7. Posted by
retired military | December 25, 2009 8:55 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
retired military:
The lines of people awaiting doctor appointments in Honolulu under Obamacare extended to the beach. Obama stated that he was glad to see "people are enjoying the benefits of the new health care plan".
7. Posted by
retired military | December 25, 2009 8:55 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
27. Posted by
GarandFan | December 25, 2009 10:31 AM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
GarandFan:
The local AGW club gathering at the beach to measure how much the sea has risen in the last week. Unfortunately, the group is unaware of the phenomenon of rising and falling tides. So they're forced to "fudge" their numbers each week.
27. Posted by
GarandFan | December 25, 2009 10:31 AM |
Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
35. Posted by
OkulaFan67 | December 25, 2009 12:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OkulaFan67:
With the announcement of the necessary votes for Obamacare in the Senate, Americans take to the waves to get to Cuba for the last remaining "best health care system"!
35. Posted by
OkulaFan67 | December 25, 2009 12:04 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
54. Posted by
Stephan | December 25, 2009 3:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stephan:
The entire cast of "Lost" found themselves forcefully dis-invited from the Obama Christmas party when the Secret Service discovered that Evangeline Lily had once met Michaele Salahi at a reality TV show audition.
54. Posted by
Stephan | December 25, 2009 3:59 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
56. Posted by
Hodink | December 25, 2009 4:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hodink:
'4 PM today. President Obama would like to see each of you perform the hula. A little contest. The winner gets an exclusive interview. Aloha, aligator."
56. Posted by
Hodink | December 25, 2009 4:52 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
69. Posted by
Hermoine | December 26, 2009 11:18 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Hermoine:
"Ok, you say Tiger will show up alone. You two say he will bring Uchitel. Leslie abstains. And the rest say he will arrive alone but hit on Sandy down at the Pancake Hut."
69. Posted by
Hermoine | December 26, 2009 11:18 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
DRUDGEBREAKING: Reports of beached whale creates disappointment for liberal wienie brigade that discovers siting was only Rosie O'Donnell sunbathing. Developing...
80. Posted by
rodney dill | December 27, 2009 10:07 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
85. Posted by
914 | December 27, 2009 12:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:
sara~
"Obama justified his use of stimulus funds to pay for his $4000 per night Hawaiian rental home, noting the cleaning service counted as "jobs created"."
Yes, that He did. Why does'nt He use the same approach and visit George's hut in KENYA? Imagine all the jobz He could create? Bamboo harvesting, condom passer outer, dust reallocator, deadbeat dad finder, thug inductee's ..The list goes on so slowly just like this next 3 years..
85. Posted by
914 | December 27, 2009 12:34 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
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Comments (89)
Lining up for the three hou... (Below threshold)1. Posted by PRAIRIE | December 25, 2009 8:10 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Lining up for the three hour tour on the boat named Obamacare.
1. Posted by PRAIRIE | December 25, 2009 8:10 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2009 08:10
2. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 25, 2009 8:21 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
If you loiter near it, he will come.
2. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 25, 2009 8:21 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2009 08:21
3. Posted by tom | December 25, 2009 8:42 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
The live version of the show "Lost".
3. Posted by tom | December 25, 2009 8:42 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2009 08:42
4. Posted by Joe | December 25, 2009 8:43 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I'm the President, I can spend $4,000. per night for a vacation home.
4. Posted by Joe | December 25, 2009 8:43 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2009 08:43
5. Posted by Joe | December 25, 2009 8:44 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Media = Dumbass.
5. Posted by Joe | December 25, 2009 8:44 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2009 08:44
6. Posted by Joe | December 25, 2009 8:45 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Got Tsunami?
6. Posted by Joe | December 25, 2009 8:45 AM |
Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2009 08:45
7. Posted by retired military | December 25, 2009 8:55 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
The lines of people awaiting doctor appointments in Honolulu under Obamacare extended to the beach. Obama stated that he was glad to see "people are enjoying the benefits of the new health care plan".
