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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin

Published: January 15, 2010 - 7:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


A White House nurse prepares to administer the H1N1 vaccine to President Barack Obama at the White House on Sunday, Dec. 20, 2009. (Official White House photo by Pete Souza)


Winners will be announced Monday Tuesday morning.


Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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A nurse trained at East Ang... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by iwogisdead | January 15, 2010 7:28 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
iwogisdead:

A nurse trained at East Anglia University has declared that Barack Obama's biceps are among the largest ever seen.

1. Posted by iwogisdead | January 15, 2010 7:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (6 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 07:28

Obama: "You're gonna have t... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by rodney dill | January 15, 2010 7:33 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Obama: "You're gonna have to remove Harry Reid's knife first."

2. Posted by rodney dill | January 15, 2010 7:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 07:33

Time for your weekly inocul... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by Gmac | January 15, 2010 7:35 AM | Score: 34 (36 votes cast)
Gmac:

Time for your weekly inoculation against reality Mr. President.

3. Posted by Gmac | January 15, 2010 7:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 34 (36 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 07:35

"Wanna Hertz Do-nut?"... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by rodney dill | January 15, 2010 7:35 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"Wanna Hertz Do-nut?"

4. Posted by rodney dill | January 15, 2010 7:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 07:35

"Just returning the favor f... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by rodney dill | January 15, 2010 7:36 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"Just returning the favor from the American Tax Payer."

5. Posted by rodney dill | January 15, 2010 7:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (6 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 07:36

Obama's testosterone treatm... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by Gmac | January 15, 2010 7:37 AM | Score: 16 (16 votes cast)
Gmac:

Obama's testosterone treatments never seemed to work.

6. Posted by Gmac | January 15, 2010 7:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 16 (16 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 07:37

"See, I told you this Presi... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by Maggie Mama | January 15, 2010 7:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maggie Mama:

"See, I told you this President took drugs!"

7. Posted by Maggie Mama | January 15, 2010 7:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 07:40

"...No, I'm not a nurse, bu... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by rodney dill | January 15, 2010 7:43 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"...No, I'm not a nurse, but I did sleep at a Holiday Inn Express last night."

8. Posted by rodney dill | January 15, 2010 7:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 07:43

Time for his weekly Jimmy C... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by IowaRight | January 15, 2010 7:45 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
IowaRight:

Time for his weekly Jimmy Carter DNA injection...

9. Posted by IowaRight | January 15, 2010 7:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 07:45

"Since this is your first d... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by Rick13 | January 15, 2010 7:47 AM | Score: 34 (36 votes cast)
Rick13:

"Since this is your first dose of reality sir, don't expect it to kick in until Tuesday."

10. Posted by Rick13 | January 15, 2010 7:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 34 (36 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 07:47

If I was him, I wouldn't tu... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by IowaRight | January 15, 2010 7:50 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
IowaRight:

If I was him, I wouldn't turn my back on anybody holding anything sharp...

11. Posted by IowaRight | January 15, 2010 7:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 07:50

I heard they were re-making... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | January 15, 2010 7:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

I heard they were re-making Fantastic Voyage, who knew it would star Obama?

12. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | January 15, 2010 7:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 07:53

Speaking of a little prick.... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | January 15, 2010 7:53 AM | Score: 18 (26 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Speaking of a little prick...

13. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | January 15, 2010 7:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 18 (26 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 07:53

Obama gets his weekly stero... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by Joe | January 15, 2010 7:55 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Joe:

Obama gets his weekly steroid injection.

14. Posted by Joe | January 15, 2010 7:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 07:55

"Darn, I was hoping he'd pu... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by Joe | January 15, 2010 7:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Joe:

"Darn, I was hoping he'd pull down his pants"

15. Posted by Joe | January 15, 2010 7:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 07:57

ObamaCare at work, that sho... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by Joe | January 15, 2010 7:58 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Joe:

ObamaCare at work, that shot will cost taxpayers $1,499.99.

16. Posted by Joe | January 15, 2010 7:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 7 (7 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 07:58

Nothing lighthearted about ... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by Joe | January 15, 2010 7:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Joe:

Nothing lighthearted about this guy.

17. Posted by Joe | January 15, 2010 7:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 07:59

"And this will keep me immu... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by Wyatt Earp | January 15, 2010 8:00 AM | Score: 12 (12 votes cast)
Wyatt Earp:

"And this will keep me immune from media criticism?"

