19. Posted by
Eric | December 18, 2009 7:32 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Eric:
"Sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes."
19. Posted by
Eric | December 18, 2009 7:32 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
41. Posted by
fustian | December 18, 2009 8:00 AM | Score: 4 (10 votes cast)
fustian:
Why am I here in Copenhagen instead of Obama? Well Barack said that between ClimateGate and the ludicrous behavior of all the delegates that this had become the kind of ridiculous debacle that I specialize in.
That's the kind of confidence Barack has in me.
41. Posted by
fustian | December 18, 2009 8:00 AM |
Score: 4 (10 votes cast)
46. Posted by
SCSIwuzzy | December 18, 2009 8:13 AM | Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
SCSIwuzzy:
Of course I was was sent to represent the White House here at Copenhagen. While my speciality may be plaigarism, I am the recognised expert on academic dishonesty. And given the lack of public sector experience in this administration, that really says something!
46. Posted by
SCSIwuzzy | December 18, 2009 8:13 AM |
Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
Through the miracle of plastic surgery, in the future, all balding men will have hair plugs paid for by the government, but by a little known provision of the 2,000+ page health care bill, will have to be surgically altered to look like Joe Biden.
50. Posted by
proof | December 18, 2009 8:48 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
55. Posted by
Jeff Blogworthy | December 18, 2009 9:02 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:
If John Conner were a Democrat: "Hello, I'm from the future and I just want to say that you have absolutely nothing to worry about. The machines will take care of everything."
55. Posted by
Jeff Blogworthy | December 18, 2009 9:02 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
The Administration makes it official, and erects a giant tombstone for our grandchildren's future. "This grave is SHOVEL-READY!" said Vice President Biden.
119. Posted by
Korla Pundit | December 18, 2009 1:58 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
141. Posted by
Faith+1 | December 18, 2009 11:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Faith+1:
I got a pitch for a movie.
We all want to be noticed, to be somebody, to fit in with the crowd and yet to stand out in some way. We conform to a great extent to our peer culture: pierce our tongues if that's what the gang's doing, wear jeans with cut-outs in the knees. But what to do to be the center of attention? We can be the class clown, the chess maven, the captain of the basketball team rather than just a player. Joe Biden (portrayed by Tim Allen), for example, fits in just fine in his office as a Vice President. But after years he has not received the respect he thinks he deserves based not only on seniority but on his particular talent for making dumbass remarks with alarming regularity.
I'm we throw in a few f-bombs to get our R rating.
141. Posted by
Faith+1 | December 18, 2009 11:15 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
155. Posted by
retired military | December 20, 2009 11:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:
VP Joe Biden speaks at the 2012 Democratic convention where Hillary Clinton has just won the party's nomimation as the candidate for President. President Obama was unable to attend the event.
155. Posted by
retired military | December 20, 2009 11:35 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
156. Posted by
retired military | December 20, 2009 11:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:
Dateline Nov 6, 2012. VP Joe Biden talks about his plans for retirement after the tidal wave of wins by Republicans in all state and federal elections earlier this week.
156. Posted by
retired military | December 20, 2009 11:39 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
157. Posted by
retired military | December 20, 2009 11:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:
2013 Former VP Joe Biden talks about how republican plans to lower the 30% unemployment rate will be horrendous for the children, the environemnt, heathcare, civil rights, global warming, the elderly, the unions, public education and the country in general.
157. Posted by
retired military | December 20, 2009 11:41 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
We don't believe future generations will have to pay for this overspending, since obviously the future never actually arrives. Duh. I mean some people are just so D-U-M. Dumb.
159. Posted by
Korla Pundit | December 20, 2009 3:03 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
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Comments (163)
It's not a bug, it's a feat... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Eric | December 18, 2009 7:17 AM | Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
It's not a bug, it's a feature.
1. Posted by Eric | December 18, 2009 7:17 AM |
Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 07:17
2. Posted by rodney dill | December 18, 2009 7:18 AM | Score: 3 (9 votes cast)
AAAAUUUUURRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!
2. Posted by rodney dill | December 18, 2009 7:18 AM |
Score: 3 (9 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 07:18
3. Posted by Eric | December 18, 2009 7:18 AM | Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
The first look at Biden/Franken 2016
3. Posted by Eric | December 18, 2009 7:18 AM |
Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 07:18
4. Posted by Eric | December 18, 2009 7:20 AM | Score: 8 (16 votes cast)
If that's the future then I weep for my country.
4. Posted by Eric | December 18, 2009 7:20 AM |
Score: 8 (16 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 07:20
5. Posted by mpw280 | December 18, 2009 7:20 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
is bleak, very bleak. mpw
5. Posted by mpw280 | December 18, 2009 7:20 AM |
Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 07:20
6. Posted by Eric | December 18, 2009 7:22 AM | Score: 4 (10 votes cast)
The new reverse teleprompter is unveiled to translate to the public exactly what Joe Biden is saying.
