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Comments (113)
President Obama is shown wi... (Below threshold)1. Posted by iwogisdead | March 26, 2010 7:16 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
President Obama is shown with copies of the top choices for his First Annual White House Book Burning Celebration, scheduled for July.
1. Posted by iwogisdead | March 26, 2010 7:16 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on March 26, 2010 07:16
2. Posted by rodney dill | March 26, 2010 7:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"They're history."
2. Posted by rodney dill | March 26, 2010 7:20 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 26, 2010 07:20
3. Posted by rodney dill | March 26, 2010 7:21 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
DRUDGEBREAKING: Leaving the once great US Economy in shambles, President Obama offers -- My Pet Gloat. Developing...
3. Posted by rodney dill | March 26, 2010 7:21 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on March 26, 2010 07:21
4. Posted by iwogisdead | March 26, 2010 7:22 AM | Score: 27 (27 votes cast)
President Obama is shown holding two bricks which were thrown through windows at the Democratic National Headquarters by Republicans. Except they weren't "bricks," but were "books." And they weren't thrown, but were delivered in boxes. And they weren't at the Democratic National Headquarters, but at a bookstore. The White House has denounced this act of Domestic Terrorism.
4. Posted by iwogisdead | March 26, 2010 7:22 AM |
Score: 27 (27 votes cast)
Posted on March 26, 2010 07:22
5. Posted by guido | March 26, 2010 7:29 AM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Haha, these idiots actually wrote these themselves!
5. Posted by guido | March 26, 2010 7:29 AM |
Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Posted on March 26, 2010 07:29
6. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | March 26, 2010 7:34 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
If you'll recall, they put my book in the religion aisle. Because, I am the One the was Foretold.
These two? Womens Studies. Because, they are bitches.
6. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | March 26, 2010 7:34 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on March 26, 2010 07:34
7. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | March 26, 2010 7:41 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
I can't read these. My friend Chavez wouldn't approve.
7. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | March 26, 2010 7:41 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on March 26, 2010 07:41
8. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | March 26, 2010 7:49 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Add these to the burn list.
8. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | March 26, 2010 7:49 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on March 26, 2010 07:49
9. Posted by IowaRight | March 26, 2010 7:49 AM | Score: 20 (20 votes cast)
The reality of his tanking poll numbers finally hit home when he found these on Michelle's nightstand...
9. Posted by IowaRight | March 26, 2010 7:49 AM |
Score: 20 (20 votes cast)
Posted on March 26, 2010 07:49
10. Posted by Joe | March 26, 2010 7:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Publishers signed, we'll never sell those copies.
10. Posted by Joe | March 26, 2010 7:51 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 26, 2010 07:51
11. Posted by Pretzel Logic | March 26, 2010 7:52 AM | Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
Guy with camera. " Read them, maybe you'll learn something"
11. Posted by Pretzel Logic | March 26, 2010 7:52 AM |
Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
Posted on March 26, 2010 07:52
12. Posted by Joe | March 26, 2010 7:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I love a good fiction novel to curl-up with.
12. Posted by Joe | March 26, 2010 7:53 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 26, 2010 07:53
13. Posted by IowaRight | March 26, 2010 7:53 AM | Score: 32 (32 votes cast)
The bookstore clerk did the best he could. He had never been asked for do-it-yourself books on how to run a country before...
13. Posted by IowaRight | March 26, 2010 7:53 AM |
Score: 32 (32 votes cast)
Posted on March 26, 2010 07:53
14. Posted by Maggie Mama | March 26, 2010 7:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I can close the book on the guys anytime I want.
14. Posted by Maggie Mama | March 26, 2010 7:53 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 26, 2010 07:53
15. Posted by epador | March 26, 2010 7:55 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
The One studies up for his approach to life after his one term Presidency.
15. Posted by epador | March 26, 2010 7:55 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 26, 2010 07:55
16. Posted by Maggie Mama | March 26, 2010 7:55 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I'm not worried cause their names won't be appearing on the front page of the NY Times any time soon.
16. Posted by Maggie Mama | March 26, 2010 7:55 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 26, 2010 07:55
17. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | March 26, 2010 7:56 AM | Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
Can you win the matching game? Turn monitor upside down for answers.
1.) Barack Obama
2.) Karl Rove
3.) Mitt Romney
a) Christian
b) Mormon
c) Muslim
17. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | March 26, 2010 7:56 AM |
Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
Posted on March 26, 2010 07:56
18. Posted by Maggie Mama | March 26, 2010 7:57 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Gee, I didn't know conservatives could even read.
