10. Posted by
Upset Old Guy | January 22, 2010 7:56 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Upset Old Guy:
Secretary of the Commonwealth William Galvin, in his post-address press conference comments said, "What's not to like? She's a winner. She's clean. She's articulate. She's the new face of the Democratic Party."
10. Posted by
Upset Old Guy | January 22, 2010 7:56 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
33. Posted by
fustian | January 22, 2010 8:31 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
fustian:
Martha is basking in the glow of her new status as a conservative hero: "the lady that saved us from socialized medicine and several trillion dollars in national debt".
33. Posted by
fustian | January 22, 2010 8:31 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
90. Posted by
Iowaright wife | January 22, 2010 1:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Iowaright wife:
Raise your hand if you would like to see the last few weeks winners of the caption contest! (Martha has secretly posted and it may be the only win for her this month!)
90. Posted by
Iowaright wife | January 22, 2010 1:24 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
92. Posted by
Faith+1 | January 22, 2010 1:46 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Faith+1:
The Democrat Puppet Candidate suffered a failure of the strings manipulating her. Fortunately, a Democratic Party operative was there to raise her hand at the appropriate moment.
92. Posted by
Faith+1 | January 22, 2010 1:46 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
98. Posted by
Anon Y. Mous | January 22, 2010 2:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Anon Y. Mous:
Let's hear it for Martha Coakley! We didn't know what we were going to do. We had the House bill and the Senate bill, but the whole thing was going to fall apart 'cause we couldn't come to an agreement. Now, we can blame the Republican for the whole mess. We needed a real pro to tank the election so we would have our excuse, and boy oh boy, did Martha come through for us. Thanks Martha!
98. Posted by
Anon Y. Mous | January 22, 2010 2:40 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
103. Posted by
OLDPUPPYMAX | January 22, 2010 3:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OLDPUPPYMAX:
Asked the form of execution she preferred--beheading or burning at the steak--, Coakley displayed a wry sense of humor by reviving Curly's famous: "a hot steak is better than a cold chop" gag. Those tasked to remove her from the stage were also amused.
103. Posted by
OLDPUPPYMAX | January 22, 2010 3:41 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
104. Posted by
astonerii | January 22, 2010 4:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
astonerii:
Someone in the audience asks, "who is the most special person in the whole wide world' in a childish voice. Coakley involuntarily raised her hand. Her trainer, er handler was too slow to stop her.
104. Posted by
astonerii | January 22, 2010 4:48 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
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Comments (134)
Get over yourself and wave ... (Below threshold)1. Posted by IowaRight | January 22, 2010 7:44 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Get over yourself and wave at them dammit!
1. Posted by IowaRight | January 22, 2010 7:44 AM |
Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Posted on January 22, 2010 07:44
2. Posted by IowaRight | January 22, 2010 7:45 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Who wants to be a Senator?
2. Posted by IowaRight | January 22, 2010 7:45 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 22, 2010 07:45
3. Posted by tomg51 | January 22, 2010 7:49 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Buh-Bye!
3. Posted by tomg51 | January 22, 2010 7:49 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 22, 2010 07:49
4. Posted by Timmer | January 22, 2010 7:50 AM | Score: 24 (24 votes cast)
"Let's hear it for the lady who killed Obamacare!!! C'mon, BIG hand!!!"
4. Posted by Timmer | January 22, 2010 7:50 AM |
Score: 24 (24 votes cast)
Posted on January 22, 2010 07:50
5. Posted by IowaRight | January 22, 2010 7:51 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Hey, I think I am getting a pulse...
5. Posted by IowaRight | January 22, 2010 7:51 AM |
Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Posted on January 22, 2010 07:51
6. Posted by Dr Carlo Lombardi | January 22, 2010 7:53 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Well ,at least let's hear it for her wristwatch!
6. Posted by Dr Carlo Lombardi | January 22, 2010 7:53 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 22, 2010 07:53
7. Posted by Wyatt Earp | January 22, 2010 7:54 AM | Score: 11 (11 votes cast)
Raise your hand if you're sure . . . you're incompetent.
