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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin

Published: February 5, 2010 - 7:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


In this image taken from video and provided by the Fox News, 'The O'Reilly Factor' host Bill O'Reilly points across the table at 'Daily Show' host Jon Stewart, on the set of the 'The O'Reilly Factor,' Wednesday, Feb. 3, 2010 in New York.


Winners will be announced Monday morning.


Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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Comments (87)

Bill O'Reilly is really Syl... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by Eric | February 5, 2010 7:36 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Eric:

Bill O'Reilly is really Sylar

1. Posted by Eric | February 5, 2010 7:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on February 5, 2010 07:36

Bill O'Reilly uses his psyc... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by Eric | February 5, 2010 7:38 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Eric:

Bill O'Reilly uses his psychic powers to cut open Jon Stewart's head and finds it empty.

2. Posted by Eric | February 5, 2010 7:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on February 5, 2010 07:38

Stewart is giddy with glee ... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by Faith+1 | February 5, 2010 7:39 AM | Score: 10 (12 votes cast)
Faith+1:

Stewart is giddy with glee at O'Reily asking him to pull his finger.

3. Posted by Faith+1 | February 5, 2010 7:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 10 (12 votes cast)

Posted on February 5, 2010 07:39

All right. We're gonna do t... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by Eric | February 5, 2010 7:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eric:

All right. We're gonna do this the scanner way. I'm gonna suck your brain dry! Everything you are is gonna become me.

4. Posted by Eric | February 5, 2010 7:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 5, 2010 07:41

While O'Reilly warns him to... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by IowaRight | February 5, 2010 7:50 AM | Score: 11 (11 votes cast)
IowaRight:

While O'Reilly warns him to stop, Stewart goes into is tuck position to maximize his rate of spin...

5. Posted by IowaRight | February 5, 2010 7:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 11 (11 votes cast)

Posted on February 5, 2010 07:50

"You shall not pass!"... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by sarahconnor2 | February 5, 2010 7:54 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
sarahconnor2:

"You shall not pass!"

6. Posted by sarahconnor2 | February 5, 2010 7:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on February 5, 2010 07:54

Stewart can't contain his g... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by IowaRight | February 5, 2010 7:55 AM | Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
IowaRight:

Stewart can't contain his glee at the opportunity to address an audience not made up primarily of stoned slackers...

7. Posted by IowaRight | February 5, 2010 7:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 10 (10 votes cast)

Posted on February 5, 2010 07:55

Jon Stewart's dream comes t... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by Jay Tea | February 5, 2010 7:56 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Jay Tea:

Jon Stewart's dream comes true: a chance to pull Bill O'reilly's finger. On national TV. In PRIME TIME.

J.

8. Posted by Jay Tea | February 5, 2010 7:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on February 5, 2010 07:56

Jon Stewart: "Flap, flap, ... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by -S- | February 5, 2010 7:58 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
-S-:

Jon Stewart: "Flap, flap, flap, flap!"

Bill O'Reilly: "Not Free Bird!"

9. Posted by -S- | February 5, 2010 7:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 5, 2010 07:58

"I didn't get a HARUMPH<... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by rodney dill | February 5, 2010 8:04 AM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"I didn't get a HARUMPH from that guy."

10. Posted by rodney dill | February 5, 2010 8:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 8 (8 votes cast)

Posted on February 5, 2010 08:04

You can pick your friends,<... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by rodney dill | February 5, 2010 8:06 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
rodney dill:

You can pick your friends,
and you can pick your nose,
but you can't pick your friend's nose.

11. Posted by rodney dill | February 5, 2010 8:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on February 5, 2010 08:06

"Oh please, Master-let me m... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by sarahconnor2 | February 5, 2010 8:07 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
sarahconnor2:

"Oh please, Master-let me make another Obama joke. They're just too easy!"
"Patience, Eegore. Patience."

12. Posted by sarahconnor2 | February 5, 2010 8:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on February 5, 2010 08:07

"YOU, Stewart, aren't funny... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by Maggie Mama | February 5, 2010 8:11 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Maggie Mama:

"YOU, Stewart, aren't funny ..... and tomorrow we'll analyze your body language."

13. Posted by Maggie Mama | February 5, 2010 8:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on February 5, 2010 08:11

I know Phil Donahue. He's a... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by Rick13 | February 5, 2010 8:15 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Rick13:

I know Phil Donahue. He's a friend of mine. You Sir are no Phil Donahue!

14. Posted by Rick13 | February 5, 2010 8:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 5, 2010 08:15

There's not 20 brain cells ... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by fustian | February 5, 2010 8:16 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
fustian:

There's not 20 brain cells between the two of 'em....

