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Comments (123)
"Mr. President the BP Oil L... (Below threshold)1. Posted by rodney dill | May 28, 2010 7:18 AM | Score: 19 (19 votes cast)
"Mr. President the BP Oil Leak has not been plugged, people are concerned about North Korea, and worried about the economy, what are you going to do?"
"I'm going to Disney World."
1. Posted by rodney dill | May 28, 2010 7:18 AM |
Score: 19 (19 votes cast)
Posted on May 28, 2010 07:18
2. Posted by Maggie Gara | May 28, 2010 7:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"You'll see, girls, it will be great to get away from the hole, uhm, from the White House for a few days."
2. Posted by Maggie Gara | May 28, 2010 7:21 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 28, 2010 07:21
3. Posted by retired military | May 28, 2010 7:23 AM | Score: 5 (9 votes cast)
"Mommy, did Daddy plug the hole"
"Yes he did sweetty, that is why he slept on the couch last night"
3. Posted by retired military | May 28, 2010 7:23 AM |
Score: 5 (9 votes cast)
Posted on May 28, 2010 07:23
4. Posted by P. Bunyan | May 28, 2010 7:23 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Barack: "Hurry up we've got to get on the plane for Chicago before..."(looks over shoulder) "oh, never mind..."
4. Posted by P. Bunyan | May 28, 2010 7:23 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on May 28, 2010 07:23
5. Posted by Maggie Gara | May 28, 2010 7:23 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Obama, thinking: {Geez, if I'm not surrounded by reporters, then I'm surrounded by females. Crap, I'm living in a no-win world.}
5. Posted by Maggie Gara | May 28, 2010 7:23 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on May 28, 2010 07:23
6. Posted by retired military | May 28, 2010 7:25 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
"Are we going to save the world, end poverty, wipe out hunger, and clean the environment, Daddy?"
"Yes we are, as soon as I get past the sand trap on the 15th hole"
6. Posted by retired military | May 28, 2010 7:25 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on May 28, 2010 07:25
7. Posted by retired military | May 28, 2010 7:26 AM | Score: 15 (17 votes cast)
"Mommy, why are we going back to Chicago?"
"Well your dad needs a refresher course on how to handle things like the Sestak scandal"
7. Posted by retired military | May 28, 2010 7:26 AM |
Score: 15 (17 votes cast)
Posted on May 28, 2010 07:26
8. Posted by Maggie Gara | May 28, 2010 7:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama, thinking: {A damn press conference. A damn press conference. What a lousy way that was to start a holiday weekend.}
8. Posted by Maggie Gara | May 28, 2010 7:27 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 28, 2010 07:27
9. Posted by retired military | May 28, 2010 7:27 AM | Score: 14 (14 votes cast)
Dateline Jan 20, 2013.
The Obama family boards the plane for their ride back to their Chicago home and America breaths a collective sigh of relief.
9. Posted by retired military | May 28, 2010 7:27 AM |
Score: 14 (14 votes cast)
Posted on May 28, 2010 07:27
10. Posted by Rich | May 28, 2010 7:27 AM | Score: 25 (25 votes cast)
Dreams of our future
10. Posted by Rich | May 28, 2010 7:27 AM |
Score: 25 (25 votes cast)
Posted on May 28, 2010 07:27
11. Posted by retired military | May 28, 2010 7:28 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
"Why did President Carter seem so happy to see you Daddy?"
"He said that no matter how good or bad you are there is always someone who comes along that will take your place"
11. Posted by retired military | May 28, 2010 7:28 AM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on May 28, 2010 07:28
12. Posted by Maggie Gara | May 28, 2010 7:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama, thinking: {The only thing missing from this motley crew is Joe Biden.}
12. Posted by Maggie Gara | May 28, 2010 7:29 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 28, 2010 07:29
13. Posted by retired military | May 28, 2010 7:32 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
"Why havent you fixed the hole yet daddy?"
"Because the press is still printing the line about it is Bush's fault"
13. Posted by retired military | May 28, 2010 7:32 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on May 28, 2010 07:32
14. Posted by Maggie Gara | May 28, 2010 7:33 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Obama: "We're making a historic return to the historic home of the historic 44th President during a historic time in this nation's history."
