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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin

Published: May 14, 2010 - 7:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


** CORRECTS SPECTER'S PARTY AFFILIATION TO DEMOCRAT ** Sen. Arlen Specter, D-Pa., right, meets with Supreme Court nominee Solicitor General Elena Kagan on Capitol Hill in Washington Thursday, May 13, 2010. (AP Photo/Alex Brandon)


Winners will be announced Monday morning.


Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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Comments (142)

"Well, with your view on fr... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by rodney dill | May 14, 2010 7:41 AM | Score: 4 (10 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"Well, with your view on free speech... you'll be known as gaggin' Kagan."

1. Posted by rodney dill | May 14, 2010 7:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (10 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 07:41

"We've gotta defuse this si... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by rodney dill | May 14, 2010 7:42 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"We've gotta defuse this situation before all hell breaks loose."
"... but there's only 20 seconds left MacGruber."

2. Posted by rodney dill | May 14, 2010 7:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (6 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 07:42

Okay, so this is how you... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by Oyster | May 14, 2010 7:43 AM | Score: 7 (13 votes cast)
Oyster:

Okay, so this is how you do rock, paper, scissors when deciding a case. This is rock. I'll show you paper and scissors later.

3. Posted by Oyster | May 14, 2010 7:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 7 (13 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 07:43

No Senator, there is no suc... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by IowaRight | May 14, 2010 7:46 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
IowaRight:

No Senator, there is no such thing as the "Judicial Party", so, no we don't need a senatorial candidate for Pennsylvania...

4. Posted by IowaRight | May 14, 2010 7:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 07:46

"Well of course we're gonna... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | May 14, 2010 7:48 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Lindy R. Dole:

"Well of course we're gonna fling poo at you."

5. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | May 14, 2010 7:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (5 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 07:48

You like softball? Get me b... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by fustian | May 14, 2010 7:50 AM | Score: 5 (11 votes cast)
fustian:

You like softball? Get me back chairing the judiciary committee and I'll show you some softballs.

6. Posted by fustian | May 14, 2010 7:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (11 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 07:50

Suprisingly, Kagan's gaydar... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by fustian | May 14, 2010 7:52 AM | Score: 0 (8 votes cast)
fustian:

Suprisingly, Kagan's gaydar just went off.

7. Posted by fustian | May 14, 2010 7:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (8 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 07:52

As designer of the Clinton ... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by Gmac | May 14, 2010 7:52 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Gmac:

As designer of the Clinton Assault Weapon Ban I will not hold it against you if you do support the 2nd Amendment Sen. Spector. Besides, you'll switch that vote to like you changed parties if needed.

8. Posted by Gmac | May 14, 2010 7:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 07:52

"Hello, I'm Napoleon."... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by Pretzel Logic | May 14, 2010 7:55 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

"Hello, I'm Napoleon."

9. Posted by Pretzel Logic | May 14, 2010 7:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 07:55

Incredibly, Specter tells h... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by fustian | May 14, 2010 7:55 AM | Score: -2 (8 votes cast)
fustian:

Incredibly, Specter tells her he knows what it's like to be a lesbian, since he's done some carpet munching in his day too.

10. Posted by fustian | May 14, 2010 7:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (8 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 07:55

"Why, yes sir, we do carry ... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by Jim Addison | May 14, 2010 7:55 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Jim Addison:

"Why, yes sir, we do carry small pictures as wall treatments."

11. Posted by Jim Addison | May 14, 2010 7:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 07:55

...not that there's anythin... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | May 14, 2010 7:56 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

...not that there's anything wrong with that.

12. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | May 14, 2010 7:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 07:56

"You're the perfect choice,... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by Pretzel Logic | May 14, 2010 7:59 AM | Score: 13 (19 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

"You're the perfect choice, so representative of the average American woman. Never married, no kids, you think boys are icky, killing babies at will...confirmation should be a walk in the park."

13. Posted by Pretzel Logic | May 14, 2010 7:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 13 (19 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 07:59

Ahhhh what I would give be ... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by IowaRight | May 14, 2010 8:01 AM | Score: 12 (16 votes cast)
IowaRight:

Ahhhh what I would give be a candidate again that people don't know much about, with no history or voting record...

14. Posted by IowaRight | May 14, 2010 8:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 12 (16 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 08:01

"I used to be a republican.... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by Pretzel Logic | May 14, 2010 8:01 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

"I used to be a republican."

15. Posted by Pretzel Logic | May 14, 2010 8:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 08:01

"Enough about me, what do y... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by Pretzel Logic | May 14, 2010 8:01 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

"Enough about me, what do you think of me?"

16. Posted by Pretzel Logic | May 14, 2010 8:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 08:01

At Yale, we always thought ... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by fustian | May 14, 2010 8:01 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
fustian:

At Yale, we always thought you Harvard chicks were hawt!

17. Posted by fustian | May 14, 2010 8:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 08:01

"So how long have you been ... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by Pretzel Logic | May 14, 2010 8:02 AM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

"So how long have you been on E-Harmony?"

