When Nancy Pelosi first became Speaker of the House after the 2006 elections, she promised us the most honest, most open House in history.
It's taken her a bit of time, and she had to get some help from the Almighty, but today a great step towards achieving that four-year-old promise was made:
Representative John Murtha won't be down for breakfast.
Murtha, a former Marine, will be honored in a very rare micturation ceremony performed by a select group of his former brethren.
In lieu of gifts or flowers, Murtha's family asks for donations. In plain brown bags. In small, unmarked bills.
In related news, former Congressman Joseph P. Kennedy II -- who declined to run for his uncle Ted's Senate seat now held by Scott Brown -- announced that he is moving to Murtha's District and will be running for his seat.
In his announcement, Kennedy said "I look forward to serving the great people of Pennsylvania with pride." Then he was overheard asking an aide "Pennsylvania, that's in southern Jersey, right? On the shore? About three hours out of New York City?"



Comments (28)
"What I'll leave on your gr... (Below threshold)1. Posted by mojo | February 8, 2010 3:41 PM | Score: 10 (12 votes cast)
"What I'll leave on your grave won't pass for flowers."
-- The Shootist
1. Posted by mojo | February 8, 2010 3:41 PM |
Score: 10 (12 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2010 15:41
2. Posted by Steve Green | February 8, 2010 4:04 PM | Score: -22 (28 votes cast)
Wow, such class.
2. Posted by Steve Green | February 8, 2010 4:04 PM |
Score: -22 (28 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2010 16:04
3. Posted by GianiD | February 8, 2010 4:08 PM | Score: 13 (15 votes cast)
Ever notice how kind and reverent the left is when one of theirs dies, and, how vile and hateful they become when a political opponent dies? (Not they they need a death to be vile and hateful)
I've never seen the venom directed at a dead libbie that Kos, HuffPo, etc have directed at a conservative.
3. Posted by GianiD | February 8, 2010 4:08 PM |
Score: 13 (15 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2010 16:08
4. Posted by Drago | February 8, 2010 4:22 PM | Score: 18 (20 votes cast)
Don't worry Steve, I'm sure obambi will have his teleprompter set up for the eulogy, so you won't have to worry about any "57 states" gaffes.
BTW, full disclosure, I went thru Navy flight school with Murtha's nephew way back when. Big fella.
Unfortunately, once he left active Marine Corps service he too found it was just too easy to slide into the "start up a military consulting company and have your "heavy-uncle" ensure that some DOD business gets steered your way."
He is under federal investigation and has been for quite some time (you know, the standard millions paid with no real product delivered scenario).
Without Uncle John around, looks like those contracts will be drying up, at a minimum.
Oh, wait, maybe that's what Stevie Green is lamenting, the fact that more good Dems are out of a "sweet federal deal".
I know how much Steve and his acorn pals hate when that happens.
Maybe there could be a "John Murths Memorial Glacier cleanup Fund".
Steve could run it.
He could even peer-review it to ensure legitimacy.
4. Posted by Drago | February 8, 2010 4:22 PM |
Score: 18 (20 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2010 16:22
5. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | February 8, 2010 4:25 PM | Score: 12 (16 votes cast)
I've always heard that if you can't say somthing nice about someone you shouldn't say anything at all.
Well, as far as I know John Murtha never raped my mom or sister.
5. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | February 8, 2010 4:25 PM |
Score: 12 (16 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2010 16:25
6. Posted by Sheik Yur Bouty | February 8, 2010 4:26 PM | Score: 15 (19 votes cast)
Steve Green talking about class is akin to duck discussing quantum mechanics.
6. Posted by Sheik Yur Bouty | February 8, 2010 4:26 PM |
Score: 15 (19 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2010 16:26
7. Posted by JD Salinger, seated between Ted Kennedy and John Murhta in Hell | February 8, 2010 4:27 PM | Score: 11 (15 votes cast)
Is it me or did it just get even fatter in here?
7. Posted by JD Salinger, seated between Ted Kennedy and John Murhta in Hell | February 8, 2010 4:27 PM |
Score: 11 (15 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2010 16:27
8. Posted by Drago | February 8, 2010 4:36 PM | Score: 16 (18 votes cast)
Sheik: "Steve Green talking about class is akin to duck discussing quantum mechanics."
Or a Railroad engineer talking about global warming!
Or a simple graduate student quoting some hiking pals from a leftist magazine about glaciers!
Or Al Gore discussing the effects of Carbon dioxide on the atmosphere!
Or Steve Green talking about anything other than moving out of his mom's basement.