18. Posted by Wyatt Earp | January 15, 2010 8:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 12 (12 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 08:00

I've seen the needle and th... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 15, 2010 8:01 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

I've seen the needle and the damage done.

19. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 15, 2010 8:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 08:01

Regular injections of Willi... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by IowaRight | January 15, 2010 8:02 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
IowaRight:

Regular injections of William F. Buckley's DNA seem to control his "negro dialect" but amazingly with absolutely no discernable side effects...

20. Posted by IowaRight | January 15, 2010 8:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 08:02

"There's a string hanging f... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 15, 2010 8:02 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

"There's a string hanging from your shirt Mr President...or is that your arm..."

21. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 15, 2010 8:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 08:02

"No sir, this one is paid f... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by Upset Old Guy | January 15, 2010 8:03 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Upset Old Guy:

"No sir, this one is paid for by the American taxpayers... pull down your pants."

22. Posted by Upset Old Guy | January 15, 2010 8:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 08:03

"There...now you're all rea... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 15, 2010 8:03 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

"There...now you're all ready for your meeting with Mr Limbaugh."

23. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 15, 2010 8:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 08:03

There is it..the left wing.... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 15, 2010 8:04 AM | Score: 15 (17 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

There is it..the left wing.

24. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 15, 2010 8:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 15 (17 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 08:04

"You'll feel a slight prick... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 15, 2010 8:06 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Pretzel Logic:

"You'll feel a slight prick right under your Chairman Mao Tattoo."

25. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 15, 2010 8:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (6 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 08:06

trypanophobiac and proud of... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by Kevin in Phoenix | January 15, 2010 8:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin in Phoenix:

trypanophobiac and proud of it.

26. Posted by Kevin in Phoenix | January 15, 2010 8:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 08:06

Another jab saved or create... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | January 15, 2010 8:07 AM | Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Another jab saved or created by Obama.

27. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | January 15, 2010 8:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 9 (9 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 08:07

Obama receives his weekly S... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by Stephen Hugli | January 15, 2010 8:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stephen Hugli:

Obama receives his weekly Stalinin injection.

28. Posted by Stephen Hugli | January 15, 2010 8:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 08:07

Even a shot of courage coul... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by Bill Long | January 15, 2010 8:08 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Bill Long:

Even a shot of courage could not cure the President's yellow streak.

29. Posted by Bill Long | January 15, 2010 8:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 08:08

"You're sure this will give... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by Wyatt Earp | January 15, 2010 8:08 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Wyatt Earp:

"You're sure this will give me bigger, more toned arms than Michelle?"

30. Posted by Wyatt Earp | January 15, 2010 8:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 7 (7 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 08:08

Don't worry nurse, I won't ... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by Kevin in Phoenix | January 15, 2010 8:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin in Phoenix:

Don't worry nurse, I won't get addicted like that other great world leader did.

31. Posted by Kevin in Phoenix | January 15, 2010 8:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 08:09

Now that it's been tested o... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | January 15, 2010 8:11 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Now that it's been tested on hundreds of thousands of people with no adverse effects -- yeah, I'll take it, because that's the kind of leader I am.

32. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | January 15, 2010 8:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (6 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 08:11

"Wait! Where's your white ... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by J-Ho | January 15, 2010 8:11 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
J-Ho:

"Wait! Where's your white lab coat???"

33. Posted by J-Ho | January 15, 2010 8:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 08:11

She was the first person wh... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by jim2 | January 15, 2010 8:12 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
jim2:

She was the first person who got to stick it to Obama.

34. Posted by jim2 | January 15, 2010 8:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 08:12

"See I am even lighter skin... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Spencer | January 15, 2010 8:15 AM | Score: -2 (10 votes cast)
Spencer:

"See I am even lighter skined up here. Beotch"

35. Posted by Spencer | January 15, 2010 8:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (10 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 08:15

Mr. President this is the o... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by Scotty | January 15, 2010 8:17 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Scotty:

Mr. President this is the only known cure for AlGoraphobia (a disease that infects liberals with fear of global warming and belief in socialism)

36. Posted by Scotty | January 15, 2010 8:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 08:17

OK you're sure that this Sw... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by JAT | January 15, 2010 8:17 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
JAT:

OK you're sure that this Swine flu shot is not made from pic-stuff. You know us Muslims can't eat or sleep with pigs.

37. Posted by JAT | January 15, 2010 8:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 08:17

"I already have shrunken ba... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by Brad | January 15, 2010 8:17 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Brad:

"I already have shrunken balls, I just need some homeruns fast!"