7. Posted by retired military | December 25, 2009 8:55 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2009 08:55
8. Posted by fustian | December 25, 2009 9:00 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Is that media or lemmings?
It's kind of hard to tell, but generally the media take a little longer to drown themselves.
8. Posted by fustian | December 25, 2009 9:00 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2009 09:00
9. Posted by fustian | December 25, 2009 9:02 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Occasionally the Obama's like to spend some time with regular white people.
9. Posted by fustian | December 25, 2009 9:02 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2009 09:02
10. Posted by fustian | December 25, 2009 9:04 AM | Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
The Biden family lingers on the outskirts of the Obama compound in a rather pathetic bid for an invitation.
10. Posted by fustian | December 25, 2009 9:04 AM |
Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2009 09:04
11. Posted by Gmac | December 25, 2009 9:04 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
The remaining survivors of the ill fated Obamacare experiment gather.
11. Posted by Gmac | December 25, 2009 9:04 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2009 09:04
12. Posted by xiphos | December 25, 2009 9:09 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Which tree gets the lights and ornaments?"
12. Posted by xiphos | December 25, 2009 9:09 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2009 09:09
13. Posted by fustian | December 25, 2009 9:09 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Tareq and Michaele Salahi going for the repeat.
13. Posted by fustian | December 25, 2009 9:09 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2009 09:09
14. Posted by fustian | December 25, 2009 9:13 AM | Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
Nice beach pad.
I had no idea that selling out your country paid so well.
14. Posted by fustian | December 25, 2009 9:13 AM |
Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2009 09:13
15. Posted by fustian | December 25, 2009 9:20 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
But Granma, what do you mean I wasn't born in Hawaii?
15. Posted by fustian | December 25, 2009 9:20 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2009 09:20
16. Posted by fustian | December 25, 2009 9:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In the remake in 2012, they're hoping to get Obama for the Gilligan role.
It's not like he'll have anything else to do by then.
16. Posted by fustian | December 25, 2009 9:22 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2009 09:22
17. Posted by Spike | December 25, 2009 9:24 AM | Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
......and if they see his shadow, it will be at least three more years of statism.
17. Posted by Spike | December 25, 2009 9:24 AM |
Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2009 09:24
18. Posted by fustian | December 25, 2009 9:26 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The Hawaii vacation was just a little thoughtful idea the boys down on Wall Street came up with...
18. Posted by fustian | December 25, 2009 9:26 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2009 09:26
19. Posted by fustian | December 25, 2009 9:27 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
They can't be media, their heads aren't in the sand...
19. Posted by fustian | December 25, 2009 9:27 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2009 09:27
20. Posted by Spike | December 25, 2009 9:29 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
BHO: "Hey, Sasha. Hand me that Mao Tse Tung ornament and then the Soviet red star for the top of the tree and we're done".
20. Posted by Spike | December 25, 2009 9:29 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2009 09:29
21. Posted by Stephen Macklin | December 25, 2009 9:31 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
"And with the money I got for my cloture vote on heatlthcare, I bought this vacation property"
21. Posted by Stephen Macklin | December 25, 2009 9:31 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2009 09:31
22. Posted by Spike | December 25, 2009 9:32 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Media photographer: "Hold my spot; I forgot to bring a beach towel from the car for my drool".
22. Posted by Spike | December 25, 2009 9:32 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2009 09:32
23. Posted by rbee | December 25, 2009 9:46 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Look! Charlie Gibson's next job is as dear leaders cabana boy!"
23. Posted by rbee | December 25, 2009 9:46 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2009 09:46
24. Posted by fustian | December 25, 2009 9:56 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
It's a crying shame, but since they became an official Endangered Species, you can't take shots at the leftist media any more.
Even when they bunch up like this...
24. Posted by fustian | December 25, 2009 9:56 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2009 09:56
25. Posted by fustian | December 25, 2009 9:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
They just finished a litter sweep of the beach and now they're awaiting further orders from the One.