14. Posted by Maggie Gara | May 28, 2010 7:33 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on May 28, 2010 07:33
15. Posted by Maggie Gara | May 28, 2010 7:35 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"Michelle, did you remember to pack TOTUS?"
15. Posted by Maggie Gara | May 28, 2010 7:35 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on May 28, 2010 07:35
16. Posted by fustian | May 28, 2010 7:39 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Daddy, did you plug the hole?
Yes, dear. It looks like the oil has stopped flowing.
Not that one stupid. The one in the economy!
16. Posted by fustian | May 28, 2010 7:39 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on May 28, 2010 07:39
17. Posted by rodney dill | May 28, 2010 7:43 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Plug a hole... Plug a ho... Comme ci comme ca... it was an honest mistake."
17. Posted by rodney dill | May 28, 2010 7:43 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 28, 2010 07:43
18. Posted by Pretzel Logic | May 28, 2010 7:45 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"Remember where we're parked"
18. Posted by Pretzel Logic | May 28, 2010 7:45 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on May 28, 2010 07:45
19. Posted by rodney dill | May 28, 2010 7:45 AM | Score: 6 (10 votes cast)
"This oil leak has got me thinking, Michelle, I'd kinda like to try a junk shot tonight, if ya know what I mean."
"Hmmmm... I was thinking more of a top kill myself."
19. Posted by rodney dill | May 28, 2010 7:45 AM |
Score: 6 (10 votes cast)
Posted on May 28, 2010 07:45
20. Posted by fustian | May 28, 2010 7:45 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Now that BP has figured out how to stop that one disaster from hemorrhaging cash, any chance they could start working on this one?
20. Posted by fustian | May 28, 2010 7:45 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on May 28, 2010 07:45
21. Posted by Pretzel Logic | May 28, 2010 7:46 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"does my butt look big in this?"
21. Posted by Pretzel Logic | May 28, 2010 7:46 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 28, 2010 07:46
22. Posted by rodney dill | May 28, 2010 7:47 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"No Michelle, for the last time, the damn hole doesn't make your butt look fat."
22. Posted by rodney dill | May 28, 2010 7:47 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 28, 2010 07:47
23. Posted by fustian | May 28, 2010 7:49 AM | Score: 11 (11 votes cast)
And Rodney wins the award for: "Figuring Out How To Put 'Top Kill" Into A Caption Without Attracting The Attention Of The Secret Service".
23. Posted by fustian | May 28, 2010 7:49 AM |
Score: 11 (11 votes cast)
Posted on May 28, 2010 07:49
24. Posted by Maggie Gara | May 28, 2010 7:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"We're not getting out of town fast enough. Rahm just told me that the Massachusetts State Senate passed a far-reaching crackdown on illegal aliens. Remind me to have the EPA check Boston's water."
24. Posted by Maggie Gara | May 28, 2010 7:54 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 28, 2010 07:54
25. Posted by rodney dill | May 28, 2010 7:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"What did the BP execs tell you Barry?"
"Not much... just kept muttering something about needing a bigger boat."
25. Posted by rodney dill | May 28, 2010 7:55 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 28, 2010 07:55
26. Posted by fustian | May 28, 2010 7:56 AM | Score: 15 (15 votes cast)
Due to lack of maintenance on the Constitution, our economic blow-out preventers failed, allowing this guy to start leaking toxic leftist policies that are completely fouling up the whole country.
Where's the relief well for that?
26. Posted by fustian | May 28, 2010 7:56 AM |
Score: 15 (15 votes cast)
Posted on May 28, 2010 07:56
27. Posted by fustian | May 28, 2010 8:00 AM | Score: 32 (32 votes cast)
What's Memorial Day Daddy?
I don't know. Something about honor and stuff.
27. Posted by fustian | May 28, 2010 8:00 AM |
Score: 32 (32 votes cast)
Posted on May 28, 2010 08:00
28. Posted by retired military | May 28, 2010 8:02 AM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Michelle "I love it when you give the "I am in charge of every aspect" speech"."
Obama - "Yeah I do it so well"
Michelle - "Where are we going next?"
