6. Posted by
iwogisdead | January 29, 2010 7:18 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
iwogisdead:
Expressing displeasure with a recent Supreme Court decision, Vice President Joe Biden issues a challenge to meet all nine justices in the UFC Octagon in a winner-take-all showdown.
6. Posted by
iwogisdead | January 29, 2010 7:18 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
12. Posted by
Spike | January 29, 2010 7:38 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Spike:
"I introduce to you a light-skinned, clean, articulate black man, who speaks with with no Negro dialect (except when he wants to)....Barack Hussein OBAMA!"
12. Posted by
Spike | January 29, 2010 7:38 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
32. Posted by
IowaRight | January 29, 2010 8:15 AM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
IowaRight:
...and so I tell the lady, I am the Vice President of the United States, she laughs and says that she is the Queen of England, but I still need the ticket to get my laundry, so I say...
32. Posted by
IowaRight | January 29, 2010 8:15 AM |
Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
34. Posted by
zipity | January 29, 2010 8:21 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
zipity:
"OK, so maybe I was wrong about the "clean" part, after seeing him not wash his hands after using the restroom, but the part about him being "articulate"? Oh hell....obviously I was just talking out my ass......"
34. Posted by
zipity | January 29, 2010 8:21 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
38. Posted by
Mark L | January 29, 2010 8:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mark L:
"I give you our President, who will give a speech that is so compelling that this time not only will Chris Matthews forget that he is black, but so will Keith Olberman and Rachel Maddow."
38. Posted by
Mark L | January 29, 2010 8:38 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
62. Posted by
Burke | January 29, 2010 10:57 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Burke:
Our next lot is a tarnished US President. He has low poll ratings, is clean and articulate and will provide hours of relief from white guilt. Opening bids please...
62. Posted by
Burke | January 29, 2010 10:57 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
66. Posted by
GarandFan | January 29, 2010 11:28 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
GarandFan:
For his next trick, The Obamassiah will make $2.4 TRILLION dollars disappear before your very eyes, WHILE AT THE SAME TIME INVOKING A SPENDING FREEZE! Prepare yourselves to be AMAZED!
66. Posted by
GarandFan | January 29, 2010 11:28 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"The President has asked me to come up and give you all some very intelligent reasons why you wouldn't want to impeach him, and all I want to say is..."
"Thank you, Joe, that should do the trick."
70. Posted by
Korla Pundit | January 29, 2010 11:59 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
76. Posted by
914 | January 29, 2010 12:23 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
914:
Biden: "Im tellin You Barry, We keep on tellin em' the economys growing and jobs are being created and by spring they'll be so buried in shit they wont even notice We did it to em'!"
76. Posted by
914 | January 29, 2010 12:23 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
82. Posted by
P. Bunyan | January 29, 2010 12:47 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
P. Bunyan:
Biden: "You may think Tiger Woods is a half black man who's screwed a lot of people, but right here folks, we have a half black man who's screwing hundreds of millions of people!"
82. Posted by
P. Bunyan | January 29, 2010 12:47 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
91. Posted by
914 | January 29, 2010 1:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:
6 pac puggs: "Im demanding Matthews be brought down here and shine Your shoe's right now! Just to prove I've gotten over all the racist bigotry that clouds Your past O' Great One!"
91. Posted by
914 | January 29, 2010 1:45 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
94. Posted by
Maggie Mama | January 29, 2010 2:30 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Maggie Mama:
{WTF? Why? Why did I chose Biden? What was I thinking?}
{Please tell me that he didn't just say I was speaking in my "cracker" dialect?}
Biden: "And just in case you don't thinking Obama is working for you, just check out his rolled up shirt sleeves."
Biden: "If you'll all remember, I warned America that Obama would face an international crisis within his first six months. Don't say we weren't doing anything right cause the underwear bomber didn't come until the end of the year."
Biden: "Unlike those rowdy tea-baggers, I'm no racist as you can tell by my Color of Purple tie."
94. Posted by
Maggie Mama | January 29, 2010 2:30 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
102. Posted by
retired military | January 29, 2010 3:18 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
retired military:
Obama, if I told you once, I told you a thousand times, if you speak in Eubonics at the state of the union you will never get the republicans to go along with you.
102. Posted by
retired military | January 29, 2010 3:18 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
107. Posted by
914 | January 29, 2010 3:21 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
914:
Now! Let Me refresh your mind Woodrow, there are many reason's they sent us here! First and foremost, to lose jobs. Grow government and administer our sickness to the poor..
The worst part is We believe they sent us here because We give a damn about them! The honest truth is, I dont give a dam about them! I give a damn about You and Your ordained "godhood", so let us dispense with all the chicanery and just say " Plow My field! I own You!"..
107. Posted by
914 | January 29, 2010 3:21 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
109. Posted by
Baron Von Ottomatic | January 29, 2010 3:29 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:
I-I-I know what you're gonna say son. When two halves is gone there's nuthin' left - and you're right. Two nuthins is nuthin'. That's mathematics son. You can argue with me but you can't argue with figures. Two half nuthins is a whole nuthin'.
109. Posted by
Baron Von Ottomatic | January 29, 2010 3:29 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
118. Posted by
914 | January 29, 2010 5:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:
I swear He looks like the guy that pushed Me out of a snowbank one night 30 years ago! Of course he ended up pushing Me in the other side jacking My money and telling me You'll be alright this time!
Yeah, musta been Him. That's the only real job this clown ever had! Stic up in chief!
118. Posted by
914 | January 29, 2010 5:16 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
124. Posted by
retired military | January 29, 2010 9:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:
The following picture was marked Exhibit A in the case the American People VS The Dumocrats. The subject of the equal opportunity case highlights the problems with racial quotas and hiring the handicapped for jobs they are not qualified for.