38. Posted by Brad | January 15, 2010 8:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 08:17

That was supposed to be pig... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by JAT | January 15, 2010 8:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JAT:

That was supposed to be pig-stuff

39. Posted by JAT | January 15, 2010 8:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 08:18

It's just a little prick.</... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by Mainstreet | January 15, 2010 8:19 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Mainstreet:

It's just a little prick.

40. Posted by Mainstreet | January 15, 2010 8:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 08:19

There, this should suppress... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | January 15, 2010 8:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

There, this should suppress the Vulcan ears for a while longer.

41. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | January 15, 2010 8:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 08:25

Did it hurt?Not at... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | January 15, 2010 8:28 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Did it hurt?

Not at all, I never feel a thing.

42. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | January 15, 2010 8:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 08:28

This was urgent for for the... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | January 15, 2010 8:39 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

This was urgent for for the President -- due to his extremely weak Constitution.

43. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | January 15, 2010 8:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 08:39

Ok, now that the picture is... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by Sabba Hillel Author Profile Page | January 15, 2010 8:40 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Sabba Hillel Author Profile Page:

Ok, now that the picture is taken you can put away the fake needle.

44. Posted by Sabba Hillel Author Profile Page | January 15, 2010 8:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 08:40

In a new experimental treat... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by iurockhead | January 15, 2010 8:58 AM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
iurockhead:

In a new experimental treatment proposed by the American people, doctors are now trying to inject a little common sense into the president.

The prognosis is not good.

45. Posted by iurockhead | January 15, 2010 8:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 8 (8 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 08:58

Doctor: "Wow, that was so ... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by iurockhead | January 15, 2010 8:59 AM | Score: 25 (25 votes cast)
iurockhead:

Doctor: "Wow, that was so easy. You really DO have thin skin."

46. Posted by iurockhead | January 15, 2010 8:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 25 (25 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 08:59

Back in my younger days I d... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | January 15, 2010 8:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SCSIwuzzy:

Back in my younger days I did the injections myself, but usually between my toes

47. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | January 15, 2010 8:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 08:59

President Barack Obama rece... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by Jeff | January 15, 2010 9:04 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Jeff:

President Barack Obama receives his inoculations prior to exposure to Tiger Woods for his Golf Digest cover photo shoot

48. Posted by Jeff | January 15, 2010 9:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 09:04

Dr. Banner advises that aft... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by Jeff | January 15, 2010 9:07 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Jeff:

Dr. Banner advises that after this shot, you try to avoid getting upset or agitated in any way.

49. Posted by Jeff | January 15, 2010 9:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 09:07

"Botox? Won't that paralyze... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by rodney dill | January 15, 2010 9:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"Botox? Won't that paralyze the left?"
"You'll never notice...."

50. Posted by rodney dill | January 15, 2010 9:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 09:10

This is unprecedented I wil... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by just bob | January 15, 2010 9:11 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
just bob:

This is unprecedented I will now have the drug companies testing in the white house,there are some things you can not get a rat to do.

51. Posted by just bob | January 15, 2010 9:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 09:11

Hey Babe! Don't you know wh... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by Joe Miller | January 15, 2010 9:15 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Joe Miller:

Hey Babe! Don't you know who I am? You're just gonna break that needle on my super skin.

52. Posted by Joe Miller | January 15, 2010 9:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 09:15

Careful, all the hot air wi... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by IowaRight | January 15, 2010 9:17 AM | Score: 11 (11 votes cast)
IowaRight:

Careful, all the hot air will get out...

53. Posted by IowaRight | January 15, 2010 9:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 11 (11 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 09:17

President Obama receives hi... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by Jeff | January 15, 2010 9:17 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Jeff:

President Obama receives his annual "Immune from Main Stream Media Critcism" booster shot...

54. Posted by Jeff | January 15, 2010 9:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 09:17

It's pretty obvious who'd w... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by P. Bunyan | January 15, 2010 9:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
P. Bunyan:

It's pretty obvious who'd win in a Barack vs. Michelle arm wrestling match.

For some reason, I'm thinking spaghetti for lunch...

55. Posted by P. Bunyan | January 15, 2010 9:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 09:18

You're sure this is the sam... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by IowaRight | January 15, 2010 9:26 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
IowaRight:

You're sure this is the same stuff McGwire used right?