Obama - "No clue"
28. Posted by retired military | May 28, 2010 8:02 AM |
Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Posted on May 28, 2010 08:02
29. Posted by Spike | May 28, 2010 8:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Did you forget to pack the teleprompter?"
29. Posted by Spike | May 28, 2010 8:02 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 28, 2010 08:02
30. Posted by Eric | May 28, 2010 8:04 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
The day the oceans receded and were replaced with oil.
30. Posted by Eric | May 28, 2010 8:04 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on May 28, 2010 08:04
31. Posted by Spike | May 28, 2010 8:04 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Before we leave, we should have prayer and ask Allah for another disaster that we can exploit for political purposes."
31. Posted by Spike | May 28, 2010 8:04 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 28, 2010 08:04
32. Posted by Rick13 | May 28, 2010 8:04 AM | Score: 31 (31 votes cast)
Dress Rehearsal for January 20th 2013!
32. Posted by Rick13 | May 28, 2010 8:04 AM |
Score: 31 (31 votes cast)
Posted on May 28, 2010 08:04
33. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | May 28, 2010 8:05 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Kids, there's a huge mess in Air Force One's bathroom that I, uh, inherited from the previous administration.
33. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | May 28, 2010 8:05 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on May 28, 2010 08:05
34. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | May 28, 2010 8:05 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Practice for 2013
34. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | May 28, 2010 8:05 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on May 28, 2010 08:05
35. Posted by fustian | May 28, 2010 8:05 AM | Score: 36 (38 votes cast)
Daddy, shouldn't you be at Arlington?
No dear. Dead men don't vote.
Except maybe in Chicago...
35. Posted by fustian | May 28, 2010 8:05 AM |
Score: 36 (38 votes cast)
Posted on May 28, 2010 08:05
36. Posted by Pretzel Logic | May 28, 2010 8:06 AM | Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
"Na na na na,na na na na hey hey hey..."
36. Posted by Pretzel Logic | May 28, 2010 8:06 AM |
Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
Posted on May 28, 2010 08:06
37. Posted by Spike | May 28, 2010 8:16 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Sasha: "Daddy, are we gonna get to go to a baseball game on vacation?"
Barack: "Yes, dear. We're going to go to Cominskey Field to see the Chicano White Sox play."
37. Posted by Spike | May 28, 2010 8:16 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on May 28, 2010 08:16
38. Posted by rodney dill | May 28, 2010 8:17 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"When was the last time Blowout Preventer was a hot political topic?"
"When Hillary found out about Monica."
38. Posted by rodney dill | May 28, 2010 8:17 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on May 28, 2010 08:17
39. Posted by geo
| May 28, 2010 8:18 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
The last refugees run across the tarmac to escape DC.
39. Posted by geo
| May 28, 2010 8:18 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on May 28, 2010 08:18
40. Posted by Spike | May 28, 2010 8:19 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama: "Whadya say we fly over Manhattan before heading to Chicago?"
40. Posted by Spike | May 28, 2010 8:19 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 28, 2010 08:19
41. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 28, 2010 8:21 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Barack coaches his family on how to their backs on their country. "C'mon kids! After this, we have dictator bowing practice!"
41. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 28, 2010 8:21 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 28, 2010 08:21
42. Posted by Spike | May 28, 2010 8:22 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Isn't it ironic. I am the biggest terrorist in the United States and I get to get on Air Force One with out being searched."
42. Posted by Spike | May 28, 2010 8:22 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 28, 2010 08:22
43. Posted by Eric | May 28, 2010 8:22 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Come and listen to a story about a man named Barack
A community organizer, trying to take his country back,
Then one day he was shootin at some hoops,
And up through the ground came a bubblin crude.
Oil that is, black gold, not Tea no TEA.
Well the first thing you know Obama's got a scare,
Kinfolk said "Barack get away from there"
Said "Chicago is the place you need to go by"
So they loaded up AirForce One and got High
Highland Park, that is. No polls, movie stars.
When its time to say goodbye to Barack and all his kin.
We'd like to thank those folks fer kindly droppin in.
But they won't be invited back to a certain locality
To have a heapin helpin of our hospitality
D.C. that is. So Set a spell, Take your shoes off.
