4. Posted by
Herbert Jacobs | January 8, 2010 7:22 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Herbert Jacobs:
you can search some of the terrorists all of the time and all of the terrorists some of the time but my fellow Americans it is impossible to search all of the terrorists all of the time.
4. Posted by
Herbert Jacobs | January 8, 2010 7:22 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
9. Posted by
iwogisdead | January 8, 2010 7:27 AM | Score: 18 (18 votes cast)
iwogisdead:
President Obama, in an angry statement today, warned Al Qaeda to never, ever again interfere with one of his vacations with an attempted terrorist attack.
9. Posted by
iwogisdead | January 8, 2010 7:27 AM |
Score: 18 (18 votes cast)
15. Posted by
Upset Old Guy | January 8, 2010 7:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Upset Old Guy:
"So I thought to myself, changing the color of his hair worked out well for Clinton when his presidency foundered, why not give it a try? What da' ya' think?"
15. Posted by
Upset Old Guy | January 8, 2010 7:33 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
26. Posted by
Highlander | January 8, 2010 8:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Highlander:
"... I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very fright'ning me
(Galileo.) Galileo. (Galileo.) Galileo, Galileo figaro..."
26. Posted by
Highlander | January 8, 2010 8:00 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
41. Posted by
fustian | January 8, 2010 8:46 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
fustian:
...and so there are no dots to connect recent man-caused disasters and potential disasters to Islam.
But we are going to address America's concerns on terror by a dramatic increase in screening of those passengers originating in red states like Texas, Utah, and Idaho.
We all know they're bitter and cling to guns and religion.
41. Posted by
fustian | January 8, 2010 8:46 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
44. Posted by
Clancy | January 8, 2010 8:55 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Clancy:
I could wile away the hours
Conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain
And my head I'd be scratchin'
While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
...
44. Posted by
Clancy | January 8, 2010 8:55 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
50. Posted by
SCSIwuzzy | January 8, 2010 9:26 AM | Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
SCSIwuzzy:
Let me explain this for you: You put your lips together, like this. Then. Kiss. My. Ass.
Anyone else have a question about C-Span or other so-called campaign promises? That's what I thought.
50. Posted by
SCSIwuzzy | January 8, 2010 9:26 AM |
Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
54. Posted by
Eric | January 8, 2010 9:33 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Eric:
Transparancy is a lack of color. Calling for transparancy in government means getting rid of anything of color. Therefore transparancy in government is racist.
54. Posted by
Eric | January 8, 2010 9:33 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
59. Posted by
IowaRight | January 8, 2010 9:59 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
IowaRight:
In response to Obama's newly announced recommitment to stop the attacks of "isolated extremists" a spokesman for Al Qaeda was quoted as saying "He sure got a pretty mouth..."
59. Posted by
IowaRight | January 8, 2010 9:59 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
68. Posted by
guido | January 8, 2010 10:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
guido:
Let me be clear, my grandmother always told me, "Barack, if you keep making that face, it will freeze that way." I thought, well, that's just what a typical white woman would say and I did not believe her. That is until my face froze into this "sh" expression from continually blaming Bus....ah, I mean, the previous administration for all of my woes and failings.
68. Posted by
guido | January 8, 2010 10:38 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama pauses uncomfortably during his news conference to adjust the two-headed monster up his @ss---Olbermann and Matthews. Gerbil stocks lower in early trading......
70. Posted by
Rovin | January 8, 2010 10:39 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
75. Posted by
GarandFan | January 8, 2010 11:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
GarandFan:
Read my lips, you people are fucked! Now that we have national health care; we need to pass amnesty and global warming legislation. I'm sure it will be bipartisan.
75. Posted by
GarandFan | January 8, 2010 11:26 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
As the teleprompter broke at a healthcare reform press conference, Obama broke out into song, "...I told the witch doctor you didn't love me true
I told the witch doctor you didn't love me nice
And then the witch doctor, he gave me his advice
He said that
Ooh-ee-ooh-ah-ah, ting-tang-walla-walla-bing-bang
Ooh-ee-ooh-ah-ah, ting-tang-walla-walla-bang-bang
Ooh-ee-ooh-ah-ah, ting-tang-walla-walla-bing-bang
Ooh-ee-ooh-ah-ah, ting-tang-walla-walla-bang-bang"
82. Posted by
dietdplovingmom | January 8, 2010 12:51 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
85. Posted by
astonerii | January 8, 2010 1:40 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
astonerii:
As Obama is once again blaming George W. Bush, for the 1,235,969th time, as predicted by mothers around the world, his face gets stuck while mouthing the B in Bush.