It's our independent press at their finest!
25. Posted by fustian | December 25, 2009 9:59 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2009 09:59
26. Posted by retired military | December 25, 2009 10:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Is that Joe Biden cleaning out their pool?"
26. Posted by retired military | December 25, 2009 10:05 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2009 10:05
27. Posted by GarandFan | December 25, 2009 10:31 AM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
The local AGW club gathering at the beach to measure how much the sea has risen in the last week. Unfortunately, the group is unaware of the phenomenon of rising and falling tides. So they're forced to "fudge" their numbers each week.
27. Posted by GarandFan | December 25, 2009 10:31 AM |
Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2009 10:31
28. Posted by 914 | December 25, 2009 10:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Low tide brings high crimes."
28. Posted by 914 | December 25, 2009 10:35 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2009 10:35
29. Posted by fustian | December 25, 2009 10:58 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
The Obama's have a little bungalow just about 2 feet above sea level.
Shows how much he REALLY believes in global warming.
29. Posted by fustian | December 25, 2009 10:58 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2009 10:58
30. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 25, 2009 11:03 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
President Gilligan would be an upgrade.
30. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 25, 2009 11:03 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2009 11:03
31. Posted by Rachel Edith | December 25, 2009 11:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama ~ "Get that woman in the red-hooded sweatshirt to bowl them down."
31. Posted by Rachel Edith | December 25, 2009 11:05 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2009 11:05
32. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 25, 2009 11:07 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Let them eat coconuts.
32. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 25, 2009 11:07 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2009 11:07
33. Posted by The Other Jay | December 25, 2009 11:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
With peer-reviewed accuracy, the UN AGW working group shows slides from their Antarctic field study trip.
33. Posted by The Other Jay | December 25, 2009 11:30 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2009 11:30
34. Posted by clearmind | December 25, 2009 11:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Look! Akaka and Inouye voted for the Healthcare Bill and all they got was a Presidential visit.
34. Posted by clearmind | December 25, 2009 11:49 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2009 11:49
35. Posted by OkulaFan67 | December 25, 2009 12:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
With the announcement of the necessary votes for Obamacare in the Senate, Americans take to the waves to get to Cuba for the last remaining "best health care system"!
35. Posted by OkulaFan67 | December 25, 2009 12:04 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2009 12:04
36. Posted by 914 | December 25, 2009 12:09 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Tatoo: "Boss, da plane, da plane!"
Mr. Rourke: "Yess Tatoo, sadly this Man had dreams of leading the Country. Now He come's to Our Fantasy Island to hide away from His failures!"
36. Posted by 914 | December 25, 2009 12:09 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2009 12:09
37. Posted by exceller | December 25, 2009 12:21 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
The presidential pec-watch squad has become one of the most sought after assignments in all of journalism.
37. Posted by exceller | December 25, 2009 12:21 PM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2009 12:21
38. Posted by 914 | December 25, 2009 12:30 PM | Score: 9 (11 votes cast)
High tides and misdemeanor's
38. Posted by 914 | December 25, 2009 12:30 PM |
Score: 9 (11 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2009 12:30
39. Posted by 914 | December 25, 2009 12:36 PM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
"Hawaii Jive-O"
39. Posted by 914 | December 25, 2009 12:36 PM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2009 12:36
40. Posted by rodney dill | December 25, 2009 12:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McCain: "I guess we needed a bigger vote."
40. Posted by rodney dill | December 25, 2009 12:37 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2009 12:37
41. Posted by Ken Hahn | December 25, 2009 12:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The remaining Democratic voters get together.
41. Posted by Ken Hahn | December 25, 2009 12:41 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2009 12:41
42. Posted by rodney dill | December 25, 2009 12:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Survivor: Socialist La La Land
42. Posted by rodney dill | December 25, 2009 12:41 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2009 12:41
43. Posted by rodney dill | December 25, 2009 12:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Al Gore's North Pole 2009 Christmas Card: "Man... I wish we were here."