Don't come back now, y'hear?.
43. Posted by Eric | May 28, 2010 8:22 AM |
Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Posted on May 28, 2010 08:22
44. Posted by Spike | May 28, 2010 8:26 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Malia: "Daddy? Will you read Das Kapital to us again on the way to Chicago?"
44. Posted by Spike | May 28, 2010 8:26 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on May 28, 2010 08:26
45. Posted by vader06 | May 28, 2010 8:30 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
"Listen girls, you are gonna love the Lousiana shoreline...they even have black sand beaches now...just like Hawaii..."
45. Posted by vader06 | May 28, 2010 8:30 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on May 28, 2010 08:30
46. Posted by JAT0 | May 28, 2010 8:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hurry kids we are off to Camelot - the home of Me.
46. Posted by JAT0 | May 28, 2010 8:33 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 28, 2010 08:33
47. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 28, 2010 8:36 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Slow down, Dad! Why are you walking so fast?
Oh, you know me. I'm always in a hurry to leave America.
47. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 28, 2010 8:36 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 28, 2010 08:36
48. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 28, 2010 8:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
#41 Correction:
Barack coaches his family on how to TURN their backs on their country. "C'mon kids! After this, we have dictator bowing practice!"
48. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 28, 2010 8:37 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 28, 2010 08:37
49. Posted by JAT0 | May 28, 2010 8:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Through the curtains in Air Force One - Obama and family step into Narnia where he will rule for life.
49. Posted by JAT0 | May 28, 2010 8:38 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 28, 2010 08:38
50. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 28, 2010 8:43 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Barack Obama demonstrates that "Top Kill" works just as well on the economy.
50. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 28, 2010 8:43 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on May 28, 2010 08:43
51. Posted by just bob | May 28, 2010 8:45 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
we're off to see the wizard!For a brain,courage and a heart.
51. Posted by just bob | May 28, 2010 8:45 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 28, 2010 08:45
52. Posted by guido | May 28, 2010 8:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Barack Obama doesn't care about American People!
52. Posted by guido | May 28, 2010 8:46 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 28, 2010 08:46
53. Posted by TexBob | May 28, 2010 8:48 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The Obama's are off on another vacation, this time to visit their illegal alien Auntie Zeituni Onyango in her taxpayer subsidized home in Taxachussets. "It's time to expose the children to a different culture" said The First Lady Michelle "Chewbacca" Obama.
53. Posted by TexBob | May 28, 2010 8:48 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 28, 2010 08:48
54. Posted by Justrand | May 28, 2010 8:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Despite his conviction for treason, the compassion of America is demonstrated once again as Barack Obama and his family are allowed to head off to exile peacefully.
54. Posted by Justrand | May 28, 2010 8:49 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 28, 2010 08:49
55. Posted by Michael Hamm | May 28, 2010 8:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
So goodbye yellow brick road
Where the dogs of Republicans Howl
You can't plant me in my Whitehouse
I'm going back to be more foul
55. Posted by Michael Hamm | May 28, 2010 8:54 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 28, 2010 08:54
56. Posted by DJ Drummond | May 28, 2010 9:05 AM | Score: 13 (13 votes cast)
"Mommy, why do we have to WALK all the way to Chicago?"
"Because your father forgot that banning drilling eventually means no fuel."
56. Posted by DJ Drummond | May 28, 2010 9:05 AM |
Score: 13 (13 votes cast)
Posted on May 28, 2010 09:05
57. Posted by retired military | May 28, 2010 9:06 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
"Mommy why is Daddy on the cover of the National Inquirer"
"Because he was trying to plug the hoe"
57. Posted by retired military | May 28, 2010 9:06 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on May 28, 2010 09:06
58. Posted by IowaRight | May 28, 2010 9:14 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Just be cool and act casual Malia. One we get to Chicago, our friends there will take care of Sestak's head, and we will get you a new bag...
58. Posted by IowaRight | May 28, 2010 9:14 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on May 28, 2010 09:14
59. Posted by Clancy | May 28, 2010 9:23 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
President Obama is the second from the left, not the manly one in the middle.