18. Posted by Maggie Mama | March 26, 2010 7:57 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 26, 2010 07:57
19. Posted by Maggie Mama | March 26, 2010 7:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'm buying Joe some early Christmas presents ... maybe he finally learn something.
19. Posted by Maggie Mama | March 26, 2010 7:58 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 26, 2010 07:58
20. Posted by IowaRight | March 26, 2010 8:00 AM | Score: 11 (13 votes cast)
Hey, these aren't about me! Who would buy these?!
20. Posted by IowaRight | March 26, 2010 8:00 AM |
Score: 11 (13 votes cast)
Posted on March 26, 2010 08:00
21. Posted by sarahconnor2 | March 26, 2010 8:04 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
He who laughs last....
21. Posted by sarahconnor2 | March 26, 2010 8:04 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 26, 2010 08:04
22. Posted by sarahconnor2 | March 26, 2010 8:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Give me an A.
Give me an S...
22. Posted by sarahconnor2 | March 26, 2010 8:05 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 26, 2010 08:05
23. Posted by craig | March 26, 2010 8:12 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"I welcome this kind of examination because people have got to know whether or not their president's a crook... Well, I'm not a crook."
23. Posted by craig | March 26, 2010 8:12 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 26, 2010 08:12
24. Posted by JLawson | March 26, 2010 8:14 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Wouldit be racist to call him a Smirking Chimp?
24. Posted by JLawson | March 26, 2010 8:14 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on March 26, 2010 08:14
25. Posted by BluesHarper | March 26, 2010 8:19 AM | Score: 1 (7 votes cast)
Crackers are so funny!!
25. Posted by BluesHarper | March 26, 2010 8:19 AM |
Score: 1 (7 votes cast)
Posted on March 26, 2010 08:19
26. Posted by Mark L | March 26, 2010 8:25 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Just think of all the extra taxes he will have to pay on his royalties thanks to my health care bill!
26. Posted by Mark L | March 26, 2010 8:25 AM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on March 26, 2010 08:25
27. Posted by Corbin Dallas | March 26, 2010 8:25 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
One of these should be the right thickness to level that old desk in the office.....especially since it was leaning to the right!
27. Posted by Corbin Dallas | March 26, 2010 8:25 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 26, 2010 08:25
28. Posted by tomg51 | March 26, 2010 8:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
If I autographed these they would be worth something
28. Posted by tomg51 | March 26, 2010 8:28 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 26, 2010 08:28
29. Posted by Stephen Macklin | March 26, 2010 8:33 AM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
I can't read these. I haven't finished Hugo's book yet.
29. Posted by Stephen Macklin | March 26, 2010 8:33 AM |
Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Posted on March 26, 2010 08:33
30. Posted by Stephen Macklin | March 26, 2010 8:33 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
My health care legislation has more pages than both of these combined.
30. Posted by Stephen Macklin | March 26, 2010 8:33 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on March 26, 2010 08:33
31. Posted by tomg51 | March 26, 2010 8:34 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Yes, these did spark my Fahrenheit 451 vision of America initiative
31. Posted by tomg51 | March 26, 2010 8:34 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on March 26, 2010 08:34
32. Posted by tomg51 | March 26, 2010 8:36 AM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
This is it? You're out of Palin? You've got to be kidding.
32. Posted by tomg51 | March 26, 2010 8:36 AM |
Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
Posted on March 26, 2010 08:36
33. Posted by fustian | March 26, 2010 8:44 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Time to fire up the new death panels. Technically there is no requirement that the person actually be ill.
33. Posted by fustian | March 26, 2010 8:44 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 26, 2010 08:44
34. Posted by BluesHarper | March 26, 2010 8:49 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Mr. President... Sir.... ???
Those are called books.
Oh that's right, I forgot. You never wrote one yourself, did ya?
34. Posted by BluesHarper | March 26, 2010 8:49 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on March 26, 2010 08:49
35. Posted by fustian | March 26, 2010 8:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yeah, well at least those two books are actually selling.
35. Posted by fustian | March 26, 2010 8:51 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 26, 2010 08:51
36. Posted by fustian | March 26, 2010 8:52 AM | Score: 16 (16 votes cast)
If you're looking for "Dreams from my Father", it's over in the fiction section.