43. Posted by rodney dill | December 25, 2009 12:43 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2009 12:43
44. Posted by Dodo David | December 25, 2009 1:06 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Liberal media members stand around feeling disapppointed upon discovering that the Great One can't walk on water after all.
44. Posted by Dodo David | December 25, 2009 1:06 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2009 13:06
45. Posted by Stan25 | December 25, 2009 1:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey Bill, I triple dog dare you stick your big toe into the water
45. Posted by Stan25 | December 25, 2009 1:19 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2009 13:19
46. Posted by Dodo David | December 25, 2009 1:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
That many uninvited people near the Obama family's vacation home can mean only one thing: Desiree Rogers is on the job again.
46. Posted by Dodo David | December 25, 2009 1:23 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2009 13:23
47. Posted by 914 | December 25, 2009 1:26 PM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Crime Pays!!
47. Posted by 914 | December 25, 2009 1:26 PM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2009 13:26
48. Posted by CDR M | December 25, 2009 1:34 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
The Media worships the buttockal muscle imprints left behind by Teh One and his first mate Michelle "Chewie" Obama while on vacation.
48. Posted by CDR M | December 25, 2009 1:34 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2009 13:34
49. Posted by dave | December 25, 2009 1:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Oh come all Ye Faithful, Joyful and Neurotic"
49. Posted by dave | December 25, 2009 1:40 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2009 13:40
50. Posted by Joe | December 25, 2009 1:50 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Quick...cancel all Hawaiian flights for 3 years!
50. Posted by Joe | December 25, 2009 1:50 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2009 13:50
51. Posted by 914 | December 25, 2009 1:50 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Since when did it become fashionable for America haters to vacation in Hawaii?
51. Posted by 914 | December 25, 2009 1:50 PM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2009 13:50
52. Posted by Faith+1 | December 25, 2009 3:17 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Beach Bums.
52. Posted by Faith+1 | December 25, 2009 3:17 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2009 15:17
53. Posted by Faith+1 | December 25, 2009 3:18 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Teaching the press how to build an economy on sand.
53. Posted by Faith+1 | December 25, 2009 3:18 PM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2009 15:18
54. Posted by Stephan | December 25, 2009 3:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The entire cast of "Lost" found themselves forcefully dis-invited from the Obama Christmas party when the Secret Service discovered that Evangeline Lily had once met Michaele Salahi at a reality TV show audition.
54. Posted by Stephan | December 25, 2009 3:59 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2009 15:59
55. Posted by Robr | December 25, 2009 4:34 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
NYT photographer: "So, remind me: are we supposed to take photos of his pecs and her biceps or the other way around?"
55. Posted by Robr | December 25, 2009 4:34 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2009 16:34
56. Posted by Hodink | December 25, 2009 4:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
'4 PM today. President Obama would like to see each of you perform the hula. A little contest. The winner gets an exclusive interview. Aloha, aligator."
56. Posted by Hodink | December 25, 2009 4:52 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2009 16:52
57. Posted by retired military | December 25, 2009 6:56 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Honolulu Headline "Prostitution now legal on beaches in Hawaii"
57. Posted by retired military | December 25, 2009 6:56 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2009 18:56
58. Posted by 914 | December 25, 2009 6:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Perplexed members of the shamestream still have the audacity to hope!
58. Posted by 914 | December 25, 2009 6:58 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2009 18:58
59. Posted by Terry S/Will Profit | December 25, 2009 7:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Dude, are you sure that's Stonhenge?"
59. Posted by Terry S/Will Profit | December 25, 2009 7:08 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2009 19:08
60. Posted by Steev Greeen | December 25, 2009 8:17 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
When vacationing in Hawaii, be sure to visit the Lair of the Liar..
