This week's Weekend Caption Contest™ was another smash hit. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Sir Toby Belch) - "...and the transcript will show I delivered this speech without ONE M/F'n BIT of Negro jargon!"

2) (Rodney Dill) - "You'd do it for Randolph Scott!"

3) (fustian) - "...and let me be clear, they hate us because we don't have universal health care and an aggressive policy on global warming."

4) (Stephan) - "Oh, look! One microphone for each side of his mouth."

5) (iwogisdead) - "President Obama, in an angry statement today, warned Al Qaeda to never, ever again interfere with one of his vacations with an attempted terrorist attack."

6) (SCSIwuzzy) - "Let me explain this for you: You put your lips together, like this. Then. Kiss. My. Ass.
Anyone else have a question about C-Span or other so-called campaign promises? That's what I thought."

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(IowaRight) - "The Ultimate Man Caused Disaster..."

That's all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.