36. Posted by fustian | March 26, 2010 8:52 AM |
Score: 16 (16 votes cast)
Posted on March 26, 2010 08:52
37. Posted by Maddox | March 26, 2010 8:53 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Add these to the hate speech list.
37. Posted by Maddox | March 26, 2010 8:53 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 26, 2010 08:53
38. Posted by fustian | March 26, 2010 8:54 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Actually, he was in the market for "Mein Kampf"....
38. Posted by fustian | March 26, 2010 8:54 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 26, 2010 08:54
39. Posted by CDR M | March 26, 2010 9:00 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
How come you guys don't have my books? Didn't you see my executive order directing all American's to read my books.
39. Posted by CDR M | March 26, 2010 9:00 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 26, 2010 09:00
40. Posted by fustian | March 26, 2010 9:05 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama is apparently unaware that the penalties for hubris are still quite severe...
40. Posted by fustian | March 26, 2010 9:05 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 26, 2010 09:05
41. Posted by Timmer | March 26, 2010 9:08 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
"Miss them yet? Mwahahahaha!"
41. Posted by Timmer | March 26, 2010 9:08 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on March 26, 2010 09:08
42. Posted by Jeff | March 26, 2010 9:11 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Barack, how many times have I told you to wash up after the weekly book burnings?
42. Posted by Jeff | March 26, 2010 9:11 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on March 26, 2010 09:11
43. Posted by geo
| March 26, 2010 9:11 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
One cameraman one loser,and two winners in a bookstore...what could go wrong?
43. Posted by geo
| March 26, 2010 9:11 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 26, 2010 09:11
44. Posted by fustian | March 26, 2010 9:20 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Shouldn't he be bowing about now?
44. Posted by fustian | March 26, 2010 9:20 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 26, 2010 09:20
45. Posted by Ikkonoishi | March 26, 2010 9:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
If I get these I won't need to buy toilet paper for months.
45. Posted by Ikkonoishi | March 26, 2010 9:27 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 26, 2010 09:27
46. Posted by Pretzel Logic | March 26, 2010 9:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama under his breath "I am so screwed"
46. Posted by Pretzel Logic | March 26, 2010 9:34 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 26, 2010 09:34
47. Posted by Neo | March 26, 2010 9:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"My face hurts ... aaaahahahahahha !!"
47. Posted by Neo | March 26, 2010 9:38 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 26, 2010 09:38
48. Posted by Upset Old Guy | March 26, 2010 9:42 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Michelle and I were talking about gifts for the girls and she gives me this shopping list. I look and say, "No way," and she says if I, "want to have that fight, we can have it."
"So, here I am."
48. Posted by Upset Old Guy | March 26, 2010 9:42 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 26, 2010 09:42
49. Posted by retired military | March 26, 2010 9:45 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
President Obama smiles as he thinks about the cost savings in cutting the stimulus money to the bookstore he was visiting.
49. Posted by retired military | March 26, 2010 9:45 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 26, 2010 09:45
50. Posted by Sadie | March 26, 2010 9:46 AM | Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
Lower left: Photo of a Mormon
Upper right: Photo of MORON
50. Posted by Sadie | March 26, 2010 9:46 AM |
Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
Posted on March 26, 2010 09:46
51. Posted by retired military | March 26, 2010 9:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama's smile quickly disappeared after he stated "Oh you only ordered one copy of each" and he was told "No Mr President those are the only ones left out of an order of 10000"
51. Posted by retired military | March 26, 2010 9:48 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 26, 2010 09:48
52. Posted by what Craig Kilborn said | March 26, 2010 10:00 AM | Score: -4 (6 votes cast)
"Snipers wanted"
52. Posted by what Craig Kilborn said | March 26, 2010 10:00 AM |
Score: -4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on March 26, 2010 10:00
53. Posted by infidel
| March 26, 2010 10:07 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Neither one of them smokes or drinks and boy are they missing out."
53. Posted by infidel
| March 26, 2010 10:07 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 26, 2010 10:07
54. Posted by infidel
| March 26, 2010 10:09 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
"I've never read about capitalism and I'm not starting now."
54. Posted by infidel
| March 26, 2010 10:09 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on March 26, 2010 10:09
55. Posted by Dodo David | March 26, 2010 10:13 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Obama: "Maybe if I read these books and learn from them, then I won't be voted out of office in 2012."