6. Posted by Eric | December 18, 2009 7:22 AM |
Score: 4 (10 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 07:22
7. Posted by Spencer | December 18, 2009 7:22 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Yikes!
7. Posted by Spencer | December 18, 2009 7:22 AM |
Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 07:22
8. Posted by Eric | December 18, 2009 7:23 AM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
The future is blue.
8. Posted by Eric | December 18, 2009 7:23 AM |
Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 07:23
9. Posted by JAT | December 18, 2009 7:23 AM | Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
Blank stare, then slowly Biden says "What?"
9. Posted by JAT | December 18, 2009 7:23 AM |
Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 07:23
10. Posted by Eric | December 18, 2009 7:25 AM | Score: 19 (25 votes cast)
Joe Biden, "The Future is Green Jobs. Like my tie here. Its green. Somebody had to make that this tie. That's a Green Job."
10. Posted by Eric | December 18, 2009 7:25 AM |
Score: 19 (25 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 07:25
11. Posted by JAT | December 18, 2009 7:26 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
I'm predicting that the "future" for democrats will be lots of time spent in theropy after 2010.
11. Posted by JAT | December 18, 2009 7:26 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 07:26
12. Posted by Strick | December 18, 2009 7:27 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Signs of the Apocalypse
12. Posted by Strick | December 18, 2009 7:27 AM |
Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 07:27
13. Posted by JAT | December 18, 2009 7:27 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
When asked about the future of America Joe Biden could only muster a blank look on his face.
13. Posted by JAT | December 18, 2009 7:27 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 07:27
14. Posted by fustian | December 18, 2009 7:29 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
The future is emptier than a Vice President's head.
14. Posted by fustian | December 18, 2009 7:29 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 07:29
15. Posted by tomg51 | December 18, 2009 7:30 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
No! Is that me? I will change. I will be better.
Scrooge
15. Posted by tomg51 | December 18, 2009 7:30 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 07:30
16. Posted by fustian | December 18, 2009 7:30 AM | Score: 2 (8 votes cast)
In the future we shouldn't ask retarded people to be Vice President.
16. Posted by fustian | December 18, 2009 7:30 AM |
Score: 2 (8 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 07:30
17. Posted by fustian | December 18, 2009 7:31 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
It's plastics, man.
17. Posted by fustian | December 18, 2009 7:31 AM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 07:31
18. Posted by rodney dill | December 18, 2009 7:31 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
I think we're gonna need a bigger vote.
18. Posted by rodney dill | December 18, 2009 7:31 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 07:31
19. Posted by Eric | December 18, 2009 7:32 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
"Sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes."
19. Posted by Eric | December 18, 2009 7:32 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 07:32
20. Posted by Eric | December 18, 2009 7:34 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Jeez Rodney, we both came up with Jaws references at the same time.
20. Posted by Eric | December 18, 2009 7:34 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 07:34
21. Posted by fustian | December 18, 2009 7:34 AM | Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
That's the future? Looks more like the past to me.
21. Posted by fustian | December 18, 2009 7:34 AM |
Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 07:34
22. Posted by fustian | December 18, 2009 7:35 AM | Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
I have seen the future and it seems to have a lot less democrats.
22. Posted by fustian | December 18, 2009 7:35 AM |
Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 07:35
23. Posted by Big Country | December 18, 2009 7:36 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
"Be afraid.... be VERY afraid!!!!"
23. Posted by Big Country | December 18, 2009 7:36 AM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 07:36
24. Posted by fustian | December 18, 2009 7:39 AM | Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
...and there's going to be flying cars. And phasers...
24. Posted by fustian | December 18, 2009 7:39 AM |
Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 07:39
25. Posted by CDR M | December 18, 2009 7:40 AM | Score: 4 (10 votes cast)
Well duh! The way our Secret Service keeps letting visitors in, this very well could be our future.
25. Posted by CDR M | December 18, 2009 7:40 AM |
Score: 4 (10 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 07:40
26. Posted by Jay Wills | December 18, 2009 7:40 AM | Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
"I've seen the future and it sucks."
26. Posted by Jay Wills | December 18, 2009 7:40 AM |
Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 07:40
27. Posted by fustian | December 18, 2009 7:41 AM | Score: 11 (15 votes cast)
Stephen Hawking? Stand up, let 'em see ya.
Oh, God love ya, what am I talking about?
27. Posted by fustian | December 18, 2009 7:41 AM |
Score: 11 (15 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 07:41
28. Posted by Mac Lorry | December 18, 2009 7:43 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
In this case the face value of The future is zero.
28. Posted by Mac Lorry | December 18, 2009 7:43 AM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 07:43
29. Posted by Mac Lorry | December 18, 2009 7:44 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
On its face the future looks blue.
29. Posted by Mac Lorry | December 18, 2009 7:44 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 07:44
30. Posted by Stephen Macklin | December 18, 2009 7:47 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
In the future, the public option will cover hair plugs.