7. Posted by Wyatt Earp | January 22, 2010 7:54 AM |
Score: 11 (11 votes cast)
Posted on January 22, 2010 07:54
8. Posted by iwogisdead | January 22, 2010 7:55 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Next up for auction, a complete and utter loser, in fair condition but with a couple of years of use left. Who will open the bidding?
8. Posted by iwogisdead | January 22, 2010 7:55 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 22, 2010 07:55
9. Posted by Spike | January 22, 2010 7:55 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Aaaand the winner is.........(not)!"
9. Posted by Spike | January 22, 2010 7:55 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 22, 2010 07:55
10. Posted by Upset Old Guy | January 22, 2010 7:56 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Secretary of the Commonwealth William Galvin, in his post-address press conference comments said, "What's not to like? She's a winner. She's clean. She's articulate. She's the new face of the Democratic Party."
10. Posted by Upset Old Guy | January 22, 2010 7:56 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 22, 2010 07:56
11. Posted by D. Dean | January 22, 2010 7:59 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Republicans nominate a Democrat for the newest Mt. Rushmore candidate.
11. Posted by D. Dean | January 22, 2010 7:59 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 22, 2010 07:59
12. Posted by Wyatt Earp | January 22, 2010 8:01 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
The Massachusetts legislature applauds the new Attorney General of Haiti.
12. Posted by Wyatt Earp | January 22, 2010 8:01 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 22, 2010 08:01
13. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 22, 2010 8:07 AM | Score: 17 (17 votes cast)
Marcia Marcia Marcia
13. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 22, 2010 8:07 AM |
Score: 17 (17 votes cast)
Posted on January 22, 2010 08:07
14. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 22, 2010 8:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Well, I guess I can always sell insurance...
14. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 22, 2010 8:08 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 22, 2010 08:08
15. Posted by fustian | January 22, 2010 8:09 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Coakley...doesn't that rhyme with loser?
15. Posted by fustian | January 22, 2010 8:09 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 22, 2010 08:09
16. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | January 22, 2010 8:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In Democrat Bizzaro World, losing equals winning!
16. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | January 22, 2010 8:09 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 22, 2010 08:09
17. Posted by Stephen Macklin | January 22, 2010 8:10 AM | Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
What can Brown do for you?
17. Posted by Stephen Macklin | January 22, 2010 8:10 AM |
Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
Posted on January 22, 2010 08:10
18. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 22, 2010 8:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
When's the coronation?
18. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 22, 2010 8:11 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 22, 2010 08:11
19. Posted by Stephen Macklin | January 22, 2010 8:11 AM | Score: 16 (16 votes cast)
A live demonstration of the Massachusetts Democrat Puppet.
19. Posted by Stephen Macklin | January 22, 2010 8:11 AM |
Score: 16 (16 votes cast)
Posted on January 22, 2010 08:11
20. Posted by Stephen Macklin | January 22, 2010 8:12 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"I can win this seat without breaking a sweat."
20. Posted by Stephen Macklin | January 22, 2010 8:12 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 22, 2010 08:12
21. Posted by fustian | January 22, 2010 8:12 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Coakley is doing well in "Massachusettes" though, one of new states in Obama's count of 57.
21. Posted by fustian | January 22, 2010 8:12 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 22, 2010 08:12
22. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | January 22, 2010 8:13 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
In desperation, Democrats try the old 'Statue of Liberty' play.
22. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | January 22, 2010 8:13 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 22, 2010 08:13
23. Posted by fustian | January 22, 2010 8:14 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
And this is the hand she refused to soil at Fenway park shaking hands with all the proles...!
23. Posted by fustian | January 22, 2010 8:14 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 22, 2010 08:14
24. Posted by fustian | January 22, 2010 8:18 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
You wanna be where you can see, our troubles are all the same
You wanna be where everybody knows Your name.
You know, like at a big fundraiser full of health care lobbyists...
24. Posted by fustian | January 22, 2010 8:18 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 22, 2010 08:18
25. Posted by Jeff Shaw | January 22, 2010 8:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And when you raise this arm, she says "Get outta my seat!"
25. Posted by Jeff Shaw | January 22, 2010 8:20 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 22, 2010 08:20
26. Posted by Gmac | January 22, 2010 8:22 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
You should see her go when her marionette handler controls her strings.