18. Posted by Pretzel Logic | May 14, 2010 8:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (7 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 08:02

Kagan smiles with the knowl... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by fustian | May 14, 2010 8:02 AM | Score: 22 (24 votes cast)
fustian:

Kagan smiles with the knowledge that she won't have to humor this moron for too much longer.

19. Posted by fustian | May 14, 2010 8:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 22 (24 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 08:02

Yeah, I don't see a telepro... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by fustian | May 14, 2010 8:04 AM | Score: 2 (8 votes cast)
fustian:

Yeah, I don't see a teleprompter either, so we're safe from Obama for at least a little while.

20. Posted by fustian | May 14, 2010 8:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (8 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 08:04

"... and now let's get down... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by Highlander | May 14, 2010 8:04 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Highlander:

"... and now let's get down to the crux of your nomination Ms. Kagan. Perhaps you've heard that the President's softball team, the D.C. Radicals, finished behind Ryan's Raiders in the Capitol softball league standings last year...".

21. Posted by Highlander | May 14, 2010 8:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 08:04

Become a Supreme Court Just... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by Kenneyraisin | May 14, 2010 8:06 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Kenneyraisin:

Become a Supreme Court Justice and you too can have your picture hung in the local Wendy's.

22. Posted by Kenneyraisin | May 14, 2010 8:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 08:06

I would hope that a wise Le... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by fustian | May 14, 2010 8:06 AM | Score: 17 (21 votes cast)
fustian:

I would hope that a wise Lesbian woman with the richness of her experiences would more often than not reach a better conclusion than a white male who hasn't lived that life.

23. Posted by fustian | May 14, 2010 8:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 17 (21 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 08:06

All my nude photos of Supre... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by Kenneyraisin | May 14, 2010 8:07 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Kenneyraisin:

All my nude photos of Supreme Court Justices are in the back. Snort, snort.

24. Posted by Kenneyraisin | May 14, 2010 8:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 08:07

I would hope that a wise La... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by fustian | May 14, 2010 8:08 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
fustian:

I would hope that a wise Latina woman with the richness of her experiences would more often than not reach a better conclusion than another white Harvard female who hasn't lived that life.

25. Posted by fustian | May 14, 2010 8:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (5 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 08:08

Pa and Ma Kettle--... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by pibill | May 14, 2010 8:18 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
pibill:

Pa and Ma Kettle--

26. Posted by pibill | May 14, 2010 8:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 08:18

"No it's Specter, Spectre i... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by zipity | May 14, 2010 8:20 AM | Score: 12 (14 votes cast)
zipity:

"No it's Specter, Spectre is is a fictional global terrorist organization featured in the James Bond movies..."

27. Posted by zipity | May 14, 2010 8:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 12 (14 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 08:20

"My Viagra collection? In ... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by JLawson | May 14, 2010 8:22 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
JLawson:

"My Viagra collection? In the other room - but it won't help. Sorry."

28. Posted by JLawson | May 14, 2010 8:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 08:22

Whenever anyone flips the l... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 14, 2010 8:24 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Whenever anyone flips the light on, I have this overwhelming desire to scurry to a corner. How about you?

29. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 14, 2010 8:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 08:24

Have you ever read "The Exo... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 14, 2010 8:26 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Have you ever read "The Exorcist?"

30. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 14, 2010 8:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 08:26

Hey it looks like I'm going... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by John | May 14, 2010 8:29 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
John:

Hey it looks like I'm going to be out of a job soon could you use an experienced law clerk?

31. Posted by John | May 14, 2010 8:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 08:29

Arlen: "I used ... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by rodney dill | May 14, 2010 8:29 AM | Score: 9 (21 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Arlen:

"I used to be a republican."

Elena: "I used to be a man."

32. Posted by rodney dill | May 14, 2010 8:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 9 (21 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 08:29

"My God, we must be two of ... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by zipity | May 14, 2010 8:32 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
zipity:

"My God, we must be two of the most unattractive critters to have ever walked this earth...."

33. Posted by zipity | May 14, 2010 8:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (5 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 08:32

What's your position on RIN... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by fustian | May 14, 2010 8:32 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
fustian:

What's your position on RINO's vs DINO's?

34. Posted by fustian | May 14, 2010 8:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 08:32

Elena: "...well it all star... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by rodney dill | May 14, 2010 8:34 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Elena: "...well it all started karoake night at the Whitehouse, after I finished singing, Obama said, 'I know Diana Ross, she's a friend of mine, and you're no Diana Ross, but you could be one of the ....'"

35. Posted by rodney dill | May 14, 2010 8:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (6 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 08:34

Let's just say hypothetical... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 14, 2010 8:34 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Let's just say hypothetically that the envelope on the table contains a foreign bank account number in your name with a million dollars in it. Heh, heh, hypothetically speaking of course. What are the chances I could get a court order keeping me in the senate?

36. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 14, 2010 8:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 08:34

"I really envy those life l... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by tfhr | May 14, 2010 8:41 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
tfhr:

"I really envy those life long SCOTUS appointments. Would you like to see my collection of campaign victory photos?"

37. Posted by tfhr | May 14, 2010 8:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 08:41

I just loved your performan... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by guido | May 14, 2010 8:42 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
guido:

I just loved your performance in The Birdcage.