60. Posted by Steev Greeen | December 25, 2009 8:17 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2009 20:17
61. Posted by jdflorida | December 25, 2009 9:02 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
at that moment, I tell you, Jerry, I WAS a marine biologist.
61. Posted by jdflorida | December 25, 2009 9:02 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2009 21:02
62. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | December 25, 2009 9:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"ATLANTIC OCEAN NEARS DAVENPORT IOWA. GORE
IS RIGHT" 'New' seaside coummunity predicts
record sales in Boogie boards and Coppertone.
62. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | December 25, 2009 9:43 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2009 21:43
63. Posted by 914 | December 25, 2009 10:30 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Barry is so jovial this festive season He invites all the new jobs Hes created in 12 months to vacation with Him.
63. Posted by 914 | December 25, 2009 10:30 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 25, 2009 22:30
64. Posted by Rick13 | December 26, 2009 3:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Reporters have come to realize that covering an empty suit is pointless when the suit is left behind in DC.
64. Posted by Rick13 | December 26, 2009 3:47 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 26, 2009 03:47
65. Posted by Maggie Mama | December 26, 2009 7:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Members of the media hope to catch the big fish coming out of the water.
65. Posted by Maggie Mama | December 26, 2009 7:17 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 26, 2009 07:17
66. Posted by Maggie Mama | December 26, 2009 7:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Totally Motley Crew.
66. Posted by Maggie Mama | December 26, 2009 7:18 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 26, 2009 07:18
67. Posted by rodney dill | December 26, 2009 11:13 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I for one welcome our new Hawaiian Socialist overlords
67. Posted by rodney dill | December 26, 2009 11:13 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 26, 2009 11:13
68. Posted by rodney dill | December 26, 2009 11:15 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I love the smell of Socialism in the morning... it smells like... bribed and coerced victory.
68. Posted by rodney dill | December 26, 2009 11:15 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 26, 2009 11:15
69. Posted by Hermoine | December 26, 2009 11:18 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Ok, you say Tiger will show up alone. You two say he will bring Uchitel. Leslie abstains. And the rest say he will arrive alone but hit on Sandy down at the Pancake Hut."
69. Posted by Hermoine | December 26, 2009 11:18 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 26, 2009 11:18
70. Posted by itismedavid | December 26, 2009 8:10 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Seen here are all the Americans that agree Obama gets a B+ for his first year in office.
70. Posted by itismedavid | December 26, 2009 8:10 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 26, 2009 20:10
71. Posted by 914 | December 26, 2009 9:03 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
AP:
"In a shocking turn of events, the Teleprompter was killed while mimicking John Kerry surfing today! Full details at 11."
"The Won was unable to comment!"
71. Posted by 914 | December 26, 2009 9:03 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 26, 2009 21:03
72. Posted by 914 | December 26, 2009 10:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gilligan: Who's that chomping on the hedges? Chewbacca?
Tina Louise: No, thats Michelle silly!
72. Posted by 914 | December 26, 2009 10:06 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 26, 2009 22:06
73. Posted by retired military | December 26, 2009 11:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Headlines - "Reporters give eyewitness reports of watching sea level rise due to global warming"
73. Posted by retired military | December 26, 2009 11:33 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 26, 2009 23:33
74. Posted by 914 | December 27, 2009 12:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
NOW WERE DIGGING!
74. Posted by 914 | December 27, 2009 12:18 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 27, 2009 00:18
75. Posted by Faith+1 | December 27, 2009 12:52 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Obama and the press misunderstand, once again, when America says to "Pound Sand."
75. Posted by Faith+1 | December 27, 2009 12:52 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on December 27, 2009 00:52
76. Posted by 914 | December 27, 2009 9:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
They must be waiting for their earmarks?
76. Posted by 914 | December 27, 2009 9:02 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 27, 2009 09:02
77. Posted by JAT | December 27, 2009 9:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Republican castaways hoping for just a few scraps of pork
77. Posted by JAT | December 27, 2009 9:18 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 27, 2009 09:18
78. Posted by 914 | December 27, 2009 9:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Acorn worker's arrive to collect their unemployment stimuli checks and have them endorsed!!