8. Posted by Drago | February 8, 2010 4:36 PM |
Score: 16 (18 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2010 16:36
9. Posted by LoadTheMule | February 8, 2010 5:05 PM | Score: 7 (11 votes cast)
Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.
There is a special ring in hell for Murtha's kind and the devil's bonfire will burn bright tonight.
Good riddance.
9. Posted by LoadTheMule | February 8, 2010 5:05 PM |
Score: 7 (11 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2010 17:05
10. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | February 8, 2010 5:19 PM | Score: 8 (10 votes cast)
Murtha will be forever remembered as one who bore false witness against our military. Apparently, that is the legacy he desired.
10. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | February 8, 2010 5:19 PM |
Score: 8 (10 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2010 17:19
11. Posted by pgg | February 8, 2010 5:25 PM | Score: 11 (13 votes cast)
Come on Steve, at least we waited until after he was dead to piss on his memory. There are 8 innocent Marines that he didn't have even that much respect for.
11. Posted by pgg | February 8, 2010 5:25 PM |
Score: 11 (13 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2010 17:25
12. Posted by retired military | February 8, 2010 5:53 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Geez and the left talks about the birthers
http://voices.washingtonpost.com/thefix/inner-circle/john-murtha-dies-special-elect.html?sid=ST2010020802390
From the comments section we have this Gem
"http://voices.washingtonpost.com/thefix/inner-circle/john-murtha-dies-special-elect.html?sid=ST2010020802390
"
Following the links you get stuff like this
GESTAPO USA: Gov't-Funded Vigilante Network Terrorizes America
Share: by Scrivener | October 6, 2008 at 09:38 am
45499 views | 57 Recommendations | 1203 comments
• Pervasive NSA surveillance of the public and journalists just baseline program for array of extrajudicial abuses -- organized community "gang stalking," financial expropriation, and "slow genocide" via silent, invisible microwave and laser radiation weapons and devices.
• Cell tower- based microwave/laser radiation weapon systems used to silently and covertly torture and impair "targeted" citizens.
• Congress: Probe electromagnetic torture, impairment and terroristic vigilante harassment of unconstitutionally "targeted" Americans and their families.
• A cause of the crisis in the mortgage and credit markets?
Geez if a republican had written this stuff it would have been held up as main stream right wing beliefs.
12. Posted by retired military | February 8, 2010 5:53 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2010 17:53
13. Posted by jim m | February 8, 2010 6:05 PM | Score: 11 (13 votes cast)
Everyone dies. Dying doesn't make Murtha special.
Murtha was a crook (nothing so exceptional in a DC politician). We shouldn't stop saying so just because he passed away.
I don't know where this notion that you cannot speak honestly about the dead comes from. Read a little Shakespeare. His plays are full of people speaking their minds about the dead. Sure it's a play, but it says something about the culture.
Now it's up to voters to replace him with someone who actually gives a damn about this country.
13. Posted by jim m | February 8, 2010 6:05 PM |
Score: 11 (13 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2010 18:05
14. Posted by FormerHostage | February 8, 2010 6:32 PM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
I understand that he died of complications from gall bladder surgery. That makes sense. It had probably stopped working correctly and that's why he was so full of bile.
14. Posted by FormerHostage | February 8, 2010 6:32 PM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2010 18:32
15. Posted by Gmac | February 8, 2010 7:49 PM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
I hope the corrupt SoB is roasting in the 7th ring of Hell as I type.
From ABSCAM to the Marines he slandered without proof and all the corrupt business using taxpayer funding he steered into his district it's finally over.
I sincerely hope that his misuse of funding that he was being investigated for is pursued to its end.
15. Posted by Gmac | February 8, 2010 7:49 PM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2010 19:49
16. Posted by Myronhalo | February 8, 2010 8:57 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Unholy Smoke! That's probably the best that Murtha is seeing right now. I'm from Pennsylvania (fortunately a district with people smarter than the people who elected him) and I thought Murtha's leavetaking could only be an improvement. But now, a Kennedy wants to carpetbag to Pennsylvania and represent us? Does he think we are more naive than the people in Massachusetts?
I thought we were finally done with the Kennedy plague, but apparently like malaria, it has not yet been eradicated.
16. Posted by Myronhalo | February 8, 2010 8:57 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2010 20:57
17. Posted by Jaymienj | February 8, 2010 8:59 PM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
#7 on my Can't-Stop-Breathing-Soon-Enough list.
Eleven to go.
Anybody seen Soros lately? Cuz that one's a trip to Vegas and drinks on me, baby.