38. Posted by guido | May 14, 2010 8:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (4 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 08:42

"No, I don't think Justice ... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by Falze | May 14, 2010 8:45 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Falze:

"No, I don't think Justice Ginsburg has any interest in tickle fights."

39. Posted by Falze | May 14, 2010 8:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 08:45

They were all disloyal. I t... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 14, 2010 8:45 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

They were all disloyal. I tried to run the ship properly by the book, but they fought me at every turn. They laughed at me and made jokes... Ah, but the strawberries! That's, that's where I had them.

40. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | May 14, 2010 8:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (4 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 08:45

"So how you doin?"</... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by rodney dill | May 14, 2010 8:46 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"So how you doin?"

41. Posted by rodney dill | May 14, 2010 8:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 08:46

Arlen: "It must be hard on ... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by rodney dill | May 14, 2010 8:48 AM | Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Arlen: "It must be hard on you since Siskel died."

42. Posted by rodney dill | May 14, 2010 8:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 7 (9 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 08:48

"...and don't pay attention... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by rodney dill | May 14, 2010 8:49 AM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"...and don't pay attention to Ginsburg, you are allowed to wear clothes under the robes."

43. Posted by rodney dill | May 14, 2010 8:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (7 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 08:49

Is that Al Gore in drag?</p... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by Dave G. | May 14, 2010 8:49 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Dave G.:

Is that Al Gore in drag?

44. Posted by Dave G. | May 14, 2010 8:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 08:49

" . . . and maam, someday y... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by geminichuck | May 14, 2010 8:52 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
geminichuck:

" . . . and maam, someday you too can have an 'I Love Me' office like mine!"

45. Posted by geminichuck | May 14, 2010 8:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 08:52

I never imagined you with a... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by Dave G. | May 14, 2010 8:54 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Dave G.:

I never imagined you with a pearl necklace.

46. Posted by Dave G. | May 14, 2010 8:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 08:54

"No, Elena, I don't know El... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by zipity | May 14, 2010 8:55 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
zipity:

"No, Elena, I don't know Ellen DeGeneres or Martina Navratilova....Why..?"

47. Posted by zipity | May 14, 2010 8:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 08:55

Elena: "When I met with Oba... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by rodney dill | May 14, 2010 8:58 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Elena: "When I met with Obama he said, he'd spoken with all eleven justices and received their approval, but I thought there were only..."
Arlen: "Yep, ...knows 'em just like he knows his states..."

48. Posted by rodney dill | May 14, 2010 8:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 08:58

I understand you're a switc... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by Gmac | May 14, 2010 8:58 AM | Score: 12 (16 votes cast)
Gmac:

I understand you're a switch hitter too Senator.

49. Posted by Gmac | May 14, 2010 8:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 12 (16 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 08:58

Zelig makes the rounds on C... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by BlogDog | May 14, 2010 9:01 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
BlogDog:

Zelig makes the rounds on Capitol Hill.

50. Posted by BlogDog | May 14, 2010 9:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 09:01

"... so, how's the wife?" ... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by Highlander | May 14, 2010 9:03 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Highlander:

"... so, how's the wife?"

51. Posted by Highlander | May 14, 2010 9:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 09:03

"And once you are a supreme... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by Mark L | May 14, 2010 9:06 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Mark L:

"And once you are a supreme court justice you will have so many photo opportunities that your 'love me' wall will soon be even bigger than mine."

52. Posted by Mark L | May 14, 2010 9:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 09:06

So what are your views on a... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by Eric | May 14, 2010 9:09 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Eric:

So what are your views on ancient Scottish law?

53. Posted by Eric | May 14, 2010 9:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (4 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 09:09

This "Solicitor General Kag... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by IowaRight | May 14, 2010 9:13 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
IowaRight:

This "Solicitor General Kagan" character is some of your best work since Austin Powers and Wayne's World, really really funny stuff...

54. Posted by IowaRight | May 14, 2010 9:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 09:13

Take a good long look Ms. K... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by heckrules | May 14, 2010 9:13 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
heckrules:

Take a good long look Ms. Kagan....this will be Pat Toomey's Senate office next year.

55. Posted by heckrules | May 14, 2010 9:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 09:13

Senator Specter:<i... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by Melek | May 14, 2010 9:16 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Melek:

Senator Specter:

Ms. Kagan, just like Valerie Jarrett, You're one of those "who gets Obama"! You understand the "nature" of his work ... and I'm sure you already took the oath to be his eyes, ears and sounding board in the Supreme Court . . . Congratulations!!!
I wish you well :) Melek

"Why are we surprised when fig trees bear figs?"
-- Margaret Titzel

56. Posted by Melek | May 14, 2010 9:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 09:16

Spectre "Sorry I made that ... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by retired military | May 14, 2010 9:24 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
retired military:

Spectre "Sorry I made that "Release the Kagan" remark.

57. Posted by retired military | May 14, 2010 9:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (6 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 09:24

Proof that Kagan is farther... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by retired military | May 14, 2010 9:25 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
retired military:

Proof that Kagan is farther left than Spectre.

