And given these excerpts from Don Surber, more than pissed a few off:
Her book has no index so that people can check to see what page they are on in her book. Politico said she provided one: "A: Alaska, media not understanding it, page 1-432. B: Biased, Page 1-432."Other lines: "If the election had turned out differently, I could be the one overseeing the signing of bailout checks and Vice President Biden could be on the road selling his book, 'Going Rogaine'."
And this line: "It's good to be here though, really, in front of this audience of leading journalists and intellectuals, or as I like to call it, a death panel."
And: "Sometimes you just got to trust your instincts. And when you don"t, you end up in places like this."
And: "You betcha. Who talks that way?"
And: "At least now I can put a face to the newspapers I do read."
And on Frank: "And I'm the controversial one?"
And a dig at John McCain's campaign staff: "The view is so much better inside the bus than under the bus."
And on campaign manager Steve Schmidt: "If I need a bald campaign manager, I guess I'm left with James Carville."
And the line about seeing a picture of the president and China's president Hu Jinato and being told, "Hu's the communist."
Palin: "I thought he was asking a question."
And her alternative title for her autobiography: "How to Look Like a Million Bucks for Only $150,000."
And the line of the night (or what was reported so far) on her hotel room: "I could see the Russian Embassy."
Ya gotta love her... unless you're warped.
Crossposted(*).



Comments (42)
I don't know why, but Repub... (Below threshold)1. Posted by James H | December 6, 2009 8:58 AM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
I don't know why, but Republican politicians generally seem to be better comedians than Democratic politicians. We saw something like this with McCain and Obama addressing the Alfred Smith dinner last year. Obama was funny, but McCain was hilarious.
It's a pity everybody is so tightly controlled on the campaign trail. McCain, Bob Dole, and (to an extent) Al Gore are all funny as hell when they're allowed to go off script.
1. Posted by James H | December 6, 2009 8:58 AM |
Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Posted on December 6, 2009 08:58
2. Posted by Michael Laprarie | December 6, 2009 9:03 AM | Score: 17 (19 votes cast)
'Going Rogaine' - LOL!!!
The Left has absolutely no idea what to do with a strong, effective female elected official who isn't a dour, butch, Ivy League-educated, ultra-liberal, secularist children's defense lawyer or women's rights activist.
And Sarah Palin is taking their petty temper tantrum all the way to the bank. Go Sarah!
2. Posted by Michael Laprarie | December 6, 2009 9:03 AM |
Score: 17 (19 votes cast)
Posted on December 6, 2009 09:03
3. Posted by Justrand
| December 6, 2009 10:35 AM | Score: 15 (15 votes cast)
James H: "I don't know why, but Republican politicians generally seem to be better comedians than Democratic politicians."
I know why. Too many (ok, almost all) Democrat politicians take themselves WAY too seriously. AND they expect everyone ELSE to take them (too) seriously too.
CNN played into this when they Fact-Checked an SNL skit! And then the White House responded as well.
3. Posted by Justrand
| December 6, 2009 10:35 AM |
Score: 15 (15 votes cast)
Posted on December 6, 2009 10:35
4. Posted by Highlander | December 6, 2009 10:43 AM | Score: -29 (31 votes cast)
"I could be the one overseeing the signing of bailout checks...."
Ah, yes, the Bailout that you supported, Sarah P., despite the ignorance of many of your supporters, e.g.:
http://wonkette.com/412324/obviously-this-idiot-has-a-blog-an-opinion-and-therefore-a-national-platform
Republicans, do try to stay informed.
4. Posted by Highlander | December 6, 2009 10:43 AM |
Score: -29 (31 votes cast)
Posted on December 6, 2009 10:43
5. Posted by bobdog | December 6, 2009 10:46 AM | Score: 14 (16 votes cast)
Yeah, but she made a typo on her blog last August! Where's the outrage? Can America afford somebody so poorly educated as president? She's GOT to be STOPPED!
Palin's one of the smartest "dumb" people on the planet, and she proves it every day without even breaking a sweat.