----------
PS. My sincere apologies to the handicapped in implying with the above statement that Biden is handicapped.
124. Posted by
retired military | January 29, 2010 9:28 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
129. Posted by
twolaneflash | January 30, 2010 12:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
twolaneflash:
Yeah, well I've seen you wing it without a teleprompter, too, and I'll tell you, Bub, it ain't pretty. Call me gafftastic again, I'll stick this microphone where your head is.
129. Posted by
twolaneflash | January 30, 2010 12:38 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
136. Posted by
Sir Toby Belch | January 30, 2010 10:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sir Toby Belch:
".....and in this cawnah, from the isle of Oahu, weighing in at 165 lbs., and fresh off
a loss to Congress in the Health Care Thrilla
is a leaner, meaner Barry "The Bomb"
Obaaaaaaammmmmma......Obaaaaaaammmmma!!!"
136. Posted by
Sir Toby Belch | January 30, 2010 10:26 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
147. Posted by
Sir Toby Belch | January 31, 2010 6:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sir Toby Belch:
Ladies and gentlemen.....our contestant here
here needs "Health Care Reform" .......and
he's choosing Curtain #3! Let's all go over
now and see what he's won!
147. Posted by
Sir Toby Belch | January 31, 2010 6:46 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
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Comments (149)
"If he says he would tell h... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Falze | January 29, 2010 7:11 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"If he says he would tell his family not to fly on airplanes while I'm in charge of national security I'm gonna have to slug him."
1. Posted by Falze | January 29, 2010 7:11 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 29, 2010 07:11
2. Posted by rodney dill | January 29, 2010 7:12 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"Ditto!"
2. Posted by rodney dill | January 29, 2010 7:12 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 29, 2010 07:12
3. Posted by rodney dill | January 29, 2010 7:12 AM | Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
Dumb and Dumber
3. Posted by rodney dill | January 29, 2010 7:12 AM |
Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
Posted on January 29, 2010 07:12
4. Posted by rodney dill | January 29, 2010 7:13 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
"OK... OK.... you're right... readin' off a teleprompter ain't that easy."
4. Posted by rodney dill | January 29, 2010 7:13 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on January 29, 2010 07:13
5. Posted by Gmac | January 29, 2010 7:15 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
You're doing it all wrong.
5. Posted by Gmac | January 29, 2010 7:15 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 29, 2010 07:15
6. Posted by iwogisdead | January 29, 2010 7:18 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Expressing displeasure with a recent Supreme Court decision, Vice President Joe Biden issues a challenge to meet all nine justices in the UFC Octagon in a winner-take-all showdown.
6. Posted by iwogisdead | January 29, 2010 7:18 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 29, 2010 07:18
7. Posted by Terry S/Will Profit | January 29, 2010 7:21 AM | Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
F-f-f-f ive hundred. Do I hear six?
7. Posted by Terry S/Will Profit | January 29, 2010 7:21 AM |
Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
Posted on January 29, 2010 07:21
8. Posted by Rick13 | January 29, 2010 7:22 AM | Score: 37 (37 votes cast)
Karaoke night was abruptly cancelled after Joe Biden tried in vain to get the President to sing a duet of "Ebony and Ivory".
8. Posted by Rick13 | January 29, 2010 7:22 AM |
Score: 37 (37 votes cast)
Posted on January 29, 2010 07:22
9. Posted by fustian | January 29, 2010 7:25 AM | Score: 16 (16 votes cast)
Obama is so desperate, he's starting to listen to Biden...
9. Posted by fustian | January 29, 2010 7:25 AM |
Score: 16 (16 votes cast)
Posted on January 29, 2010 07:25
10. Posted by fustian | January 29, 2010 7:29 AM | Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
All you need to know about Obama is that he thought Biden was some kind of foreign policy expert.
10. Posted by fustian | January 29, 2010 7:29 AM |
Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
Posted on January 29, 2010 07:29
11. Posted by Spike | January 29, 2010 7:34 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
"The solution is a three letter word: J - O - B - S"!
11. Posted by Spike | January 29, 2010 7:34 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on January 29, 2010 07:34
12. Posted by Spike | January 29, 2010 7:38 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"I introduce to you a light-skinned, clean, articulate black man, who speaks with with no Negro dialect (except when he wants to)....Barack Hussein OBAMA!"
12. Posted by Spike | January 29, 2010 7:38 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 29, 2010 07:38
13. Posted by fustian | January 29, 2010 7:41 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
I say we nuke Massachusetts!
13. Posted by fustian | January 29, 2010 7:41 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 29, 2010 07:41
14. Posted by fustian | January 29, 2010 7:44 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Barack, I may not have the sense God gave an in-grown lychee nut, but at least you don't see me pissin' off the Supreme Court.
What were you thinkin' man?
14. Posted by fustian | January 29, 2010 7:44 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 29, 2010 07:44
15. Posted by IowaRight | January 29, 2010 7:50 AM | Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
And I'll tell you another thing about this man, He DOES NOT QUIT...except Afghanistan, Gitmo, the War on Terror, and capitalism...
15. Posted by IowaRight | January 29, 2010 7:50 AM |
Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
Posted on January 29, 2010 07:50
16. Posted by fustian | January 29, 2010 7:51 AM | Score: 30 (30 votes cast)
With his teleprompter broken, Obama had no choice but to let Biden speak...
16. Posted by fustian | January 29, 2010 7:51 AM |
Score: 30 (30 votes cast)
Posted on January 29, 2010 07:51
17. Posted by IowaRight | January 29, 2010 7:53 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
I've got Spirit yes I do, I've got Spirit, how 'bout you!