59. Posted by Clancy | May 28, 2010 9:23 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on May 28, 2010 09:23
60. Posted by guido | May 28, 2010 9:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
When even Comrade Chris Matthews is going off the reservation(http://hotair.com/archives/2010/05/27/bad-news-chris-matthewss-tingle-finally-ends/)then it is time to get out of town for awhile.
60. Posted by guido | May 28, 2010 9:24 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 28, 2010 09:24
61. Posted by JB | May 28, 2010 9:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama: "I feel like I'm forgetting something... Oil Spill, Economy, Terror Attack... No, that's not it. Oh, I know... Honey, did you remember to turn off the lights?"
61. Posted by JB | May 28, 2010 9:36 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 28, 2010 09:36
62. Posted by recovered liberal democrat | May 28, 2010 9:39 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Yes girls, we are going to spend Memorial Day in a blue state."
62. Posted by recovered liberal democrat | May 28, 2010 9:39 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 28, 2010 09:39
63. Posted by Mikey60 | May 28, 2010 9:42 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Really, Michelle, it will be fine. Joe won't even be allowed to speak. There's no way he can screw up laying a wreath.
63. Posted by Mikey60 | May 28, 2010 9:42 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on May 28, 2010 09:42
64. Posted by retired military | May 28, 2010 9:46 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Daddy, why arent you going to Arlington?"
Michelle "Because on vacations we try to get away from our constituents"
"You mean soldiers?"
Obama "No honey, dead people"
64. Posted by retired military | May 28, 2010 9:46 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 28, 2010 09:46
65. Posted by sarahconnor2 | May 28, 2010 9:51 AM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
"Daddy, have you destroyed America yet?"
"We're working on it, honey."
65. Posted by sarahconnor2 | May 28, 2010 9:51 AM |
Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
Posted on May 28, 2010 09:51
66. Posted by jennifer | May 28, 2010 10:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Watch out Grandma, first you walk a few steps behind, then you get thrown under a bus!
66. Posted by jennifer | May 28, 2010 10:05 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 28, 2010 10:05
67. Posted by john1v6 | May 28, 2010 10:33 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
1/20/13 - And don't let the door hit you on the way out
67. Posted by john1v6 | May 28, 2010 10:33 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 28, 2010 10:33
68. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | May 28, 2010 10:56 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
"Hurry up, guys......we need to catch the
12:10 on the Underground Railway."
68. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | May 28, 2010 10:56 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 28, 2010 10:56
69. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | May 28, 2010 11:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"We ARE in the 'blacks only' line...and it's
pissing me off!"
69. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | May 28, 2010 11:01 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 28, 2010 11:01
70. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | May 28, 2010 11:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Who's got the picnic basket? I could sure
use a Royal Crown and a Moon Pie right
about now.....I'm sick of caviar and Dom
Perignon."
70. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | May 28, 2010 11:06 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 28, 2010 11:06
71. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | May 28, 2010 11:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Daddy, is this REALLY the Yellow Brick Road?"
71. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | May 28, 2010 11:09 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 28, 2010 11:09
72. Posted by BluesHarper | May 28, 2010 11:09 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Surrounded by bush.
72. Posted by BluesHarper | May 28, 2010 11:09 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on May 28, 2010 11:09
73. Posted by GarandFan | May 28, 2010 11:13 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Everyone got your ID, in case we have to divert to Arizona for ice cream?
73. Posted by GarandFan | May 28, 2010 11:13 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on May 28, 2010 11:13
74. Posted by rodney dill | May 28, 2010 11:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"The oil leak is a lot like the grades on my presidency... below C-level."
74. Posted by rodney dill | May 28, 2010 11:23 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 28, 2010 11:23
75. Posted by rodney dill | May 28, 2010 11:24 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"The oil leak is a lot like the grades on my presidency... well below C-level."
75. Posted by rodney dill | May 28, 2010 11:24 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 28, 2010 11:24
76. Posted by rodney dill | May 28, 2010 11:25 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"I don't need to fix the leak, I need to fix the blame."
76. Posted by rodney dill | May 28, 2010 11:25 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on May 28, 2010 11:25
77. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | May 28, 2010 11:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hi Ho, Hi Ho, it's off to fun we go......
where the hell are Doc and Sneezy?"
77. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | May 28, 2010 11:34 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 28, 2010 11:34
78. Posted by OLDPUPPYMAX | May 28, 2010 11:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"We be goin to gits ah checks"..Oh..wait...that's Obama! "We be goin to gits YO checks..."
78. Posted by OLDPUPPYMAX | May 28, 2010 11:35 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on May 28, 2010 11:35
79. Posted by retired military | May 28, 2010 11:36 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Daddy, have you fixed the hole yet?"
"No sweetie, we are still exploiting it"
79. Posted by retired military | May 28, 2010 11:36 AM |
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Posted on May 28, 2010 11:36
80. Posted by retired military | May 28, 2010 11:38 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Daddy, why do we use oil?"
"To beat our opponents over the head"
80. Posted by retired military | May 28, 2010 11:38 AM |
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Posted on May 28, 2010 11:38
81. Posted by Spike | May 28, 2010 11:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Malia: "Daddy? Did you put the lid on the toothpaste before leaving?"
81. Posted by Spike | May 28, 2010 11:44 AM |
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Posted on May 28, 2010 11:44
82. Posted by Spike | May 28, 2010 11:51 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
"OK, everyone, the cameras are behind us to the left. Let's act like a family so that people don't think that the only thing I give a damn about is myself. By the way, how do I look?"
82. Posted by Spike | May 28, 2010 11:51 AM |
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Posted on May 28, 2010 11:51
83. Posted by retired military | May 28, 2010 11:53 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Michelle - "When are they doing the press release about Clinton and Sestak?"
Obama - "As soon as we get on the plane"
83. Posted by retired military | May 28, 2010 11:53 AM |
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Posted on May 28, 2010 11:53
84. Posted by Spike | May 28, 2010 11:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Daddy? Are those 'fallen soldiers' standing over there with the flag?"
84. Posted by Spike | May 28, 2010 11:53 AM |
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Posted on May 28, 2010 11:53
85. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | May 28, 2010 11:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"...and when yo daddy hit de Looziana beach,
we gonna make de biggest tar baby you done ever
seed. Dat'll shut up Bobby J. and his cracker
homies."
85. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | May 28, 2010 11:55 AM |
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Posted on May 28, 2010 11:55
86. Posted by exceller | May 28, 2010 11:59 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
"Daddy, can Grandma have another pain pill? Her hip is bothering her and she can't keep up"
"Not until tomorrow dear, she's already used up todays ration"
86. Posted by exceller | May 28, 2010 11:59 AM |
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Posted on May 28, 2010 11:59
87. Posted by Spike | May 28, 2010 12:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The First Family boards Air Force The One.
87. Posted by Spike | May 28, 2010 12:01 PM |
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Posted on May 28, 2010 12:01
88. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | May 28, 2010 12:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The plug for the spewing oil well is in the
white-and-blue canvas tote. Aquaman has been
summoned, and will meet the President on
the tarmac.
88. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | May 28, 2010 12:05 PM |
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Posted on May 28, 2010 12:05
89. Posted by Spike | May 28, 2010 12:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yep. While in Chicago, we're going to Rev. Wright's church for a 'heapin' helpin' of hosility'".
89. Posted by Spike | May 28, 2010 12:06 PM |
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Posted on May 28, 2010 12:06
90. Posted by Brad | May 28, 2010 12:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I know I'll be pluggin' a hole this weekend!
90. Posted by Brad | May 28, 2010 12:37 PM |
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Posted on May 28, 2010 12:37
91. Posted by rodney dill | May 28, 2010 12:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"No, Shasha, we aren't going to watch "The Little Mermaid" again this week-end."
91. Posted by rodney dill | May 28, 2010 12:45 PM |
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Posted on May 28, 2010 12:45
92. Posted by Neoluddite | May 28, 2010 12:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Michelle, tell your mother to pick up the pace. That airplane's not going to load itself, you know."
92. Posted by Neoluddite | May 28, 2010 12:59 PM |
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Posted on May 28, 2010 12:59
93. Posted by Dee73 | May 28, 2010 1:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Daddy, do we have to go to Oprah's again? Her bbq's are always so boring and why does Stedman always touch mommy like you do?"