Cue Aaron Copland's trumpets. I like this lady more every day.
5. Posted by bobdog | December 6, 2009 10:46 AM |
Score: 14 (16 votes cast)
Posted on December 6, 2009 10:46
6. Posted by Not jp2 | December 6, 2009 11:11 AM | Score: 2 (12 votes cast)
BUT. But. but.... she was for the bridge, look over there, dang, was that really her baby, she went to too many colleges, dang, she scares me.
6. Posted by Not jp2 | December 6, 2009 11:11 AM |
Score: 2 (12 votes cast)
Posted on December 6, 2009 11:11
7. Posted by GianiD | December 6, 2009 11:17 AM | Score: 15 (15 votes cast)
Dumb?? rofl, has there ever been 2 more dumb(and unaccomplished) people leading a country than Fauxbama and Biden?
WTF have they ever done, besides suck off the govt teet?
7. Posted by GianiD | December 6, 2009 11:17 AM |
Score: 15 (15 votes cast)
Posted on December 6, 2009 11:17
8. Posted by Jake | December 6, 2009 11:19 AM | Score: -30 (34 votes cast)
Yep, I'm warped, I'll own it. I loathe Palin for both her policies and her style. She embodies the face of "Ugly America", and I see no reason to support that.
For a group of blogger pundits who so throughly railed on Obama's lack of experience and inability to get to the core of issues, you guys sure have locked in hard on the Conservative version of that problem.
8. Posted by Jake | December 6, 2009 11:19 AM |
Score: -30 (34 votes cast)
Posted on December 6, 2009 11:19
9. Posted by GarandFan | December 6, 2009 11:26 AM | Score: 15 (17 votes cast)
"Ah, yes, the Bailout that you supported, Sarah P., despite the ignorance of many of your supporters, e.g.:"
Keep digging Highlander. WHO voted for that piece of crap? Oh, 100% Democrats in the House. Oh, who SIGNED that piece of crap? George Bush?
9. Posted by GarandFan | December 6, 2009 11:26 AM |
Score: 15 (17 votes cast)
Posted on December 6, 2009 11:26
10. Posted by Mike Licht | December 6, 2009 11:28 AM | Score: -20 (26 votes cast)
Did Lynn Vincent write Mrs. Palin's jokes as well as her book?
And why wouldn't Mrs. Palin be comfortable among reporters? She has a degree in journalism. Of course, she had to go to five of America's finest backwater colleges to get it. She also worked as a newspaper and video sports reporter.
But seriously, folks, Sarah Palin's bus tour is really taking off.
See:
http://notionscapital.wordpress.com/2009/12/03/palin-just-plane-folks/
10. Posted by Mike Licht | December 6, 2009 11:28 AM |
Score: -20 (26 votes cast)
Posted on December 6, 2009 11:28
11. Posted by Victory is Ours | December 6, 2009 11:34 AM | Score: -28 (36 votes cast)
Sarah Palin is the voice of right wing nutcakery.
I agree with others who've suggested that Democrats should change their voter registration party affiliation to Republican and vote for Sarah in the primaries.
The anti-abortion nutcakes will support her, and if enough Democrats get behind her we just might be able to get her on the ticket in 2012.
I can think of nothing better for the Progressive movement than to have a low-IQ single-issue Barbie doll to run against. She's even more stupid than Bush. It'll be a sure thing for Obama's re-election.
Dreaming of Sarah debating Obama...
Vic
11. Posted by Victory is Ours | December 6, 2009 11:34 AM |
Score: -28 (36 votes cast)
Posted on December 6, 2009 11:34
12. Posted by GianiD | December 6, 2009 11:42 AM | Score: 18 (20 votes cast)
Ugly America? Who mentioned Michelle?
12. Posted by GianiD | December 6, 2009 11:42 AM |
Score: 18 (20 votes cast)
Posted on December 6, 2009 11:42
13. Posted by GianiD | December 6, 2009 11:48 AM | Score: 17 (21 votes cast)
I'd love to see Palin debate the stutterer in chief. Unless that blubbering idiot has someone else write the words out for him, he's as dumb as any other Dem crackhead politician from a big city.