17. Posted by IowaRight | January 29, 2010 7:53 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 29, 2010 07:53
18. Posted by John Sheehan | January 29, 2010 7:54 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Barry guess of the Deficit Prize package is $8 Gazillion....remember your guess cannot be over here on The Price is Right........
18. Posted by John Sheehan | January 29, 2010 7:54 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 29, 2010 07:54
19. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 29, 2010 7:56 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Ya head down K street, go about two blocks, turn right at the Starbucks....
19. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 29, 2010 7:56 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on January 29, 2010 07:56
20. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 29, 2010 7:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I wouldn't pull my finger if I were you.
20. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 29, 2010 7:57 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 29, 2010 07:57
21. Posted by Steve | January 29, 2010 7:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama thought bubble: "In retrospect, why didn't I go with John Edwards?"
21. Posted by Steve | January 29, 2010 7:58 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 29, 2010 07:58
22. Posted by Upset Old Guy | January 29, 2010 7:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"And the next time one of you ninnies laughs or farts while this man is talking I'm coming up there to kick some serious butt."
22. Posted by Upset Old Guy | January 29, 2010 7:59 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 29, 2010 07:59
23. Posted by Jim | January 29, 2010 8:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Look Barry, I told you already, there will be NO new coal or nuclear facilities in the US. Don't make me tell you again!
23. Posted by Jim | January 29, 2010 8:02 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 29, 2010 08:02
24. Posted by fustian | January 29, 2010 8:05 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Who's bright idea was it to put these two in charge of a national economy?
24. Posted by fustian | January 29, 2010 8:05 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 29, 2010 08:05
25. Posted by JAT | January 29, 2010 8:05 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Slow Joe: "I'm starting to hear word on the streets that you are more stupid than I am. Takes the heat off me!"
25. Posted by JAT | January 29, 2010 8:05 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 29, 2010 08:05
26. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 29, 2010 8:07 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
If they say "You Lie" you say "You Suck". If they mouth something to you, you get in their face. If they bring a knife, we bring a gun.
26. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 29, 2010 8:07 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on January 29, 2010 08:07
27. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 29, 2010 8:08 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
"This one time, at band camp..."
27. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 29, 2010 8:08 AM |
Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Posted on January 29, 2010 08:08
28. Posted by fustian | January 29, 2010 8:08 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Barack, go take a cigarette break, then come back here and tell us about health care.
28. Posted by fustian | January 29, 2010 8:08 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 29, 2010 08:08
29. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 29, 2010 8:09 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
"Anyway, so the Rabbi says to the Mexican..."
29. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 29, 2010 8:09 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on January 29, 2010 08:09
30. Posted by fustian | January 29, 2010 8:10 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
You can tell Obama's thrown in the towel when he lets Biden speak.
30. Posted by fustian | January 29, 2010 8:10 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 29, 2010 08:10
31. Posted by geo
| January 29, 2010 8:11 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
"Look, if you dont let me talk, how are people gonna know you are the smart one?"
31. Posted by geo
| January 29, 2010 8:11 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 29, 2010 08:11
32. Posted by IowaRight | January 29, 2010 8:15 AM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
...and so I tell the lady, I am the Vice President of the United States, she laughs and says that she is the Queen of England, but I still need the ticket to get my laundry, so I say...
32. Posted by IowaRight | January 29, 2010 8:15 AM |
Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
Posted on January 29, 2010 08:15
33. Posted by jim2 | January 29, 2010 8:16 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Where's Simon Cowell when we need him?
33. Posted by jim2 | January 29, 2010 8:16 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 29, 2010 08:16
34. Posted by zipity | January 29, 2010 8:21 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"OK, so maybe I was wrong about the "clean" part, after seeing him not wash his hands after using the restroom, but the part about him being "articulate"? Oh hell....obviously I was just talking out my ass......"
34. Posted by zipity | January 29, 2010 8:21 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 29, 2010 08:21
35. Posted by McGehee | January 29, 2010 8:24 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
They knew they didn't have a chance until the show was renamed "American Idiot."
35. Posted by McGehee | January 29, 2010 8:24 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 29, 2010 08:24
36. Posted by WildWillie | January 29, 2010 8:31 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"Really, ladies and gentleman, he does smell clean". ww
36. Posted by WildWillie | January 29, 2010 8:31 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 29, 2010 08:31
37. Posted by Joe | January 29, 2010 8:35 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I can say "I" more than you can Barack.
37. Posted by Joe | January 29, 2010 8:35 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 29, 2010 08:35
38. Posted by Mark L | January 29, 2010 8:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I give you our President, who will give a speech that is so compelling that this time not only will Chris Matthews forget that he is black, but so will Keith Olberman and Rachel Maddow."
38. Posted by Mark L | January 29, 2010 8:38 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 29, 2010 08:38
39. Posted by Joe | January 29, 2010 8:39 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
I would prefer to be a two-term bad Vice President Barack.
39. Posted by Joe | January 29, 2010 8:39 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 29, 2010 08:39
40. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | January 29, 2010 8:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hillary didn't come to the SOTU address... so I say the Bitch must die."
40. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | January 29, 2010 8:41 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 29, 2010 08:41
41. Posted by infidel
| January 29, 2010 8:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"If he would just shut up I'd spring for a new set of plugs."
41. Posted by infidel
| January 29, 2010 8:53 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 29, 2010 08:53
42. Posted by vader06 | January 29, 2010 8:54 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Obama: "Why oh why didn't I take the blue pill ???"
42. Posted by vader06 | January 29, 2010 8:54 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 29, 2010 08:54
43. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | January 29, 2010 9:02 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Chris Mathews is so right. In this light, if I squint just right, I can almost forget you are black.
43. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | January 29, 2010 9:02 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 29, 2010 09:02
44. Posted by Neoluddite | January 29, 2010 9:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oboma thought bubble: "Sure, life insurance is important, but the cost!"
44. Posted by Neoluddite | January 29, 2010 9:08 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 29, 2010 09:08
45. Posted by Joe Miller | January 29, 2010 9:08 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I got this Mr. Microphone for Christmas! Listen to "New York, New York!"
45. Posted by Joe Miller | January 29, 2010 9:08 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 29, 2010 09:08
46. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | January 29, 2010 9:09 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Post-sentient America.
46. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | January 29, 2010 9:09 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 29, 2010 09:09
47. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | January 29, 2010 9:12 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I love you,
You love me,
We're a happy family...
47. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | January 29, 2010 9:12 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 29, 2010 09:12
48. Posted by 914 | January 29, 2010 9:47 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
2 idiots, no red tie, have microphone, were in debt.
48. Posted by 914 | January 29, 2010 9:47 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 29, 2010 09:47
49. Posted by IowaRight | January 29, 2010 9:53 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
I swear it boss, every time Pelosi jumped to her feet to clap, she farted! EVERY DAMN TIME!
49. Posted by IowaRight | January 29, 2010 9:53 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on January 29, 2010 09:53
50. Posted by jennifer | January 29, 2010 10:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Biden thought bubble "He listens so well for a black man"
Obama thought bubble "wonder what my teleprompter will tell me to say about his speech?"
Behind the curtain thought bubble "these idiots are so easy to control"
50. Posted by jennifer | January 29, 2010 10:09 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 29, 2010 10:09
51. Posted by mpw280 | January 29, 2010 10:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama: I thought I was getting a foreign policy wonk not a fu#$ing dork. mpw
51. Posted by mpw280 | January 29, 2010 10:12 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 29, 2010 10:12
52. Posted by cathymv | January 29, 2010 10:14 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Damn it Obama, get your hand out of my ass! I keep telling you - I am not Walter!!!
see ya
cathy :)
52. Posted by cathymv | January 29, 2010 10:14 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 29, 2010 10:14
53. Posted by 914 | January 29, 2010 10:22 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
~ Wont ya take Me too
shanty town
Introduce Me too
Mister brown
So squeeky clean
He's a pro
Dont ask Me why
Im just joe
~Interlude~
Confine us to a
shanty town
Asshats for life
black or brown
Join us in our
shanty town
We'll make America a
shanty town~
53. Posted by 914 | January 29, 2010 10:22 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 29, 2010 10:22
54. Posted by 914 | January 29, 2010 10:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"A love shack is a little ol' place where We screw up together, love shack Bambiiiiii"
54. Posted by 914 | January 29, 2010 10:24 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 29, 2010 10:24
55. Posted by 914 | January 29, 2010 10:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
~Put Your head on My shoulders
Whisper in My big ears, Joey
Lies I long to hear, tell Me
That Your still in love with Me
Put Your lips next to mine~
err.. Forget the rest of that verse..
55. Posted by 914 | January 29, 2010 10:31 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 29, 2010 10:31
56. Posted by 914 | January 29, 2010 10:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
" Dammitt!! When I say I want jobs created everywhere but America! You better damn well know I mean it!!!"
56. Posted by 914 | January 29, 2010 10:33 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 29, 2010 10:33
57. Posted by john1v6 | January 29, 2010 10:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Thirty minutes ago Obama gave Biden the microphone and said, "Check this and make sure it's on. All you have to do is say, 'Testing...1...2...3.'"
57. Posted by john1v6 | January 29, 2010 10:44 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 29, 2010 10:44
58. Posted by 914 | January 29, 2010 10:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A candid moment brought to You in living color by Faux News:
"Is it true Saul,that once You go black You never catch a break"
"Er...ah..um....era...W..uhh.......mmmm, mmmm, mmmm... Load the Damned prompter already!"
58. Posted by 914 | January 29, 2010 10:45 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 29, 2010 10:45
59. Posted by 914 | January 29, 2010 10:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
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That was quick? You got My vote Barry!
59. Posted by 914 | January 29, 2010 10:49 AM |
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Posted on January 29, 2010 10:49
60. Posted by Jeff | January 29, 2010 10:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In Obamas mind: He's been hold that um for about a minute now. Maybe he had a stroke, please god let that be it.
60. Posted by Jeff | January 29, 2010 10:50 AM |
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Posted on January 29, 2010 10:50
61. Posted by BluesHarper | January 29, 2010 10:54 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I hear some people mistake me for a dummy!
61. Posted by BluesHarper | January 29, 2010 10:54 AM |
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Posted on January 29, 2010 10:54
62. Posted by Burke | January 29, 2010 10:57 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Our next lot is a tarnished US President. He has low poll ratings, is clean and articulate and will provide hours of relief from white guilt. Opening bids please...
62. Posted by Burke | January 29, 2010 10:57 AM |
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Posted on January 29, 2010 10:57
63. Posted by _Mike_ | January 29, 2010 11:05 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Biden - "And our policies will help grow the government and expand unemployment.."
Obama - "*Gulp* Who gave Joe the mic?"
63. Posted by _Mike_ | January 29, 2010 11:05 AM |
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Posted on January 29, 2010 11:05
64. Posted by Brad | January 29, 2010 11:09 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
American Idle
64. Posted by Brad | January 29, 2010 11:09 AM |
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Posted on January 29, 2010 11:09
65. Posted by SILVER BULLET | January 29, 2010 11:12 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Any goofball who wears a purple tie should be required to eat a microphone!