85. Posted by
astonerii | January 8, 2010 1:40 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
89. Posted by
retired military | January 8, 2010 6:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:
Obama "The economy is improving and I can prove it to you. Today we found out that we had projected 10,000 lost jobs for last month and that 85,000 were actually lost. Under the Bush administration, the headlines would have read "job losses more than 8 times expectations". Under my administration the headlines state "job losses slightly more than expected". Now that is what I call progress"
89. Posted by
retired military | January 8, 2010 6:03 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
98. Posted by
retired military | January 9, 2010 11:19 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
retired military:
Obama - "Let me be perfectly clear. Global warming is real. Dont let the -45 degree temperatrus fool you. We'll still have record cold temperatures. We'll just have fewer of them."
Report - "Couldn't it just as easily be said that we are in a cooling cycle, and we will still have record high temperatures but that that we will just have fewer of them?"
Obama - "Let me be perfectly clear. I will not lie to the American public like that. Next question."
98. Posted by
retired military | January 9, 2010 11:19 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
108. Posted by
Maggie Mama | January 10, 2010 2:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maggie Mama:
Nooooooooo, there is no truth in the story that we set-up "phoney" conference calls with Biden and didn't let him know when we were really making campaign decisions.
108. Posted by
Maggie Mama | January 10, 2010 2:04 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
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Comments (113)
Stuck on Stupid... (Below threshold)1. Posted by rodney dill | January 8, 2010 7:17 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Stuck on Stupid
1. Posted by rodney dill | January 8, 2010 7:17 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 8, 2010 07:17
2. Posted by rodney dill | January 8, 2010 7:19 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
"You'd do it for Randolph Scott!"
2. Posted by rodney dill | January 8, 2010 7:19 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on January 8, 2010 07:19
3. Posted by IowaRight | January 8, 2010 7:20 AM | Score: 28 (28 votes cast)
The Ultimate Man Caused Disaster...
3. Posted by IowaRight | January 8, 2010 7:20 AM |
Score: 28 (28 votes cast)
Posted on January 8, 2010 07:20
4. Posted by Herbert Jacobs | January 8, 2010 7:22 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
you can search some of the terrorists all of the time and all of the terrorists some of the time but my fellow Americans it is impossible to search all of the terrorists all of the time.
4. Posted by Herbert Jacobs | January 8, 2010 7:22 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 8, 2010 07:22
5. Posted by IowaRight | January 8, 2010 7:25 AM | Score: 17 (17 votes cast)
"It's really not that big a deal, Ahmadinejad bends slightly forward, I move behind, pucker up like this and kiss...
5. Posted by IowaRight | January 8, 2010 7:25 AM |
Score: 17 (17 votes cast)
Posted on January 8, 2010 07:25
6. Posted by rodney dill | January 8, 2010 7:25 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
"I've kept all the promises I meant to keep."
6. Posted by rodney dill | January 8, 2010 7:25 AM |
Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Posted on January 8, 2010 07:25
7. Posted by rodney dill | January 8, 2010 7:25 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Deja Spew
7. Posted by rodney dill | January 8, 2010 7:25 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on January 8, 2010 07:25
8. Posted by retired military | January 8, 2010 7:25 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Bagdad Obama gave another press conference today.
"there is no deficit spending"
"there is no such thing as islamic terrorists"
"you can keep your own health care provider"
8. Posted by retired military | January 8, 2010 7:25 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on January 8, 2010 07:25
9. Posted by iwogisdead | January 8, 2010 7:27 AM | Score: 18 (18 votes cast)
President Obama, in an angry statement today, warned Al Qaeda to never, ever again interfere with one of his vacations with an attempted terrorist attack.