58. Posted by retired military | May 14, 2010 9:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 09:25

Kagan - "So have you plann... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by retired military | May 14, 2010 9:27 AM | Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
retired military:

Kagan - "So have you planned on how you are going to spend your unemployment insurance yet?"

59. Posted by retired military | May 14, 2010 9:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (7 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 09:27

Jack Klugman and Tony Randa... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by Highlander | May 14, 2010 9:30 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Highlander:

Jack Klugman and Tony Randall discuss the revival of their roles for "The Odd Couple Homecoming" made for TV movie.

60. Posted by Highlander | May 14, 2010 9:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 09:30

Kagan - "No I dont want to ... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by retired military | May 14, 2010 9:30 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
retired military:

Kagan - "No I dont want to go out with you Senator, I'm gay"

Spectre - "No problem, I used to be a woman"

61. Posted by retired military | May 14, 2010 9:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (4 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 09:30

Kagan - "Sorry I'm gay"... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by retired military | May 14, 2010 9:32 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
retired military:

Kagan - "Sorry I'm gay"

Spectre - "well I used to be a woman"

Kagan - "Me too"

62. Posted by retired military | May 14, 2010 9:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 09:32

Spectre - "It is of the utm... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by retired military | May 14, 2010 9:33 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
retired military:

Spectre - "It is of the utmost importance we protect continued unemployment insurance"

Kagan - "Isnt that a conflict of interest for you considering Nov is a few months away?"

63. Posted by retired military | May 14, 2010 9:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 09:33

CORRECT SPECTOR'S PARTY AFF... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | May 14, 2010 9:37 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Jeff Medcalf:

CORRECT SPECTOR'S PARTY AFFILIATION TO ASSMAGGOT.

64. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | May 14, 2010 9:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 09:37

Spectre - "do you think I a... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by retired military | May 14, 2010 9:53 AM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
retired military:

Spectre - "do you think I am sexy"

Kagan - "Yes. BTW I'm gay"

65. Posted by retired military | May 14, 2010 9:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 09:53

Arlen: I knew a guy that co... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by donabernathy | May 14, 2010 10:09 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
donabernathy:

Arlen: I knew a guy that could pull his peins this high.

Kagan: I can only pull my penis this far... and still can't see it over my belly


roflmao

66. Posted by donabernathy | May 14, 2010 10:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 10:09

Kagan - "Senator, I feel th... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by retired military | May 14, 2010 10:11 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
retired military:

Kagan - "Senator, I feel that I need to let you know that I am gay"

Spectre - "Well I am pretty happy myself"

67. Posted by retired military | May 14, 2010 10:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 10:11

"So, Solicitor Kagan, I jus... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by JohnD | May 14, 2010 10:26 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
JohnD:

"So, Solicitor Kagan, I just looked at the latest poll numbers for my primary next week. If I vote 'yes' for your confirmation this time, could I get a job as one of your law clerks?"

68. Posted by JohnD | May 14, 2010 10:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 10:26

You do understand that with... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by GarandFan | May 14, 2010 10:28 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
GarandFan:

You do understand that with Barry, loyalty is a one-way street? You get into a jam, well he's got this bus and...........

69. Posted by GarandFan | May 14, 2010 10:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 10:28

"Once you are on the SCOTUS... (Below threshold)

70. Posted by Duke DeLand | May 14, 2010 10:37 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Duke DeLand:

"Once you are on the SCOTUS you can change your positions just like I changed party.....however, you then do not face an angry electorate!"

(Giggles), "OH I KNOW!"

70. Posted by Duke DeLand | May 14, 2010 10:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 10:37

Kagan grimaced at the sight... (Below threshold)

71. Posted by jim2 | May 14, 2010 10:39 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
jim2:

Kagan grimaced at the sight of the Specter over her shoulder, as well she should. The senator had just declared that he felt a special closeness to her because he "swung both ways," but had then added "but only politically."

71. Posted by jim2 | May 14, 2010 10:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 10:39

"Oh, it's Elena...not Pat..... (Below threshold)

72. Posted by geo Author Profile Page | May 14, 2010 10:40 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
geo Author Profile Page:

"Oh, it's Elena...not Pat..my bad."

72. Posted by geo Author Profile Page | May 14, 2010 10:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 10:40

Ms. Kagan: "Thank you for c... (Below threshold)

73. Posted by RAH | May 14, 2010 10:42 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
RAH:

Ms. Kagan: "Thank you for coming by my office Mr. Spector, before we get started let me show you a couple of photos I have on the my "Wall of heroes," there's me and Hugo Chavez, and I got this one of me and Fidel Castro as he was going into surgery, look there's Sean Penn in the background putting rabbit ears on me....oh there is me and Kim Jong Il, I like that one because it actually makes me look taller than someone. But that wall behind you is of Our Dear Leader and I when we worked at the University of Chicago, I would take pictures of him when he was giving speeches, in the faculty lounge talking, when he was talking on the phone, when he was teaching. Most of the time he did not know I was even there...that one over there I actually fell out of the tree when he saw me taking a picture of him talking with Bill Ayers."

