Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners (Wizbang)

This week's Weekend Caption Contest™ was another holiday classic. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Santa Claus to fly on Beechcraft Premier IA - the world's largest, fastest single-pilot business jet - to spread holiday cheer to military families. (PRNewsFoto/Hawker Beechcraft Corporation)

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Rodney Dill) - "Q: What's the difference between Santa and Tiger?
A: Santa stopped after three Ho's"

2) (sarahconnor2) - "Santa heads off to deliver a bag of clues to Washington D.C."

3) (Joe) - "Another job saved!"

4) (Korla Pundit) - "The Cash-for-Christmas-Misfits Program comes under fire."

5) (Faith+1) - "Santa Upgrades....

The sleigh becomes a G5....

Rudolph is replaced by a highly qualified pilot and GPS navigational system....

and Dancer, Prancer and Vixen refer to a whole new different type of traveling companion..."

6) (Baron Von Ottomatic) - "Uh oh, it looks like Roman Polanski is back on the dating scene..."

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(fustian) - "Turns out the carbon footprint of a business jet is much less than a bunch of farting reindeer."

That's all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

Credits

Section Editor: Maggie Whitton

Editors: Jay Tea, Lorie Byrd, Kim Priestap, DJ Drummond, Michael Laprarie, Baron Von Ottomatic, Shawn Mallow, Rick, Dan Karipides, Michael Avitablile, Charlie Quidnunc, Steve Schippert

Emeritus: Paul, Mary Katherine Ham, Jim Addison, Alexander K. McClure, Cassy Fiano, Bill Jempty, John Stansbury, Rob Port

In Memorium: HughS

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Comments (6)

The Reader's Choice Award! ... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by fustian | December 14, 2009 4:11 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

fustian:

The Reader's Choice Award! Sweet!

To all the other entrants, I'd just like to say: "Nyaah, nyaah, nyaah, nyaah,..., just try to beat reindeer farts. You can't do it, can ya? Cause nothing tops reindeer farts. Reindeer farts are comedy gold."

Particularly you Rodney. All you got was a lousy number 1.

Hey... wait a minute...

Posted on December 14, 2009 04:11

I mean, c'mon. "Ho's?" That... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by fustian | December 14, 2009 4:15 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

I mean, c'mon. "Ho's?" That's kind of low brow, isn't it?

Not like reindeer farts.

Posted on December 14, 2009 04:15

Thanks Kevin,Hey f... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by rodney dill | December 14, 2009 6:02 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

rodney dill:

Thanks Kevin,

Hey fustian, Pull my number one.

;)

Posted on December 14, 2009 06:02

That's kind of low... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by rodney dill | December 14, 2009 6:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

That's kind of low brow, isn't it?

More subtle humor like, no one can hit a one-iron, or a, Captain Sully reference, just don't seem to fly.

Posted on December 14, 2009 06:16

Thanks Kevin!... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by sarahconnor2 | December 14, 2009 7:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

sarahconnor2:

Thanks Kevin!

Posted on December 14, 2009 07:52

Can I get at least a B+?</p... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by Spike | December 14, 2009 6:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Spike:

Can I get at least a B+?

Posted on December 14, 2009 18:46

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