9. Posted by iwogisdead | January 8, 2010 7:27 AM |
Score: 18 (18 votes cast)
Posted on January 8, 2010 07:27
10. Posted by retired military | January 8, 2010 7:27 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
President Obama commented today on the new seal on his podium which read "United Socialist States"
10. Posted by retired military | January 8, 2010 7:27 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 8, 2010 07:27
11. Posted by retired military | January 8, 2010 7:29 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"Daddy how can you tell Obama is lying in this picture"
"Look at his lips son"
11. Posted by retired military | January 8, 2010 7:29 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 8, 2010 07:29
12. Posted by retired military | January 8, 2010 7:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And the winner of the award for "Movie quote which best describes this picture goes to 300
"This is madness"
12. Posted by retired military | January 8, 2010 7:30 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 8, 2010 07:30
13. Posted by rodney dill | January 8, 2010 7:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Helen Thomas: "Sorry Mr. President... I tripped on the teleprompter cord."
13. Posted by rodney dill | January 8, 2010 7:30 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 8, 2010 07:30
14. Posted by rodney dill | January 8, 2010 7:31 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
"Read my lips.... we're f*cked"
14. Posted by rodney dill | January 8, 2010 7:31 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on January 8, 2010 07:31
15. Posted by Upset Old Guy | January 8, 2010 7:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"So I thought to myself, changing the color of his hair worked out well for Clinton when his presidency foundered, why not give it a try? What da' ya' think?"
15. Posted by Upset Old Guy | January 8, 2010 7:33 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 8, 2010 07:33
16. Posted by IowaRight | January 8, 2010 7:33 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
That this man is President proves there is another "system" that didn't work...
16. Posted by IowaRight | January 8, 2010 7:33 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on January 8, 2010 07:33
17. Posted by IowaRight | January 8, 2010 7:38 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Hey, did you guys hear something about some guy with a bomb in his pants or something like that?
17. Posted by IowaRight | January 8, 2010 7:38 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 8, 2010 07:38
18. Posted by rodney dill | January 8, 2010 7:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The flake is a lie
18. Posted by rodney dill | January 8, 2010 7:42 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 8, 2010 07:42
19. Posted by Spike | January 8, 2010 7:44 AM | Score: 5 (9 votes cast)
Pussy with ears.
19. Posted by Spike | January 8, 2010 7:44 AM |
Score: 5 (9 votes cast)
Posted on January 8, 2010 07:44
20. Posted by Spike | January 8, 2010 7:45 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"The worthless dollar stops here".
20. Posted by Spike | January 8, 2010 7:45 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 8, 2010 07:45
21. Posted by Stephan | January 8, 2010 7:50 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Pucker up, America. You're about to get screwed.
21. Posted by Stephan | January 8, 2010 7:50 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 8, 2010 07:50
22. Posted by Stephen Macklin | January 8, 2010 7:51 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
President Obama said, "Let me perfectly ..."
and the teleprompter froze.
22. Posted by Stephen Macklin | January 8, 2010 7:51 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 8, 2010 07:51
23. Posted by Spike | January 8, 2010 7:52 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
"When I said 'transparency', I meant invisibility"?
23. Posted by Spike | January 8, 2010 7:52 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 8, 2010 07:52
24. Posted by Stephan | January 8, 2010 7:52 AM | Score: 14 (14 votes cast)
Oh, look! One microphone for each side of his mouth.
24. Posted by Stephan | January 8, 2010 7:52 AM |
Score: 14 (14 votes cast)
Posted on January 8, 2010 07:52
25. Posted by docjim505 | January 8, 2010 7:52 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"I love you, too, Chris!"
25. Posted by docjim505 | January 8, 2010 7:52 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 8, 2010 07:52
26. Posted by Highlander | January 8, 2010 8:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"... I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very fright'ning me
(Galileo.) Galileo. (Galileo.) Galileo, Galileo figaro..."
26. Posted by Highlander | January 8, 2010 8:00 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 8, 2010 08:00
27. Posted by J-Ho | January 8, 2010 8:04 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
"Let me be clear. I.... wait, what? Clear means transparent? Ohhhhh, right right right right. AHEM....Let me be semi-opaque!
27. Posted by J-Ho | January 8, 2010 8:04 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on January 8, 2010 08:04
28. Posted by tomg51 | January 8, 2010 8:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I..caption...myself..."the..President..of the.. United..."
28. Posted by tomg51 | January 8, 2010 8:05 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 8, 2010 08:05
29. Posted by JAT | January 8, 2010 8:10 AM | Score: 12 (12 votes cast)
"Bush-at-fault, Bush-at-fault, Notme, Notme" And that is the call of the Yellow-bellied sap sucker.