26. Posted by Gmac | January 22, 2010 8:22 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 22, 2010 08:22
27. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | January 22, 2010 8:22 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
I'm Martha Coakley and I'm reporting for duty!
27. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | January 22, 2010 8:22 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on January 22, 2010 08:22
28. Posted by CZ | January 22, 2010 8:24 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
One of the many tactics the democrat candidate used to clear the room of potential voters.
28. Posted by CZ | January 22, 2010 8:24 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 22, 2010 08:24
29. Posted by Gmac | January 22, 2010 8:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In a failed attempt to salute the party faithful Martha flubs yet another attempt to connect, even with help from her handlers.
29. Posted by Gmac | January 22, 2010 8:24 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 22, 2010 08:24
30. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | January 22, 2010 8:25 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Martha Coakley wins the 'Even less likable than Martha Stewart' contest.
30. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | January 22, 2010 8:25 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 22, 2010 08:25
31. Posted by fustian | January 22, 2010 8:28 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Martha is regretting that no one found those nude photos she did 20 years ago for "Horse and Hound"...
31. Posted by fustian | January 22, 2010 8:28 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 22, 2010 08:28
32. Posted by Gmac | January 22, 2010 8:31 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Golf clap fail...
32. Posted by Gmac | January 22, 2010 8:31 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 22, 2010 08:31
33. Posted by fustian | January 22, 2010 8:31 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Martha is basking in the glow of her new status as a conservative hero: "the lady that saved us from socialized medicine and several trillion dollars in national debt".
33. Posted by fustian | January 22, 2010 8:31 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 22, 2010 08:31
34. Posted by IowaRight | January 22, 2010 8:33 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
OK, String her up boys...
34. Posted by IowaRight | January 22, 2010 8:33 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 22, 2010 08:33
35. Posted by fustian | January 22, 2010 8:36 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Scott Brown's best campaigner...
35. Posted by fustian | January 22, 2010 8:36 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on January 22, 2010 08:36
36. Posted by IowaRight | January 22, 2010 8:36 AM | Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
Somebody get her legs - Under the bus you go...
36. Posted by IowaRight | January 22, 2010 8:36 AM |
Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
Posted on January 22, 2010 08:36
37. Posted by dingoatemebaby | January 22, 2010 8:38 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
In a desperate attempt to steal momentum from the teabag movement, Coakley explains the new armpit f--k foundation.
37. Posted by dingoatemebaby | January 22, 2010 8:38 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 22, 2010 08:38
38. Posted by fustian | January 22, 2010 8:44 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
After another reporter was shoved to the ground, the machine awards Martha the take-down...
38. Posted by fustian | January 22, 2010 8:44 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 22, 2010 08:44
39. Posted by rodney dill | January 22, 2010 9:00 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
DEWEY WINS
39. Posted by rodney dill | January 22, 2010 9:00 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on January 22, 2010 09:00
40. Posted by rodney dill | January 22, 2010 9:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Have a Coakley and a smile... 'cause you ain't gettin' a Senate seat.
40. Posted by rodney dill | January 22, 2010 9:05 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 22, 2010 09:05
41. Posted by WildWillie | January 22, 2010 9:06 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
And the loser is? The left. The left couldn't make it today so accepting the award for them is the recent lefty loser Marcia Coakley. ww
41. Posted by WildWillie | January 22, 2010 9:06 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 22, 2010 09:06
42. Posted by fustian | January 22, 2010 9:06 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Another job lost thanks to misguided Obama policies.
42. Posted by fustian | January 22, 2010 9:06 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 22, 2010 09:06
43. Posted by rodney dill | January 22, 2010 9:07 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Czar du jour
43. Posted by rodney dill | January 22, 2010 9:07 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 22, 2010 09:07
44. Posted by zipity | January 22, 2010 9:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Oh yeah? Well I can pile the bullshit this high...!"
44. Posted by zipity | January 22, 2010 9:08 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 22, 2010 09:08
45. Posted by Justrand | January 22, 2010 9:08 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Demonstrating how little effort she was willing to expend on being elected, Martha Coakley had an aide raise her hand for her.