56. Posted by IowaRight | January 15, 2010 9:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 09:26

H-the-One-N-the-One vaccine... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by IowaRight | January 15, 2010 9:29 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
IowaRight:

H-the-One-N-the-One vaccine

57. Posted by IowaRight | January 15, 2010 9:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 09:29

President Obama At his week... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by Bill Shiveshives | January 15, 2010 9:31 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Bill Shiveshives:

President Obama At his weekly mojo injection. He has ask his physician to give him a triple shot since he has not been able to fool the people for a while now.

58. Posted by Bill Shiveshives | January 15, 2010 9:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 09:31

Obama getting his weekly Sa... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by tom | January 15, 2010 9:45 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
tom:

Obama getting his weekly Saul Alinsky booster shot.

59. Posted by tom | January 15, 2010 9:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 09:45

Despite the hormones, his t... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by twolaneflash | January 15, 2010 9:46 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
twolaneflash:

Despite the hormones, his testicles never descended.

60. Posted by twolaneflash | January 15, 2010 9:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 09:46

Modern health care, sir... ... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by Jlawson | January 15, 2010 9:54 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Jlawson:

Modern health care, sir... in six months you might even regrow your spine!

61. Posted by Jlawson | January 15, 2010 9:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 09:54

Obama has nothing to fear f... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by fustian | January 15, 2010 10:01 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
fustian:

Obama has nothing to fear from swine flu.

Professional courtesy.

62. Posted by fustian | January 15, 2010 10:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 10:01

O: I will take mine in the ... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by mpw280 | January 15, 2010 10:02 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
mpw280:

O: I will take mine in the arm, but the rest of the nation can take theirs in the ass. mpw

63. Posted by mpw280 | January 15, 2010 10:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 10:02

Obama receives his weekly... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by Terry S/Will Profit | January 15, 2010 10:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Terry S/Will Profit:

Obama receives his weekly dose of the secret serum that eliminates any trace of a Negro dialect and helps maintaine a light skin tone.
Harry Reid declined to be photographed while receiving his shot prior to Obama.

64. Posted by Terry S/Will Profit | January 15, 2010 10:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 10:04

"I'm sorry we have to... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by DJ Drummond | January 15, 2010 10:21 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
DJ Drummond:

"I'm sorry we have to give you more injections of Common Sense, Mr. President.

"For some reason, your body keeps rejecting it."

65. Posted by DJ Drummond | January 15, 2010 10:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 7 (7 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 10:21

If you'd just unclench your... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by proof | January 15, 2010 10:43 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
proof:

If you'd just unclench your butt cheeks for a moment, Mr. President, we could put this where we normally do!

66. Posted by proof | January 15, 2010 10:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 10:43

Obama gets in one last visi... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by Faith+1 | January 15, 2010 10:45 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Faith+1:

Obama gets in one last visit before his health care plan is approved and the service is no longer available.

67. Posted by Faith+1 | January 15, 2010 10:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 10:45

Solyent Green is people!</p... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by Faith+1 | January 15, 2010 10:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Faith+1:

Solyent Green is people!

68. Posted by Faith+1 | January 15, 2010 10:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 10:45

"Ouch?""OK, who pu... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by Faith+1 | January 15, 2010 10:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Faith+1:

"Ouch?"

"OK, who put the question mark on the TOTUS?"

69. Posted by Faith+1 | January 15, 2010 10:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 10:47

Note Obama's "Rules of Tran... (Below threshold)

70. Posted by proof | January 15, 2010 10:49 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
proof:

Note Obama's "Rules of Transparency" in the upper left hand corner of the picture!

70. Posted by proof | January 15, 2010 10:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 10:49

"If it worked for Mark Magu... (Below threshold)

71. Posted by teh wind | January 15, 2010 10:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
teh wind:

"If it worked for Mark Maguire..."

71. Posted by teh wind | January 15, 2010 10:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 10:49

It will be a different stor... (Below threshold)

72. Posted by proof | January 15, 2010 10:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
proof:

It will be a different story, nurse, when I eats me spinach!

72. Posted by proof | January 15, 2010 10:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 10:51

Mynd you, zømbi bites can b... (Below threshold)

73. Posted by mojo | January 15, 2010 10:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
mojo:

Mynd you, zømbi bites can be pretti nasti...

73. Posted by mojo | January 15, 2010 10:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 10:54

Ooooo! The wumors are TWUE!... (Below threshold)

74. Posted by Steve Green's Ghost | January 15, 2010 10:59 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Steve Green's Ghost:

Ooooo! The wumors are TWUE! They're TWUE!

