 6, 2010 7:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey Chucky' "When are the New York Slime's going to release the sensitive part's of the bill so you asshat's can vote on it?"
76. Posted by 914 | August 6, 2010 7:24 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 6, 2010 19:24
77. Posted by Dana | August 6, 2010 8:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And here is another example of something I don't read in addition to the legislation I pass.
77. Posted by Dana | August 6, 2010 8:49 PM |
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Posted on August 6, 2010 20:49
78. Posted by rich K | August 7, 2010 2:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I got Nuthin.
78. Posted by rich K | August 7, 2010 2:49 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on August 7, 2010 02:49
79. Posted by eaglewingz08 | August 7, 2010 8:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sir, you see all those photos on this page, and I ask you, WHERE IS MINE? You don't seem to know who I am! I worked good and hard to get the name Senator and you refused to put my photo in. Have you no shame!
79. Posted by eaglewingz08 | August 7, 2010 8:38 AM |
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Posted on August 7, 2010 08:38
80. Posted by Spike | August 7, 2010 9:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I wish that something.....anything, funny could be said about me.
80. Posted by Spike | August 7, 2010 9:42 AM |
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Posted on August 7, 2010 09:42
81. Posted by Spike | August 7, 2010 9:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"That's funny; IndyMac was listed in the Stock Listings just two years ago. Now I can't find it anywhere."
81. Posted by Spike | August 7, 2010 9:45 AM |
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Posted on August 7, 2010 09:45
82. Posted by Spike | August 7, 2010 9:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I am kept informed by an increasingly irrelevant form of media that is increasingly sycophantic of an increasingly incompetent President."
82. Posted by Spike | August 7, 2010 9:48 AM |
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Posted on August 7, 2010 09:48
83. Posted by RadiCalMan | August 7, 2010 3:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
My true goal in life is to be on the front page of the New York Times everyday, even if it is below the fold.
83. Posted by RadiCalMan | August 7, 2010 3:00 PM |
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Posted on August 7, 2010 15:00
84. Posted by sputum | August 7, 2010 4:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This is conclusive proof that the Republicans wish to thrust a dagger through the President's heart.
84. Posted by sputum | August 7, 2010 4:21 PM |
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Posted on August 7, 2010 16:21
85. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | August 7, 2010 4:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey Page! I'll have the lox schmear on a raisin
bagel and a chocolate egg cream. If you're
quick....there's a nickel in it for YOU!
85. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | August 7, 2010 4:48 PM |
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Posted on August 7, 2010 16:48
86. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | August 7, 2010 4:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Let's see, a seven letter word for 'CREEP'....
begins with S...ends in R...third letter H...
Tough damned puzzle today!"
86. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | August 7, 2010 4:59 PM |
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Posted on August 7, 2010 16:59
87. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | August 7, 2010 5:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I have here a bust of the one, true prophet,
Mohammed. If I'm not assured that Cap/Trade
passes, the "old gray lady" hits the desktop!
87. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | August 7, 2010 5:10 PM |
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Posted on August 7, 2010 17:10
88. Posted by 914 | August 7, 2010 8:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama Sucks!!!
88. Posted by 914 | August 7, 2010 8:56 PM |
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Posted on August 7, 2010 20:56
89. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | August 8, 2010 8:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I didn't get a harumph from that guy."
89. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | August 8, 2010 8:29 AM |
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Posted on August 8, 2010 08:29
90. Posted by Mark | August 8, 2010 3:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I fully support the Milwaukee teachers union in the demand for Viagra to be included in their health care benefits
90. Posted by Mark | August 8, 2010 3:37 PM |
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Posted on August 8, 2010 15:37
91. Posted by 914 | August 8, 2010 4:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Another blowhard liberal obfuscating responsibility and affixing blame to some phantom nemesis.
91. Posted by 914 | August 8, 2010 4:51 PM |
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Posted on August 8, 2010 16:51
92. Posted by clear mind | August 8, 2010 6:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What the hell! I come all the way from Yonkers to have my picture taken with the Senator and all I get are 2 bottles of water and a picture of my bald head?
92. Posted by clear mind | August 8, 2010 6:42 PM |
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Posted on August 8, 2010 18:42
93. Posted by fustian | August 9, 2010 1:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Senator attends another Cue Balls For Schumer rally.
93. Posted by fustian | August 9, 2010 1:16 AM |
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Posted on August 9, 2010 01:16
94. Posted by Kevin
| August 9, 2010 1:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
94. Posted by Kevin
| August 9, 2010 1:25 AM |
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Posted on August 9, 2010 01:25