45. Posted by Justrand | January 22, 2010 9:08 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 22, 2010 09:08
46. Posted by Topjimmie | January 22, 2010 9:12 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
He beat me by this much............
46. Posted by Topjimmie | January 22, 2010 9:12 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on January 22, 2010 09:12
47. Posted by rodney dill | January 22, 2010 9:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Which candidate didn't have a philandering President husband to give her a Democrat party cake walk to keep her mouth shut?
47. Posted by rodney dill | January 22, 2010 9:15 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 22, 2010 09:15
48. Posted by rodney dill | January 22, 2010 9:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rahm: "..but...but...we won."
48. Posted by rodney dill | January 22, 2010 9:16 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 22, 2010 09:16
49. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | January 22, 2010 9:17 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
through gritted teeth...
"I told you, I don't shake hands. I stand like this till you stop trying to shake mine"
49. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | January 22, 2010 9:17 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 22, 2010 09:17
50. Posted by BluesHarper | January 22, 2010 9:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Who pulled Massachusett's finger?
50. Posted by BluesHarper | January 22, 2010 9:17 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 22, 2010 09:17
51. Posted by IowaRight | January 22, 2010 9:19 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Coakley answers her critics by showing the single hand that she was able to find her own ass with...
51. Posted by IowaRight | January 22, 2010 9:19 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 22, 2010 09:19
52. Posted by DJ Drummond | January 22, 2010 9:20 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
"Why is Coakley happy?"
"She thinks she won."
"Won't she find out soon anyway?"
"Naaaaah, she's a Democrat. They've been ignoring Reality since 1954."
52. Posted by DJ Drummond | January 22, 2010 9:20 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on January 22, 2010 09:20
53. Posted by GianiD | January 22, 2010 9:26 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the dumbest candidate of them all?
53. Posted by GianiD | January 22, 2010 9:26 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 22, 2010 09:26
54. Posted by Eric | January 22, 2010 9:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"God I hope my antiperspirant is working."
54. Posted by Eric | January 22, 2010 9:27 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 22, 2010 09:27
55. Posted by rodney dill | January 22, 2010 9:28 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
"In honor of Teddy who wants to go for a ride to Chappaquiddick Island?"
55. Posted by rodney dill | January 22, 2010 9:28 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 22, 2010 09:28
56. Posted by pgg | January 22, 2010 9:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hey, Martha Coakley! You just lost a United States Senate seat to a Republican for the first time in 37 years! What will you do now?"
"I'm going to Camp Gitmo! I hear it's closing soon."
56. Posted by pgg | January 22, 2010 9:33 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 22, 2010 09:33
57. Posted by Mark L | January 22, 2010 9:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The loser and not champion. . .
57. Posted by Mark L | January 22, 2010 9:35 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 22, 2010 09:35
58. Posted by Daniel Bareither | January 22, 2010 9:55 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"So, who wants some pudding?"
58. Posted by Daniel Bareither | January 22, 2010 9:55 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 22, 2010 09:55
59. Posted by DaveD | January 22, 2010 9:56 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Anyone here a Yankees fan?
59. Posted by DaveD | January 22, 2010 9:56 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on January 22, 2010 09:56
60. Posted by rodney dill | January 22, 2010 10:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama: "You win some and you lose some."
Coakley: "Gee.... wouldn't that be nice..."
60. Posted by rodney dill | January 22, 2010 10:00 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 22, 2010 10:00
61. Posted by David Spence | January 22, 2010 10:17 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"IN THIS CORNER, THE DEATH OF THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY!"
61. Posted by David Spence | January 22, 2010 10:17 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 22, 2010 10:17
62. Posted by Joe Miller | January 22, 2010 10:22 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
It's not Ted Kennedy's arm! It's not the Democrats arm! It's the people's arm! ...Wait a minute, isn't it MY arm?
62. Posted by Joe Miller | January 22, 2010 10:22 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 22, 2010 10:22
63. Posted by rbee | January 22, 2010 10:25 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
"Like the Browns daughters I am available...why is no one laughing?"
63. Posted by rbee | January 22, 2010 10:25 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 22, 2010 10:25
64. Posted by jbinnout | January 22, 2010 10:31 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Who just got tea bagged?