Sen. Spector: "I have a picture of Sean Penn too, he sent it to me when I wrote him a congratulations letter for winning the Oscar in Milk.....do you want to make out"

73. Posted by RAH | May 14, 2010 10:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 10:42

"It's important to keep ... (Below threshold)

74. Posted by DJ Drummond | May 14, 2010 10:46 AM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
DJ Drummond:

"It's important to keep a very open mind, Ms. Kagan. In addition to pretending to be a Republican, an Independent, and a Democrat, on the wall behind me you can see that I have also been a Communist, Socialist, a member of the SLA, N.O.W., Greenpeace - you get the idea.

You promise everything to everybody, then do whatever helps you the most personally."

74. Posted by DJ Drummond | May 14, 2010 10:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (7 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 10:46

1, I would have sworn it's ... (Below threshold)

75. Posted by Don L | May 14, 2010 11:03 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Don L:

1, I would have sworn it's would be Hillary

2, You're lucky, cause after you screw up you'll never have to change parties.

3. Now you'll just have to swallow hard and keep saying this to everyone, until after you're sworn in: The constitution was designed to limit the government.

75. Posted by Don L | May 14, 2010 11:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 11:03

You know of course if I was... (Below threshold)

76. Posted by Mikey60 | May 14, 2010 11:06 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Mikey60:

You know of course if I was still a Republican you would be toast, right?

76. Posted by Mikey60 | May 14, 2010 11:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 11:06

OK, so right after the Sena... (Below threshold)

77. Posted by Imhotep | May 14, 2010 11:07 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Imhotep:

OK, so right after the Senate confirms you, I'll stand up and say "Release the Kagan!!". And that's your que to appear for the press conference.

77. Posted by Imhotep | May 14, 2010 11:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 11:07

Solicitor Kagan, with a pea... (Below threshold)

78. Posted by Mikey60 | May 14, 2010 11:08 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Mikey60:

Solicitor Kagan, with a pearl necklace....I'm sure there's a joke there, but I'm not making it.

78. Posted by Mikey60 | May 14, 2010 11:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 11:08

Qualified? Well, I do know... (Below threshold)

79. Posted by Brad | May 14, 2010 11:20 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Brad:

Qualified? Well, I do know all the words to "You Can't Hurry Love"

79. Posted by Brad | May 14, 2010 11:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 11:20

Specter: "I'm only gonna s... (Below threshold)

80. Posted by P. Bunyan | May 14, 2010 11:28 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
P. Bunyan:

Specter: "I'm only gonna say this one more time-- now ACT LIKE A LADY!"

80. Posted by P. Bunyan | May 14, 2010 11:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 11:28

Eilean Spinchter switches p... (Below threshold)

81. Posted by 914 | May 14, 2010 11:36 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
914:

Eilean Spinchter switches parties just in time to be swept out in November.. As usual, the idiots timing is impeccable.

81. Posted by 914 | May 14, 2010 11:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 11:36

So, it's set -- you'll move... (Below threshold)

82. Posted by Rob | May 14, 2010 11:36 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Rob:

So, it's set -- you'll move to Pennsylvania, vote for me in the primary and then I'll vote for you. Agreed?

82. Posted by Rob | May 14, 2010 11:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 11:36

Dumb meets dumber... (Below threshold)

83. Posted by 914 | May 14, 2010 11:39 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
914:

Dumb meets dumber

83. Posted by 914 | May 14, 2010 11:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 11:39

The supreme court nominee m... (Below threshold)

84. Posted by 914 | May 14, 2010 11:41 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
914:

The supreme court nominee meets a twisted liberal.

84. Posted by 914 | May 14, 2010 11:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 11:41

Solicitor Kagan, w... (Below threshold)

85. Posted by rodney dill | May 14, 2010 11:44 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
rodney dill:
Solicitor Kagan, with a pearl necklace....I'm sure there's a joke there, but I'm not making it.
It's appropriate she looks like June Cleaver, since they both like the Beaver.

85. Posted by rodney dill | May 14, 2010 11:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 11:44

"Welcome to the dark side, ... (Below threshold)

86. Posted by rodney dill | May 14, 2010 11:46 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"Welcome to the dark side, your new name will be Darth Butch."

86. Posted by rodney dill | May 14, 2010 11:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 11:46

Elena: "Where da white wome... (Below threshold)

87. Posted by rodney dill | May 14, 2010 11:52 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Elena: "Where da white women at?"

87. Posted by rodney dill | May 14, 2010 11:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 11:52

Arlen: "Actually Betty Whit... (Below threshold)

88. Posted by rodney dill | May 14, 2010 11:55 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Arlen: "Actually Betty White was my first choice."

88. Posted by rodney dill | May 14, 2010 11:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 11:55

Can you get Rush Limbaugh e... (Below threshold)

89. Posted by Maddox | May 14, 2010 11:56 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Maddox:

Can you get Rush Limbaugh eliminated from that 1st Amendment thing?