65. Posted by SILVER BULLET | January 29, 2010 11:12 AM |
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Posted on January 29, 2010 11:12
66. Posted by GarandFan | January 29, 2010 11:28 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
For his next trick, The Obamassiah will make $2.4 TRILLION dollars disappear before your very eyes, WHILE AT THE SAME TIME INVOKING A SPENDING FREEZE! Prepare yourselves to be AMAZED!
66. Posted by GarandFan | January 29, 2010 11:28 AM |
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Posted on January 29, 2010 11:28
67. Posted by GarandFan | January 29, 2010 11:29 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
AND NOW......HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE'S Barry!
67. Posted by GarandFan | January 29, 2010 11:29 AM |
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Posted on January 29, 2010 11:29
68. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | January 29, 2010 11:34 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
And when I die, and you become President...er, what,...I'm not the President?
68. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | January 29, 2010 11:34 AM |
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Posted on January 29, 2010 11:34
69. Posted by Korla Pundit | January 29, 2010 11:56 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Oh, screw it; we're going straight for Stimulus 3!
69. Posted by Korla Pundit | January 29, 2010 11:56 AM |
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Posted on January 29, 2010 11:56
70. Posted by Korla Pundit | January 29, 2010 11:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"The President has asked me to come up and give you all some very intelligent reasons why you wouldn't want to impeach him, and all I want to say is..."
"Thank you, Joe, that should do the trick."
70. Posted by Korla Pundit | January 29, 2010 11:59 AM |
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Posted on January 29, 2010 11:59
71. Posted by Korla Pundit | January 29, 2010 12:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jimmy Carter II and Dan Quayle II.
71. Posted by Korla Pundit | January 29, 2010 12:00 PM |
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Posted on January 29, 2010 12:00
72. Posted by Peter F. | January 29, 2010 12:01 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"I know, Eminem, and you, sir, are no Eminem."
72. Posted by Peter F. | January 29, 2010 12:01 PM |
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Posted on January 29, 2010 12:01
73. Posted by Peter F. | January 29, 2010 12:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Okay, Barack, check it out. Guess who I am? I'm Reverend Flagler!
73. Posted by Peter F. | January 29, 2010 12:03 PM |
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Posted on January 29, 2010 12:03
74. Posted by Peter F. | January 29, 2010 12:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Side by side on my paino keyboard, oh lord, why do weeeeee.....now you, Barack!....Barack? Come on, I know you feel it...."
74. Posted by Peter F. | January 29, 2010 12:06 PM |
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Posted on January 29, 2010 12:06
75. Posted by DJ Drummond | January 29, 2010 12:14 PM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Dumb and Dumber: The Movie
Dumb and Dumber: The Sitcom
Dumb and Dumber: The Administration
75. Posted by DJ Drummond | January 29, 2010 12:14 PM |
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Posted on January 29, 2010 12:14
76. Posted by 914 | January 29, 2010 12:23 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Biden: "Im tellin You Barry, We keep on tellin em' the economys growing and jobs are being created and by spring they'll be so buried in shit they wont even notice We did it to em'!"
76. Posted by 914 | January 29, 2010 12:23 PM |
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Posted on January 29, 2010 12:23
77. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | January 29, 2010 12:27 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Who knew an albatross could be so loud?
77. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | January 29, 2010 12:27 PM |
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Posted on January 29, 2010 12:27
78. Posted by P. Bunyan | January 29, 2010 12:30 PM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Obama thought bubble: "Yup, they were right. This fucking idiot is the best assassination insurance in the world."
78. Posted by P. Bunyan | January 29, 2010 12:30 PM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on January 29, 2010 12:30
79. Posted by GarandFan | January 29, 2010 12:34 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
For Obama's next trick, HE will WALK ON WATER, without a jacket! Let's hear it for The Won!
79. Posted by GarandFan | January 29, 2010 12:34 PM |
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Posted on January 29, 2010 12:34
80. Posted by GarandFan | January 29, 2010 12:35 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"I'll be loving you, always........"
80. Posted by GarandFan | January 29, 2010 12:35 PM |
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Posted on January 29, 2010 12:35
81. Posted by GarandFan | January 29, 2010 12:36 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
We're not afraid to appear together. The Secret Service agents are all wearing sign-boards that say "So you want President PELOSI?"
81. Posted by GarandFan | January 29, 2010 12:36 PM |
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Posted on January 29, 2010 12:36
82. Posted by P. Bunyan | January 29, 2010 12:47 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Biden: "You may think Tiger Woods is a half black man who's screwed a lot of people, but right here folks, we have a half black man who's screwing hundreds of millions of people!"
82. Posted by P. Bunyan | January 29, 2010 12:47 PM |
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Posted on January 29, 2010 12:47
83. Posted by RadiCalMan | January 29, 2010 12:50 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Neither of us are ready for prime time.
83. Posted by RadiCalMan | January 29, 2010 12:50 PM |
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Posted on January 29, 2010 12:50
84. Posted by 914 | January 29, 2010 1:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
From one empty suit to another: The future is Splenda! Yes the future is Splenda!
84. Posted by 914 | January 29, 2010 1:01 PM |
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Posted on January 29, 2010 13:01
85. Posted by Weegie | January 29, 2010 1:06 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
In an effort to outdo Jeff Dunham, President Obama makes Walter talk and move without a hand up his butt.
He is also said to be practicing on a routine with Janet Napolapeño on a Stick.
85. Posted by Weegie | January 29, 2010 1:06 PM |
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Posted on January 29, 2010 13:06
86. Posted by Dodo David | January 29, 2010 1:13 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Keeping with tradition, Obama uses a dummy for his ventriloquist act.