30. Posted by Stephen Macklin | December 18, 2009 7:47 AM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 07:47
31. Posted by Rick13 | December 18, 2009 7:49 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
The end is very naive!
31. Posted by Rick13 | December 18, 2009 7:49 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 07:49
32. Posted by fustian | December 18, 2009 7:50 AM | Score: 0 (6 votes cast)
Please God, don't anybody tell these guys what comes after a trillion...!
32. Posted by fustian | December 18, 2009 7:50 AM |
Score: 0 (6 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 07:50
33. Posted by Spike | December 18, 2009 7:51 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Let's hope not.
33. Posted by Spike | December 18, 2009 7:51 AM |
Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 07:51
34. Posted by Spike | December 18, 2009 7:52 AM | Score: 7 (13 votes cast)
The keynote at Dopenhagen.
34. Posted by Spike | December 18, 2009 7:52 AM |
Score: 7 (13 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 07:52
35. Posted by fustian | December 18, 2009 7:52 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Excuse me...has anyone seen a clue?
35. Posted by fustian | December 18, 2009 7:52 AM |
Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 07:52
36. Posted by fustian | December 18, 2009 7:53 AM | Score: 7 (13 votes cast)
Oh yes, he's still very articulate, very clean. Turns out he may not actually be that smart though.
36. Posted by fustian | December 18, 2009 7:53 AM |
Score: 7 (13 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 07:53
37. Posted by IowaRight | December 18, 2009 7:54 AM | Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
Biden just before being shooed out of Sarah Palin's spot...
37. Posted by IowaRight | December 18, 2009 7:54 AM |
Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 07:54
38. Posted by Spike | December 18, 2009 7:57 AM | Score: 5 (9 votes cast)
#12 variant:
The first horse's ass of the Apocalypse.
38. Posted by Spike | December 18, 2009 7:57 AM |
Score: 5 (9 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 07:57
39. Posted by rodney dill | December 18, 2009 7:59 AM | Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
"...its the only thing we have left to sell."
39. Posted by rodney dill | December 18, 2009 7:59 AM |
Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 07:59
40. Posted by rodney dill | December 18, 2009 7:59 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
"Seize the day, and put the least possible trust in tomorrow." -- Mark Twain
40. Posted by rodney dill | December 18, 2009 7:59 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 07:59
41. Posted by fustian | December 18, 2009 8:00 AM | Score: 4 (10 votes cast)
Why am I here in Copenhagen instead of Obama? Well Barack said that between ClimateGate and the ludicrous behavior of all the delegates that this had become the kind of ridiculous debacle that I specialize in.
That's the kind of confidence Barack has in me.
41. Posted by fustian | December 18, 2009 8:00 AM |
Score: 4 (10 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 08:00
42. Posted by Chakademus | December 18, 2009 8:00 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
The future is dim. Very dim.
42. Posted by Chakademus | December 18, 2009 8:00 AM |
Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 08:00
43. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 18, 2009 8:01 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
The future's scalp is so bright, I've got to wear shades
43. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 18, 2009 8:01 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 08:01
44. Posted by rodney dill | December 18, 2009 8:04 AM | Score: 3 (9 votes cast)
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
44. Posted by rodney dill | December 18, 2009 8:04 AM |
Score: 3 (9 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 08:04
45. Posted by fustian | December 18, 2009 8:06 AM | Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
In the future, there will be 57 states by golly.
45. Posted by fustian | December 18, 2009 8:06 AM |
Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 08:06
46. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | December 18, 2009 8:13 AM | Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
Of course I was was sent to represent the White House here at Copenhagen. While my speciality may be plaigarism, I am the recognised expert on academic dishonesty. And given the lack of public sector experience in this administration, that really says something!
46. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | December 18, 2009 8:13 AM |
Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 08:13
47. Posted by rodney dill | December 18, 2009 8:31 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Dope and Chains
47. Posted by rodney dill | December 18, 2009 8:31 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 08:31
48. Posted by dfbaskwill | December 18, 2009 8:33 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The Keynote Speaker at The Government's "The Future" Conference discusses Death and.....TAXES.
48. Posted by dfbaskwill | December 18, 2009 8:33 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 08:33
49. Posted by hermie | December 18, 2009 8:42 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Figuring out what has been the consequences of the Obama Administration's repeated falures has always been over Joe's head.
49. Posted by hermie | December 18, 2009 8:42 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 08:42
50. Posted by proof | December 18, 2009 8:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Through the miracle of plastic surgery, in the future, all balding men will have hair plugs paid for by the government, but by a little known provision of the 2,000+ page health care bill, will have to be surgically altered to look like Joe Biden.
50. Posted by proof | December 18, 2009 8:48 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 08:48
51. Posted by proof | December 18, 2009 8:49 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
I have seen the future, and it is wrinkled!