29. Posted by JAT | January 8, 2010 8:10 AM |
Score: 12 (12 votes cast)
Posted on January 8, 2010 08:10
30. Posted by Jim | January 8, 2010 8:15 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Not my shorts, these are definately not my shorts. I am a very good driver.
30. Posted by Jim | January 8, 2010 8:15 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 8, 2010 08:15
31. Posted by zipity | January 8, 2010 8:16 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"Read my blue lips.....more, more, and more NEW TAXES....."
31. Posted by zipity | January 8, 2010 8:16 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 8, 2010 08:16
32. Posted by Michael Hamm | January 8, 2010 8:18 AM | Score: 11 (11 votes cast)
I like to kiss when I screw America
32. Posted by Michael Hamm | January 8, 2010 8:18 AM |
Score: 11 (11 votes cast)
Posted on January 8, 2010 08:18
33. Posted by Bob | January 8, 2010 8:23 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Make no mistake --- you will all be in the rice paddy soon.
33. Posted by Bob | January 8, 2010 8:23 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 8, 2010 08:23
34. Posted by Gmac | January 8, 2010 8:28 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Read my lips, "Its all lies!"
34. Posted by Gmac | January 8, 2010 8:28 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 8, 2010 08:28
35. Posted by Rovin | January 8, 2010 8:30 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
President Obama makes a "fish out of water" gesture when a reporter asked what Pelosi looks like behind closed doors.
35. Posted by Rovin | January 8, 2010 8:30 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 8, 2010 08:30
36. Posted by fustian | January 8, 2010 8:32 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
He says there will be no firings over the failure to protect us from terrorists.
I think we'll be the judge of that.
36. Posted by fustian | January 8, 2010 8:32 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on January 8, 2010 08:32
37. Posted by fustian | January 8, 2010 8:37 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
The buck doesn't stop anywhere in my administration.
That would hurt the economy...
37. Posted by fustian | January 8, 2010 8:37 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on January 8, 2010 08:37
38. Posted by Rich | January 8, 2010 8:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'm too radical for this podium,too radical for this podium,so radical it hurts...
38. Posted by Rich | January 8, 2010 8:38 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 8, 2010 08:38
39. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 8, 2010 8:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
War on Terr ..or ..or ..or
39. Posted by Pretzel Logic | January 8, 2010 8:43 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 8, 2010 08:43
40. Posted by AnnieO | January 8, 2010 8:44 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
President Obama looks clearly confused as he reads the words "The buck stops with me" from his teleprompter.
40. Posted by AnnieO | January 8, 2010 8:44 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 8, 2010 08:44
41. Posted by fustian | January 8, 2010 8:46 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
...and so there are no dots to connect recent man-caused disasters and potential disasters to Islam.
But we are going to address America's concerns on terror by a dramatic increase in screening of those passengers originating in red states like Texas, Utah, and Idaho.
We all know they're bitter and cling to guns and religion.
41. Posted by fustian | January 8, 2010 8:46 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 8, 2010 08:46
42. Posted by Clancy | January 8, 2010 8:48 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Let me be clear! ... wait, what was I saying?
42. Posted by Clancy | January 8, 2010 8:48 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 8, 2010 08:48
43. Posted by fustian | January 8, 2010 8:53 AM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
...and let me be clear, they hate us because we don't have universal health care and an aggressive policy on global warming.
43. Posted by fustian | January 8, 2010 8:53 AM |
Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
Posted on January 8, 2010 08:53
44. Posted by Clancy | January 8, 2010 8:55 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
I could wile away the hours
Conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain
And my head I'd be scratchin'
While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
...
44. Posted by Clancy | January 8, 2010 8:55 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 8, 2010 08:55
45. Posted by Mark W | January 8, 2010 8:55 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
What, me worry?
45. Posted by Mark W | January 8, 2010 8:55 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 8, 2010 08:55
46. Posted by fustian | January 8, 2010 8:57 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
One simple way to have these bastards take airline security more seriously is to require this guy and Nancy Pelosi to fly commercial.
46. Posted by fustian | January 8, 2010 8:57 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 8, 2010 08:57
47. Posted by OkulaFan67 | January 8, 2010 8:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Deutschland über alles!