86. Posted by Dodo David | January 29, 2010 1:13 PM |
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Posted on January 29, 2010 13:13
87. Posted by bigbugna | January 29, 2010 1:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'm practicing my '800 pound gorilla in the room' speech. Listen to this!!!
87. Posted by bigbugna | January 29, 2010 1:15 PM |
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Posted on January 29, 2010 13:15
88. Posted by jbw | January 29, 2010 1:26 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Gird your loins, this man smells as sweet as a summer ham"
88. Posted by jbw | January 29, 2010 1:26 PM |
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Posted on January 29, 2010 13:26
89. Posted by 914 | January 29, 2010 1:39 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Together We cant!!!
89. Posted by 914 | January 29, 2010 1:39 PM |
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Posted on January 29, 2010 13:39
90. Posted by Wiglaf | January 29, 2010 1:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
......and then the Priest asks the Rabbi- where's a cop when you need one.
See Mr. President, that's how you do it without a teleprompter
90. Posted by Wiglaf | January 29, 2010 1:43 PM |
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Posted on January 29, 2010 13:43
91. Posted by 914 | January 29, 2010 1:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
6 pac puggs: "Im demanding Matthews be brought down here and shine Your shoe's right now! Just to prove I've gotten over all the racist bigotry that clouds Your past O' Great One!"
91. Posted by 914 | January 29, 2010 1:45 PM |
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Posted on January 29, 2010 13:45
92. Posted by 914 | January 29, 2010 2:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
He's waving that finger just like Bill!! "I knew You'se people would never amount to diddly squat!"
92. Posted by 914 | January 29, 2010 2:06 PM |
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Posted on January 29, 2010 14:06
93. Posted by 914 | January 29, 2010 2:14 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"For his next trick, The Obamassiah will make $2.4 TRILLION dollars disappear before your very eyes"
Ha ha ha ha
And for his next trick, He will make it reappear in an offshore account under the name of "The One"!!
93. Posted by 914 | January 29, 2010 2:14 PM |
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Posted on January 29, 2010 14:14
94. Posted by Maggie Mama | January 29, 2010 2:30 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
{WTF? Why? Why did I chose Biden? What was I thinking?}
{Please tell me that he didn't just say I was speaking in my "cracker" dialect?}
Biden: "And just in case you don't thinking Obama is working for you, just check out his rolled up shirt sleeves."
Biden: "If you'll all remember, I warned America that Obama would face an international crisis within his first six months. Don't say we weren't doing anything right cause the underwear bomber didn't come until the end of the year."
Biden: "Unlike those rowdy tea-baggers, I'm no racist as you can tell by my Color of Purple tie."
94. Posted by Maggie Mama | January 29, 2010 2:30 PM |
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Posted on January 29, 2010 14:30
95. Posted by Robert L | January 29, 2010 2:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Biden sings Acapella, "The Lion Sleeps Tonignt"
95. Posted by Robert L | January 29, 2010 2:31 PM |
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Posted on January 29, 2010 14:31
96. Posted by Neo | January 29, 2010 2:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I told you before .. I want my coffee with just sugar
96. Posted by Neo | January 29, 2010 2:34 PM |
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Posted on January 29, 2010 14:34
97. Posted by proof | January 29, 2010 2:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey-oooooo! How hot was it?
(With apologies to Ed McMahon)
97. Posted by proof | January 29, 2010 2:40 PM |
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Posted on January 29, 2010 14:40
98. Posted by 914 | January 29, 2010 2:40 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Were losers but somebody besides us is a Winner!"
98. Posted by 914 | January 29, 2010 2:40 PM |
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Posted on January 29, 2010 14:40
99. Posted by 914 | January 29, 2010 3:08 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Proof positive that even the dumbest among us can achieve....? Cluelessness?
99. Posted by 914 | January 29, 2010 3:08 PM |
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Posted on January 29, 2010 15:08
100. Posted by Faith+1 | January 29, 2010 3:14 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Finally, someone further to the left than Obama.
100. Posted by Faith+1 | January 29, 2010 3:14 PM |
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Posted on January 29, 2010 15:14
101. Posted by Faith+1 | January 29, 2010 3:17 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Alex, my answer is: "What do you get with lots of money, low intelligence, little ability, a lot of hype and little substance?"
101. Posted by Faith+1 | January 29, 2010 3:17 PM |
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Posted on January 29, 2010 15:17
102. Posted by retired military | January 29, 2010 3:18 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama, if I told you once, I told you a thousand times, if you speak in Eubonics at the state of the union you will never get the republicans to go along with you.
102. Posted by retired military | January 29, 2010 3:18 PM |
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Posted on January 29, 2010 15:18
103. Posted by retired military | January 29, 2010 3:19 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Biden - Just because they said you dont have to talk Negro if you dont need to doesnt mean to do it at the SOTU.
103. Posted by retired military | January 29, 2010 3:19 PM |
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Posted on January 29, 2010 15:19
104. Posted by retired military | January 29, 2010 3:20 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Biden - "You know, listening to your SOTU, I almost forgot that you were black."
104. Posted by retired military | January 29, 2010 3:20 PM |
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Posted on January 29, 2010 15:20
105. Posted by Faith+1 | January 29, 2010 3:20 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Oh why do I live this way? (Hey, must be the money!)
105. Posted by Faith+1 | January 29, 2010 3:20 PM |
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Posted on January 29, 2010 15:20
106. Posted by retired military | January 29, 2010 3:21 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Biden - "Go ahead, pull my finger, I dare you"
106. Posted by retired military | January 29, 2010 3:21 PM |
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Posted on January 29, 2010 15:21
107. Posted by 914 | January 29, 2010 3:21 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Now! Let Me refresh your mind Woodrow, there are many reason's they sent us here! First and foremost, to lose jobs. Grow government and administer our sickness to the poor..