57 states? who the F thinks there are 57 states?
Memorial Day? Does he even know what that's for?
His tranny looking wife will NEVER have the class of Nancy Ragan, or Laura Bush. Ever!
Even CNN slams the idiot in chief.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vc5Q3L6AQU
13. Posted by GianiD | December 6, 2009 11:48 AM |
Score: 17 (21 votes cast)
Posted on December 6, 2009 11:48
14. Posted by OLDPUPPYMAX | December 6, 2009 12:03 PM | Score: 15 (15 votes cast)
No wonder elitist republicans and all democrats are scared to death of Sarah.
14. Posted by OLDPUPPYMAX | December 6, 2009 12:03 PM |
Score: 15 (15 votes cast)
Posted on December 6, 2009 12:03
15. Posted by Flu-Bird | December 6, 2009 12:04 PM | Score: 11 (13 votes cast)
She upsets the liberal wanks realy bad she is like Dr Van Helsing is to dracula
15. Posted by Flu-Bird | December 6, 2009 12:04 PM |
Score: 11 (13 votes cast)
Posted on December 6, 2009 12:04
16. Posted by Adrian Browne | December 6, 2009 12:44 PM | Score: -26 (32 votes cast)
But sadly, the accolades stopped when it was revealed that Palin had been reading the jokes off a Teleprompter all along!
16. Posted by Adrian Browne | December 6, 2009 12:44 PM |
Score: -26 (32 votes cast)
Posted on December 6, 2009 12:44
17. Posted by JLawson | December 6, 2009 12:47 PM | Score: 21 (27 votes cast)
Hate speech!
"Yep, I'm warped, I'll own it. I loathe Palin for both her policies and her style. She embodies the face of "Ugly America", and I see no reason to support that."
"She's even more stupid than Bush."
"Sarah Palin is the voice of right wing nutcakery."
"Of course, she had to go to five of America's finest backwater colleges to get it."
Such nice examples - thank you!
You worry so much about 'hate' from the right that you can't even recognize it when you indulge in it yourselves, can you?
Or do you even WANT to? To recognize the existance of your own hatred would mean your self-images of tolerance and acceptance would be in danger - and that might lead to doubt that you're as 'progressive' as you think you are.
No, far better you screech and rail about hatred coming from the right - just keep on projecting your feelings, and see what it ends up getting you!
17. Posted by JLawson | December 6, 2009 12:47 PM |
Score: 21 (27 votes cast)
Posted on December 6, 2009 12:47
18. Posted by sue | December 6, 2009 1:35 PM | Score: 17 (21 votes cast)
I can think of nothing better for the Progressive movement than to have a low-IQ single-issue Barbie doll to run against. She's even more stupid than Bush. It'll be a sure thing for Obama's re-election.
The left has been calling every consevative "dumb" or "crazy". So much so that it has the same effect as the accusation of being a racist. You hear the word and automatically know it's a liberal talking; and know what is said has no meaning and is to be ignored.
You think the electorate are "dumb sheep" who have to be told who to vote for-especially if it is a conservative. Well, we're not. And we can see though the ruses of the "dumb" and "racist" charges.
Keep it up. Those charges actually help us and hurt liberals.
18. Posted by sue | December 6, 2009 1:35 PM |
Score: 17 (21 votes cast)
Posted on December 6, 2009 13:35
19. Posted by nehemiah | December 6, 2009 2:04 PM | Score: 10 (16 votes cast)
Any idiot that has not yet realized that Obama is pretty much the worst human being that has existed in America deserves to go down on their knees to Castro.
