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Comments (175)
It's Bush's fault isn't it?... (Below threshold)1. Posted by fustian | February 26, 2010 8:02 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
It's Bush's fault isn't it?
1. Posted by fustian | February 26, 2010 8:02 AM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 08:02
2. Posted by fustian | February 26, 2010 8:05 AM | Score: 10 (12 votes cast)
Will no one rid me of these mad Republicans?!
2. Posted by fustian | February 26, 2010 8:05 AM |
Score: 10 (12 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 08:05
3. Posted by Gmac | February 26, 2010 8:05 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Barry said to McCain, "The election is over." unsaid "and I won."
3. Posted by Gmac | February 26, 2010 8:05 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 08:05
4. Posted by fustian | February 26, 2010 8:07 AM | Score: 41 (47 votes cast)
They have a plan Rahm. You told me they wouldn't have a plan.
4. Posted by fustian | February 26, 2010 8:07 AM |
Score: 41 (47 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 08:07
5. Posted by fustian | February 26, 2010 8:08 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
And I'm missing the Olympics for this?
5. Posted by fustian | February 26, 2010 8:08 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 08:08
6. Posted by fustian | February 26, 2010 8:10 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
And for this first time in this administration, all three medals go to the Republicans. Obama won't even be on the podium.
6. Posted by fustian | February 26, 2010 8:10 AM |
Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 08:10
7. Posted by Gmac | February 26, 2010 8:13 AM | Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
Please someone shut him up before he says anything stupid. Damn, to late, Biden's done it again.
7. Posted by Gmac | February 26, 2010 8:13 AM |
Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 08:13
8. Posted by fustian | February 26, 2010 8:14 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
They say you should never bring a knife to a gunfight. Well it IS a gunfight and we brought Biden?!
8. Posted by fustian | February 26, 2010 8:14 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 08:14
9. Posted by Pretzel Logic | February 26, 2010 8:14 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
I'm not listening..La La La La
9. Posted by Pretzel Logic | February 26, 2010 8:14 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 08:14
10. Posted by fustian | February 26, 2010 8:14 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
From the disgusted look on his face, it must be a democrat speaking...
10. Posted by fustian | February 26, 2010 8:14 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 08:14
11. Posted by Pretzel Logic | February 26, 2010 8:15 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
You want I should take of Boehner now?
11. Posted by Pretzel Logic | February 26, 2010 8:15 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 08:15
12. Posted by zipity | February 26, 2010 8:16 AM | Score: 39 (43 votes cast)
"Let's start with a prayer. Our Me, who art in heaven, hallowed be My Name. My Kingdom come, My will be done, on earth as it is in Chicago, amen."
12. Posted by zipity | February 26, 2010 8:16 AM |
Score: 39 (43 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 08:16
13. Posted by fustian | February 26, 2010 8:16 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
There may be some change left over, but that hope part seems to be all used up.
13. Posted by fustian | February 26, 2010 8:16 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 08:16
14. Posted by Pretzel Logic | February 26, 2010 8:18 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
It's time for the "let me be clear" speech boss.
14. Posted by Pretzel Logic | February 26, 2010 8:18 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 08:18
15. Posted by IowaRight | February 26, 2010 8:20 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Calgon, take me away...
15. Posted by IowaRight | February 26, 2010 8:20 AM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 08:20
16. Posted by Mpw280 | February 26, 2010 8:21 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Rahm I hope I don't shit myself when I let this one go. mow
16. Posted by Mpw280 | February 26, 2010 8:21 AM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 08:21
17. Posted by Pretzel Logic | February 26, 2010 8:24 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
It's snowing again. Global warming is bullshit isn't it?
17. Posted by Pretzel Logic | February 26, 2010 8:24 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 08:24
18. Posted by Pretzel Logic | February 26, 2010 8:24 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Wanna beer?
18. Posted by Pretzel Logic | February 26, 2010 8:24 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 08:24
19. Posted by Pretzel Logic | February 26, 2010 8:26 AM | Score: 5 (9 votes cast)
Pssst. I think we're fu@&ed boss.
19. Posted by Pretzel Logic | February 26, 2010 8:26 AM |
Score: 5 (9 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 08:26
20. Posted by JPO | February 26, 2010 8:28 AM | Score: 12 (16 votes cast)
Please God!!! A bolt of lightning just two feet to my left. If you do this one thing for me, I'll...become a conservative!
20. Posted by JPO | February 26, 2010 8:28 AM |
Score: 12 (16 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 08:28
21. Posted by iwogisdead | February 26, 2010 8:28 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Hey Rahm, can you see any of my nose hairs?
21. Posted by iwogisdead | February 26, 2010 8:28 AM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 08:28
22. Posted by jim2 | February 26, 2010 8:28 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Obama reacts as Rahm tries to ram it.
22. Posted by jim2 | February 26, 2010 8:28 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 08:28
23. Posted by Sabba Hillel
| February 26, 2010 8:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Wake up, it's time for your next speech.