The worst part is We believe they sent us here because We give a damn about them! The honest truth is, I dont give a dam about them! I give a damn about You and Your ordained "godhood", so let us dispense with all the chicanery and just say " Plow My field! I own You!"..
107. Posted by 914 | January 29, 2010 3:21 PM |
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Posted on January 29, 2010 15:21
108. Posted by retired military | January 29, 2010 3:23 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama - Joe, they mean you when they say "Ugly American", not only am I pretty but I was born in Kenya.
108. Posted by retired military | January 29, 2010 3:23 PM |
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Posted on January 29, 2010 15:23
109. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | January 29, 2010 3:29 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
I-I-I know what you're gonna say son. When two halves is gone there's nuthin' left - and you're right. Two nuthins is nuthin'. That's mathematics son. You can argue with me but you can't argue with figures. Two half nuthins is a whole nuthin'.
109. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | January 29, 2010 3:29 PM |
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Posted on January 29, 2010 15:29
110. Posted by 914 | January 29, 2010 3:38 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Was this photo taken during recess? Or in Chi chi's bedroom?
110. Posted by 914 | January 29, 2010 3:38 PM |
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Posted on January 29, 2010 15:38
111. Posted by 914 | January 29, 2010 3:39 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Joe's mad as hell and he aint gonna fake it anymore!!
111. Posted by 914 | January 29, 2010 3:39 PM |
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Posted on January 29, 2010 15:39
112. Posted by 914 | January 29, 2010 3:50 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
~Envy and bribery live together in perfect harmony... Side by side on our pawned piano oh lord were so freee~
112. Posted by 914 | January 29, 2010 3:50 PM |
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Posted on January 29, 2010 15:50
113. Posted by Jim | January 29, 2010 4:10 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Hey Barry, pull my finger!
113. Posted by Jim | January 29, 2010 4:10 PM |
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Posted on January 29, 2010 16:10
114. Posted by Clancy | January 29, 2010 4:17 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"My State Was A Slave State"
114. Posted by Clancy | January 29, 2010 4:17 PM |
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Posted on January 29, 2010 16:17
115. Posted by 914 | January 29, 2010 5:04 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Color Me blind! But did Joe just whistle dixie in the half blak dial up a negroid lexicon dunce in thugs face?
115. Posted by 914 | January 29, 2010 5:04 PM |
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Posted on January 29, 2010 17:04
116. Posted by Porkopolis | January 29, 2010 5:05 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Dope and Strange
116. Posted by Porkopolis | January 29, 2010 5:05 PM |
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Posted on January 29, 2010 17:05
117. Posted by Hodink | January 29, 2010 5:14 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Solutions? You move right and then you move left. Right?"
117. Posted by Hodink | January 29, 2010 5:14 PM |
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Posted on January 29, 2010 17:14
118. Posted by 914 | January 29, 2010 5:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I swear He looks like the guy that pushed Me out of a snowbank one night 30 years ago! Of course he ended up pushing Me in the other side jacking My money and telling me You'll be alright this time!
Yeah, musta been Him. That's the only real job this clown ever had! Stic up in chief!
118. Posted by 914 | January 29, 2010 5:16 PM |
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Posted on January 29, 2010 17:16
119. Posted by 914 | January 29, 2010 5:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Trick question
How many idiots does it take too build a coalition of marxists?
Answer: 1
119. Posted by 914 | January 29, 2010 5:28 PM |
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Posted on January 29, 2010 17:28
120. Posted by 914 | January 29, 2010 5:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Let Me digress and refrain from the established media..
How many marxists does it take to build a coalition of idiots?
Answer: Only one if He has the Presidency.
120. Posted by 914 | January 29, 2010 5:51 PM |
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Posted on January 29, 2010 17:51
121. Posted by Lord Zoltar | January 29, 2010 7:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SEIU gave me the tie. You like it?
121. Posted by Lord Zoltar | January 29, 2010 7:17 PM |
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Posted on January 29, 2010 19:17
122. Posted by Lord Zoltar | January 29, 2010 7:20 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Do I hear $13 trillion? Thirteen trillion. Do I hear $14 trillion? $14.5 trillion. $14.5 trillion going once, twice, SOLD, to the American public.
122. Posted by Lord Zoltar | January 29, 2010 7:20 PM |
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Posted on January 29, 2010 19:20
123. Posted by retired military | January 29, 2010 9:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Comedian Jeff Dunham was accused of racism after putting on black face and giving his dummy a microphone.
123. Posted by retired military | January 29, 2010 9:23 PM |
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Posted on January 29, 2010 21:23
124. Posted by retired military | January 29, 2010 9:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The following picture was marked Exhibit A in the case the American People VS The Dumocrats. The subject of the equal opportunity case highlights the problems with racial quotas and hiring the handicapped for jobs they are not qualified for.
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PS. My sincere apologies to the handicapped in implying with the above statement that Biden is handicapped.
124. Posted by retired military | January 29, 2010 9:28 PM |
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Posted on January 29, 2010 21:28
125. Posted by Vagabond | January 29, 2010 9:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Forget Osama. Why aren't we going after Achmed the Dead Terrorist?
125. Posted by Vagabond | January 29, 2010 9:34 PM |
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Posted on January 29, 2010 21:34
126. Posted by Spike | January 29, 2010 11:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"The big difference between you and I, Mr. President, is that I don't need a teleprompter to prove my ignorance; a microphone will do."