19. Posted by nehemiah | December 6, 2009 2:04 PM |
Score: 10 (16 votes cast)
Posted on December 6, 2009 14:04
20. Posted by Madalyn | December 6, 2009 2:26 PM | Score: 17 (17 votes cast)
Mike - Comment #10 - Wow, somebody sure has an axe to grind. Five backwater colleges? At least she released her transcripts which is something the possum in the WH refuses to do. Why? What is he hiding? Did O'stupid write every word of his books? Because I am sure, but not positive, I will not insist that he did not. I am pretty sure he had a ghost writer. But, trying to get the truth out of that experienced liar is like saying Michelle has the class, integrity, and social graces of Jackie O, Nancy R., and Laura B. In reality, Michelle is not good enough to shine their shoes.
Madalyn
20. Posted by Madalyn | December 6, 2009 2:26 PM |
Score: 17 (17 votes cast)
Posted on December 6, 2009 14:26
21. Posted by Madalyn | December 6, 2009 2:30 PM | Score: 15 (15 votes cast)
Mike - Now I am pissed - you started this. So Ms. palin uses a plane - big deal. Did you have a hissy fit when O'Dumbo hijacked Air Force One for a pleasure photo op over NY while scaring the crap out of 9/11 survivors? Did you complain about his date nites with the ugly broad he hangs with at taxpayer cost? Did you have anything against his golf days, which he spent more days playing golf his first 9 months in office that GWB did during his whole first term? Where is the outrage? You liberal idiots are all the same. Hate all you want, but don't see the same faults in your own kind.
Grow a pair and grow up. You sound like a little third grader that wasn't picked for a Red Rover game.
Madalyn
21. Posted by Madalyn | December 6, 2009 2:30 PM |
Score: 15 (15 votes cast)
Posted on December 6, 2009 14:30
22. Posted by klrtz1 | December 6, 2009 3:11 PM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
I think there's lots of worse liberals in America than Obama. Obama is a stuffed shirt dummy propped up by by the liberal MSM.
I will be glad to go down on my knees before Castro if I can use my 10" butcher knife. I assume you mean Raul Castro since Fidel is already dead?
22. Posted by klrtz1 | December 6, 2009 3:11 PM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on December 6, 2009 15:11
23. Posted by GarandFan | December 6, 2009 3:17 PM | Score: 11 (13 votes cast)
But sadly, the accolades stopped when it was revealed that Palin had been reading the jokes off a Teleprompter all along!
16. Posted by Adrian Browne
You ever listen to Barry give a speech WITHOUT his teleprompter? "Ummm....er....ah....er....ummm.....uhhhhh...er....ah....."
23. Posted by GarandFan | December 6, 2009 3:17 PM |
Score: 11 (13 votes cast)
Posted on December 6, 2009 15:17
24. Posted by GarandFan | December 6, 2009 3:19 PM | Score: 13 (15 votes cast)
For someone who is 'no account', 'stupid', 'vapid', 'ignorant', 'worthless'. Sarah sure sets you libs off. Could that be "projection"?
I feel your pain, having to defend that "empty suit" of a president day after day.
BTW, how's those "Obamanomics" working out for you?
24. Posted by GarandFan | December 6, 2009 3:19 PM |
Score: 13 (15 votes cast)
Posted on December 6, 2009 15:19
25. Posted by JLawson | December 6, 2009 4:59 PM | Score: 8 (10 votes cast)
Justrand -
"I know why. Too many (ok, almost all) Democrat politicians take themselves WAY too seriously. AND they expect everyone ELSE to take them (too) seriously too."
That's one thing I've noticed on the left - there IS no sense of humor when it comes to themselves. You won't see Obama making fun of himself - neither will Pelosi, or Reid. After all, they have their dignity to maintain!
SNL, however, is willing to poke fun at him - and that's a good thing! The higher the office, the more important the occupant has a sense of humor that'll allow him to laugh at himself!
25. Posted by JLawson | December 6, 2009 4:59 PM |
Score: 8 (10 votes cast)
Posted on December 6, 2009 16:59
26. Posted by GianiD | December 6, 2009 5:45 PM | Score: 10 (12 votes cast)
We constantly here the left harp that they care about 'common folk' yet, all they ever do is criticize anyone who didnt go to an Ivy League school.
WTF?