47. Posted by OkulaFan67 | January 8, 2010 8:57 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 8, 2010 08:57
48. Posted by Mikey60 | January 8, 2010 9:04 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
When kissing the world's ass, the pucker looks like this.....
48. Posted by Mikey60 | January 8, 2010 9:04 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 8, 2010 09:04
49. Posted by rbee | January 8, 2010 9:07 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"One more time my little media minions...this is the perfect lip technique to blow smoke up joe sixpacks arse!"
49. Posted by rbee | January 8, 2010 9:07 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 8, 2010 09:07
50. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | January 8, 2010 9:26 AM | Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
Let me explain this for you: You put your lips together, like this. Then. Kiss. My. Ass.
Anyone else have a question about C-Span or other so-called campaign promises? That's what I thought.
50. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | January 8, 2010 9:26 AM |
Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
Posted on January 8, 2010 09:26
51. Posted by Eric | January 8, 2010 9:27 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
For twelve months Obama has blamed every problem on Bush, now that his administration is at fault, he's not interested in blaming anyone.
51. Posted by Eric | January 8, 2010 9:27 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on January 8, 2010 09:27
52. Posted by Eric | January 8, 2010 9:31 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Read my lips, no more transparancy.
52. Posted by Eric | January 8, 2010 9:31 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 8, 2010 09:31
53. Posted by jim2 | January 8, 2010 9:33 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
"Mr. President! Mr. President! What are you doing to prepare for your next trip to Venezuela?"
53. Posted by jim2 | January 8, 2010 9:33 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on January 8, 2010 09:33
54. Posted by Eric | January 8, 2010 9:33 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Transparancy is a lack of color. Calling for transparancy in government means getting rid of anything of color. Therefore transparancy in government is racist.
54. Posted by Eric | January 8, 2010 9:33 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 8, 2010 09:33
55. Posted by Eric | January 8, 2010 9:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This is how the MSM views Obama, with Obama giving them a great big sloppy kiss.
55. Posted by Eric | January 8, 2010 9:37 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 8, 2010 09:37
56. Posted by GarandFan | January 8, 2010 9:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Okay, who farted when I said "The buck stops here"?
56. Posted by GarandFan | January 8, 2010 9:46 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 8, 2010 09:46
57. Posted by P. Bunyan | January 8, 2010 9:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Who cares what he's saying? It's surely a lie.
57. Posted by P. Bunyan | January 8, 2010 9:51 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 8, 2010 09:51
58. Posted by Daniel Bareither | January 8, 2010 9:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
From the Presidential Podium, Obama watches his final shot in the annual Whitehouse Cricket Spitting Contest.
58. Posted by Daniel Bareither | January 8, 2010 9:58 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 8, 2010 09:58
59. Posted by IowaRight | January 8, 2010 9:59 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
In response to Obama's newly announced recommitment to stop the attacks of "isolated extremists" a spokesman for Al Qaeda was quoted as saying "He sure got a pretty mouth..."
59. Posted by IowaRight | January 8, 2010 9:59 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on January 8, 2010 09:59
60. Posted by epador | January 8, 2010 10:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You Lie!
60. Posted by epador | January 8, 2010 10:02 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 8, 2010 10:02
61. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | January 8, 2010 10:02 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
The company acquired by George Soros, maker of Billy Bass, bring you the Machiavellian Muppet.
61. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | January 8, 2010 10:02 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on January 8, 2010 10:02
62. Posted by Timmer | January 8, 2010 10:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"To dream, the impossible dream..."
62. Posted by Timmer | January 8, 2010 10:19 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 8, 2010 10:19
63. Posted by Timmer | January 8, 2010 10:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Mawwiage, that sa-kwed institution..."
63. Posted by Timmer | January 8, 2010 10:21 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 8, 2010 10:21
64. Posted by sarahconnor2 | January 8, 2010 10:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"My new angry face should be enough to put a stop to terrorism."
64. Posted by sarahconnor2 | January 8, 2010 10:21 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 8, 2010 10:21
65. Posted by sarahconnor2 | January 8, 2010 10:23 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
"S---, who turned off the teleprompters?"
65. Posted by sarahconnor2 | January 8, 2010 10:23 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on January 8, 2010 10:23
66. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | January 8, 2010 10:28 AM | Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
I don't get it. Is he sucking or blowing?
66. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | January 8, 2010 10:28 AM |
Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
Posted on January 8, 2010 10:28
67. Posted by howcome | January 8, 2010 10:34 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Mistake!
67. Posted by howcome | January 8, 2010 10:34 AM |
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Posted on January 8, 2010 10:34
68. Posted by guido | January 8, 2010 10:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Let me be clear, my grandmother always told me, "Barack, if you keep making that face, it will freeze that way." I thought, well, that's just what a typical white woman would say and I did not believe her. That is until my face froze into this "sh" expression from continually blaming Bus....ah, I mean, the previous administration for all of my woes and failings.
68. Posted by guido | January 8, 2010 10:38 AM |
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Posted on January 8, 2010 10:38
69. Posted by kodom | January 8, 2010 10:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dooooouche....
69. Posted by kodom | January 8, 2010 10:38 AM |
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Posted on January 8, 2010 10:38
70. Posted by Rovin | January 8, 2010 10:39 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama pauses uncomfortably during his news conference to adjust the two-headed monster up his @ss---Olbermann and Matthews. Gerbil stocks lower in early trading......
70. Posted by Rovin | January 8, 2010 10:39 AM |
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Posted on January 8, 2010 10:39
71. Posted by SILVER BULLET | January 8, 2010 10:54 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"When Chris Matthews thinks about me, a tingle goes up his leg and he puckers up like this."
71. Posted by SILVER BULLET | January 8, 2010 10:54 AM |
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Posted on January 8, 2010 10:54
72. Posted by IowaRight | January 8, 2010 11:00 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
A Suit called a Press Conference...
72. Posted by IowaRight | January 8, 2010 11:00 AM |
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Posted on January 8, 2010 11:00
73. Posted by BluesHarper | January 8, 2010 11:22 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
(correction)
"Read my lips.... you're f*cked"
73. Posted by BluesHarper | January 8, 2010 11:22 AM |
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Posted on January 8, 2010 11:22
74. Posted by xiphos | January 8, 2010 11:26 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"This is the way to purse you're lips before kissing a shieks ..... butt."
74. Posted by xiphos | January 8, 2010 11:26 AM |
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Posted on January 8, 2010 11:26
75. Posted by GarandFan | January 8, 2010 11:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Read my lips, you people are fucked! Now that we have national health care; we need to pass amnesty and global warming legislation. I'm sure it will be bipartisan.
75. Posted by GarandFan | January 8, 2010 11:26 AM |
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Posted on January 8, 2010 11:26
76. Posted by bg | January 8, 2010 11:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Frontal view of Obama speaking, after a creative angle shot and selective cropping.
76. Posted by bg | January 8, 2010 11:59 AM |
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Posted on January 8, 2010 11:59
77. Posted by jester7653 | January 8, 2010 12:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Read my lips. No new 'lies'!"
77. Posted by jester7653 | January 8, 2010 12:01 PM |
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Posted on January 8, 2010 12:01
78. Posted by sarahconnor2 | January 8, 2010 12:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"The buck stops here."-The biggest lie of all.
78. Posted by sarahconnor2 | January 8, 2010 12:09 PM |
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Posted on January 8, 2010 12:09
79. Posted by 914 | January 8, 2010 12:44 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Most unethical President evah!
79. Posted by 914 | January 8, 2010 12:44 PM |
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Posted on January 8, 2010 12:44
80. Posted by retired military | January 8, 2010 12:46 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama follows through on his promise to listen to all Americans by kissing them first (before screwing them again).
80. Posted by retired military | January 8, 2010 12:46 PM |
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Posted on January 8, 2010 12:46
81. Posted by 914 | January 8, 2010 12:47 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Malik Hassan Mutallab is an innocent victim of the previous administrations policie's."
81. Posted by 914 | January 8, 2010 12:47 PM |
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Posted on January 8, 2010 12:47
82. Posted by dietdplovingmom | January 8, 2010 12:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
As the teleprompter broke at a healthcare reform press conference, Obama broke out into song, "...I told the witch doctor you didn't love me true
I told the witch doctor you didn't love me nice
And then the witch doctor, he gave me his advice
He said that
Ooh-ee-ooh-ah-ah, ting-tang-walla-walla-bing-bang
Ooh-ee-ooh-ah-ah, ting-tang-walla-walla-bang-bang
Ooh-ee-ooh-ah-ah, ting-tang-walla-walla-bing-bang
Ooh-ee-ooh-ah-ah, ting-tang-walla-walla-bang-bang"
82. Posted by dietdplovingmom | January 8, 2010 12:51 PM |
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Posted on January 8, 2010 12:51
83. Posted by 914 | January 8, 2010 12:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
So? Is that a pucker or is He just an arrogant -ucker?