17. Posted by Jaymienj | February 8, 2010 8:59 PM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2010 20:59
18. Posted by epador | February 8, 2010 9:10 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
RIP
[see previous post comment]
18. Posted by epador | February 8, 2010 9:10 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2010 21:10
19. Posted by JLawson | February 8, 2010 10:18 PM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
But now, a Kennedy wants to carpetbag to Pennsylvania and represent us? Does he think we are more naive than the people in Massachusetts?
Of course he does. After all, he's a Kennedy - and your state is certainly deserving of the very best our political aristocracy has to offer.
Does he think you're more naive? Of course. If you aren't of the aristocracy, you're automatically inferior - and thus you need to be taken care of. Rep. Murtha's passing is a blessing of sorts - after all, you should never let a good crisis go to waste! If he doesn't get this, he might have to actually WORK for a living! (After running through his share of Ted Kennedy's leftovers, of course...)
19. Posted by JLawson | February 8, 2010 10:18 PM |
Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Posted on February 8, 2010 22:18
20. Posted by 914 | February 9, 2010 12:14 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
"Satan could not be reached for comment".
20. Posted by 914 | February 9, 2010 12:14 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on February 9, 2010 00:14
21. Posted by Jim Addison | February 9, 2010 3:19 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
May he rest in peace, and may God have mercy on his soul.
Murtha served this country honorably and heroically in Vietnam, and that service is foremost in my mind at his passing.
But I cannot forget how he dishonored that service and this nation by his criminal behavior in a position of trust, however.
Jay Tea ~ Remember, in ABSCAM, Murtha had already established his policy of NOT taking the cash, but arranging for it to be picked up later, or "invested" with friends.
21. Posted by Jim Addison | February 9, 2010 3:19 AM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on February 9, 2010 03:19
22. Posted by Jay Tea | February 9, 2010 5:03 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
ahem
Folks, this whole piece was categorized "satire."
That especially applies to the remarks of Mr. Kennedy, which I entirely fabricated.
That some folks are taking that part seriously I can either be frightened by or flattered by. I'm choosing "flattered."
J.
22. Posted by Jay Tea | February 9, 2010 5:03 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 9, 2010 05:03
23. Posted by Jim Addison | February 9, 2010 6:03 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Oh, yeah? Well, what if Kennedy hears about it and does decide to get in the race and wins? THEN you'll be sorry!
But better "flattered by" than "flattened by," eh? IYKWIMAITTYD.
23. Posted by Jim Addison | February 9, 2010 6:03 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 9, 2010 06:03
24. Posted by Sabba Hillel
| February 9, 2010 10:26 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
This reminds me of the Rabbi who had to give the eulogy at the funeral of a wicked man. He refused to say an untruth, but refused to say something bad about the dead person.
Similarly
"He was not as bad as some of the other Senators, such as (fill in the blank here with your favorite name)"
John Kerry, Harry Reid, Aaron Burr, etc.
24. Posted by Sabba Hillel
| February 9, 2010 10:26 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on February 9, 2010 10:26
25. Posted by ChiefMinion | February 9, 2010 11:02 AM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Jay,
Lest there be some misunderstanding, I'm not at all saddened by his death. Didn't know him personally. Didn't WANT to know him. Wouldn't cross the street to piss on him if he was on fire. Would start doing the happy dance the moment he was incarcerated and not stop for weeks.
But I won't celebrate his death. That's where I draw the line. Didn't do that for Ted. Won't do that for Carter. The man had a wife and family. Anything we say and do now doesn't affect Jack in any way. He's past that, but it may affect them.
Now, as soon as he's in the ground, let's get to work on winning that seat!
25. Posted by ChiefMinion | February 9, 2010 11:02 AM |
Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 9, 2010 11:02
26. Posted by Jay Tea | February 9, 2010 12:33 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Chief, I wasn't singling you out for any kind of special attention -- I was just using your comments as a way of foreshadowing my own piece, which was going to be a bit less... well, "classy" as Kim's piece, which you (rightfully) singled out for praise.
Basically, chum, I used your comments as a hook for my own piece, never intending any kind of approbition. I generally agree with your sentiment, but sometimes the impulse is too great to resist, the target too tempting...
J.
26. Posted by Jay Tea | February 9, 2010 12:33 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on February 9, 2010 12:33
27. Posted by Sheik Yur Bouty | February 9, 2010 2:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Frankly, I'm kind of pissed that he died. I wanted him convicted and jailed first.
27. Posted by Sheik Yur Bouty | February 9, 2010 2:03 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 9, 2010 14:03
28. Posted by ChiefMinion | February 9, 2010 8:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
That's what I figured. ;-)
It's all in good fun. I'm not criticizing. (I share Sheik's sentiments. Would have enjoyed watching the door slam on him as well.)
28. Posted by ChiefMinion | February 9, 2010 8:22 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on February 9, 2010 20:22