51. Posted by proof | December 18, 2009 8:49 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 08:49
52. Posted by proof | December 18, 2009 8:51 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
The look on Biden's face says "Someone put a clown in my Soylent Green. It tastes funny!"
52. Posted by proof | December 18, 2009 8:51 AM |
Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 08:51
53. Posted by Scott | December 18, 2009 8:54 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
My "polar icecap" is definitely receding.
53. Posted by Scott | December 18, 2009 8:54 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 08:54
54. Posted by MunDane | December 18, 2009 8:59 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
The future isn't so bright...
54. Posted by MunDane | December 18, 2009 8:59 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 08:59
55. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 18, 2009 9:02 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
If John Conner were a Democrat: "Hello, I'm from the future and I just want to say that you have absolutely nothing to worry about. The machines will take care of everything."
55. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 18, 2009 9:02 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 09:02
56. Posted by Prairie | December 18, 2009 9:04 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
LESS is missing from the screen.....
56. Posted by Prairie | December 18, 2009 9:04 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 09:04
57. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 18, 2009 9:05 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Please tell me this man is not going to be cryogenically preserved.
57. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 18, 2009 9:05 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 09:05
58. Posted by Prairie | December 18, 2009 9:06 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Should read FUTURE LESS
58. Posted by Prairie | December 18, 2009 9:06 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 09:06
59. Posted by Gayle Miller | December 18, 2009 9:08 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
I am, and you can believe me on this, Barack Hussein Obama's life insurance policy. If you don't believe me, I'll hit you with my rosary beads!
59. Posted by Gayle Miller | December 18, 2009 9:08 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 09:08
60. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 18, 2009 9:12 AM | Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
Viagra lets me see 30 minutes into the future.
60. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 18, 2009 9:12 AM |
Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 09:12
61. Posted by FormerHostage | December 18, 2009 9:13 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
The Future?
Hair plugs and low IQs?
61. Posted by FormerHostage | December 18, 2009 9:13 AM |
Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 09:13
62. Posted by FormerHostage | December 18, 2009 9:14 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Government take-over of Max Headroom.
62. Posted by FormerHostage | December 18, 2009 9:14 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 09:14
63. Posted by jim2 | December 18, 2009 9:18 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
"McFly residence," he said sleepily into the phone, his arm the only part of him not still under the covers.
"Marty!" Doc Brown yelled. "Have you seen what's on Channel 4?!"
"Doc? Do you know what time it is?"
"Marty! You need to get down here immediately! You need to go back! Again! Back to the future!"
63. Posted by jim2 | December 18, 2009 9:18 AM |
Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 09:18
64. Posted by SILVER | December 18, 2009 9:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I hope Mr. Biden gets relief from his constipation soon.
64. Posted by SILVER | December 18, 2009 9:26 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 09:26
65. Posted by fustian | December 18, 2009 9:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
We shouldn't tease the handicapped by putting them up on stage like this and pretending we care a lick about what they have to say.
65. Posted by fustian | December 18, 2009 9:28 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 09:28
66. Posted by fustian | December 18, 2009 9:31 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
If you want a glimpse into just how bad their judgement is, consider this: To a democrat, this is a brilliant foreign policy strategist.
66. Posted by fustian | December 18, 2009 9:31 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 09:31
67. Posted by zipity | December 18, 2009 9:33 AM | Score: 3 (9 votes cast)
"I've been to the future, and it's great! There are even more clean and articulate black folks around then we now have...."
67. Posted by zipity | December 18, 2009 9:33 AM |
Score: 3 (9 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 09:33
68. Posted by IowaRight | December 18, 2009 9:41 AM | Score: 8 (14 votes cast)
Please welcome the 2010 Poster Boy for the Foundation for Understanding the Tremendously Unqualified and Ridiculously Emptyheaded...
68. Posted by IowaRight | December 18, 2009 9:41 AM |
Score: 8 (14 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 09:41
69. Posted by Rob | December 18, 2009 9:41 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
AP is accused again of fauxtography -- not one sign of drool.
69. Posted by Rob | December 18, 2009 9:41 AM |
Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 09:41
70. Posted by Rob | December 18, 2009 9:45 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Suddenly the upsurge in skydiving without a parachute is understood.
70. Posted by Rob | December 18, 2009 9:45 AM |
Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 09:45
71. Posted by IowaRight | December 18, 2009 9:50 AM | Score: 4 (12 votes cast)
He must be from the future, cause he sure as hell doesn't make sense now...
71. Posted by IowaRight | December 18, 2009 9:50 AM |
Score: 4 (12 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 09:50
72. Posted by sarahconnor2 | December 18, 2009 9:54 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
"Um, Mr. Biden, you're supposed to be facing the teleprompter."
72. Posted by sarahconnor2 | December 18, 2009 9:54 AM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 09:54
73. Posted by Bill Long | December 18, 2009 9:55 AM | Score: 7 (13 votes cast)
Once again, Biden turns his back on the future.