64. Posted by jbinnout | January 22, 2010 10:31 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 22, 2010 10:31
65. Posted by davidt | January 22, 2010 10:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Never go full retard.
65. Posted by davidt | January 22, 2010 10:40 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 22, 2010 10:40
66. Posted by Jeff | January 22, 2010 10:41 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
See, this is how you wave to the little people. It even works outside Fenway Park in the cold.
66. Posted by Jeff | January 22, 2010 10:41 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 22, 2010 10:41
67. Posted by hermie | January 22, 2010 10:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The next day, Coakley canceled her subscription to the Boston Globe.
67. Posted by hermie | January 22, 2010 10:48 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 22, 2010 10:48
68. Posted by Flu-Bird | January 22, 2010 10:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
PICK US PICK US
68. Posted by Flu-Bird | January 22, 2010 10:59 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 22, 2010 10:59
69. Posted by BlogDog | January 22, 2010 11:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'm dressed in brown so I'm the winner! Woo hoo!
69. Posted by BlogDog | January 22, 2010 11:05 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 22, 2010 11:05
70. Posted by Hodink | January 22, 2010 11:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hey Coakley, still believe sports savviness is overrated?"
70. Posted by Hodink | January 22, 2010 11:11 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 22, 2010 11:11
71. Posted by Roy | January 22, 2010 11:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Now when you meet Obama, he likes to high five with his left hand, like this.
71. Posted by Roy | January 22, 2010 11:15 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 22, 2010 11:15
72. Posted by jbw | January 22, 2010 11:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"First we take the polish votes, and our polls will rise high. If that doesn't work blame the jews"
72. Posted by jbw | January 22, 2010 11:31 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 22, 2010 11:31
73. Posted by GarandFan | January 22, 2010 11:43 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
A recent photograph of all those who voted for Martha Coakley.
73. Posted by GarandFan | January 22, 2010 11:43 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 22, 2010 11:43
74. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | January 22, 2010 11:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'm a wiener!
I'm a whiner!
I'm somebody!
74. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | January 22, 2010 11:57 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 22, 2010 11:57
75. Posted by Proof | January 22, 2010 11:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Raise your hand if you're sure.
Not right, just sure!
75. Posted by Proof | January 22, 2010 11:59 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 22, 2010 11:59
76. Posted by Bob McCarty | January 22, 2010 12:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Look, she didn't even break a sweat!"
76. Posted by Bob McCarty | January 22, 2010 12:01 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 22, 2010 12:01
77. Posted by 914 | January 22, 2010 12:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Take a bow Barry!
77. Posted by 914 | January 22, 2010 12:14 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 22, 2010 12:14
78. Posted by Lynn | January 22, 2010 12:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Who here voted for Brown??
78. Posted by Lynn | January 22, 2010 12:21 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 22, 2010 12:21
79. Posted by 914 | January 22, 2010 12:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Strike two Harriet
79. Posted by 914 | January 22, 2010 12:30 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 22, 2010 12:30
80. Posted by Peter F. | January 22, 2010 12:32 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"I've got your Yankee fan right here!"
80. Posted by Peter F. | January 22, 2010 12:32 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 22, 2010 12:32
81. Posted by Colorado Right
| January 22, 2010 12:36 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Firing squad - the target has a raised hand
81. Posted by Colorado Right
| January 22, 2010 12:36 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 22, 2010 12:36
82. Posted by 914 | January 22, 2010 12:37 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Present!
82. Posted by 914 | January 22, 2010 12:37 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 22, 2010 12:37
83. Posted by mojo | January 22, 2010 12:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Anyone suffering from total recto-cranial inversion, please raise your hands..."
83. Posted by mojo | January 22, 2010 12:40 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 22, 2010 12:40
84. Posted by rodney dill | January 22, 2010 12:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I'm with Coco!!!"
84. Posted by rodney dill | January 22, 2010 12:50 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 22, 2010 12:50
85. Posted by Peter F. | January 22, 2010 12:52 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"She also hate clam chowder, Tom Brady, the Irish and the Celtics!"