83. Posted by 914 | January 8, 2010 12:51 PM |
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Posted on January 8, 2010 12:51
84. Posted by Mikey60 | January 8, 2010 1:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
My answer to Jeff Medcalf above would be BOTH, depending upon the time of day and who is in the room.
84. Posted by Mikey60 | January 8, 2010 1:38 PM |
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Posted on January 8, 2010 13:38
85. Posted by astonerii | January 8, 2010 1:40 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
As Obama is once again blaming George W. Bush, for the 1,235,969th time, as predicted by mothers around the world, his face gets stuck while mouthing the B in Bush.
85. Posted by astonerii | January 8, 2010 1:40 PM |
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Posted on January 8, 2010 13:40
86. Posted by Maddox | January 8, 2010 1:44 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
CORRECTION To # 19 :
"A$$hole with ears."
86. Posted by Maddox | January 8, 2010 1:44 PM |
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Posted on January 8, 2010 13:44
87. Posted by Anon Y. Mous | January 8, 2010 3:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Everything burns.
87. Posted by Anon Y. Mous | January 8, 2010 3:30 PM |
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Posted on January 8, 2010 15:30
88. Posted by Bill Long | January 8, 2010 4:57 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
When lost for meaningful words, Obama resorts to whistling Dixie.
88. Posted by Bill Long | January 8, 2010 4:57 PM |
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Posted on January 8, 2010 16:57
89. Posted by retired military | January 8, 2010 6:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama "The economy is improving and I can prove it to you. Today we found out that we had projected 10,000 lost jobs for last month and that 85,000 were actually lost. Under the Bush administration, the headlines would have read "job losses more than 8 times expectations". Under my administration the headlines state "job losses slightly more than expected". Now that is what I call progress"
89. Posted by retired military | January 8, 2010 6:03 PM |
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Posted on January 8, 2010 18:03
90. Posted by Mabeldog | January 8, 2010 6:31 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Sing with me...
"b...O...l...O...g...n...a! That's what I dish out everyday!"
90. Posted by Mabeldog | January 8, 2010 6:31 PM |
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Posted on January 8, 2010 18:31
91. Posted by sarahconnor2 | January 8, 2010 7:37 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Translation-"Golly."
91. Posted by sarahconnor2 | January 8, 2010 7:37 PM |
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Posted on January 8, 2010 19:37
92. Posted by retired military | January 8, 2010 8:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"As for the debates on global warming, we will have them on CSPAN, we will have them streaming on the web so that all Americans ..."
92. Posted by retired military | January 8, 2010 8:26 PM |
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Posted on January 8, 2010 20:26
93. Posted by exceller | January 8, 2010 9:17 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
The Navy is all set to christen a ship in honor of Barack Obama. It will be known as the S.S. Blue Lips
93. Posted by exceller | January 8, 2010 9:17 PM |
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Posted on January 8, 2010 21:17
94. Posted by 914 | January 9, 2010 9:17 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
On the back of His skull is stamped: "Made in Indonesia"
94. Posted by 914 | January 9, 2010 9:17 AM |
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Posted on January 9, 2010 09:17
95. Posted by Mo | January 9, 2010 9:50 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
I said bow down before your God and I meant it!
95. Posted by Mo | January 9, 2010 9:50 AM |
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Posted on January 9, 2010 09:50
96. Posted by 914 | January 9, 2010 9:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Peel off the back and stick where-ever failure is found!
96. Posted by 914 | January 9, 2010 9:51 AM |
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Posted on January 9, 2010 09:51
97. Posted by 914 | January 9, 2010 9:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
So the rumors are true,
If You kiss a Dictators ass to often Your lip's do turn purple.