73. Posted by Bill Long | December 18, 2009 9:55 AM |
Score: 7 (13 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 09:55
74. Posted by 914 | December 18, 2009 10:03 AM | Score: 3 (9 votes cast)
"A public service reminder of how much we loathe the present"
74. Posted by 914 | December 18, 2009 10:03 AM |
Score: 3 (9 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 10:03
75. Posted by Rob | December 18, 2009 10:03 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
When asked for comment, Richard Dawkins was quoted as saying "may God have mercy on us all."
75. Posted by Rob | December 18, 2009 10:03 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 10:03
76. Posted by Spencer | December 18, 2009 10:07 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Zombieland II Summer 2010
76. Posted by Spencer | December 18, 2009 10:07 AM |
Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 10:07
77. Posted by greyboots | December 18, 2009 10:07 AM | Score: 3 (9 votes cast)
You've just crossed over into the Twilight Zone
77. Posted by greyboots | December 18, 2009 10:07 AM |
Score: 3 (9 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 10:07
78. Posted by mojo | December 18, 2009 10:17 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Welcome to THE FUTURE!
Relax. Sit back, let the air out of your shoes...
78. Posted by mojo | December 18, 2009 10:17 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 10:17
79. Posted by Upset Old Guy | December 18, 2009 10:17 AM | Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
Since the Vice President is unable to generate a thought balloon his staff has taken to printing a message on the curtain behind him.
79. Posted by Upset Old Guy | December 18, 2009 10:17 AM |
Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 10:17
80. Posted by 914 | December 18, 2009 10:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Thankfully will not include this idiot!
80. Posted by 914 | December 18, 2009 10:31 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 10:31
81. Posted by 914 | December 18, 2009 10:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"The Future of Taxa-dummy"
81. Posted by 914 | December 18, 2009 10:46 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 10:46
82. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 18, 2009 10:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
When you hit bottom, the only place left to go is up.
82. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 18, 2009 10:46 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 10:46
83. Posted by 914 | December 18, 2009 10:48 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The Future: Minus Hope and Change and other cumbersome idealistic mularkey!
83. Posted by 914 | December 18, 2009 10:48 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 10:48
84. Posted by bigbugna | December 18, 2009 10:51 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
My God, it's full of Republicans.
84. Posted by bigbugna | December 18, 2009 10:51 AM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 10:51
85. Posted by geo
| December 18, 2009 10:51 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
The ghost of Christmas past.
85. Posted by geo
| December 18, 2009 10:51 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 10:51
86. Posted by BluesHarper | December 18, 2009 10:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ET phone home.
86. Posted by BluesHarper | December 18, 2009 10:52 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 10:52
87. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 18, 2009 10:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
No freedom for you!
87. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 18, 2009 10:58 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 10:58
88. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 18, 2009 10:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DEBT
88. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 18, 2009 10:59 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 10:59
89. Posted by Faith+1 | December 18, 2009 11:01 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
In an effort to assure President Obama's safety the Secret Service unveils their new campaign for warding off potential presidential assassins.
89. Posted by Faith+1 | December 18, 2009 11:01 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 11:01
90. Posted by Dark Eden | December 18, 2009 11:04 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
New FutureCam gives us images of the only President who could make us appreciate Obama.
90. Posted by Dark Eden | December 18, 2009 11:04 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 11:04
91. Posted by 914 | December 18, 2009 11:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Future Dummy's up!
91. Posted by 914 | December 18, 2009 11:06 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 11:06
92. Posted by Timmer | December 18, 2009 11:07 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
In the future, we'll all look like Jeff Dunham's puppet sidekick, Walter.
92. Posted by Timmer | December 18, 2009 11:07 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 11:07
93. Posted by 914 | December 18, 2009 11:08 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"The Future of Boob Tube"
93. Posted by 914 | December 18, 2009 11:08 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 11:08
94. Posted by GarandFan | December 18, 2009 11:09 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Sheriff Joe uses a Hollywood 'blue screen' to show all the jobs created by the "Stimulus".
94. Posted by GarandFan | December 18, 2009 11:09 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 11:09
95. Posted by Hal | December 18, 2009 11:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I've.Gpt.Nothing...original."
95. Posted by Hal | December 18, 2009 11:13 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 11:13
96. Posted by fustian | December 18, 2009 11:14 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Man it's cold here in Copenhagen. Gore must still be here. That guy is a one-man cold front!
96. Posted by fustian | December 18, 2009 11:14 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 11:14
97. Posted by 914 | December 18, 2009 11:14 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Either He's passing gas or taxing shit'
97. Posted by 914 | December 18, 2009 11:14 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 11:14
98. Posted by Wally | December 18, 2009 11:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SEIU was awarded the stage preparation contract, but still managed to misspell 'F*ck*p'.