74. Posted by Steve Green's Ghost | January 15, 2010 10:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 10:59

Hopefully this will cure my... (Below threshold)

75. Posted by BrentT | January 15, 2010 11:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
BrentT:

Hopefully this will cure my allergy to Martha Coakley. I can't get anywhere near her.

75. Posted by BrentT | January 15, 2010 11:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 11:09

"You guarantee this will gi... (Below threshold)

76. Posted by GarandFan | January 15, 2010 11:10 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
GarandFan:

"You guarantee this will give me a spine?"

76. Posted by GarandFan | January 15, 2010 11:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 11:10

Too little, too late (the s... (Below threshold)

77. Posted by Clancy | January 15, 2010 11:12 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Clancy:

Too little, too late (the story of his presidency to date) - Obama receives his first inoculation to protect against BDS.

77. Posted by Clancy | January 15, 2010 11:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 11:12

Yep, this IS the same stuff... (Below threshold)

78. Posted by epador | January 15, 2010 11:16 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
epador:

Yep, this IS the same stuff Tiger uses!

78. Posted by epador | January 15, 2010 11:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 11:16

"Yes, Mr. President, this v... (Below threshold)

79. Posted by SILVER | January 15, 2010 11:17 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
SILVER:

"Yes, Mr. President, this vaccine came from swine. No Sir, they weren't wearing lipstick!"

79. Posted by SILVER | January 15, 2010 11:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 11:17

"I thought you were giving ... (Below threshold)

80. Posted by rodney dill | January 15, 2010 11:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"I thought you were giving me a test, and there was no tickle either."

80. Posted by rodney dill | January 15, 2010 11:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 11:17

You might feel a little pri... (Below threshold)

81. Posted by Roy | January 15, 2010 11:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Roy:

You might feel a little prick.

81. Posted by Roy | January 15, 2010 11:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 11:24

This Kryptonite won't sting... (Below threshold)

82. Posted by Roy | January 15, 2010 11:25 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Roy:

This Kryptonite won't sting a bit, I promise.

82. Posted by Roy | January 15, 2010 11:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 11:25

And he gave no more speeche... (Below threshold)

83. Posted by Roy | January 15, 2010 11:28 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Roy:

And he gave no more speeches after that shot of truth serum.

83. Posted by Roy | January 15, 2010 11:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 11:28

"Here, put it in my left ar... (Below threshold)

84. Posted by Roy | January 15, 2010 11:30 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Roy:

"Here, put it in my left arm"

"Umm, which one?"

84. Posted by Roy | January 15, 2010 11:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 11:30

Now be brave and take your ... (Below threshold)

85. Posted by Flu-Bird | January 15, 2010 11:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Flu-Bird:

Now be brave and take your shot of OBAMACARE

85. Posted by Flu-Bird | January 15, 2010 11:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 11:41

President Obama demonstrate... (Below threshold)

86. Posted by Clay | January 15, 2010 11:45 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Clay:

President Obama demonstrated his immunity to the truth today. Moments following his injection of sodium pentothal, the president was heard to mutter, "I've not only made America stronger, I've made her bulletproof."

86. Posted by Clay | January 15, 2010 11:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 11:45

Obama gets his daily dose o... (Below threshold)

87. Posted by guido | January 15, 2010 11:45 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
guido:

Obama gets his daily dose of Telepromptine, a speech vitamin supplement.

87. Posted by guido | January 15, 2010 11:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 11:45

"See...see...my arms are to... (Below threshold)

88. Posted by Jay | January 15, 2010 12:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jay:

"See...see...my arms are too as big as Michelle's!"

88. Posted by Jay | January 15, 2010 12:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 12:07

Bend over, Mr. President. I... (Below threshold)

89. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | January 15, 2010 12:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Medcalf:

Bend over, Mr. President. I'm going to do to you what you've been doing to the country.

89. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | January 15, 2010 12:11 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 12:11

"Here you go, Mr. President... (Below threshold)

90. Posted by Chisum | January 15, 2010 12:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chisum:

"Here you go, Mr. President. This will take care of those nasty "Party of No" Republicans."

90. Posted by Chisum | January 15, 2010 12:17 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 12:17

President Obama in his pers... (Below threshold)

91. Posted by Zelsdorf Ragshaft III | January 15, 2010 12:20 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Zelsdorf Ragshaft III:

President Obama in his personal interview with prospective drug czar participates is China White drugs test.

91. Posted by Zelsdorf Ragshaft III | January 15, 2010 12:20 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 12:20

"Oh,I opened this clinic wi... (Below threshold)

92. Posted by Rachel Edith | January 15, 2010 12:20 PM | Score: 15 (15 votes cast)
Rachel Edith:

"Oh,I opened this clinic with money from my Tiger Woods Economic Stimulus Grant."