15. Posted by fustian | February 5, 2010 8:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on February 5, 2010 08:16

Stewart puts up his dukes..... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by fustian | February 5, 2010 8:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Stewart puts up his dukes...like a widdle girl...

16. Posted by fustian | February 5, 2010 8:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 5, 2010 08:17

I don't think I've ever see... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by fustian | February 5, 2010 8:22 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
fustian:

I don't think I've ever seen so much humility in one place.

17. Posted by fustian | February 5, 2010 8:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 5, 2010 08:22

Dumb and Dumber - we report... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by 2klbofun | February 5, 2010 8:22 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
2klbofun:

Dumb and Dumber - we report you decide.

18. Posted by 2klbofun | February 5, 2010 8:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on February 5, 2010 08:22

If the gloves really do com... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by fustian | February 5, 2010 8:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

If the gloves really do come off, I want $20 on O'Reilly...

19. Posted by fustian | February 5, 2010 8:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 5, 2010 08:23

A tingle goes up Jon Stewar... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by Wyatt Earp | February 5, 2010 8:36 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Wyatt Earp:

A tingle goes up Jon Stewart's leg after Bill O'Reilly scolds him.

20. Posted by Wyatt Earp | February 5, 2010 8:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on February 5, 2010 08:36

And your little dog too!</p... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by Pretzel Logic | February 5, 2010 8:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

And your little dog too!

21. Posted by Pretzel Logic | February 5, 2010 8:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 5, 2010 08:37

.regnif ym lluP... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by Pretzel Logic | February 5, 2010 8:39 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

.regnif ym lluP

22. Posted by Pretzel Logic | February 5, 2010 8:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on February 5, 2010 08:39

Megyn Kelly? DON'T EVEN THI... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by Pretzel Logic | February 5, 2010 8:40 AM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

Megyn Kelly? DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT PAL.

23. Posted by Pretzel Logic | February 5, 2010 8:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 8 (8 votes cast)

Posted on February 5, 2010 08:40

I'm lookin out for you.... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by Pretzel Logic | February 5, 2010 8:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

I'm lookin out for you.

24. Posted by Pretzel Logic | February 5, 2010 8:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 5, 2010 08:41

I know Alan ColmesAl... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by Pretzel Logic | February 5, 2010 8:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

I know Alan Colmes
Alan Colmes is a friend of mine
You sir, are no Alan Colmes

25. Posted by Pretzel Logic | February 5, 2010 8:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 5, 2010 08:42

O'Reilly couldn't have know... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by Highlander | February 5, 2010 8:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Highlander:

O'Reilly couldn't have known it at the time, but all those hours spent watching crummy Harry Potter movies with his grandkids would eventually come in mighty handy.

26. Posted by Highlander | February 5, 2010 8:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 5, 2010 08:43

"I find your lack of faith ... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by Jay | February 5, 2010 8:52 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Jay:

"I find your lack of faith disturbing."

27. Posted by Jay | February 5, 2010 8:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 5, 2010 08:52

"AAAIIIII... FART in your g... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by rodney dill | February 5, 2010 8:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"AAAIIIII... FART in your general direction."

28. Posted by rodney dill | February 5, 2010 8:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 5, 2010 08:54

"Here.... does this smell l... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | February 5, 2010 8:56 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Lindy R. Dole:

"Here.... does this smell like ass to you?"

29. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | February 5, 2010 8:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on February 5, 2010 08:56

No Bill...I really have to ... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by Pretzel Logic | February 5, 2010 8:56 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

No Bill...I really have to pee.

30. Posted by Pretzel Logic | February 5, 2010 8:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on February 5, 2010 08:56

and you better read Wizbang... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by Pretzel Logic | February 5, 2010 8:56 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

and you better read Wizbang every day!

31. Posted by Pretzel Logic | February 5, 2010 8:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on February 5, 2010 08:56

I know it's just a finger..... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | February 5, 2010 9:01 AM | Score: -3 (3 votes cast)
SCSIwuzzy:

I know it's just a finger... but I get to suck it on live TV

32. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | February 5, 2010 9:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on February 5, 2010 09:01

Hello! I knew you were a cl... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by JAT | February 5, 2010 9:04 AM | Score: -5 (7 votes cast)
JAT:

Hello! I knew you were a closet Teabagger!

33. Posted by JAT | February 5, 2010 9:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -5 (7 votes cast)

Posted on February 5, 2010 09:04

Wanna hear another Obama sp... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by Jeff | February 5, 2010 9:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff:

Wanna hear another Obama speech ? Pull my finger.