98. Posted by Wally | December 18, 2009 11:15 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 11:15
99. Posted by Pretzel Logic | December 18, 2009 11:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"The future's so bright, I gotta wear plugs.."
99. Posted by Pretzel Logic | December 18, 2009 11:29 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 11:29
100. Posted by BrentT | December 18, 2009 11:35 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Joe Biden gives his definitive answer as to when there will be job growth and deficit reduction.
100. Posted by BrentT | December 18, 2009 11:35 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 11:35
101. Posted by BrentT | December 18, 2009 11:36 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
The future looks a little fuzzy.
101. Posted by BrentT | December 18, 2009 11:36 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 11:36
102. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 18, 2009 11:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I see unemployment.
102. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 18, 2009 11:40 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 11:40
103. Posted by P. Bunyan | December 18, 2009 11:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In the future, when the far left completes it's fundamental transformation of America, everyone will be as stupid as Clueless Joe.
103. Posted by P. Bunyan | December 18, 2009 11:56 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 11:56
104. Posted by jbwbubba | December 18, 2009 11:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Wizbang Blog was investigated today after a posting caused Holiday depression to dramatically jump.
104. Posted by jbwbubba | December 18, 2009 11:59 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 11:59
105. Posted by Pretzel Logic | December 18, 2009 12:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Max Head-Dom
105. Posted by Pretzel Logic | December 18, 2009 12:01 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 12:01
106. Posted by 914 | December 18, 2009 12:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Future is looking mighty bright if You worship Mao or are into Marxism!
106. Posted by 914 | December 18, 2009 12:16 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 12:16
107. Posted by rodney dill | December 18, 2009 12:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Max Ahead-Gloom
107. Posted by rodney dill | December 18, 2009 12:28 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 12:28
108. Posted by retired military | December 18, 2009 12:45 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
18 year old Joe Biden the 3rd is shown at a press conference in 2014 after the full affects of Obamacare kick in.
108. Posted by retired military | December 18, 2009 12:45 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 12:45
109. Posted by retired military | December 18, 2009 12:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Clueless talks about the unknown.
109. Posted by retired military | December 18, 2009 12:46 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 12:46
110. Posted by retired military | December 18, 2009 12:48 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The American people - "The future, you talk about the future. Let me tell you. I know the future. And you sir are not the future"
110. Posted by retired military | December 18, 2009 12:48 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 12:48
111. Posted by itismedavid | December 18, 2009 12:49 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"Since the stimulus has worked above and beyond anyone's expectations, we are going to do the same for manufacturing jobs now"
111. Posted by itismedavid | December 18, 2009 12:49 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 12:49
112. Posted by Michael Hamm | December 18, 2009 12:52 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I see the future of "Hopeless Change" shoved up the USA's ass.
112. Posted by Michael Hamm | December 18, 2009 12:52 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 12:52
113. Posted by pibill | December 18, 2009 12:54 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Well Joe, if we don't see you in the future, we'll see ya in the pasture--
113. Posted by pibill | December 18, 2009 12:54 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 12:54
114. Posted by 914 | December 18, 2009 1:13 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
...Is looking mighty bleak...
114. Posted by 914 | December 18, 2009 1:13 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 13:13
115. Posted by RadiCalMan | December 18, 2009 1:37 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
This is a déjà vu moment of a nightmare I had last year on the night of November 4, 2008!
115. Posted by RadiCalMan | December 18, 2009 1:37 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 13:37
116. Posted by Maggie Mama | December 18, 2009 1:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Biden always speaks in the future imperfect tense.
116. Posted by Maggie Mama | December 18, 2009 1:48 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 13:48
117. Posted by Korla Pundit | December 18, 2009 1:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Criswell Predicts!!!
117. Posted by Korla Pundit | December 18, 2009 1:53 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 13:53
118. Posted by Korla Pundit | December 18, 2009 1:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Greetings, my friend. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives."
118. Posted by Korla Pundit | December 18, 2009 1:54 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 13:54
119. Posted by Korla Pundit | December 18, 2009 1:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Administration makes it official, and erects a giant tombstone for our grandchildren's future. "This grave is SHOVEL-READY!" said Vice President Biden.
119. Posted by Korla Pundit | December 18, 2009 1:58 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 13:58
120. Posted by kevino | December 18, 2009 2:06 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I have seen the future, and the future is stupid.
120. Posted by kevino | December 18, 2009 2:06 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 14:06
121. Posted by astonerii | December 18, 2009 2:16 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
the future we promised you is yesterday's failures, Now we will bring hope and change to previous generations.
121. Posted by astonerii | December 18, 2009 2:16 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 14:16
122. Posted by Korla Pundit | December 18, 2009 2:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"With our backs to the future, we move ahead!"
122. Posted by Korla Pundit | December 18, 2009 2:32 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 14:32
123. Posted by Eric | December 18, 2009 2:32 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Closed Captioned for the intelligence impaired.