Barry however vote's "not present!"
78. Posted by 914 | December 27, 2009 9:55 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 27, 2009 09:55
79. Posted by BluesHarper | December 27, 2009 9:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The press gathers on a Hawaiian beach after rumors surface that a terrorist, hell bent on destroying America, was sighted there.
79. Posted by BluesHarper | December 27, 2009 9:58 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 27, 2009 09:58
80. Posted by rodney dill | December 27, 2009 10:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DRUDGEBREAKING: Reports of beached whale creates disappointment for liberal wienie brigade that discovers siting was only Rosie O'Donnell sunbathing. Developing...
80. Posted by rodney dill | December 27, 2009 10:07 AM |
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Posted on December 27, 2009 10:07
81. Posted by Rob | December 27, 2009 10:15 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Book 'em Danno!
81. Posted by Rob | December 27, 2009 10:15 AM |
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Posted on December 27, 2009 10:15
82. Posted by 914 | December 27, 2009 10:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hopeful's show up for Barrys new survival series to air on CNN, MSNBC..
Qualification's :
1.) Have no job. like Adrian.
2.) Have no food.
3.) Have a little hope.
4.) Have a free lunch ticket. Like Barry.
5.) Have a tendency to vote "present."
6.) Have been treated unfairly by the U.S. When Bush was Prez..
7.) Have a tingly sensation whenever the Won steps up to the prompter.
Survival of the stupidest Ayer's 2008 - 2012.
82. Posted by 914 | December 27, 2009 10:35 AM |
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Posted on December 27, 2009 10:35
83. Posted by sarahconnor2 | December 27, 2009 11:19 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama justified his use of stimulus funds to pay for his $4000 per night Hawaiian rental home, noting the cleaning service counted as "jobs created".
83. Posted by sarahconnor2 | December 27, 2009 11:19 AM |
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Posted on December 27, 2009 11:19
84. Posted by Rob | December 27, 2009 12:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And the ghost of Don Ho could be heard singing, "tiny bubbleheads on the beach..."
84. Posted by Rob | December 27, 2009 12:19 PM |
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Posted on December 27, 2009 12:19
85. Posted by 914 | December 27, 2009 12:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
sara~
"Obama justified his use of stimulus funds to pay for his $4000 per night Hawaiian rental home, noting the cleaning service counted as "jobs created"."
Yes, that He did. Why does'nt He use the same approach and visit George's hut in KENYA? Imagine all the jobz He could create? Bamboo harvesting, condom passer outer, dust reallocator, deadbeat dad finder, thug inductee's ..The list goes on so slowly just like this next 3 years..
85. Posted by 914 | December 27, 2009 12:34 PM |
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Posted on December 27, 2009 12:34
86. Posted by Maddox | December 27, 2009 4:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Political refugees from Obama's New America seeking asylum in the Carribean.
86. Posted by Maddox | December 27, 2009 4:17 PM |
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Posted on December 27, 2009 16:17
87. Posted by retired military | December 28, 2009 7:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Even the news media waits patiently to discover the winner of last week's Wizbang caption contest.
87. Posted by retired military | December 28, 2009 7:24 AM |
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Posted on December 28, 2009 07:24
88. Posted by Maggie Mama | December 28, 2009 7:50 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Despite what Algore keeps telling him about global warming's effect on the continental US, Obama still has to go to Hawaii to bask in the sun.
alternate:
As his popularity continues to chill, Obama is forced to leave Washington for Hawaiian in order to bask in the sun.
88. Posted by Maggie Mama | December 28, 2009 7:50 AM |
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Posted on December 28, 2009 07:50
89. Posted by Kevin
| January 4, 2010 2:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
89. Posted by Kevin
| January 4, 2010 2:14 AM |
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Posted on January 4, 2010 02:14