34. Posted by Jeff | February 5, 2010 9:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 5, 2010 09:05

Bill O'Reilly finally disco... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Jay Tea | February 5, 2010 9:09 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Jay Tea:

Bill O'Reilly finally discovers his Holy Grail: a pinhead who is also a patriot.

And Jon Stewart experiences his own personal "Moment Of Zen."

J.

35. Posted by Jay Tea | February 5, 2010 9:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on February 5, 2010 09:09

Bill exposes Stewart on-air... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by Falze | February 5, 2010 9:16 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Falze:

Bill exposes Stewart on-air by merely pointing at a letter "O" and forcing him into a fit of full body tingling.

36. Posted by Falze | February 5, 2010 9:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 5, 2010 09:16

Humorless drama at its best... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by 914 | February 5, 2010 9:20 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
914:

Humorless drama at its best.

37. Posted by 914 | February 5, 2010 9:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on February 5, 2010 09:20

Isn't it sad that these two... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | February 5, 2010 9:23 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Jeff Medcalf:

Isn't it sad that these two are doing better journalism than the nightly newscasts?

38. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | February 5, 2010 9:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on February 5, 2010 09:23

"Hit the road, Jack."... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by Hodink | February 5, 2010 9:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hodink:

"Hit the road, Jack."

39. Posted by Hodink | February 5, 2010 9:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 5, 2010 09:31

"The truth? You can't handl... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by rodney dill | February 5, 2010 9:32 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"The truth? You can't handle the truth!"

40. Posted by rodney dill | February 5, 2010 9:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on February 5, 2010 09:32

Stewart's body convulses as... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by IowaRight | February 5, 2010 9:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
IowaRight:

Stewart's body convulses as a fed up Obama remotely actuates the implanted control chip in his brain...

41. Posted by IowaRight | February 5, 2010 9:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 5, 2010 09:46

There; now I've "Hannitized... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by Rich Moore | February 5, 2010 9:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rich Moore:

There; now I've "Hannitized" you....It didn't hurt that much!

42. Posted by Rich Moore | February 5, 2010 9:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 5, 2010 09:51

On the count of three, an i... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by IowaRight | February 5, 2010 9:51 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
IowaRight:

On the count of three, an intimidated Stewart produces "double rocks" to O'Reilly's "half scissor", a clear victory...

43. Posted by IowaRight | February 5, 2010 9:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on February 5, 2010 09:51

"STUPEFY!"</p... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by Chairoscuro | February 5, 2010 9:54 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Chairoscuro:


"STUPEFY!"

44. Posted by Chairoscuro | February 5, 2010 9:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 5, 2010 09:54

John Stewart cowers in the ... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by Stan25 | February 5, 2010 10:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stan25:

John Stewart cowers in the corner under Bill O'Reilly's pointed finger, like Dracula cowering from the sight of a cross.

45. Posted by Stan25 | February 5, 2010 10:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 5, 2010 10:00

O'Reilly's unrelenting atta... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by mpw280 | February 5, 2010 10:03 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
mpw280:

O'Reilly's unrelenting attack causes a warm tinkle to run down Stewart's leg. mpw

46. Posted by mpw280 | February 5, 2010 10:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on February 5, 2010 10:03

Pinheads and pinheads.... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by fustian | February 5, 2010 10:11 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
fustian:

Pinheads and pinheads.

47. Posted by fustian | February 5, 2010 10:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on February 5, 2010 10:11

Come on, you know you want ... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by GarandFan | February 5, 2010 10:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
GarandFan:

Come on, you know you want to do it, PULL MY FINGER!

48. Posted by GarandFan | February 5, 2010 10:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 5, 2010 10:23

Bill and John re-enact Obam... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by DJ Drummond | February 5, 2010 10:23 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
DJ Drummond:

Bill and John re-enact Obama's first year: The Won Demands, and the Congress Cowers

49. Posted by DJ Drummond | February 5, 2010 10:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on February 5, 2010 10:23

If the studio ceiling caved... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by sarahconnor2 | February 5, 2010 10:24 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
sarahconnor2:

If the studio ceiling caved in, the national IQ would go up by 10 points.

50. Posted by sarahconnor2 | February 5, 2010 10:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on February 5, 2010 10:24

Kancho Villa... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | February 5, 2010 10:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lindy R. Dole:

Kancho Villa

51. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | February 5, 2010 10:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 5, 2010 10:40

It's all about the "O."... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | February 5, 2010 11:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

It's all about the "O."

52. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | February 5, 2010 11:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 5, 2010 11:09

O'Reilly: "Sarah Palin's ri... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by hermie | February 5, 2010 11:20 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
hermie:

O'Reilly: "Sarah Palin's right behind you Jon."

Stewart: "I just made poopy."

53. Posted by hermie | February 5, 2010 11:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on February 5, 2010 11:20

Here we have two typical mo... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by retired military | February 5, 2010 12:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

Here we have two typical moderates. one from the left and one from the right.

54. Posted by retired military | February 5, 2010 12:16 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 5, 2010 12:16

And YOU Stewart, are going ... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by D. Dean | February 5, 2010 12:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
D. Dean:

And YOU Stewart, are going to Disney World!

55. Posted by D. Dean | February 5, 2010 12:21 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 5, 2010 12:21

O'Reilly withdraws after ad... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by IowaRight | February 5, 2010 12:32 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
IowaRight:

O'Reilly withdraws after administering a massive Wet Willie to a clearly shaken Stewart...

56. Posted by IowaRight | February 5, 2010 12:32 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 5, 2010 12:32

I knew it - you do squeal l... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by Michael Hamm | February 5, 2010 12:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Michael Hamm:

I knew it - you do squeal like a pig when Keith Olberman %$#@# you.

57. Posted by Michael Hamm | February 5, 2010 12:57 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 5, 2010 12:57

Two pinheads, one patriot.<... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by fustian | February 5, 2010 1:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Two pinheads, one patriot.

58. Posted by fustian | February 5, 2010 1:18 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 5, 2010 13:18

"You, sir, are a Pinhead!"<... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by VaGal | February 5, 2010 1:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
VaGal:

"You, sir, are a Pinhead!"

59. Posted by VaGal | February 5, 2010 1:22 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 5, 2010 13:22

Mr. Stewart, can we have Ri... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by fustian | February 5, 2010 1:25 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
fustian:

Mr. Stewart, can we have Rip Torn drive you home in a new Toyota?

60. Posted by fustian | February 5, 2010 1:25 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 5, 2010 13:25

To counter the Tim Tebow Pr... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by sarahconnor2 | February 5, 2010 1:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
sarahconnor2:

To counter the Tim Tebow Pro-Life advertisement during the Super Bowl, NOW produced this video.

61. Posted by sarahconnor2 | February 5, 2010 1:25 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 5, 2010 13:25

Political reporter's versio... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by BluesHarper | February 5, 2010 1:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
BluesHarper:

Political reporter's version of ALL STAR WRESTLING.

62. Posted by BluesHarper | February 5, 2010 1:29 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 5, 2010 13:29

Stewart: yeah, Maher makes ... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | February 5, 2010 1:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Son of a Pig and a Monkey:

Stewart: yeah, Maher makes me feel all ikky too.

63. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | February 5, 2010 1:30 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 5, 2010 13:30

If you have any poo... flin... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by rodney dill | February 5, 2010 1:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

If you have any poo... fling it now.

64. Posted by rodney dill | February 5, 2010 1:38 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 5, 2010 13:38

Join me on the darkside...<... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by scott | February 5, 2010 1:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
scott:

Join me on the darkside...

65. Posted by scott | February 5, 2010 1:42 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 5, 2010 13:42

"Stewart, you're a bold ... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by Maggie Mama | February 5, 2010 2:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maggie Mama:

"Stewart, you're a bold fresh piece of humanity!"

66. Posted by Maggie Mama | February 5, 2010 2:17 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 5, 2010 14:17

Here! Pull my finger and s... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by clearmind | February 5, 2010 2:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
clearmind:

Here! Pull my finger and see what happens!

67. Posted by clearmind | February 5, 2010 2:52 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 5, 2010 14:52

"Take the handcuffs off him... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | February 5, 2010 3:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sir Toby Belch:

"Take the handcuffs off him, bailiff. My client
poses no threat to this courtroom! We plead
"NOT GUILTY".....by reason if insanity.

68. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | February 5, 2010 3:17 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 5, 2010 15:17

No More Delta!!!... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by M Malone | February 5, 2010 3:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
M Malone:

No More Delta!!!

69. Posted by M Malone | February 5, 2010 3:22 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 5, 2010 15:22

"O...O is for 'Orange'! But... (Below threshold)

70. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | February 5, 2010 3:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sir Toby Belch:

"O...O is for 'Orange'! But I can see you
ALREADY KNEW THAT!"

O'Reilly's highly praised Romper Room segment.

70. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | February 5, 2010 3:23 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 5, 2010 15:23

"GOTCHA WITH THE WHOOPIE CU... (Below threshold)

71. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | February 5, 2010 3:31 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Sir Toby Belch:

"GOTCHA WITH THE WHOOPIE CUSHION, STEWART!"

71. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | February 5, 2010 3:31 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 5, 2010 15:31

One is an overbearing egoma... (Below threshold)

72. Posted by Faith+1 | February 5, 2010 6:04 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Faith+1:

One is an overbearing egomaniac whi uses his bully pulpit of a show to brow beat his guests with inane questions and the other is....well....hmmmm....OK, both are.

72. Posted by Faith+1 | February 5, 2010 6:04 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 5, 2010 18:04

Jon, I am your father! Join... (Below threshold)

73. Posted by Faith+1 | February 5, 2010 6:05 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Faith+1:

Jon, I am your father! Join me and together we can RULE the galaxy.

73. Posted by Faith+1 | February 5, 2010 6:05 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on February 5, 2010 18:05

Ridicule, Mr. Stewart, is n... (Below threshold)

74. Posted by fustian | February 6, 2010 8:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Ridicule, Mr. Stewart, is not the same as wit.

74. Posted by fustian | February 6, 2010 8:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 6, 2010 08:13

I got you a date with Barne... (Below threshold)

75. Posted by olsoljer | February 6, 2010 8:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
olsoljer:

I got you a date with Barney Frank

75. Posted by olsoljer | February 6, 2010 8:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 6, 2010 08:58

And a wet tingle goes down ... (Below threshold)

76. Posted by RonC | February 6, 2010 9:16 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
RonC:

And a wet tingle goes down Stewart's leg as Mr.O gets in his face.

76. Posted by RonC | February 6, 2010 9:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 6, 2010 09:16

That's it - I'm sending Gle... (Below threshold)

77. Posted by Michael Hamm | February 6, 2010 11:48 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Michael Hamm:

That's it - I'm sending Glenn Beck after you.

77. Posted by Michael Hamm | February 6, 2010 11:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on February 6, 2010 11:48

"You told me to buy a To... (Below threshold)

78. Posted by Hermoine | February 6, 2010 12:28 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Hermoine:

"You told me to buy a Toyota!"

78. Posted by Hermoine | February 6, 2010 12:28 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on February 6, 2010 12:28

When bloviating gasbags att... (Below threshold)

79. Posted by Gmac | February 6, 2010 3:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gmac:

When bloviating gasbags attack...

"Oooo, don't hurt me or I'll tell my mommy."

"I bet if I poke him he'll deflate into a quivering bag of shame."

79. Posted by Gmac | February 6, 2010 3:15 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 6, 2010 15:15

"Stop spinning! This is th... (Below threshold)

80. Posted by RadiCalMan | February 7, 2010 1:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
RadiCalMan:

"Stop spinning! This is the no spin zone!"

80. Posted by RadiCalMan | February 7, 2010 1:29 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 7, 2010 13:29

I warned you that loofah jo... (Below threshold)

81. Posted by Rosedude | February 7, 2010 10:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rosedude:

I warned you that loofah jokes were off-limits.

81. Posted by Rosedude | February 7, 2010 10:31 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 7, 2010 22:31

O'Reilly demonstrates the e... (Below threshold)

82. Posted by Rosedude | February 7, 2010 10:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rosedude:

O'Reilly demonstrates the efficacy of torture.

82. Posted by Rosedude | February 7, 2010 10:48 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 7, 2010 22:48

...and you could play Colm... (Below threshold)

83. Posted by Rosedude | February 7, 2010 10:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rosedude:

...and you could play Colmes to my Hannity.

83. Posted by Rosedude | February 7, 2010 10:50 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 7, 2010 22:50

John Stewart can't hide his... (Below threshold)

84. Posted by Rosedude | February 7, 2010 10:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rosedude:

John Stewart can't hide his glee upon meeting his idol.

84. Posted by Rosedude | February 7, 2010 10:51 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 7, 2010 22:51

Stewart struggles not to vi... (Below threshold)

85. Posted by Rosedude | February 7, 2010 10:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rosedude:

Stewart struggles not to violate the ban on spinning.

85. Posted by Rosedude | February 7, 2010 10:52 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 7, 2010 22:52

Can you get Colbert to ease... (Below threshold)

86. Posted by Rosedude | February 7, 2010 10:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rosedude:

Can you get Colbert to ease up on me?

86. Posted by Rosedude | February 7, 2010 10:57 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 7, 2010 22:57

Update: <... (Below threshold)

87. Posted by Kevin Author Profile Page | February 8, 2010 1:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin Author Profile Page:

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

87. Posted by Kevin Author Profile Page | February 8, 2010 1:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on February 8, 2010 01:34




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