123. Posted by Eric | December 18, 2009 2:32 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 14:32
124. Posted by Eric | December 18, 2009 2:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
These guys can't get anything right. Most people put subtitles at the bottom of the screen.
124. Posted by Eric | December 18, 2009 2:35 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 14:35
125. Posted by Eric | December 18, 2009 2:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Joe's IQ is so low, it's below the subtitles.
125. Posted by Eric | December 18, 2009 2:35 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 14:35
126. Posted by CZ | December 18, 2009 2:53 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I'm not only the hair club vice president, I'm also a client.
126. Posted by CZ | December 18, 2009 2:53 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 14:53
127. Posted by Madalyn | December 18, 2009 2:54 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I've been to all 57 states with Obama.
Madalyn
127. Posted by Madalyn | December 18, 2009 2:54 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 14:54
128. Posted by epador | December 18, 2009 3:02 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Good luck and thanks for the fish!
128. Posted by epador | December 18, 2009 3:02 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 15:02
129. Posted by daryl | December 18, 2009 4:02 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"Who is John Galt? What does this have to do with the future?" asked a confused Joe Biden.
129. Posted by daryl | December 18, 2009 4:02 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 16:02
130. Posted by Ken in Camarillo | December 18, 2009 4:18 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
We're so screwed.
130. Posted by Ken in Camarillo | December 18, 2009 4:18 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 16:18
131. Posted by Smite A. Hippie | December 18, 2009 4:44 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Future's so bright, gotta wear plugs!
131. Posted by Smite A. Hippie | December 18, 2009 4:44 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 16:44
132. Posted by Marc | December 18, 2009 5:46 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"The Future".... of your mind on drugs.
132. Posted by Marc | December 18, 2009 5:46 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 17:46
133. Posted by retired military | December 18, 2009 6:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In 2013 Joe Biden is shown promoting the only job he could find. Doubling as Michael J Fox as George McFly in the movie Back To The Future part 4.
133. Posted by retired military | December 18, 2009 6:47 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 18:47
134. Posted by chsw | December 18, 2009 6:52 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Biden presides over the transition from democracy to idiocracy.
chsw
134. Posted by chsw | December 18, 2009 6:52 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 18:52
135. Posted by Spike | December 18, 2009 7:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"It's like I've always said; 'The future, like plagarism, ain't what it used to be'".
135. Posted by Spike | December 18, 2009 7:08 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 19:08
136. Posted by Spike | December 18, 2009 7:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hair saved, or created.
136. Posted by Spike | December 18, 2009 7:20 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 19:20
137. Posted by Stopthepresses2 | December 18, 2009 8:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
With the Obama administration, when the future gets here we'll be broke Biden.
137. Posted by Stopthepresses2 | December 18, 2009 8:09 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 20:09
138. Posted by jbinnout | December 18, 2009 10:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Out of picture to Slow Joe's right is...
"Mortgage"
138. Posted by jbinnout | December 18, 2009 10:19 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 22:19
139. Posted by Faith+1 | December 18, 2009 11:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Luke sees the picture.
Luke: "I'm not afraid."
Yoda: "You will be."
139. Posted by Faith+1 | December 18, 2009 11:02 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 23:02
140. Posted by Faith+1 | December 18, 2009 11:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"The Future? Yeah I've seen it. It's great. Like glass. Glass in the future. Really. I'm smarter than you. Hey! First Down!"
140. Posted by Faith+1 | December 18, 2009 11:03 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 23:03
141. Posted by Faith+1 | December 18, 2009 11:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I got a pitch for a movie.
We all want to be noticed, to be somebody, to fit in with the crowd and yet to stand out in some way. We conform to a great extent to our peer culture: pierce our tongues if that's what the gang's doing, wear jeans with cut-outs in the knees. But what to do to be the center of attention? We can be the class clown, the chess maven, the captain of the basketball team rather than just a player. Joe Biden (portrayed by Tim Allen), for example, fits in just fine in his office as a Vice President. But after years he has not received the respect he thinks he deserves based not only on seniority but on his particular talent for making dumbass remarks with alarming regularity.
I'm we throw in a few f-bombs to get our R rating.
141. Posted by Faith+1 | December 18, 2009 11:15 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 18, 2009 23:15
142. Posted by 914 | December 19, 2009 1:01 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The Future of hair loss and wrinkle cream remedies are looking up.
Jobs and freedom, not so much!
142. Posted by 914 | December 19, 2009 1:01 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 19, 2009 01:01
143. Posted by 914 JOE THE PROUD PLUMBER | December 19, 2009 3:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
~I am a schlubb who will fight for Your honor
I'll be the zero... Your dreaming of..