85. Posted by Peter F. | January 22, 2010 12:52 PM |
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Posted on January 22, 2010 12:52
86. Posted by rodney dill | January 22, 2010 1:05 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"Who has a longer face than John Kerry?"
86. Posted by rodney dill | January 22, 2010 1:05 PM |
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Posted on January 22, 2010 13:05
87. Posted by Ha ha ha ha | January 22, 2010 1:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Freed from Siezers bondage, life is again a joy!
87. Posted by Ha ha ha ha | January 22, 2010 1:13 PM |
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Posted on January 22, 2010 13:13
88. Posted by Jlawson | January 22, 2010 1:15 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
See! No flop sweat here! SURE really IS a great antipersperant!
Could someone get a mop for the other side? The one we didn't use SURE on?
88. Posted by Jlawson | January 22, 2010 1:15 PM |
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Posted on January 22, 2010 13:15
89. Posted by rodney dill | January 22, 2010 1:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
On this week's episode of PeLOST...
89. Posted by rodney dill | January 22, 2010 1:18 PM |
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Posted on January 22, 2010 13:18
90. Posted by Iowaright wife | January 22, 2010 1:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Raise your hand if you would like to see the last few weeks winners of the caption contest! (Martha has secretly posted and it may be the only win for her this month!)
90. Posted by Iowaright wife | January 22, 2010 1:24 PM |
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Posted on January 22, 2010 13:24
91. Posted by Ha ha ha ha | January 22, 2010 1:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sister Mary Elephant
91. Posted by Ha ha ha ha | January 22, 2010 1:25 PM |
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Posted on January 22, 2010 13:25
92. Posted by Faith+1 | January 22, 2010 1:46 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
The Democrat Puppet Candidate suffered a failure of the strings manipulating her. Fortunately, a Democratic Party operative was there to raise her hand at the appropriate moment.
92. Posted by Faith+1 | January 22, 2010 1:46 PM |
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Posted on January 22, 2010 13:46
93. Posted by Faith+1 | January 22, 2010 1:48 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Put your hand down honey. You can't run for President in 2012."
93. Posted by Faith+1 | January 22, 2010 1:48 PM |
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Posted on January 22, 2010 13:48
94. Posted by Faith+1 | January 22, 2010 1:49 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
..and when you pull her arm she shits gold bricks...
94. Posted by Faith+1 | January 22, 2010 1:49 PM |
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Posted on January 22, 2010 13:49
95. Posted by Tsar Nicholas II | January 22, 2010 2:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Martha Coakley basks in the glow of her landslide victory in the Boston Globe's straw poll the evening before Election Day"
95. Posted by Tsar Nicholas II | January 22, 2010 2:06 PM |
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Posted on January 22, 2010 14:06
96. Posted by Brad | January 22, 2010 2:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sie liebt noch Sie, Mein Fuhrer!
96. Posted by Brad | January 22, 2010 2:24 PM |
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Posted on January 22, 2010 14:24
97. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | January 22, 2010 2:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I met my opponent, and he's about THISSSSSS
tall! ........so if I HAVE to debate him, I'll
borrow Robert Reich's orange crate."
97. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | January 22, 2010 2:38 PM |
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Posted on January 22, 2010 14:38
98. Posted by Anon Y. Mous | January 22, 2010 2:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Let's hear it for Martha Coakley! We didn't know what we were going to do. We had the House bill and the Senate bill, but the whole thing was going to fall apart 'cause we couldn't come to an agreement. Now, we can blame the Republican for the whole mess. We needed a real pro to tank the election so we would have our excuse, and boy oh boy, did Martha come through for us. Thanks Martha!
98. Posted by Anon Y. Mous | January 22, 2010 2:40 PM |
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Posted on January 22, 2010 14:40
99. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | January 22, 2010 2:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"We all know that Teddy is watching us from
wayyyy up there, so let's go out now
and win one for the Gipper!.....oops."
99. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | January 22, 2010 2:47 PM |
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Posted on January 22, 2010 14:47
100. Posted by Paul Hooson | January 22, 2010 2:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Well, things could be worse. I could be Paul Hooson".
100. Posted by Paul Hooson | January 22, 2010 2:52 PM |
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Posted on January 22, 2010 14:52
101. Posted by Paul Hooson | January 22, 2010 2:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Well, things could be worse. I could be Conan O'Brien".