23. Posted by Sabba Hillel
| February 26, 2010 8:31 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 08:31
24. Posted by JPO | February 26, 2010 8:34 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Psst! Hey Barry! You know your dog, Bo? He just bit me. Again. Apparently, the banishment to the snow outside last week didn't work after all!
24. Posted by JPO | February 26, 2010 8:34 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 08:34
25. Posted by JAT | February 26, 2010 8:34 AM | Score: -4 (6 votes cast)
Yum! Best Booger I had this week!
25. Posted by JAT | February 26, 2010 8:34 AM |
Score: -4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 08:34
26. Posted by Upset Old Guy | February 26, 2010 8:34 AM | Score: -3 (3 votes cast)
Those damn cameras already caught me with my finger up my nose. Please God, not a bloody nose too, not now.
26. Posted by Upset Old Guy | February 26, 2010 8:34 AM |
Score: -3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 08:34
27. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | February 26, 2010 8:35 AM | Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
I categorically deny that I have ever looked down my nose at any Republican.
27. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | February 26, 2010 8:35 AM |
Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 08:35
28. Posted by geo
| February 26, 2010 8:36 AM | Score: 13 (13 votes cast)
"Man those f'in retards owned you on this Health Care didnt they?"
28. Posted by geo
| February 26, 2010 8:36 AM |
Score: 13 (13 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 08:36
29. Posted by PapaWhisky | February 26, 2010 8:37 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Grapes. Bring me grapes....
29. Posted by PapaWhisky | February 26, 2010 8:37 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 08:37
30. Posted by iwogisdead | February 26, 2010 8:38 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Hmmmm . . . yes, I think the statue of me on top of the Capitol building should made of gold and be at least 20 feet tall.
30. Posted by iwogisdead | February 26, 2010 8:38 AM |
Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 08:38
31. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | February 26, 2010 8:38 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
I'm feeling a little horny. Take care of this for me, Rahm.
31. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | February 26, 2010 8:38 AM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 08:38
32. Posted by IowaRight | February 26, 2010 8:38 AM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
When I snap my fingers, you will awaken and do precisely as I have instructed...
32. Posted by IowaRight | February 26, 2010 8:38 AM |
Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 08:38
33. Posted by Justrand | February 26, 2010 8:40 AM | Score: 7 (11 votes cast)
Thinking the curtain had closed, Rahm Emanuel pulled his hand out of the back of his dummy...with embarrassing results.
33. Posted by Justrand | February 26, 2010 8:40 AM |
Score: 7 (11 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 08:40
34. Posted by Upset Old Guy | February 26, 2010 8:42 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
If that dickhead leans over one more to so he can whisper, "Those f**king retards" to me, I swear I'm going to choke him to death myself.
34. Posted by Upset Old Guy | February 26, 2010 8:42 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 08:42
35. Posted by Sabba Hillel
| February 26, 2010 8:42 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Obama reacts to Paul Ryan
Headline: "Rep. Paul Ryan (R - WI) to Obama: Your not listening ..."
35. Posted by Sabba Hillel
| February 26, 2010 8:42 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 08:42
36. Posted by JAT | February 26, 2010 8:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Thought bubble: "Damn that Chris Matthews gives good Hardball!"
36. Posted by JAT | February 26, 2010 8:42 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 08:42
37. Posted by DJ Drummond | February 26, 2010 8:43 AM | Score: 7 (11 votes cast)
President Obama begins to realize that instead of selling his soul to Beelzebub for ultimate power on earth, he actually sold it to Bill Ze Clinton for ultimate power over sycophants.
37. Posted by DJ Drummond | February 26, 2010 8:43 AM |
Score: 7 (11 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 08:43
38. Posted by Sabba Hillel
| February 26, 2010 8:43 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Sorry for the typo
Obama reacts to Paul Ryan
Headline: "Rep. Paul Ryan (R - WI) to Obama: You're not listening ..."
38. Posted by Sabba Hillel
| February 26, 2010 8:43 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 08:43
39. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | February 26, 2010 8:44 AM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
These people bore me. Rahm, summon the jester.
Rahm: Get Joe Biden in here, stat!
39. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | February 26, 2010 8:44 AM |
Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 08:44
40. Posted by Sabba Hillel
| February 26, 2010 8:45 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Rahm Emanuel: If you don't listen to the Democrats, why should the Republicans think that you would listen to them?
40. Posted by Sabba Hillel
| February 26, 2010 8:45 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 08:45
41. Posted by rodney dill | February 26, 2010 8:47 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
"SERENITY NOW!!!"
41. Posted by rodney dill | February 26, 2010 8:47 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 08:47
42. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | February 26, 2010 8:47 AM | Score: 7 (11 votes cast)
Viewed from that angle, Obama appears to be an over-his-head, naive, doctrinaire liberal struggling to govern a center right nation whose voters are lashing out against big government.
42. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | February 26, 2010 8:47 AM |
Score: 7 (11 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 08:47
43. Posted by FormerHostage | February 26, 2010 8:56 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Sic Transit Gloria"
43. Posted by FormerHostage | February 26, 2010 8:56 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 08:56
44. Posted by rodney dill | February 26, 2010 8:57 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
"So Rahm... how long has that sword been hanging up there?"
44. Posted by rodney dill | February 26, 2010 8:57 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 08:57
45. Posted by FormerHostage | February 26, 2010 8:58 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Rahm: Mr. President, is that a saved job in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
45. Posted by FormerHostage | February 26, 2010 8:58 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 08:58
46. Posted by rodney dill | February 26, 2010 8:59 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Done and Doner
46. Posted by rodney dill | February 26, 2010 8:59 AM |
Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 08:59
47. Posted by Chuckles the Glown | February 26, 2010 9:00 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Barack Obama finds that praying to Himself isn't the fun it usually is...
47. Posted by Chuckles the Glown | February 26, 2010 9:00 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 09:00
48. Posted by scotty | February 26, 2010 9:04 AM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
why is my teleprompter on the ceiling?
48. Posted by scotty | February 26, 2010 9:04 AM |
Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 09:04
49. Posted by sarahconnor2 | February 26, 2010 9:05 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
"And now, Governor Alexander, prepare to see the power of this fully operational rabid sycophant."
49. Posted by sarahconnor2 | February 26, 2010 9:05 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 09:05
50. Posted by Maggie Mama | February 26, 2010 9:07 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Allah, give me patience.
When will they learn, I only want to hear the sound of my own voice?
Yadda, yadda, yadda. Rahm's spending too much time around Biden.
Is it tee time yet?
50. Posted by Maggie Mama | February 26, 2010 9:07 AM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 09:07
51. Posted by FormerHostage | February 26, 2010 9:07 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Obama thought bubble:
I wanna hold em' like they do in Texas Plays.
Fold em, let em hit me, raise it, baby stay with me, I love it.
Love, game, intuition, play the cards with spades to start
And after he's been hooked I'll play the one that's on his heart
p-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
51. Posted by FormerHostage | February 26, 2010 9:07 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 09:07
52. Posted by sarahconnor2 | February 26, 2010 9:10 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
"Rahm, bring me my fiddle and set Washington on fire."
52. Posted by sarahconnor2 | February 26, 2010 9:10 AM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 09:10
53. Posted by Matt | February 26, 2010 9:12 AM | Score: 20 (26 votes cast)
"Bill Clinton was right, an intern under the table does make the meeting go faster."
53. Posted by Matt | February 26, 2010 9:12 AM |
Score: 20 (26 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 09:12
54. Posted by FormerHostage | February 26, 2010 9:12 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
These aren't the droids you're looking for.
54. Posted by FormerHostage | February 26, 2010 9:12 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 09:12
55. Posted by klrtz1 | February 26, 2010 9:21 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Obama is thinking "God damn Paul Ryan! Why did I let him come?"
55. Posted by klrtz1 | February 26, 2010 9:21 AM |
Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 09:21
56. Posted by IowaRight | February 26, 2010 9:22 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
When the Republicans point out the lies in your arguments, how does that make you feeeeeeeel...
56. Posted by IowaRight | February 26, 2010 9:22 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 09:22
57. Posted by krusher | February 26, 2010 9:22 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Alla Akbar
57. Posted by krusher | February 26, 2010 9:22 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 09:22
58. Posted by Jester | February 26, 2010 9:30 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Dear God! Why am I surrounded by such fools? For I, Barrack Hussein Obama, (mmm, mmm, mmm!) am the anointed one!
58. Posted by Jester | February 26, 2010 9:30 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 09:30
59. Posted by hermie | February 26, 2010 9:32 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Obama finds that placing the teleprompter on the ceiling was not the best of moves.
59. Posted by hermie | February 26, 2010 9:32 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 09:32
60. Posted by Faith+1 | February 26, 2010 9:35 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
"Forgive them Father, for they know not what they do."
60. Posted by Faith+1 | February 26, 2010 9:35 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 09:35
61. Posted by Faith+1 | February 26, 2010 9:36 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Hey everybody, is my nose clean now?
61. Posted by Faith+1 | February 26, 2010 9:36 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 09:36
62. Posted by 914 jff 62 | February 26, 2010 9:37 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Job growth is not on their minds!
62. Posted by 914 jff 62 | February 26, 2010 9:37 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 09:37
63. Posted by IowaRight | February 26, 2010 9:37 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
I always having trouble remembering the right order. Let see....I think it's Millions, then Billions then Trillions...
63. Posted by IowaRight | February 26, 2010 9:37 AM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 09:37
64. Posted by CDR M | February 26, 2010 9:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Which lifeline should I use? Phone a friend or ask the audience? These health care questions are hard. Ah the heck with answering the question, your time is up. Next talking point.