55. Posted by Dodo David | March 26, 2010 10:13 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 26, 2010 10:13
56. Posted by lizzybeth | March 26, 2010 10:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Liberal Media:"Try to make your smile a little less forced and not grit your teeth this time Mr. President."
56. Posted by lizzybeth | March 26, 2010 10:29 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 26, 2010 10:29
57. Posted by guido | March 26, 2010 10:29 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
I do plan to read these, but I'm just waiting for the teleprompter versions to be available.
57. Posted by guido | March 26, 2010 10:29 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on March 26, 2010 10:29
58. Posted by 914 | March 26, 2010 10:41 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Pick your poison Barry.
58. Posted by 914 | March 26, 2010 10:41 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 26, 2010 10:41
59. Posted by sarahconnor2 | March 26, 2010 10:52 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Too bad he's not picking up some books in the diplomacy and etiquette department.
59. Posted by sarahconnor2 | March 26, 2010 10:52 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on March 26, 2010 10:52
60. Posted by sarahconnor2 | March 26, 2010 10:54 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
They must have been out of Mao's Little Red Book.
60. Posted by sarahconnor2 | March 26, 2010 10:54 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on March 26, 2010 10:54
61. Posted by GarandFan | March 26, 2010 11:00 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Meet my successor in 2012!
61. Posted by GarandFan | March 26, 2010 11:00 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 26, 2010 11:00
62. Posted by 914 | March 26, 2010 11:01 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Hey!! Where's my bestseller Bowdown in Bangkok?
62. Posted by 914 | March 26, 2010 11:01 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on March 26, 2010 11:01
63. Posted by TGScott | March 26, 2010 11:03 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Uh, these aren't MY books. I was looking for MY books. You don't have any of MY books?
63. Posted by TGScott | March 26, 2010 11:03 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on March 26, 2010 11:03
64. Posted by MidwestTranspland | March 26, 2010 11:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And behind me in the Woman's Studies section are where you'll find my book.
64. Posted by MidwestTranspland | March 26, 2010 11:08 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 26, 2010 11:08
65. Posted by 914 | March 26, 2010 11:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ha ha ha ha...Srew You America! Ha ha ha ha..
65. Posted by 914 | March 26, 2010 11:29 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 26, 2010 11:29
66. Posted by SILVER BULLET | March 26, 2010 11:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The book he is really looking for is "How to Run a Country for Dummies."
66. Posted by SILVER BULLET | March 26, 2010 11:37 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 26, 2010 11:37
67. Posted by kyle | March 26, 2010 11:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The President holds two books actually written by the people on the cover shots. Bill Ayers was unavailable for comment.
67. Posted by kyle | March 26, 2010 11:40 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 26, 2010 11:40
68. Posted by fustian | March 26, 2010 11:44 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Well, I'll be. Obama's finally got Hope in one hand and Change in the other!
68. Posted by fustian | March 26, 2010 11:44 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on March 26, 2010 11:44
69. Posted by tomg51 | March 26, 2010 11:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bet Queen Elizabeth doesn't have these on her I-pod.
69. Posted by tomg51 | March 26, 2010 11:44 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 26, 2010 11:44
70. Posted by jbw | March 26, 2010 11:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Wow, what suckers both these books combined are still smaller than my healthcare bill.
70. Posted by jbw | March 26, 2010 11:49 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 26, 2010 11:49
71. Posted by 914 | March 26, 2010 11:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
My pet goat is in the childrens section Barry!
71. Posted by 914 | March 26, 2010 11:58 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 26, 2010 11:58
72. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | March 26, 2010 12:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I'll take these two.......and that "Curious
George Shreds the Constitution" over on aisle
3".
72. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | March 26, 2010 12:07 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 26, 2010 12:07
73. Posted by UncleZeb | March 26, 2010 12:12 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Screw the contest, he is a dickhead.
73. Posted by UncleZeb | March 26, 2010 12:12 PM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on March 26, 2010 12:12
74. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | March 26, 2010 12:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Yeah Rahm.....they caught me leaving the store
with these under my Malcolm X sweatshirt, so
we'll have to pay for 'em."
74. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | March 26, 2010 12:13 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 26, 2010 12:13
75. Posted by rodney dill | March 26, 2010 12:16 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Damn... Mitt stole my title."
75. Posted by rodney dill | March 26, 2010 12:16 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 26, 2010 12:16
76. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | March 26, 2010 12:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hey guys!...this idiot can't get his explosives vest to go off.....jerk took
his TV remote by mistake."
76. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | March 26, 2010 12:22 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 26, 2010 12:22
77. Posted by Mycroft | March 26, 2010 12:57 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Obama dropping by the university bookstore and picking up his textbooks for "Government 101".
77. Posted by Mycroft | March 26, 2010 12:57 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on March 26, 2010 12:57
78. Posted by 914 | March 26, 2010 1:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Wheres that damn book on nuklear disarmament?"
78. Posted by 914 | March 26, 2010 1:02 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 26, 2010 13:02
79. Posted by Korla Pundit | March 26, 2010 1:18 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"You mean these suckers actually DID something before writing their memoirs?!"
79. Posted by Korla Pundit | March 26, 2010 1:18 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 26, 2010 13:18
80. Posted by RETIRED military | March 26, 2010 1:34 PM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
President Obama could only smile as his teleprompter was unavailable for comment.
80. Posted by RETIRED military | March 26, 2010 1:34 PM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on March 26, 2010 13:34
81. Posted by astonerii | March 26, 2010 1:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Suckers probably actually spent the time and energy to write their own books. What Chumps"
81. Posted by astonerii | March 26, 2010 1:39 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 26, 2010 13:39
82. Posted by SpideyTerry | March 26, 2010 1:43 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Next time on "Family Matters," Steve Urkel goes to the bookstore.
82. Posted by SpideyTerry | March 26, 2010 1:43 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on March 26, 2010 13:43
83. Posted by 914 | March 26, 2010 1:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
After snapshotting Barrys better side the short papparazzi soon learned he was cursed & condemned by Damien as the word "dies" mysteriously appeared over his left shoulder.
83. Posted by 914 | March 26, 2010 1:47 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 26, 2010 13:47
84. Posted by itismedavid | March 26, 2010 2:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I bet Sasha and Malia would love to read about how real leaders govern.
84. Posted by itismedavid | March 26, 2010 2:02 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 26, 2010 14:02
85. Posted by 914 | March 26, 2010 3:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy-
Add these to the burn list
Ha ha ha I just got it! Good one.
85. Posted by 914 | March 26, 2010 3:14 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 26, 2010 15:14
86. Posted by mrjoshua | March 26, 2010 3:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The President checks out samples for White House toilet paper.
86. Posted by mrjoshua | March 26, 2010 3:25 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 26, 2010 15:25
87. Posted by Peter F. | March 26, 2010 4:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Um, sir, I'm sorry, you're in the wrong section. The children's books are in the back."
87. Posted by Peter F. | March 26, 2010 4:00 PM |
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Posted on March 26, 2010 16:00
88. Posted by Peter F. | March 26, 2010 4:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hey, did Bill Ayers ghost these, too?"
88. Posted by Peter F. | March 26, 2010 4:04 PM |
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Posted on March 26, 2010 16:04
89. Posted by Peter F. | March 26, 2010 4:09 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"Take a picture, kids. Touching a right-wing book is as bipartisan as I get."
89. Posted by Peter F. | March 26, 2010 4:09 PM |
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Posted on March 26, 2010 16:09
90. Posted by RadiCalMan | March 26, 2010 4:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
With apologies to Alfred E. Neuman:
"What? Me Worry?"
90. Posted by RadiCalMan | March 26, 2010 4:26 PM |
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Posted on March 26, 2010 16:26
91. Posted by WildWillie | March 26, 2010 4:39 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Dumb, Dumber and the Dumbest. ww
91. Posted by WildWillie | March 26, 2010 4:39 PM |
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Posted on March 26, 2010 16:39
92. Posted by Cris Cohen | March 26, 2010 6:05 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
President Obama shops for kindling.
92. Posted by Cris Cohen | March 26, 2010 6:05 PM |
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Posted on March 26, 2010 18:05
93. Posted by Spike | March 26, 2010 6:40 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Romney and Rove? I prefer books by Alinsky and Marx".
93. Posted by Spike | March 26, 2010 6:40 PM |
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Posted on March 26, 2010 18:40
94. Posted by Spike | March 26, 2010 6:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Once 'the People' take over the publishing houses, we won't be publishing non-fiction books like this anymore. We'll publish books about community, equity, fairness and truth......and ME!"
94. Posted by Spike | March 26, 2010 6:55 PM |
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Posted on March 26, 2010 18:55
95. Posted by Spike | March 26, 2010 7:04 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"I'm waiting for my health care plan to come out in print".