97. Posted by 914 | January 9, 2010 9:58 AM |
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Posted on January 9, 2010 09:58
98. Posted by retired military | January 9, 2010 11:19 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama - "Let me be perfectly clear. Global warming is real. Dont let the -45 degree temperatrus fool you. We'll still have record cold temperatures. We'll just have fewer of them."
Report - "Couldn't it just as easily be said that we are in a cooling cycle, and we will still have record high temperatures but that that we will just have fewer of them?"
Obama - "Let me be perfectly clear. I will not lie to the American public like that. Next question."
98. Posted by retired military | January 9, 2010 11:19 AM |
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Posted on January 9, 2010 11:19
99. Posted by retired military | January 9, 2010 11:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
President Obama briefed reporters on his response to threats from the Iranian President.
99. Posted by retired military | January 9, 2010 11:22 AM |
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Posted on January 9, 2010 11:22
100. Posted by 914 | January 9, 2010 11:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
100 REASONS THIS IDIOT SHOULD BE IMPEACHED!
~see above..
100. Posted by 914 | January 9, 2010 11:51 AM |
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Posted on January 9, 2010 11:51
101. Posted by 914 | January 9, 2010 11:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Still unready on Day 354
101. Posted by 914 | January 9, 2010 11:53 AM |
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Posted on January 9, 2010 11:53
102. Posted by Brad | January 9, 2010 4:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What's the big deal? Let me be clear, my underwear is on fire all the time.
102. Posted by Brad | January 9, 2010 4:02 PM |
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Posted on January 9, 2010 16:02
103. Posted by Flu-Bird | January 9, 2010 9:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ASK ME WHY I HAVE TWO MICRAPHONES
103. Posted by Flu-Bird | January 9, 2010 9:24 PM |
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Posted on January 9, 2010 21:24
104. Posted by 914 | January 10, 2010 12:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
If I did'nt know any better I'd swear Barry's been chugging grape Kool-Aid?
104. Posted by 914 | January 10, 2010 12:51 AM |
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Posted on January 10, 2010 00:51
105. Posted by D. Dean | January 10, 2010 9:02 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
One Mt. Rushmore pose that didn't make the cut.
105. Posted by D. Dean | January 10, 2010 9:02 AM |
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Posted on January 10, 2010 09:02
106. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | January 10, 2010 12:43 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"...and the transcript will show I delivered this speech without
ONE M/F'n BIT of Negro jargon!"
106. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | January 10, 2010 12:43 PM |
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Posted on January 10, 2010 12:43
107. Posted by Maggie Mama | January 10, 2010 2:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Wrong. You're wrong, Helen, the Intelligence Community is "jumping under the bus" of their own free will.
Wanna suck face?
If Conan goes to Fox, I'm considering telling NBC I want my own nightly show right after Leno.
Whooooooooo said my numbers were dropping?
107. Posted by Maggie Mama | January 10, 2010 2:01 PM |
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Posted on January 10, 2010 14:01
108. Posted by Maggie Mama | January 10, 2010 2:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nooooooooo, there is no truth in the story that we set-up "phoney" conference calls with Biden and didn't let him know when we were really making campaign decisions.
108. Posted by Maggie Mama | January 10, 2010 2:04 PM |
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Posted on January 10, 2010 14:04
109. Posted by Maggie Mama | January 10, 2010 2:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I did NOT beg that woman, Mrs. Clinton, for one hour to accept the position of Secretary of State.
109. Posted by Maggie Mama | January 10, 2010 2:05 PM |
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Posted on January 10, 2010 14:05
110. Posted by scotty | January 10, 2010 2:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
like Red Foreman says......... Dumb Ass
110. Posted by scotty | January 10, 2010 2:57 PM |
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Posted on January 10, 2010 14:57
111. Posted by chsw | January 10, 2010 5:57 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"I wish Senator Reid the very best of luck in his re-election bid."
chsw
111. Posted by chsw | January 10, 2010 5:57 PM |
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Posted on January 10, 2010 17:57
112. Posted by 914 | January 10, 2010 11:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
One moral imperative rings thru all of this poopycock.. Be careful what ACORN wishe's upon You, cause it may just come true!
112. Posted by 914 | January 10, 2010 11:45 PM |
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Posted on January 10, 2010 23:45
113. Posted by Kevin
| January 11, 2010 1:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
113. Posted by Kevin
| January 11, 2010 1:57 AM |
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Posted on January 11, 2010 01:57