92. Posted by Rachel Edith | January 15, 2010 12:20 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 15 (15 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 12:20

Now let me be clear. I wan... (Below threshold)

93. Posted by timajin | January 15, 2010 12:23 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
timajin:

Now let me be clear. I want a grape lollipop this time.

93. Posted by timajin | January 15, 2010 12:23 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 12:23

President Obama displays th... (Below threshold)

94. Posted by Jeff | January 15, 2010 12:30 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Jeff:

President Obama displays the results of strict Chicago Gun Control laws

94. Posted by Jeff | January 15, 2010 12:30 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 12:30

Good thing it is an injecti... (Below threshold)

95. Posted by jdgjtr | January 15, 2010 12:34 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
jdgjtr:

Good thing it is an injection and not an enema. That would be brain washing for a democrat.

95. Posted by jdgjtr | January 15, 2010 12:34 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 12:34

Looks like I picked the wro... (Below threshold)

96. Posted by astonerii | January 15, 2010 12:40 PM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
astonerii:

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit heroin.

96. Posted by astonerii | January 15, 2010 12:40 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 12:40

Mr. President, it's a dose ... (Below threshold)

97. Posted by Hal | January 15, 2010 12:44 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Hal:

Mr. President, it's a dose of truth serum. You may have a violent reaction, so we have a team standing by.

97. Posted by Hal | January 15, 2010 12:44 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 12:44

It's worth a try, but I am ... (Below threshold)

98. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | January 15, 2010 12:59 PM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

It's worth a try, but I am afraid that even this may not protect you from Sarah Palin.

98. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | January 15, 2010 12:59 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 12:59

His arm looks kinda White?<... (Below threshold)

99. Posted by 914 | January 15, 2010 1:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

His arm looks kinda White?

99. Posted by 914 | January 15, 2010 1:14 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 13:14

Can you find the prick in t... (Below threshold)

100. Posted by PJwest | January 15, 2010 1:36 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
PJwest:

Can you find the prick in this photo?

100. Posted by PJwest | January 15, 2010 1:36 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 13:36

"You can pull your pants up... (Below threshold)

101. Posted by Highlander | January 15, 2010 1:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Highlander:

"You can pull your pants up Mr. President, it's only the taxpayers that are taking it in the ass."

101. Posted by Highlander | January 15, 2010 1:36 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 13:36

Get a load of these guns, b... (Below threshold)

102. Posted by PJwest | January 15, 2010 1:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
PJwest:

Get a load of these guns, baby!

102. Posted by PJwest | January 15, 2010 1:37 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 13:37

The most insulated man in t... (Below threshold)

103. Posted by PJwest | January 15, 2010 1:40 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
PJwest:

The most insulated man in the world gets vaccinated?

103. Posted by PJwest | January 15, 2010 1:40 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 13:40

Yup, I'm headed to Massachu... (Below threshold)

104. Posted by PJwest | January 15, 2010 1:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
PJwest:

Yup, I'm headed to Massachusetts next week. I hear a virus of free thinking and clear thought is spreading through the area. We never seen this before up there so, I'm being cautious.

Thanks doc. Put that on my tab. Ha-ha-ha! My tab! Ha-ha! I made a joke! I don't have a tab! What was I thinking! Ha-ha-ha! Too much!

104. Posted by PJwest | January 15, 2010 1:46 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 13:46

Obama changes his mind abou... (Below threshold)

105. Posted by Dana | January 15, 2010 1:52 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Dana:

Obama changes his mind about gun shows.

105. Posted by Dana | January 15, 2010 1:52 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 13:52

Forget it Barry, there is n... (Below threshold)

106. Posted by 914 | January 15, 2010 2:03 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
914:

Forget it Barry, there is no vaccination for stuck on stupid!

106. Posted by 914 | January 15, 2010 2:03 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 14:03

Barry gets a swine fool sho... (Below threshold)

107. Posted by 914 | January 15, 2010 2:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Barry gets a swine fool shot monthly

107. Posted by 914 | January 15, 2010 2:09 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 14:09

How to prick a prick.... (Below threshold)

108. Posted by RickZ | January 15, 2010 3:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
RickZ:

How to prick a prick.

108. Posted by RickZ | January 15, 2010 3:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 15:07

"What's in the hypodermic?"... (Below threshold)

109. Posted by rodney dill | January 15, 2010 3:22 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"What's in the hypodermic?"
"Viagra... you look taller already."