93. Posted by Dee73 | May 28, 2010 1:01 PM |
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Posted on May 28, 2010 13:01
94. Posted by tomg51 | May 28, 2010 1:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It appeared to be a "Fiddler on the Roof" final scene re-enactment.
But the song was "Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves".
94. Posted by tomg51 | May 28, 2010 1:29 PM |
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Posted on May 28, 2010 13:29
95. Posted by jennifer | May 28, 2010 1:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
LOL Dee about Stedman but it made me flash to the rumors of Oprah and immediately switched Oprah from Stedman!!
95. Posted by jennifer | May 28, 2010 1:39 PM |
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Posted on May 28, 2010 13:39
96. Posted by rodney dill | May 28, 2010 1:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Even MacGruber would've plugged the leak by now Daddy."
96. Posted by rodney dill | May 28, 2010 1:48 PM |
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Posted on May 28, 2010 13:48
97. Posted by retired military | May 28, 2010 2:09 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Did you plug the hole yet Daddy?"
"You know, your mother asks me that at least twice a week when we are in bed"
97. Posted by retired military | May 28, 2010 2:09 PM |
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Posted on May 28, 2010 14:09
98. Posted by Tsar Nicholas II | May 28, 2010 2:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In light of the Sestak fiasco, the Obamas practice their Nixonesque farewell walk.
98. Posted by Tsar Nicholas II | May 28, 2010 2:26 PM |
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Posted on May 28, 2010 14:26
99. Posted by 914 | May 28, 2010 2:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I see Wookies!!
99. Posted by 914 | May 28, 2010 2:44 PM |
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Posted on May 28, 2010 14:44
100. Posted by 914 | May 28, 2010 2:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I see a crack deal gone bad!
100. Posted by 914 | May 28, 2010 2:51 PM |
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Posted on May 28, 2010 14:51
101. Posted by 914 | May 28, 2010 2:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
~I see fields of dreams, scum inbetween, America aint happenin if you know what I mean? And I think to Myself... What a blunderful world!~
101. Posted by 914 | May 28, 2010 2:54 PM |
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Posted on May 28, 2010 14:54
102. Posted by dfbaskwill | May 28, 2010 2:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Having solved all of the world's problems, Obama and family head off to the scene of the assumption and a well deserved vacation.
102. Posted by dfbaskwill | May 28, 2010 2:59 PM |
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Posted on May 28, 2010 14:59
103. Posted by 914 | May 28, 2010 3:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Y'Know, We can all reminisce about Barrys bad points all day and forever! But He is still somewhat Presidential in a very diminshed intrusive way! So hats off to you Mr. Brownestone shirts! You wont leave us alone!
103. Posted by 914 | May 28, 2010 3:18 PM |
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Posted on May 28, 2010 15:18
104. Posted by jennifer | May 28, 2010 3:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Did I plug the hole? Are you kidding? And leave a good crisis go to waste...Duh.
104. Posted by jennifer | May 28, 2010 3:19 PM |
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Posted on May 28, 2010 15:19
105. Posted by Stephen Macklin | May 28, 2010 3:45 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
"Daddy, when we're in Chicago can we go to church? I miss going to church."
"No, Dear. Church is still under the bus."
105. Posted by Stephen Macklin | May 28, 2010 3:45 PM |
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Posted on May 28, 2010 15:45
106. Posted by 914 | May 28, 2010 4:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I've heard of turning your back on a crisis before like Jimmah the misery king live did but how fucking ridiculous is this? Wheres he gonna vacation? The nearest oil platform? Keep us updated cause he cares? By the way mahommed or whatever your name is now? Keep them unemployment checks rollin' I have a feelin Im gonna need one soon.. The longer your communistic ass is in office, the more sure I become.
106. Posted by 914 | May 28, 2010 4:22 PM |
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Posted on May 28, 2010 16:22
107. Posted by proof | May 28, 2010 4:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Why is Aunt Zeituni carrying a diaper bag? Not another damn anchor baby???