101. Posted by Paul Hooson | January 22, 2010 2:57 PM |
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Posted on January 22, 2010 14:57
102. Posted by Maggie Mama | January 22, 2010 3:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Coakley entered this race with her eyes wide shut and she still can't see that the Kennedy Seat doesn't belong to her.
102. Posted by Maggie Mama | January 22, 2010 3:11 PM |
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Posted on January 22, 2010 15:11
103. Posted by OLDPUPPYMAX | January 22, 2010 3:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Asked the form of execution she preferred--beheading or burning at the steak--, Coakley displayed a wry sense of humor by reviving Curly's famous: "a hot steak is better than a cold chop" gag. Those tasked to remove her from the stage were also amused.
103. Posted by OLDPUPPYMAX | January 22, 2010 3:41 PM |
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Posted on January 22, 2010 15:41
104. Posted by astonerii | January 22, 2010 4:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Someone in the audience asks, "who is the most special person in the whole wide world' in a childish voice. Coakley involuntarily raised her hand. Her trainer, er handler was too slow to stop her.
104. Posted by astonerii | January 22, 2010 4:48 PM |
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Posted on January 22, 2010 16:48
105. Posted by epador | January 22, 2010 5:07 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Aren't you glad you use DUH-nial?
105. Posted by epador | January 22, 2010 5:07 PM |
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Posted on January 22, 2010 17:07
106. Posted by Faith+1 | January 22, 2010 5:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Raise your hand if you thought Teddy's seat was going to go to a Republican....
106. Posted by Faith+1 | January 22, 2010 5:14 PM |
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Posted on January 22, 2010 17:14
107. Posted by Faith+1 | January 22, 2010 5:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Coakley gaffe's again when a reporter asked, "Raise your hand if you thought Teddy's seat was going to go to a Republican."
107. Posted by Faith+1 | January 22, 2010 5:15 PM |
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Posted on January 22, 2010 17:15
108. Posted by Lord Ben | January 22, 2010 5:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The whole thing reminds me of the Monty Python "Bring out your dead" skit.
The guy holding up her arm is about to drop it to prove she's dead and she's saying "I feel happy, I feel happy".
But that quote is useless without context.
108. Posted by Lord Ben | January 22, 2010 5:22 PM |
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Posted on January 22, 2010 17:22
109. Posted by bigbugna | January 22, 2010 6:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
If you don't let me put my hand down, I'm going to kick you in the nuts...
109. Posted by bigbugna | January 22, 2010 6:09 PM |
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Posted on January 22, 2010 18:09
110. Posted by FormerHostage | January 22, 2010 6:51 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
For G*d's sake Martha! Put your arm down and STOP singing "Deutchlund, Deutchlund, Uber Alles!"
110. Posted by FormerHostage | January 22, 2010 6:51 PM |
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Posted on January 22, 2010 18:51
111. Posted by retired military | January 22, 2010 7:40 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
3 bad pennies
111. Posted by retired military | January 22, 2010 7:40 PM |
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Posted on January 22, 2010 19:40
112. Posted by retired military | January 22, 2010 7:41 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
3 blind mice
112. Posted by retired military | January 22, 2010 7:41 PM |
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Posted on January 22, 2010 19:41
113. Posted by retired military | January 22, 2010 7:41 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The 3 stooges
113. Posted by retired military | January 22, 2010 7:41 PM |
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Posted on January 22, 2010 19:41
114. Posted by retired military | January 22, 2010 7:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
THe democrats of Mass give our troops a class on what to do when they see terrorists.
114. Posted by retired military | January 22, 2010 7:42 PM |
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Posted on January 22, 2010 19:42
115. Posted by Judith Hofbauer | January 22, 2010 7:43 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Uh, hurry, I hafta go bad!
115. Posted by Judith Hofbauer | January 22, 2010 7:43 PM |
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Posted on January 22, 2010 19:43
116. Posted by retired military | January 22, 2010 7:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Barrack Obama had Mass officials demonstrate his new method for overcoming terrorism and making the world like us.