64. Posted by CDR M | February 26, 2010 9:38 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 09:38
65. Posted by Stephen Macklin | February 26, 2010 9:39 AM | Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
"Rahm, that's not my finger. But keep pulling."
65. Posted by Stephen Macklin | February 26, 2010 9:39 AM |
Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 09:39
66. Posted by RicardoVerde | February 26, 2010 9:41 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Walter Mitty leads health care summit.
66. Posted by RicardoVerde | February 26, 2010 9:41 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 09:41
67. Posted by rodney dill | February 26, 2010 9:42 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama: "Man, I'm beat, I ache all over I think I need a sauna and a therapeutic massage."
Rahm: "I think your plan only covers a couple of pills, Sir."
67. Posted by rodney dill | February 26, 2010 9:42 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 09:42
68. Posted by P. Bunyan | February 26, 2010 9:42 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Obama prays: "Allah, please strike these infidel Republicans out of MY government!"
68. Posted by P. Bunyan | February 26, 2010 9:42 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 09:42
69. Posted by recovered liberal democrat | February 26, 2010 9:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Geez, I could be on a beach in Hawaii, where they really, really love me, sipping a cold beer or a Chi Chi or a..........zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
69. Posted by recovered liberal democrat | February 26, 2010 9:43 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 09:43
70. Posted by retired military | February 26, 2010 9:43 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Dear Lord. After watching Biden, Reid and Pelosi, I now know how you felt after the Israelis kept messing up in the old testament.
70. Posted by retired military | February 26, 2010 9:43 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 09:43
71. Posted by retired military | February 26, 2010 9:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rahm - "O mighty one, shall I send away the infidels?"
Obama - "No we shall let them speak."
71. Posted by retired military | February 26, 2010 9:45 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 09:45
72. Posted by locomotivebreath1901 | February 26, 2010 9:45 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Rahm. Inform the mothership I shall ascend shortly and assume command.
72. Posted by locomotivebreath1901 | February 26, 2010 9:45 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 09:45
73. Posted by 914 jff 62 | February 26, 2010 9:49 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
"May I suggest cyanide?"
73. Posted by 914 jff 62 | February 26, 2010 9:49 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 09:49
74. Posted by mrmrmrj | February 26, 2010 9:59 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
"I could really use a "monica' right about now..."
74. Posted by mrmrmrj | February 26, 2010 9:59 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 09:59
75. Posted by J.B. | February 26, 2010 10:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Got Hope becomes Got a Prayer
75. Posted by J.B. | February 26, 2010 10:05 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 10:05
76. Posted by 914 | February 26, 2010 10:05 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Me too!
76. Posted by 914 | February 26, 2010 10:05 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 10:05
77. Posted by rodney dill | February 26, 2010 10:08 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
"The trash heap has spoken..."
77. Posted by rodney dill | February 26, 2010 10:08 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 10:08
78. Posted by J.B. | February 26, 2010 10:09 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Rahm, did God have to put up with this crap?
78. Posted by J.B. | February 26, 2010 10:09 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 10:09
79. Posted by Noam Knotkiding | February 26, 2010 10:10 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
BHO: "I'm thinking of a number between $1.4 and $1.6 trillion, guess what it is."
"Wrong!!!! the answer is $2 trillion!"
79. Posted by Noam Knotkiding | February 26, 2010 10:10 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 10:10
80. Posted by BlogDog | February 26, 2010 10:10 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Y'know Rahm, that ceiling mirror makes it much easier to pray to me.
80. Posted by BlogDog | February 26, 2010 10:10 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 10:10
81. Posted by rodney dill | February 26, 2010 10:12 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Oh the huge vanity!
81. Posted by rodney dill | February 26, 2010 10:12 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 10:12
82. Posted by 914 | February 26, 2010 10:14 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Said the grasshopper to the little shrew
Do You see what I see...
Way up in yonder sky little shrew
Do You hear what I hear...
A job, one job, starving in the night
It will show them we choose too fight
And the shamestream love's us tonight~
82. Posted by 914 | February 26, 2010 10:14 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 10:14
83. Posted by 914 | February 26, 2010 10:19 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
With eyes wide open!
83. Posted by 914 | February 26, 2010 10:19 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 10:19
84. Posted by markola | February 26, 2010 10:31 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives."
84. Posted by markola | February 26, 2010 10:31 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 10:31
85. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | February 26, 2010 10:37 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
"Yippee-Ki-Yay M----- F-----."
85. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | February 26, 2010 10:37 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 10:37
86. Posted by Shawn | February 26, 2010 10:38 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Rahm: "Yes, Mr. Obama. Soon you can block out the sun, and all of D.C. will come crawling to you for power!"
Obama: "Excellent."