89. Posted by Maddox | May 14, 2010 11:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 11:56

Elena: "Surely the American... (Below threshold)

90. Posted by rodney dill | May 14, 2010 11:58 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Elena: "Surely the American people will respect and accept me just the way I am."
Arlen: "Yea, I remember my first beer too... and don't call me Shirley." (rimshot)

90. Posted by rodney dill | May 14, 2010 11:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 11:58

There was no smoking gun ba... (Below threshold)

91. Posted by Steve Crickmore | May 14, 2010 12:03 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Steve Crickmore:

There was no smoking gun back then to help Chief Justice Warren, just a magic bullet, which I discoverd.

91. Posted by Steve Crickmore | May 14, 2010 12:03 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 12:03

There was no smoking gun ba... (Below threshold)

92. Posted by Steve Crickmore | May 14, 2010 12:03 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Steve Crickmore:

There was no smoking gun back then to help Chief Justice Warren, just a magic bullet, which I discovered.

92. Posted by Steve Crickmore | May 14, 2010 12:03 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 12:03

Ma'am, it takes a much thic... (Below threshold)

93. Posted by dfbaskwill | May 14, 2010 12:03 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
dfbaskwill:

Ma'am, it takes a much thicker resume than yours to be elected to the Softball Hall of Fame.

93. Posted by dfbaskwill | May 14, 2010 12:03 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 12:03

"She is Clean, Articulate, ... (Below threshold)

94. Posted by astonerii | May 14, 2010 12:05 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
astonerii:

"She is Clean, Articulate, and I do not think she is gay, she did not show any attraction to me at all."

94. Posted by astonerii | May 14, 2010 12:05 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 12:05

Gee, I wonder how he'll vot... (Below threshold)

95. Posted by 914 | May 14, 2010 12:07 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
914:

Gee, I wonder how he'll vote?

95. Posted by 914 | May 14, 2010 12:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 12:07

This is probably the only t... (Below threshold)

96. Posted by 914 | May 14, 2010 12:10 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
914:

This is probably the only time in recorded history anyone has been to the left of Arlean.

96. Posted by 914 | May 14, 2010 12:10 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 12:10

Arlen: "If we screw this up... (Below threshold)

97. Posted by rodney dill | May 14, 2010 12:25 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Arlen: "If we screw this up we'll all swing by the neck."
Elene: "Just as long as its both ways."

97. Posted by rodney dill | May 14, 2010 12:25 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 12:25

"Someday you may join the r... (Below threshold)

98. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | May 14, 2010 12:29 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
SCSIwuzzy:

"Someday you may join the ranks of these other powerful men on this wall.."

"But I am a woman sir!"

*crickets*

98. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | May 14, 2010 12:29 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 12:29

Hello! I am Specter, a repu... (Below threshold)

99. Posted by WildWillie | May 14, 2010 12:33 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
WildWillie:

Hello! I am Specter, a republicrat. ww

99. Posted by WildWillie | May 14, 2010 12:33 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 12:33

Spectacle: "Release the Kra... (Below threshold)

100. Posted by 914 | May 14, 2010 12:56 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
914:

Spectacle: "Release the Kraken".


Ha ha ha, good one retired military.

100. Posted by 914 | May 14, 2010 12:56 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 12:56

Turnout was low on the firs... (Below threshold)

101. Posted by sarahconnor2 | May 14, 2010 12:56 PM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
sarahconnor2:

Turnout was low on the first day of auditions for the remake of "The Rocky Horror Picture Show."

101. Posted by sarahconnor2 | May 14, 2010 12:56 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 12:56

"My Philadelphia constituen... (Below threshold)

102. Posted by sarahconnor2 | May 14, 2010 12:59 PM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
sarahconnor2:

"My Philadelphia constituents would like to know your views on the constitutional voting rights of dead people."

"Well, Senator, we still allow you to vote."

102. Posted by sarahconnor2 | May 14, 2010 12:59 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 12:59

Arlen: (thinking) "I didn't... (Below threshold)

103. Posted by rodney dill | May 14, 2010 2:22 PM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Arlen: (thinking) "I didn't know there was a female sex to the ManBearPig species."

103. Posted by rodney dill | May 14, 2010 2:22 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 14:22

Elena: (thinking) "HULK SMA... (Below threshold)

104. Posted by rodney dill | May 14, 2010 2:23 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Elena: (thinking) "HULK SMASH!!!"

104. Posted by rodney dill | May 14, 2010 2:23 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 14:23

"Next my dear I will show y... (Below threshold)

105. Posted by 914 | May 14, 2010 2:43 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
914:

"Next my dear I will show you my lingerie dominatrix playroom."

"Please do Ms. Kagan."

105. Posted by 914 | May 14, 2010 2:43 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 14:43

"Dick Cheney in drag... (Below threshold)

106. Posted by Roger McGaugh | May 14, 2010 3:16 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Roger McGaugh:


"Dick Cheney in drag."

106. Posted by Roger McGaugh | May 14, 2010 3:16 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 15:16

Former RINO meets future JI... (Below threshold)

107. Posted by DJ Drummond | May 14, 2010 3:37 PM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
DJ Drummond:

Former RINO meets future JINO.