26. Posted by GianiD | December 6, 2009 5:45 PM |
Score: 10 (12 votes cast)
Posted on December 6, 2009 17:45
27. Posted by Chip | December 6, 2009 6:54 PM | Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
GarandFan,
The problem is that they DON'T even attempt to defend the President. They just.....But Bush did...and Sarah supported...oh and look over there something shiny. They just choose to ignore what their party and President are doing.
27. Posted by Chip | December 6, 2009 6:54 PM |
Score: 9 (9 votes cast)
Posted on December 6, 2009 18:54
28. Posted by Nancy's Nazi | December 6, 2009 7:52 PM | Score: 8 (10 votes cast)
Wow Rick, mention Palin and the trolls come screaming from out of their caves. LOLOL It's as predictable as the sun rising.
28. Posted by Nancy's Nazi | December 6, 2009 7:52 PM |
Score: 8 (10 votes cast)
Posted on December 6, 2009 19:52
29. Posted by Jay Guevara | December 6, 2009 9:03 PM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
But sadly, the accolades stopped when it was revealed that Palin had been reading the jokes off a Teleprompter all along!
An acolyte of the Messiah has the nerve to talk about Teleprompters? Watch out for the lightning bolt! Obama can't take a crap without instructions from his Teleprompter.
29. Posted by Jay Guevara | December 6, 2009 9:03 PM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on December 6, 2009 21:03
30. Posted by 914 | December 6, 2009 9:15 PM | Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
"I can think of nothing better for the Progressive movement than to have a low-IQ single-issue Barbie doll to run against"
You mysogynist pig!
30. Posted by 914 | December 6, 2009 9:15 PM |
Score: 3 (7 votes cast)
Posted on December 6, 2009 21:15
31. Posted by 914 | December 6, 2009 9:21 PM | Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
"Dreaming of Sarah debating Obama..."
First Barry has to prove He can hold a real job? Than School will begin!
31. Posted by 914 | December 6, 2009 9:21 PM |
Score: 4 (8 votes cast)
Posted on December 6, 2009 21:21
32. Posted by 914 | December 6, 2009 9:53 PM | Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
Lets see? Whom is the biggest loser?
8. Posted by Jake | December 6, 2009 11:19 AM | Score: -20 (22 votes cast)
Or
16. Posted by Adrian Browne | December 6, 2009 12:44 PM | Score: -14 (16 votes cast)
Vic? Looks like You got Your work cut out for You..
32. Posted by 914 | December 6, 2009 9:53 PM |
Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
Posted on December 6, 2009 21:53
33. Posted by jaiphx | December 6, 2009 10:40 PM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
I laugh at the futile attempts to take down Sarah. They don't have one, man or women, with the common sense of Sarah.
Then again every single woman on the left is either ugly outside or inside, and mostly both.
Way to old to re-up, but would serve with Sarah as cic, don't even ask about the Kenyan.
33. Posted by jaiphx | December 6, 2009 10:40 PM |
Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Posted on December 6, 2009 22:40
34. Posted by 914 | December 6, 2009 10:49 PM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
"The anti-abortion nutcakes will support her, and if enough Democrats get behind her we just might be able to get her on the ticket in 2012"
Im against abortion, but in Your case I believe in "a Womans right to sleep around".
34. Posted by 914 | December 6, 2009 10:49 PM |
Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Posted on December 6, 2009 22:49
35. Posted by 914 | December 7, 2009 1:02 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
"But sadly, the accolades stopped when it was revealed that Palin had been reading the jokes off a Teleprompter all along"\
Speaking of overtly suggestive fools-
AP:
"Sadly it was recently non reported that when it comes to looking like "Dumbo" floating by in the Macy's Thanks Giving Day charade.. Sir Com a lot was all ears!"
35. Posted by 914 | December 7, 2009 1:02 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2009 01:02
36. Posted by 914 | December 7, 2009 3:43 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
"Sarah Palin is the voice of right wing nutcakery."
Nutcakery?
So now your accusing some of us who frequent here of either ( 1.) Screwing Betty Crocker...? Or ( 2.) You lost Your backstage pass to the fruitcake gala?