(Said in the voice of "Smithers" and "Mr. Burns" from "The Simpsons")
86. Posted by Shawn | February 26, 2010 10:38 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 10:38
87. Posted by glenn | February 26, 2010 10:42 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"He's saying something I don't like Daddy. Daddy, Make him stop."
87. Posted by glenn | February 26, 2010 10:42 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 10:42
88. Posted by Roy | February 26, 2010 10:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lord, please make that woman choke on her tongue.
88. Posted by Roy | February 26, 2010 10:45 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 10:45
89. Posted by BluesHarper | February 26, 2010 10:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I've been looking down my nose at everyone for so long that I can't raise my head anymore.
89. Posted by BluesHarper | February 26, 2010 10:48 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 10:48
90. Posted by Allium | February 26, 2010 10:53 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Why would they mount the teleprompters on the ceiling?
90. Posted by Allium | February 26, 2010 10:53 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 10:53
91. Posted by GarandFan | February 26, 2010 11:08 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
YOU are THE ONE. YOU make no error. All look up to YOU. Now repeat that 20 times while looking in the mirror and it will come true.
91. Posted by GarandFan | February 26, 2010 11:08 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 11:08
92. Posted by NJ Mike | February 26, 2010 11:11 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
PBO-"Man, all I really want is a waffle....."
Rahm-"That jackass is dreaming about fricking waffles again......"
92. Posted by NJ Mike | February 26, 2010 11:11 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 11:11
93. Posted by Jeff | February 26, 2010 11:13 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
There are times, that I just wish they would find me passed out at the end of the White House driveway next to a crashed SUV...
93. Posted by Jeff | February 26, 2010 11:13 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 11:13
94. Posted by clearmind | February 26, 2010 11:26 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Rahm, sit back, I'm watching that fly and I want to get it!
94. Posted by clearmind | February 26, 2010 11:26 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 11:26
95. Posted by Jeff | February 26, 2010 11:27 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Geesh! As much as Rahm is going on and on about that olympic skater Kim Yu-Na, you'd think he has yellow fever or something!
95. Posted by Jeff | February 26, 2010 11:27 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 11:27
96. Posted by Timmer | February 26, 2010 11:32 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Pizza's here...it's thin crust...again.
96. Posted by Timmer | February 26, 2010 11:32 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 11:32
97. Posted by Pretzel Logic | February 26, 2010 11:41 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Opps correction TO 11:
"You Want I Should Take Boehner Out Now?"
97. Posted by Pretzel Logic | February 26, 2010 11:41 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 11:41
98. Posted by Porkopolis | February 26, 2010 11:49 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Dope and Strange
98. Posted by Porkopolis | February 26, 2010 11:49 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 11:49
99. Posted by 914 | February 26, 2010 11:51 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
?...........Partners in crime?
99. Posted by 914 | February 26, 2010 11:51 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 11:51
100. Posted by Joe Miller | February 26, 2010 11:52 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
When I count to three, you'll open your eyes. You'll feel completely refreshed. And you'll believe that you're the President of the United States. One. Two...
100. Posted by Joe Miller | February 26, 2010 11:52 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 11:52
101. Posted by 914 | February 26, 2010 11:52 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
"It's Bush's fault isn't it?"
Yes, it is..
101. Posted by 914 | February 26, 2010 11:52 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 11:52
102. Posted by Jer | February 26, 2010 11:57 AM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
No matter how many times I tell them 'I won, I am the president', no one seems to be listening.
102. Posted by Jer | February 26, 2010 11:57 AM |
Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 11:57
103. Posted by 914 | February 26, 2010 12:02 PM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
"When I count to three, you'll open your eyes. You'll feel completely refreshed. And you'll believe that you're the President of the United States. One. Two..."
If they could count, we wouldn't be in this predicament!!
103. Posted by 914 | February 26, 2010 12:02 PM |
Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 12:02
104. Posted by GarandFan | February 26, 2010 12:06 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
"And then the Good Prince got Health Care Reform passed and moved on to Cap and Trade. After those successes, the Good Prince led the charge for Card Check. And all was good in the kingdom. Next the Good Prince went to the Chinese to ask them to forgive the debt. Because the Good Prince was good at talking trash.
104. Posted by GarandFan | February 26, 2010 12:06 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 12:06
105. Posted by PA Patriot | February 26, 2010 12:06 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
"This ceiling needs a fresh coat of paint..."
105. Posted by PA Patriot | February 26, 2010 12:06 PM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 12:06
106. Posted by 914 | February 26, 2010 12:07 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Oh, so sorry, They can add. They added 7 states and 22 trillion to the deficit.
106. Posted by 914 | February 26, 2010 12:07 PM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 12:07
107. Posted by 914 | February 26, 2010 12:09 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
I'm sorry, They can count. 57 states and 22 trillion in new debt is a testament to that misnomer.
107. Posted by 914 | February 26, 2010 12:09 PM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 12:09
108. Posted by bill shives | February 26, 2010 12:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This is dishartening. I gave them one more time to realize I am the one. I am the Pres. and the health care proposal we are discussing is what I want for my subjects.