Were screwed together... Knowing forever
That We did it all for the Glory of "One.~
143. Posted by 914 JOE THE PROUD PLUMBER | December 19, 2009 3:09 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 19, 2009 03:09
144. Posted by 914 JOE THE PROUD PLUMBER | December 19, 2009 3:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
If looks could kill, He'd be lying on the floor
He'd be begging Her, please , please, please Helen dont hurt Me no more
144. Posted by 914 JOE THE PROUD PLUMBER | December 19, 2009 3:23 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 19, 2009 03:23
145. Posted by 914 JOE THE PROUD PLUMBER | December 19, 2009 3:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Is it just Me or does He look a little "stupefied'?
145. Posted by 914 JOE THE PROUD PLUMBER | December 19, 2009 3:26 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 19, 2009 03:26
146. Posted by 914 JOE THE PROUD PLUMBER | December 19, 2009 3:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Assumed and improvised thought bubble: "He gets a Nobel and all I get is laughed at"
146. Posted by 914 JOE THE PROUD PLUMBER | December 19, 2009 3:30 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 19, 2009 03:30
147. Posted by 914 | December 19, 2009 4:35 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Puggsy wuggsy was a bear
Puggsy wuggsy had no there
Puggsy wuggsy sad to say
Puggsy wuggsy go away
147. Posted by 914 | December 19, 2009 4:35 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 19, 2009 04:35
148. Posted by Dodo David | December 19, 2009 8:44 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Why didn't Nostradamus warn us about this?
148. Posted by Dodo David | December 19, 2009 8:44 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 19, 2009 08:44
149. Posted by Dodo David | December 19, 2009 8:50 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Suddenly the ending of the Mayan calendar makes sense.
149. Posted by Dodo David | December 19, 2009 8:50 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 19, 2009 08:50
150. Posted by Dodo David | December 19, 2009 9:00 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Now that is a scary doomsday prophecy.
150. Posted by Dodo David | December 19, 2009 9:00 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 19, 2009 09:00
151. Posted by D. Dean | December 19, 2009 10:44 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Joe Biden speaks about techniques of the future at the International Hair Restoration Convention.
151. Posted by D. Dean | December 19, 2009 10:44 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 19, 2009 10:44
152. Posted by Rob | December 19, 2009 3:36 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Three little words: Stuck. On. Stupid.
152. Posted by Rob | December 19, 2009 3:36 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 19, 2009 15:36
153. Posted by Scotty | December 19, 2009 5:39 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
the future is so RED , I gotta wear shades (government issue of course)
153. Posted by Scotty | December 19, 2009 5:39 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 19, 2009 17:39
154. Posted by Scotty | December 19, 2009 5:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
After nationalizing healthcare even hair plugs were shitty.
154. Posted by Scotty | December 19, 2009 5:41 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 19, 2009 17:41
155. Posted by retired military | December 20, 2009 11:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
VP Joe Biden speaks at the 2012 Democratic convention where Hillary Clinton has just won the party's nomimation as the candidate for President. President Obama was unable to attend the event.
155. Posted by retired military | December 20, 2009 11:35 AM |
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Posted on December 20, 2009 11:35
156. Posted by retired military | December 20, 2009 11:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dateline Nov 6, 2012. VP Joe Biden talks about his plans for retirement after the tidal wave of wins by Republicans in all state and federal elections earlier this week.
156. Posted by retired military | December 20, 2009 11:39 AM |
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Posted on December 20, 2009 11:39
157. Posted by retired military | December 20, 2009 11:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
2013 Former VP Joe Biden talks about how republican plans to lower the 30% unemployment rate will be horrendous for the children, the environemnt, heathcare, civil rights, global warming, the elderly, the unions, public education and the country in general.
157. Posted by retired military | December 20, 2009 11:41 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 20, 2009 11:41
158. Posted by Korla Pundit | December 20, 2009 3:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
We put the FU in FUTURE!
158. Posted by Korla Pundit | December 20, 2009 3:00 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 20, 2009 15:00
159. Posted by Korla Pundit | December 20, 2009 3:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
We don't believe future generations will have to pay for this overspending, since obviously the future never actually arrives. Duh. I mean some people are just so D-U-M. Dumb.
159. Posted by Korla Pundit | December 20, 2009 3:03 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 20, 2009 15:03
160. Posted by Jester | December 21, 2009 12:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey America! How's that "Hope & Change" thing working for you now?
160. Posted by Jester | December 21, 2009 12:16 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2009 00:16
161. Posted by Rachel Edith | December 21, 2009 1:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I'm all in."
161. Posted by Rachel Edith | December 21, 2009 1:39 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2009 01:39
162. Posted by tomg | December 21, 2009 5:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In the Future...
Everyone's Blue Screen will be replaced with whatever the government decides your lot in life should be.
162. Posted by tomg | December 21, 2009 5:20 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 21, 2009 17:20
163. Posted by Kevin
| January 4, 2010 1:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
163. Posted by Kevin
| January 4, 2010 1:52 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on January 4, 2010 01:52