107. Posted by DJ Drummond | May 14, 2010 3:37 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (7 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 15:37

Hair club for men picks the... (Below threshold)

108. Posted by 914 | May 14, 2010 3:45 PM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
914:

Hair club for men picks their poster boys for infirmity.

108. Posted by 914 | May 14, 2010 3:45 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 15:45

"Eeny, meeny, miney, moe is... (Below threshold)

109. Posted by proof | May 14, 2010 3:45 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
proof:

"Eeny, meeny, miney, moe is acceptable for deciding court cases, so long as you stay away from the politically incorrect second verse!"

109. Posted by proof | May 14, 2010 3:45 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 15:45

Two people who should have ... (Below threshold)

110. Posted by Mikey60 | May 14, 2010 4:09 PM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Mikey60:

Two people who should have no shot at their next gig, but strangely still do.

110. Posted by Mikey60 | May 14, 2010 4:09 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 16:09

Why does he get a say on wh... (Below threshold)

111. Posted by 914 | May 14, 2010 4:12 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
914:

Why does he get a say on whos on the court? He aint gonna be around to live with the stupid ass decisions..

111. Posted by 914 | May 14, 2010 4:12 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 16:12

So, when my ass gets beat n... (Below threshold)

112. Posted by jbwbubba | May 14, 2010 4:13 PM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
jbwbubba:

So, when my ass gets beat next week in the primary, can you help me move all these dang pictures? No seriously you got a truck or van maybe??

112. Posted by jbwbubba | May 14, 2010 4:13 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 16:13

Well I'm glad a Republican ... (Below threshold)

113. Posted by jbwbubba | May 14, 2010 4:15 PM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
jbwbubba:

Well I'm glad a Republican President picked you, ooh, wait, I mean I'm glad the President picked a Republican. Shoot, its all so confusing these days.

113. Posted by jbwbubba | May 14, 2010 4:15 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 16:15

Yes, I "made" every appoint... (Below threshold)

114. Posted by chsw | May 14, 2010 4:25 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
chsw:

Yes, I "made" every appointment on that wall.

114. Posted by chsw | May 14, 2010 4:25 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 16:25

"Just say what I say about ... (Below threshold)

115. Posted by Korla Pundit | May 14, 2010 5:40 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Korla Pundit:

"Just say what I say about party affiliation: I swing both ways!"

115. Posted by Korla Pundit | May 14, 2010 5:40 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 17:40

"You mean you DON'T like to... (Below threshold)

116. Posted by Korla Pundit | May 14, 2010 5:42 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Korla Pundit:

"You mean you DON'T like to get "softball" questions from reporters?"

116. Posted by Korla Pundit | May 14, 2010 5:42 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 17:42

"Well, you wouldn't be gett... (Below threshold)

117. Posted by Korla Pundit | May 14, 2010 5:45 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Korla Pundit:

"Well, you wouldn't be getting too much guff if you were one of those, you know, HOT lesbians."

117. Posted by Korla Pundit | May 14, 2010 5:45 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 17:45

Specter: "You're Kagan? I ... (Below threshold)

118. Posted by Dodo David | May 14, 2010 5:47 PM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Dodo David:

Specter: "You're Kagan? I thought the President selected a woman to be the next Supreme Court justice."

Kagan: "That's OK, Senator. The last time you were re-elected, your constituents thought they were re-electing a Republican."

118. Posted by Dodo David | May 14, 2010 5:47 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 17:47

Is that a softball bat? or ... (Below threshold)

119. Posted by LiberalNitemare | May 14, 2010 6:27 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
LiberalNitemare:

Is that a softball bat? or are you just happy to see me?

119. Posted by LiberalNitemare | May 14, 2010 6:27 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 18:27

"You want me to pretend to ... (Below threshold)

120. Posted by Stephen Macklin | May 14, 2010 6:46 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin:

"You want me to pretend to be your boyfriend?"

120. Posted by Stephen Macklin | May 14, 2010 6:46 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 18:46

Specter says: "You can be f... (Below threshold)

121. Posted by Vivien Hibbert | May 14, 2010 7:47 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Vivien Hibbert:

Specter says: "You can be flip because I'm already the flop!"

121. Posted by Vivien Hibbert | May 14, 2010 7:47 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 19:47

Arlent: "I prefer huskier r... (Below threshold)

122. Posted by 914 | May 14, 2010 7:54 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
914:

Arlent: "I prefer huskier rotund candidates".

122. Posted by 914 | May 14, 2010 7:54 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 19:54

Surely you jest!... (Below threshold)

123. Posted by 914 | May 14, 2010 8:16 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
914:

Surely you jest!

123. Posted by 914 | May 14, 2010 8:16 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 20:16

1+1 = malfeasance... (Below threshold)

124. Posted by 914 | May 14, 2010 8:29 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
914:

1+1 = malfeasance

124. Posted by 914 | May 14, 2010 8:29 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 20:29

Specter - "So Rosie, when i... (Below threshold)

125. Posted by retired military | May 14, 2010 8:31 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
retired military:

Specter - "So Rosie, when is your next television show?"

125. Posted by retired military | May 14, 2010 8:31 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 20:31

I see dumb people!... (Below threshold)

126. Posted by 914 | May 14, 2010 9:03 PM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
914:

I see dumb people!