95. Posted by Spike | March 26, 2010 7:04 PM |
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Posted on March 26, 2010 19:04
96. Posted by Spike | March 26, 2010 7:06 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Where's your Anti-Semite section?"
96. Posted by Spike | March 26, 2010 7:06 PM |
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Posted on March 26, 2010 19:06
97. Posted by Spike | March 26, 2010 7:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I don't buy hardback or paperback books; I wait 'til the teleprompter version comes out".
97. Posted by Spike | March 26, 2010 7:19 PM |
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Posted on March 26, 2010 19:19
98. Posted by JTaylor | March 26, 2010 9:04 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Yeah, I read the Bill, and I read these, too.
98. Posted by JTaylor | March 26, 2010 9:04 PM |
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Posted on March 26, 2010 21:04
99. Posted by Korla Pundit | March 26, 2010 9:30 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"Hey, I didn't read the damn bill. I'm certainly not gonna read these!"
99. Posted by Korla Pundit | March 26, 2010 9:30 PM |
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Posted on March 26, 2010 21:30
100. Posted by Korla Pundit | March 26, 2010 9:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oops. Sorry, JTaylor. I posted just before seeing you had the same exact thought.
100. Posted by Korla Pundit | March 26, 2010 9:31 PM |
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Posted on March 26, 2010 21:31
101. Posted by 914 | March 27, 2010 1:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Has he got his finger up his ass or is he just happy to see us?
101. Posted by 914 | March 27, 2010 1:07 AM |
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Posted on March 27, 2010 01:07
102. Posted by Bomber | March 27, 2010 3:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The BIG O implements Rule 5 "Ridicule is man's most potent weapon." because he thinks these books are ridiculous.
102. Posted by Bomber | March 27, 2010 3:14 AM |
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Posted on March 27, 2010 03:14
103. Posted by rodney dill | March 27, 2010 10:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Where's my book?"
"Short stories are in another aisle Mr. President."
103. Posted by rodney dill | March 27, 2010 10:18 AM |
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Posted on March 27, 2010 10:18
104. Posted by rodney dill | March 27, 2010 10:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"My book? A Million Feces. James Frey is my ghostwriter."
104. Posted by rodney dill | March 27, 2010 10:19 AM |
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Posted on March 27, 2010 10:19
105. Posted by scotty | March 27, 2010 10:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
(Look behind him)
Obama cleans out the women's studies section and stops by to see some real mens books he would read if Michele would let him.
105. Posted by scotty | March 27, 2010 10:35 AM |
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Posted on March 27, 2010 10:35
106. Posted by Brian Richard Allen | March 27, 2010 11:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
These infidels write their own books? People really do that stuff?
106. Posted by Brian Richard Allen | March 27, 2010 11:20 AM |
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Posted on March 27, 2010 11:20
107. Posted by Sheila | March 27, 2010 12:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Both books reduced to $1.99, and still no one wants to buy them! I've always said you can trust the American people to do the right thing!"
107. Posted by Sheila | March 27, 2010 12:56 PM |
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Posted on March 27, 2010 12:56
108. Posted by tfhr | March 27, 2010 4:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"No. I'm looking for 'U.S. Government for Idiots'".
108. Posted by tfhr | March 27, 2010 4:19 PM |
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Posted on March 27, 2010 16:19
109. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | March 28, 2010 1:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Book 'em DANNO!" I have wanted to say that
since I was knee-high to an anarchist........
109. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | March 28, 2010 1:04 AM |
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Posted on March 28, 2010 01:04
110. Posted by bob | March 28, 2010 10:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Everything I know about statist healthcare I learned from him.
110. Posted by bob | March 28, 2010 10:07 AM |
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Posted on March 28, 2010 10:07
111. Posted by rodney dill | March 28, 2010 10:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Photo for new cover of Obama's book. Title -- Breaking Bad
111. Posted by rodney dill | March 28, 2010 10:36 AM |
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Posted on March 28, 2010 10:36
112. Posted by rodney dill | March 28, 2010 10:47 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Barack Obama -- All cover, no book.
112. Posted by rodney dill | March 28, 2010 10:47 AM |
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Posted on March 28, 2010 10:47
113. Posted by Kevin
| March 29, 2010 1:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
113. Posted by Kevin
| March 29, 2010 1:21 AM |
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Posted on March 29, 2010 01:21