Well, which is it nutjob?
36. Posted by 914 | December 7, 2009 3:43 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2009 03:43
37. Posted by southernsue | December 7, 2009 9:12 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
i will vote for sarah 2012! read her book look her governing record up. she has guts. the kind we need to fight the democratic mafia war.
the 57 states, that bambi referred to, seemed stupid, however, there are 57 states in the middle east.
be at the polls in 2010! vote out the mafia democrats and rinos.
37. Posted by southernsue | December 7, 2009 9:12 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2009 09:12
38. Posted by ChrisO | December 7, 2009 1:07 PM | Score: -4 (6 votes cast)
Those were some pretty funny line someone wrote for her. Every politician, Republican or Democrat, who appears at one of these functions has professional joke writers script their gags. It always amuses me to see ignorant commenters claim that the funniness of the jokes somehow says something positive about their favorite politican.
It's especially amusing when Palin is currently on tour promoting her book that she didn't write. Oh, but Madalyn, with absolutely no proof, is "pretty sure" that Obama had a ghostwriter, so I guess it's even.
38. Posted by ChrisO | December 7, 2009 1:07 PM |
Score: -4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2009 13:07
39. Posted by SteveP | December 7, 2009 3:23 PM | Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
I'd love to see Palin debate the stutterer in chief. Unless that blubbering idiot has someone else write the words out for him, he's as dumb as any other Dem crackhead politician from a big city.
Ignorance is bliss. Isn't it, Gianni.
Palin isn't even in league with Obama and never will be. She's an ignoramus, a simple minded fool and an embarrassment (or should be) to the GOP.
Read this and learn a little about yourself:
The Irrefutable Stupidity of Sarah Palin
This is pretty much how the rest of us - i.e - those who are not delusional and/or uneducated - feel about Palin and those who support her.
39. Posted by SteveP | December 7, 2009 3:23 PM |
Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2009 15:23
40. Posted by bryanD | December 7, 2009 4:01 PM | Score: -3 (3 votes cast)
"No strollers" allowed at Palin event.
http://www.cbsnews.com/blogs/2009/11/06/politics/politicalhotsheet/entry5550240.shtml
The Palin of Now, the present time, on planet Earth, is definitively a pod person.
40. Posted by bryanD | December 7, 2009 4:01 PM |
Score: -3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2009 16:01
41. Posted by olsoljer | December 7, 2009 4:16 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
I think you will find that the vast majority of uneducated and/or delusional are members of the democratic party - republicans usually have HS + education and don't hang around the hood selling/smoking crack. Don't know who the next pres will be, but it sure won't be obummer. By the time he leaves office (one way or another) we will need a Constitutional Convention in order to repair the damage that clown has done. So, while you obumma sycophants slobber and swoon while he licks the boots of America's enemies, sells our national security down the river, and undermines our military - keep in mind the repercssions headed your way. HOPE after all the tax increases, you have some CHANGE LEFT.
41. Posted by olsoljer | December 7, 2009 4:16 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2009 16:16
42. Posted by SteveP | December 7, 2009 5:16 PM | Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
keep in mind the repercssions headed your way.
Yeah. Really intelligent. Check your spelling and grammar.
I think you will find that the vast majority of uneducated and/or delusional are members of the democratic party - republicans usually have HS + education and don't hang around the hood selling/smoking crack.
You're making that claim? Show proof. Otherwise, shut up.
None of what you say really matters anyway since we are the majority and you are exactly where you should be - in the political wilderness. I know you have delusions of grandeur that you'll be out of it soon, but that's all they are. Your pathetic hopes. Not reality.
You can claim superiority as much as you want, but the truth of the matter is you are nowhere right now. Spell it after me (since I'm already aware you have spelling issues): N-O-W-H-E-R-E
So stop embarrassing yourself by defending a simpleton like Palin and get a clue how to function in a world of intelligent human beings. Or go live in a shack in Montana.
42. Posted by SteveP | December 7, 2009 5:16 PM |
Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2009 17:16