126. Posted by Spike | January 29, 2010 11:16 PM |
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Posted on January 29, 2010 23:16
127. Posted by Spike | January 29, 2010 11:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"So I said to him, 'Look behind you, Mr. Chief Justice, there's a hundred years of stare decisis behind you.'"
127. Posted by Spike | January 29, 2010 11:26 PM |
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Posted on January 29, 2010 23:26
128. Posted by Judith Hofbauer | January 30, 2010 12:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Caption: Really, hmmmm, tell me more.
128. Posted by Judith Hofbauer | January 30, 2010 12:07 AM |
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Posted on January 30, 2010 00:07
129. Posted by twolaneflash | January 30, 2010 12:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yeah, well I've seen you wing it without a teleprompter, too, and I'll tell you, Bub, it ain't pretty. Call me gafftastic again, I'll stick this microphone where your head is.
129. Posted by twolaneflash | January 30, 2010 12:38 AM |
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Posted on January 30, 2010 00:38
130. Posted by rodney dill | January 30, 2010 8:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"DY - NO - MITE"
130. Posted by rodney dill | January 30, 2010 8:12 AM |
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Posted on January 30, 2010 08:12
131. Posted by rodney dill | January 30, 2010 8:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
131. Posted by rodney dill | January 30, 2010 8:28 AM |
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Posted on January 30, 2010 08:28
132. Posted by D. Dean | January 30, 2010 8:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"...and the Republicans saying that the healthcare plan has no merit is like saying the lunar landings weren't filmed in Nevada!"
132. Posted by D. Dean | January 30, 2010 8:42 AM |
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Posted on January 30, 2010 08:42
133. Posted by D. Dean | January 30, 2010 8:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"...and the Republicans saying that the Health Care Plan has no merit is like saying the lunar landings weren't filmed in Nevada!"
133. Posted by D. Dean | January 30, 2010 8:45 AM |
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Posted on January 30, 2010 08:45
134. Posted by Sputum | January 30, 2010 9:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Get the hell off my lawn!!! Oh, sorry boss, I didn't know it was you.
134. Posted by Sputum | January 30, 2010 9:38 AM |
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Posted on January 30, 2010 09:38
135. Posted by retired military | January 30, 2010 10:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama - "Joe, did you ever hear that old adage. Say nothing and be thought a fool rather than open your mouth and remove all doubt."
135. Posted by retired military | January 30, 2010 10:04 AM |
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Posted on January 30, 2010 10:04
136. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | January 30, 2010 10:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
".....and in this cawnah, from the isle of Oahu, weighing in at 165 lbs., and fresh off
a loss to Congress in the Health Care Thrilla
is a leaner, meaner Barry "The Bomb"
Obaaaaaaammmmmma......Obaaaaaaammmmma!!!"
136. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | January 30, 2010 10:26 AM |
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Posted on January 30, 2010 10:26
137. Posted by Gmac | January 30, 2010 10:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"What do you mean I can't sell him?"
137. Posted by Gmac | January 30, 2010 10:29 AM |
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Posted on January 30, 2010 10:29
138. Posted by olsoljer | January 30, 2010 11:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Uh,....what the hell did I just say??
138. Posted by olsoljer | January 30, 2010 11:39 AM |
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Posted on January 30, 2010 11:39
139. Posted by rodney dill | January 30, 2010 12:09 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Anus and Dandy
139. Posted by rodney dill | January 30, 2010 12:09 PM |
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Posted on January 30, 2010 12:09
140. Posted by twolaneflash | January 30, 2010 2:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pants on the ground. Lookin' like a fool....
140. Posted by twolaneflash | January 30, 2010 2:46 PM |
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Posted on January 30, 2010 14:46
141. Posted by Pete | January 30, 2010 3:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'm way whiter than he is - really!
141. Posted by Pete | January 30, 2010 3:27 PM |
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Posted on January 30, 2010 15:27
142. Posted by rodney dill | January 30, 2010 5:27 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
(Obama thinking): "Wow... nearly any George Bush quote sounds reasonable coming out of Biden's mouth."
142. Posted by rodney dill | January 30, 2010 5:27 PM |
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Posted on January 30, 2010 17:27
143. Posted by 914 | January 31, 2010 1:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Once You sell out to Barack You never go back!"
143. Posted by 914 | January 31, 2010 1:44 AM |
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Posted on January 31, 2010 01:44
144. Posted by 914 | January 31, 2010 1:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Read My lips, no new jobs!!"
144. Posted by 914 | January 31, 2010 1:53 AM |
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Posted on January 31, 2010 01:53
145. Posted by Maggie Mama | January 31, 2010 9:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Biden: "Did you hear the one about the Republican Senator from Massachusetts and ....... "
145. Posted by Maggie Mama | January 31, 2010 9:19 AM |
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Posted on January 31, 2010 09:19
146. Posted by 914 | January 31, 2010 1:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Ebony and bribery the reunion tour, together there's nothing We cant screw up.."
146. Posted by 914 | January 31, 2010 1:25 PM |
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Posted on January 31, 2010 13:25
147. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | January 31, 2010 6:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ladies and gentlemen.....our contestant here
here needs "Health Care Reform" .......and
he's choosing Curtain #3! Let's all go over
now and see what he's won!
147. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | January 31, 2010 6:46 PM |
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Posted on January 31, 2010 18:46
148. Posted by Korla Pundit | January 31, 2010 10:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"He said 'the Sheriff is a-near!'"
148. Posted by Korla Pundit | January 31, 2010 10:47 PM |
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Posted on January 31, 2010 22:47
149. Posted by Kevin
| February 1, 2010 12:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
149. Posted by Kevin
| February 1, 2010 12:51 AM |
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Posted on February 1, 2010 00:51