107. Posted by proof | May 28, 2010 4:29 PM |
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Posted on May 28, 2010 16:29
108. Posted by 914 | May 28, 2010 4:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Poetic unjustice!
108. Posted by 914 | May 28, 2010 4:53 PM |
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Posted on May 28, 2010 16:53
109. Posted by 914 | May 28, 2010 4:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Exscuse Me chewie', what time did Fidel say we launch the banana boat?"
109. Posted by 914 | May 28, 2010 4:56 PM |
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Posted on May 28, 2010 16:56
110. Posted by sarahconnor2 | May 28, 2010 5:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Whew, there sure is a lot going on right now. I just hope the Blackhawks game doesn't interfere with my tee time."
110. Posted by sarahconnor2 | May 28, 2010 5:01 PM |
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Posted on May 28, 2010 17:01
111. Posted by Gmac | May 28, 2010 5:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
An unapologetic Obama turns his back on America again.
111. Posted by Gmac | May 28, 2010 5:07 PM |
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Posted on May 28, 2010 17:07
112. Posted by scotty | May 28, 2010 7:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Daddy do we have to go back to washington after vacation?
Obama's mother in law : honey a majority of americans wish he wouldn't
112. Posted by scotty | May 28, 2010 7:35 PM |
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Posted on May 28, 2010 19:35
113. Posted by rbee | May 28, 2010 10:13 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"Girls for the last time you will stop calling your father President Logan! That goes for you to ma!"
113. Posted by rbee | May 28, 2010 10:13 PM |
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Posted on May 28, 2010 22:13
114. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | May 29, 2010 12:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oops, a slick, an oil slick....
Me, the greatest of all time.
U, the ones I need right now,
What I do is not a crime.
Oh, a Sestak problem here.
Pubs would have you run in fear.
I promise, I'll get my act in gear....and that
will us...back to....
OOPS! (The Sound of Music)
114. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | May 29, 2010 12:03 AM |
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Posted on May 29, 2010 00:03
115. Posted by Judith | May 29, 2010 2:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Quack, quack, quack, quack....QUACK!!
115. Posted by Judith | May 29, 2010 2:18 AM |
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Posted on May 29, 2010 02:18
116. Posted by Maggie Gara | May 29, 2010 8:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
As soon as we get to the house, ask your mother to keep the girls busy cause I plan to go for a "top kill".
116. Posted by Maggie Gara | May 29, 2010 8:17 AM |
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Posted on May 29, 2010 08:17
117. Posted by Maggie Gara | May 29, 2010 8:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
But, daddy, I don't understand. Why did President Clinton jump under the bus?
117. Posted by Maggie Gara | May 29, 2010 8:19 AM |
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Posted on May 29, 2010 08:19
118. Posted by olsoljer | May 29, 2010 9:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I transfered all the pension funds to the Cayman Islands, did you get the silverware? Hugo says we will love the climate down there.
118. Posted by olsoljer | May 29, 2010 9:25 AM |
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Posted on May 29, 2010 09:25
119. Posted by GarandFan | May 29, 2010 12:20 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
When I said "pack the old bag", I didn't mean for you to bring your mother along!
119. Posted by GarandFan | May 29, 2010 12:20 PM |
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Posted on May 29, 2010 12:20
120. Posted by Kenneyraisin | May 29, 2010 12:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Daddy, did you plug up that hole yet?" "No sweetheart, yo mommy still need it to make money wif."
120. Posted by Kenneyraisin | May 29, 2010 12:49 PM |
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Posted on May 29, 2010 12:49
121. Posted by rodney dill | May 29, 2010 3:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Great Tarmac answers the question -- What organism has four bushes and one boob?
121. Posted by rodney dill | May 29, 2010 3:07 PM |
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Posted on May 29, 2010 15:07
122. Posted by Rachel Edith | May 30, 2010 10:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Michelle ~ "We're off to see the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Oz."
122. Posted by Rachel Edith | May 30, 2010 10:42 AM |
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Posted on May 30, 2010 10:42
123. Posted by Kevin
| June 1, 2010 12:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
123. Posted by Kevin
| June 1, 2010 12:52 AM |
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Posted on June 1, 2010 00:52