109. Posted by rodney dill | January 15, 2010 3:22 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 15:22

Mr. President, Senator Reid... (Below threshold)

110. Posted by Jeff | January 15, 2010 3:25 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Jeff:

Mr. President, Senator Reid said it is time for your annual "Anti-Negro Dialect" booster shot

110. Posted by Jeff | January 15, 2010 3:25 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 15:25

Truth serum?? AAAHHHHHHHHHH... (Below threshold)

111. Posted by Lord Whorfin | January 15, 2010 3:46 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Lord Whorfin:

Truth serum?? AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

111. Posted by Lord Whorfin | January 15, 2010 3:46 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 15:46

Under Obamacare all childre... (Below threshold)

112. Posted by retired military | January 15, 2010 4:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

Under Obamacare all children will eventually get their kindergarten shots free of charge. The parents of the above student receiving his shot could not be reached for comment.

112. Posted by retired military | January 15, 2010 4:31 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 16:31

"Honey, I want the skull 'n... (Below threshold)

113. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | January 15, 2010 4:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sir Toby Belch:

"Honey, I want the skull 'n bones tattoo,
3 inches high, right above the wart and just
below the sleeping dragon."

113. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | January 15, 2010 4:31 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 16:31

"Whatta you think about THA... (Below threshold)

114. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | January 15, 2010 4:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sir Toby Belch:

"Whatta you think about THAT python, Clara
Barton"?

114. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | January 15, 2010 4:36 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 16:36

There was no waiting line f... (Below threshold)

115. Posted by Marc | January 15, 2010 5:51 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Marc:

There was no waiting line for Obama as he received his "Thin Skin" booster shot.

115. Posted by Marc | January 15, 2010 5:51 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 17:51

1. "Here's your mela... (Below threshold)

116. Posted by chsw | January 15, 2010 6:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
chsw:


1. "Here's your melanin booster, Mr. President."

2. "Lollipops are in a bowl at the reception desk."

chsw

116. Posted by chsw | January 15, 2010 6:06 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 18:06

Since so many American citi... (Below threshold)

117. Posted by MG | January 15, 2010 6:42 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
MG:

Since so many American citizens have taken it in the rear for me. I thank you.

117. Posted by MG | January 15, 2010 6:42 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 18:42

I going to Massechuettes in... (Below threshold)

118. Posted by Bill Duffy | January 15, 2010 6:45 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Bill Duffy:

I going to Massechuettes in a rush and I think I need this shot as there is something spreading in that state which could change my agenda and if I can stop it, there is still hope for change.

118. Posted by Bill Duffy | January 15, 2010 6:45 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 18:45

"Your last name isn't 'Ratc... (Below threshold)

119. Posted by Spike | January 15, 2010 7:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spike:

"Your last name isn't 'Ratchet', is it?"

119. Posted by Spike | January 15, 2010 7:28 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 19:28

"This isn't going to leave ... (Below threshold)

120. Posted by Spike | January 15, 2010 7:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spike:

"This isn't going to leave a Marx, er...ah..., I mean a mark, is it?"

120. Posted by Spike | January 15, 2010 7:42 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 19:42

Sir, please call off your S... (Below threshold)

121. Posted by Korla Pundit | January 15, 2010 10:14 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Korla Pundit:

Sir, please call off your Secret Service guys. I said you should get "a" shot.

121. Posted by Korla Pundit | January 15, 2010 10:14 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 22:14

Just a little prick...... (Below threshold)

122. Posted by Korla Pundit | January 15, 2010 10:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Korla Pundit:

Just a little prick...

122. Posted by Korla Pundit | January 15, 2010 10:15 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 22:15

Obama "... and next week I ... (Below threshold)

123. Posted by retired military | January 15, 2010 10:16 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
retired military:

Obama "... and next week I am going to write a piece for Newsweek on Haiti so that I can qualify for the Pulitzer they will be giving me later this year"

123. Posted by retired military | January 15, 2010 10:16 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 22:16

So, are you sure after this... (Below threshold)

124. Posted by Korla Pundit | January 15, 2010 10:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Korla Pundit:

So, are you sure after this swine flu shot, I can still join Congress at the trough?

124. Posted by Korla Pundit | January 15, 2010 10:16 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 22:16

Gee, you really are saving ... (Below threshold)

125. Posted by Korla Pundit | January 15, 2010 10:24 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Korla Pundit:

Gee, you really are saving money on health care! You're so damned thin-skinned, I didn't need to use a needle!