126. Posted by 914 | May 14, 2010 9:03 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on May 14, 2010 21:03

Spector: "You remind me of ... (Below threshold)

127. Posted by Spike | May 15, 2010 8:38 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Spike:

Spector: "You remind me of another lesbian we had on the Supreme Court; Justice Souter".

127. Posted by Spike | May 15, 2010 8:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on May 15, 2010 08:38

Spector: "Some of your fema... (Below threshold)

128. Posted by Maggie Mama | May 15, 2010 9:00 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Maggie Mama:

Spector: "Some of your female critics complain because you are not a mother; and some of my critics complain that I am a mother."

128. Posted by Maggie Mama | May 15, 2010 9:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on May 15, 2010 09:00

Kagan : So you got a senato... (Below threshold)

129. Posted by donabernathy | May 15, 2010 9:04 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
donabernathy:

Kagan : So you got a senatorial career as reward for making up that ridiculous JFK magic bullet theory.

Arlen: Sweetie I also had to sell that load of crap with a straight face.

129. Posted by donabernathy | May 15, 2010 9:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (4 votes cast)

Posted on May 15, 2010 09:04

Dont ask, dont tell and for... (Below threshold)

130. Posted by 914 | May 15, 2010 9:33 AM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
914:

Dont ask, dont tell and for goodness sakes dont run again Arlend!!!

130. Posted by 914 | May 15, 2010 9:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on May 15, 2010 09:33

Lee Ward's Pornography.... (Below threshold)

131. Posted by retired military | May 15, 2010 9:42 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
retired military:

Lee Ward's Pornography.

131. Posted by retired military | May 15, 2010 9:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on May 15, 2010 09:42

"I'm sorry, Senator; I don'... (Below threshold)

132. Posted by Spike | May 15, 2010 11:39 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Spike:

"I'm sorry, Senator; I don't know why I thought your name was 'Oral Sphinchter'".

132. Posted by Spike | May 15, 2010 11:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on May 15, 2010 11:39

"Would you like tuna, or oy... (Below threshold)

133. Posted by Spike | May 15, 2010 11:46 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Spike:

"Would you like tuna, or oysters for lunch?"

133. Posted by Spike | May 15, 2010 11:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on May 15, 2010 11:46

"So how long have have you ... (Below threshold)

134. Posted by Spike | May 15, 2010 11:49 AM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Spike:

"So how long have have you lived in the 'Gay' State? Er, ah, ibid, 'Bay' State?"

134. Posted by Spike | May 15, 2010 11:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on May 15, 2010 11:49

"You are as HOT as Justice ... (Below threshold)

135. Posted by Spike | May 15, 2010 11:54 AM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Spike:

"You are as HOT as Justice Ginsberg is!"

135. Posted by Spike | May 15, 2010 11:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on May 15, 2010 11:54

Bring in the clownsT... (Below threshold)

136. Posted by retired military | May 15, 2010 6:20 PM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
retired military:

Bring in the clowns
There out to be clowns
Never mind, they're here.

136. Posted by retired military | May 15, 2010 6:20 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on May 15, 2010 18:20

You know, I'll probably be ... (Below threshold)

137. Posted by RadiCalMan | May 16, 2010 2:26 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
RadiCalMan:

You know, I'll probably be looking for a job this time next year. If I vote for you, do you think I could be your law clerk? It's just a little "Quid Pro quo" thing we like to practice here in D.C.

137. Posted by RadiCalMan | May 16, 2010 2:26 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on May 16, 2010 14:26

"What a coincidence! I'm a... (Below threshold)

138. Posted by olsoljer | May 16, 2010 6:31 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
olsoljer:

"What a coincidence! I'm a switch-hitter too!"

138. Posted by olsoljer | May 16, 2010 6:31 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on May 16, 2010 18:31

So...in these wall pix...so... (Below threshold)

139. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | May 17, 2010 12:10 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Sir Toby Belch:

So...in these wall pix...sometimes I'm facing
left, sometimes right. Don't let them pigeon-
hole you. If you moon the judicial panel,
remember, straight butt-on to the pool camera.

139. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | May 17, 2010 12:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on May 17, 2010 00:10

Elena is in awe of Arlen's ... (Below threshold)

140. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | May 17, 2010 12:15 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Sir Toby Belch:

Elena is in awe of Arlen's walnut-cracking
abilities....but decides that sometimes you
feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.

140. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | May 17, 2010 12:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on May 17, 2010 00:15

Elena, 8 months pregnant, d... (Below threshold)

141. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | May 17, 2010 12:26 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Sir Toby Belch:

Elena, 8 months pregnant, discusses the options
of late term abortion with an empathetic
Arlen. Specter was heard to say, "that's
what Pennsylvania is trying to do to me."

141. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | May 17, 2010 12:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on May 17, 2010 00:26

Update: <... (Below threshold)

142. Posted by Kevin Author Profile Page | May 17, 2010 1:31 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Kevin Author Profile Page:

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

142. Posted by Kevin Author Profile Page | May 17, 2010 1:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on May 17, 2010 01:31




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