108. Posted by bill shives | February 26, 2010 12:19 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 12:19
109. Posted by Jeff | February 26, 2010 12:26 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
I wonder if Tiger's lonely ladies have found their blasian replacement yet?
109. Posted by Jeff | February 26, 2010 12:26 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 12:26
110. Posted by 914 | February 26, 2010 12:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"What do ya think Scotty? Boxers or briefs?"
110. Posted by 914 | February 26, 2010 12:34 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 12:34
111. Posted by rodney dill | February 26, 2010 12:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rahm: "OK, it worked for Encyclopedia Brown, but it doesn't cut it here."
111. Posted by rodney dill | February 26, 2010 12:34 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 12:34
112. Posted by Maddox | February 26, 2010 12:38 PM | Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
"I thought being King would be easy."
112. Posted by Maddox | February 26, 2010 12:38 PM |
Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 12:38
113. Posted by vader06 | February 26, 2010 12:40 PM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Day by day...
Day by day...
Oh Dear Lord...
Three things I pray...
To see ME more clearly...
Love ME more dearly...
Follow ME more nearly...
Day by day...
113. Posted by vader06 | February 26, 2010 12:40 PM |
Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 12:40
114. Posted by 914 | February 26, 2010 12:40 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Clueless from day one!
114. Posted by 914 | February 26, 2010 12:40 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 12:40
115. Posted by Vivien Hibbert | February 26, 2010 12:50 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Dear God...ah Allah...no...The One....I mean...Bhagwan...or is it: Fairy in the Tea Cup...Rahm who am I bowing to this week? Whoever it is, SAVE ME from these exasperating Republicans!
115. Posted by Vivien Hibbert | February 26, 2010 12:50 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 12:50
116. Posted by Flu-Bird | February 26, 2010 12:56 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Oh please dont make me stick my foot in my mouth becuase the taste of TJ is unpleasent and crow taste even worse
116. Posted by Flu-Bird | February 26, 2010 12:56 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 12:56
117. Posted by RadiCalMan | February 26, 2010 12:58 PM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Rahm says to Barry, "We have seen the retards and the retards are us!"
117. Posted by RadiCalMan | February 26, 2010 12:58 PM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 12:58
118. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | February 26, 2010 12:59 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
May the Force be with you too, Master Yoda.
118. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | February 26, 2010 12:59 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 12:59
119. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | February 26, 2010 1:01 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Yes sir, I know the words......This is the
the church and this is the steeple.......
119. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | February 26, 2010 1:01 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 13:01
120. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | February 26, 2010 1:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mr. President.......all of the walnut shells
are on your lap. Shall I call for the butler?
120. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | February 26, 2010 1:05 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 13:05
121. Posted by 914 | February 26, 2010 1:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Open up the doors and see all the sheeple...
121. Posted by 914 | February 26, 2010 1:05 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 13:05
122. Posted by firefirefire | February 26, 2010 1:09 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Hey Twinkletoes,does it look like I'm enjoying it?
I said take the damned glove;OFF!
122. Posted by firefirefire | February 26, 2010 1:09 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 13:09
123. Posted by Fderfler | February 26, 2010 1:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Father, you sent me down here to do good as I see it. But now you tell me Marxism isn't what you meant by doing good? Lift this cross, Father, lift this cross.
123. Posted by Fderfler | February 26, 2010 1:51 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 13:51
124. Posted by FWGMills | February 26, 2010 1:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Are they still arguing about healthcare? I'm gonna do what I want anyway. Oh look, a birdie!
124. Posted by FWGMills | February 26, 2010 1:54 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 13:54
125. Posted by Riatch | February 26, 2010 2:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cut me Mick.
125. Posted by Riatch | February 26, 2010 2:04 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 14:04
126. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | February 26, 2010 2:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sir, both my wife and I stand by Preparation H
for uncomfortable moments like these. Shall I?
126. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | February 26, 2010 2:05 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 14:05
127. Posted by Stephen Macklin | February 26, 2010 2:07 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"MMM. Arugula. Sweet sweet Arugula."
127. Posted by Stephen Macklin | February 26, 2010 2:07 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 14:07
128. Posted by 914 | February 26, 2010 2:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Allah is displeased
128. Posted by 914 | February 26, 2010 2:07 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 14:07
129. Posted by 914 | February 26, 2010 2:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Barry row the boat ashore...Hallelujah
Barry row that boat ashore...Hallelujah
Barry resign tomorrow... Hallejulah
Oh Barry, Kumbaya
129. Posted by 914 | February 26, 2010 2:11 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 14:11
130. Posted by 914 | February 26, 2010 2:14 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Clueless is thy name. Thuggery is thy game.