116. Posted by retired military | January 22, 2010 7:43 PM |
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Posted on January 22, 2010 19:43
117. Posted by T.M. Whitworth | January 22, 2010 7:58 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
All those who voted for Scott Brown raise your hand!
117. Posted by T.M. Whitworth | January 22, 2010 7:58 PM |
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Posted on January 22, 2010 19:58
118. Posted by Jason
| January 22, 2010 9:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"And this is how you wave 'bye-bye,' you @!#&$* loser."
118. Posted by Jason
| January 22, 2010 9:13 PM |
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Posted on January 22, 2010 21:13
119. Posted by Lord Zoltar | January 22, 2010 9:43 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
I once lost an election thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis big.
119. Posted by Lord Zoltar | January 22, 2010 9:43 PM |
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Posted on January 22, 2010 21:43
120. Posted by Spike | January 22, 2010 10:03 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Denial is a state in Massachusetts.
120. Posted by Spike | January 22, 2010 10:03 PM |
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Posted on January 22, 2010 22:03
121. Posted by Ha ha ha ha | January 23, 2010 2:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yep, She's playtex for sure!
121. Posted by Ha ha ha ha | January 23, 2010 2:19 AM |
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Posted on January 23, 2010 02:19
122. Posted by Rick13 | January 23, 2010 3:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"The next Senator from the great state of Massachusetts.... as soon as we can fabricate some more votes."
122. Posted by Rick13 | January 23, 2010 3:59 AM |
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Posted on January 23, 2010 03:59
123. Posted by Joe | January 23, 2010 7:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
2010's 'second' most hated Democrat.
123. Posted by Joe | January 23, 2010 7:51 AM |
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Posted on January 23, 2010 07:51
124. Posted by olsoljer | January 23, 2010 8:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
...and the winner of Scott Brown's old truck is......
124. Posted by olsoljer | January 23, 2010 8:12 AM |
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Posted on January 23, 2010 08:12
125. Posted by Dave G. | January 23, 2010 8:38 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
WHO NEEDS A JOB?
125. Posted by Dave G. | January 23, 2010 8:38 AM |
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Posted on January 23, 2010 08:38
126. Posted by Natty Dark | January 23, 2010 11:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Look what I found! Coakley was in the Congressional Cloak Room hiding as a coat hanger."
or ...
"We can hang this one back up. She ain't working."
126. Posted by Natty Dark | January 23, 2010 11:18 AM |
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Posted on January 23, 2010 11:18
127. Posted by LordZoltar | January 23, 2010 11:47 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Put yo' hands in the air, and wave 'em like you just killed healthcare ...
127. Posted by LordZoltar | January 23, 2010 11:47 AM |
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Posted on January 23, 2010 11:47
128. Posted by AnnieO | January 23, 2010 12:44 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Weekend at Martha's.
128. Posted by AnnieO | January 23, 2010 12:44 PM |
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Posted on January 23, 2010 12:44
129. Posted by Rachel Edith | January 23, 2010 10:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Oh, the jacket comes with her in it? Uhhh, nevermind."
129. Posted by Rachel Edith | January 23, 2010 10:09 PM |
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Posted on January 23, 2010 22:09
130. Posted by Rob | January 23, 2010 10:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"See, she's not as tight as Pelosi. We'd never get her arm this high without something snapping."
130. Posted by Rob | January 23, 2010 10:12 PM |
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Posted on January 23, 2010 22:12
131. Posted by D. Dean | January 24, 2010 9:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
We're number one... uh... TWO!
131. Posted by D. Dean | January 24, 2010 9:53 AM |
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Posted on January 24, 2010 09:53
132. Posted by JAT | January 24, 2010 11:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Coakley is so incompetent she needs help raising her hand to go potty!
132. Posted by JAT | January 24, 2010 11:18 AM |
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Posted on January 24, 2010 11:18
133. Posted by scotty | January 24, 2010 5:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
who loves Mao .. I do I do
133. Posted by scotty | January 24, 2010 5:25 PM |
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Posted on January 24, 2010 17:25
134. Posted by Kevin
| January 25, 2010 1:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
134. Posted by Kevin
| January 25, 2010 1:11 AM |
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Posted on January 25, 2010 01:11