125. Posted by Korla Pundit | January 15, 2010 10:24 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 22:24

After Shots and Arms Uncove... (Below threshold)

126. Posted by Korla Pundit | January 15, 2010 10:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Korla Pundit:

After Shots and Arms Uncovered, Obama's Left Wing Gets Immunity!

126. Posted by Korla Pundit | January 15, 2010 10:32 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 22:32

Yes Mr.President, it's conv... (Below threshold)

127. Posted by piperfromtn | January 15, 2010 11:25 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
piperfromtn:

Yes Mr.President, it's conventional to give shots in the upper arm, not inside the elbow like you're used to.

127. Posted by piperfromtn | January 15, 2010 11:25 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 23:25

No, Mr. President. That's y... (Below threshold)

128. Posted by Korla Pundit | January 15, 2010 11:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Korla Pundit:

No, Mr. President. That's your elbow!

128. Posted by Korla Pundit | January 15, 2010 11:29 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 15, 2010 23:29

How do you think that we fu... (Below threshold)

129. Posted by John S. | January 16, 2010 1:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John S.:

How do you think that we fund this organization, huh? We're not exactly the March of Dimes.

129. Posted by John S. | January 16, 2010 1:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 16, 2010 01:25

Two pricks.... (Below threshold)

130. Posted by James Cloninger | January 16, 2010 2:06 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
James Cloninger:

Two pricks.

130. Posted by James Cloninger | January 16, 2010 2:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on January 16, 2010 02:06

"That's strange the shot of... (Below threshold)

131. Posted by rbee | January 16, 2010 6:38 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
rbee:

"That's strange the shot of humility went in one ear and out the other,lets try your arm this time."

131. Posted by rbee | January 16, 2010 6:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on January 16, 2010 06:38

Cost Before G'vment Health ... (Below threshold)

132. Posted by MjM | January 16, 2010 11:03 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
MjM:

Cost Before G'vment Health Care: $ 39.95
Cost After G'vment Health Care : $436.52

132. Posted by MjM | January 16, 2010 11:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on January 16, 2010 11:03

We've scheduled your second... (Below threshold)

133. Posted by AnnieO | January 16, 2010 11:35 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
AnnieO:

We've scheduled your second dose of reality for Tuesday, January 19th.

133. Posted by AnnieO | January 16, 2010 11:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on January 16, 2010 11:35

You notice that Obama alway... (Below threshold)

134. Posted by fustian | January 16, 2010 1:09 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
fustian:

You notice that Obama always gets shots in his left arm. That's because he's hiding the Dark Mark of Soros on the other arm.

134. Posted by fustian | January 16, 2010 1:09 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on January 16, 2010 13:09

Whoop-dee-do, I'm now prote... (Below threshold)

135. Posted by Maggie Mama | January 16, 2010 3:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maggie Mama:

Whoop-dee-do, I'm now protected from the Swine Flu ... but whose going to saving me from Maureen Dowd and Helen Thomas cause those two pigs are always eating at my trough.

135. Posted by Maggie Mama | January 16, 2010 3:26 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 16, 2010 15:26

Is that your arm? Hahahaha... (Below threshold)

136. Posted by Sputum | January 16, 2010 6:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sputum:

Is that your arm? Hahahahah. You'll never be able to hold onto the senate with that.

136. Posted by Sputum | January 16, 2010 6:43 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 16, 2010 18:43

Well, we KNOW it's not ster... (Below threshold)

137. Posted by fustian | January 16, 2010 11:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Well, we KNOW it's not steroids...

137. Posted by fustian | January 16, 2010 11:08 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 16, 2010 23:08

Drugs WOULD explain the bul... (Below threshold)

138. Posted by fustian | January 16, 2010 11:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Drugs WOULD explain the bulk of his policies.

138. Posted by fustian | January 16, 2010 11:26 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 16, 2010 23:26

He just THINKS it's a swine... (Below threshold)

139. Posted by fustian | January 17, 2010 7:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

He just THINKS it's a swine flu shot. Soros has had him on estrogen since he became President.

139. Posted by fustian | January 17, 2010 7:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on January 17, 2010 07:40

Hopefully, the eye chart is... (Below threshold)

140. Posted by D. Dean | January 18, 2010 8:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
D. Dean:

Hopefully, the eye chart isn't for the woman holding the needle.

140. Posted by D. Dean | January 18, 2010 8:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

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