130. Posted by 914 | February 26, 2010 2:14 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 14:14
131. Posted by Corbin Dallas | February 26, 2010 2:16 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
I already told you....you're on your own. The teleprompter cannot be lowered to the height of the tables.
131. Posted by Corbin Dallas | February 26, 2010 2:16 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 14:16
132. Posted by jim2 | February 26, 2010 2:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Damn, they aren't the droids we were hoping for!
132. Posted by jim2 | February 26, 2010 2:20 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 14:20
133. Posted by Hodink | February 26, 2010 3:11 PM | Score: 13 (13 votes cast)
"Watch the fan twirl. You are getting sleepy. Your eyes are getting heavy ..."
133. Posted by Hodink | February 26, 2010 3:11 PM |
Score: 13 (13 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 15:11
134. Posted by timajin | February 26, 2010 3:15 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Who ever thought it was a good idea to put my teleprompter on the ceiling is fired.
134. Posted by timajin | February 26, 2010 3:15 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 15:15
135. Posted by rodney dill | February 26, 2010 3:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I'm sorry... I ate the strawberries and ice cream."
135. Posted by rodney dill | February 26, 2010 3:24 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 15:24
136. Posted by bill shives | February 26, 2010 3:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
When will these crackers realize i am the chosen one. They should be on their knees asking forgiveness for douting im vision.
136. Posted by bill shives | February 26, 2010 3:53 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 15:53
137. Posted by Jim Wilson | February 26, 2010 4:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Why Oh Why didn't I take the RED pill?
137. Posted by Jim Wilson | February 26, 2010 4:14 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 16:14
138. Posted by Don L | February 26, 2010 4:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey, who let that guy with the beard get higher than me?
This is my secret civilian army handshake for the southern battalians.
Gosh who's rubbing my leg -is that Chrissy again?
This is my signal to Michelle to start mising a double.
138. Posted by Don L | February 26, 2010 4:41 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 16:41
139. Posted by CZ | February 26, 2010 4:54 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
You may look all you like Mr. President, but your approval rating isn't up there anymore.
139. Posted by CZ | February 26, 2010 4:54 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 16:54
140. Posted by Duke DeLand | February 26, 2010 5:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
RAHM: "Picture a golden chariot, My Liege, riding along the Washington Way upon a road paved with 2,400 pages of ObamaCare!"
140. Posted by Duke DeLand | February 26, 2010 5:10 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 17:10
141. Posted by Pete | February 26, 2010 5:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Go to your safe place young Grasshopper!
141. Posted by Pete | February 26, 2010 5:15 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 17:15
142. Posted by Mikey60 | February 26, 2010 5:16 PM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
arrogance: [ar-uh-guhns}
A noun, meaning an offensive display of superiority or self-importance; overbearing pride. Synonyms are vanity, priggishness, pomposity.
(SEE ATTACHED PICTURE)
142. Posted by Mikey60 | February 26, 2010 5:16 PM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 17:16
143. Posted by D. Dean | February 26, 2010 5:49 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Bad news Boss. Howard Stern isn't going to be an American Idol judge.
143. Posted by D. Dean | February 26, 2010 5:49 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 17:49
144. Posted by pgg | February 26, 2010 5:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...
144. Posted by pgg | February 26, 2010 5:55 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 17:55
145. Posted by D. Dean | February 26, 2010 6:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bo ate the pet hamster.
145. Posted by D. Dean | February 26, 2010 6:02 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 18:02
146. Posted by Anon Y. Mous | February 26, 2010 7:16 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Don Obama, we can settle the score with all those teabagging, climate change denying, healthcare-reform obstructionists in one fell swoop. Let's show them how we party, the Chicago way.
146. Posted by Anon Y. Mous | February 26, 2010 7:16 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 19:16
147. Posted by Sean P | February 26, 2010 8:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Um, Mr. President,that's not your wife, its Andrew Sullivan."
147. Posted by Sean P | February 26, 2010 8:54 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 20:54
148. Posted by Spike | February 26, 2010 10:46 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Chauncey Gardner is very tired from working in the garden.
148. Posted by Spike | February 26, 2010 10:46 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 22:46
149. Posted by Spike | February 26, 2010 10:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rahm? I thought you were missing your middle finger.
149. Posted by Spike | February 26, 2010 10:49 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 22:49
150. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | February 26, 2010 10:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Remember,"Grasshopper" ... to catch and hold
the Golden Cricket tightly in your grasp will
bode well for all your future endeavors. Follow your inner voice.
150. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | February 26, 2010 10:57 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 22:57
151. Posted by Mike G in Corvallis | February 26, 2010 11:07 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I still haven't given up my plans to destroy those pesky Republicans. Smithers, release the hounds! ... What's that? No hounds? Well then, Smithers, release Pelosi and Reed!
151. Posted by Mike G in Corvallis | February 26, 2010 11:07 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 23:07
152. Posted by jbinnout | February 26, 2010 11:11 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Rahm, I could use a smoke.
152. Posted by jbinnout | February 26, 2010 11:11 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 26, 2010 23:11
153. Posted by jd | February 27, 2010 12:25 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I assure you, Mr. President, your transcripts showing your SAT scores in the 400's on math and verbal will never see the light of day.
153. Posted by jd | February 27, 2010 12:25 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 27, 2010 00:25
154. Posted by Judith | February 27, 2010 12:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I just hate this job!!
154. Posted by Judith | February 27, 2010 12:39 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 27, 2010 00:39
155. Posted by Rick13 | February 27, 2010 3:26 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
the last refuge of a scoundrel!
155. Posted by Rick13 | February 27, 2010 3:26 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 27, 2010 03:26
156. Posted by Gmac | February 27, 2010 6:53 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"You arrogant ass, you've killed it."
With apologies to the writers of "Red October".
156. Posted by Gmac | February 27, 2010 6:53 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 27, 2010 06:53
157. Posted by Joe | February 27, 2010 6:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Take me away Calgon.
157. Posted by Joe | February 27, 2010 6:59 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 27, 2010 06:59
158. Posted by Vagabond | February 27, 2010 9:08 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Rahm: "...and I heard that Bush will play for the Saints next year but that can't be right."
158. Posted by Vagabond | February 27, 2010 9:08 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 27, 2010 09:08
159. Posted by clearmind | February 27, 2010 10:23 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Wake me when it's over!
159. Posted by clearmind | February 27, 2010 10:23 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 27, 2010 10:23
160. Posted by ed davis | February 27, 2010 12:09 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Dammit. I forgot to have someone put halo artwork behind me for the photographers."
160. Posted by ed davis | February 27, 2010 12:09 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 27, 2010 12:09
161. Posted by william | February 27, 2010 2:38 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I wish, Rahm, that I were at home in front of the fire licking my nuts and Beau was here.
161. Posted by william | February 27, 2010 2:38 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 27, 2010 14:38
162. Posted by olsoljer | February 27, 2010 5:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Why didn't I snort that line this morning?
162. Posted by olsoljer | February 27, 2010 5:44 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 27, 2010 17:44
163. Posted by Brian Richard Allen
| February 27, 2010 6:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Il Duce!? Il Duce!? you OK? Not withdrawals, again??!!
163. Posted by Brian Richard Allen
| February 27, 2010 6:55 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 27, 2010 18:55
164. Posted by Tsar Nicholas II | February 27, 2010 7:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rahm Emmanuel is surprised to learn that the real Obama and Madame Tussauds' wax figure of Obama are one and the same.
164. Posted by Tsar Nicholas II | February 27, 2010 7:09 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 27, 2010 19:09
165. Posted by Jason
| February 27, 2010 8:05 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
"Ah, crap! Quick, Rahm! Call the doc! My neck finally seized up from all the 'smell the fart' acting!"
165. Posted by Jason
| February 27, 2010 8:05 PM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 27, 2010 20:05
166. Posted by wipic | February 27, 2010 8:38 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Never mind this crap Emmanuel, we must find
Jacko's other glove.
166. Posted by wipic | February 27, 2010 8:38 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 27, 2010 20:38
167. Posted by Gaiuspiconius | February 27, 2010 8:55 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
but, Mr President, be confident that if Trigg
could be here he would be with you.
167. Posted by Gaiuspiconius | February 27, 2010 8:55 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 27, 2010 20:55
168. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | February 28, 2010 11:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sir, we've seen you swat flies outta the air...
....but....whatcha gonna do with that cockroach?
168. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | February 28, 2010 11:45 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 28, 2010 11:45
169. Posted by Dana | February 28, 2010 5:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
When Reid finishes my hummer you want one Rahm?
169. Posted by Dana | February 28, 2010 5:56 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 28, 2010 17:56
170. Posted by itismedavid | February 28, 2010 10:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
How come economics is so hard?
170. Posted by itismedavid | February 28, 2010 10:15 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 28, 2010 22:15
171. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | March 1, 2010 12:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Shave and a haircut...two bits!
171. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | March 1, 2010 12:33 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 1, 2010 00:33
172. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | March 1, 2010 12:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Love the Vibra Chair, Rahm. Shove the cost onto
the health care bill! If I don't feel good.
NO ONE will!
172. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | March 1, 2010 12:42 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 1, 2010 00:42
173. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | March 1, 2010 12:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Michael Corleone Obama reflects on the political carnage that placed him where he
is today.
173. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | March 1, 2010 12:50 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on March 1, 2010 00:50
174. Posted by rodney dill | March 1, 2010 3:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama-Rahm-a-ding-dongs
174. Posted by rodney dill | March 1, 2010 3:44 PM |
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Posted on March 1, 2010 15:44
175. Posted by Kevin
| March 8, 2010 1:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
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175. Posted by Kevin
| March 8, 2010 1:35 AM |
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Posted on March 8, 2010 01:35