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Comments (165)
"Hmmmm.... I wonder if Elin... (Below threshold)1. Posted by rodney dill | December 4, 2009 7:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hmmmm.... I wonder if Elin wants to sleep in the Lincoln bedroom."
1. Posted by rodney dill | December 4, 2009 7:13 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 07:13
2. Posted by iwogisdead | December 4, 2009 7:13 AM | Score: 16 (20 votes cast)
Since starting to use climatologists to calculate his score, President Obama has suddenly found that he can shoot well below par every time he plays golf.
2. Posted by iwogisdead | December 4, 2009 7:13 AM |
Score: 16 (20 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 07:13
3. Posted by rodney dill | December 4, 2009 7:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
6 Iron
3. Posted by rodney dill | December 4, 2009 7:15 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 07:15
4. Posted by rodney dill | December 4, 2009 7:16 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"You're still away."
4. Posted by rodney dill | December 4, 2009 7:16 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 07:16
5. Posted by rodney dill | December 4, 2009 7:17 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Creating and/or saving Caddies' jobs
5. Posted by rodney dill | December 4, 2009 7:17 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 07:17
6. Posted by iwogisdead | December 4, 2009 7:21 AM | Score: 18 (18 votes cast)
President Obama has clarified that, although he hits a weak slice from the tee, it's George Bush's fault.
6. Posted by iwogisdead | December 4, 2009 7:21 AM |
Score: 18 (18 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 07:21
7. Posted by IowaRight | December 4, 2009 7:22 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
MacArthur had his corn cob pipe, Patton his riding crop, Obama...
7. Posted by IowaRight | December 4, 2009 7:22 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 07:22
8. Posted by Eric | December 4, 2009 7:26 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Elin opened a can of whoop ass on Tiger and Palin is going to open a can of whoop ass on Obama.
8. Posted by Eric | December 4, 2009 7:26 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 07:26
9. Posted by IowaRight | December 4, 2009 7:27 AM | Score: 37 (37 votes cast)
Applying his Afganistan strategy to his golf game, Obama commits to playing a round, but only up to 72 shots, then he leaves the course...
9. Posted by IowaRight | December 4, 2009 7:27 AM |
Score: 37 (37 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 07:27
10. Posted by rodney dill | December 4, 2009 7:28 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
"Well Mr. President how many pars have you created and/or saved today?"
10. Posted by rodney dill | December 4, 2009 7:28 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 07:28
11. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | December 4, 2009 7:30 AM | Score: 8 (10 votes cast)
Obama:
"This war thing really isn't that hard. You put a date in the calendar for leaving, and then you hit the links"
11. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | December 4, 2009 7:30 AM |
Score: 8 (10 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 07:30
12. Posted by retired military | December 4, 2009 7:30 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama started wearing sunglasses shortly after asking Michelle if he looked anything like Tiger Woods.
12. Posted by retired military | December 4, 2009 7:30 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 07:30
13. Posted by retired military | December 4, 2009 7:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama was proud of his 6 handicap until someone explained that a handicap was not how many holes you had left once you had 72 strokes.
13. Posted by retired military | December 4, 2009 7:32 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 07:32
14. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 4, 2009 7:32 AM | Score: 12 (14 votes cast)
In Obama's case, a red cap with gold hammer and sickle is always the perfect complement.
14. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 4, 2009 7:32 AM |
Score: 12 (14 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 07:32
15. Posted by retired military | December 4, 2009 7:34 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
When Obama said he had to take 10 mulligans, noone knew if he was talking about his golf game or his Afghanistan strategy.
15. Posted by retired military | December 4, 2009 7:34 AM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 07:34
16. Posted by fustian | December 4, 2009 7:34 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
His friend Tiger has been showing him how to score.
16. Posted by fustian | December 4, 2009 7:34 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 07:34
17. Posted by Joe | December 4, 2009 7:34 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Tigerlite asked, "If Michelle comes at me with a 5 iron will the secret service protect me?"
17. Posted by Joe | December 4, 2009 7:34 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 07:34
18. Posted by Eric | December 4, 2009 7:35 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
"Is that the nuclear launch code in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?", Chris "I've got a tingle" Mathews.
18. Posted by Eric | December 4, 2009 7:35 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 07:35
19. Posted by fustian | December 4, 2009 7:35 AM | Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
He was playing with family friend Elie, but she seems to have lost control of her 9 iron and gone into the Woods again.
19. Posted by fustian | December 4, 2009 7:35 AM |
Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 07:35
20. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | December 4, 2009 7:35 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Michelle said in her Princeton thesis that these score-card thingys are inherently racist. Don't need to worry about card-number, as the affirmative action committee will take "all circumstances" into account. Just like law school.
20. Posted by Son of a Pig and a Monkey | December 4, 2009 7:35 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 07:35
21. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 4, 2009 7:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Note: Usual class envy rules do not apply.
21. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 4, 2009 7:35 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 07:35
22. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 4, 2009 7:38 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Girls: Are those Bugle Boy shorts you're wearing?
Obama: Did you just say Boy?
22. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 4, 2009 7:38 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 07:38
23. Posted by IowaRight | December 4, 2009 7:41 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
After his Afganistan speech, Obama was distressed to find that McCrystal had stolen half his clubs...
23. Posted by IowaRight | December 4, 2009 7:41 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 07:41
24. Posted by retired military | December 4, 2009 7:41 AM | Score: 9 (13 votes cast)
Comparision between Obama and Tiger Woods
TIger - first number 1 African American golfer in the world.
Obama- first African American president in the US.
Tiger - became rich through long hours of hardwork, and professional skill.
Obama - bought and paid for many times over.
Tiger - married to a white woman and has had (apparantly affairs with many white women)
Obama - screws the white man (and woman) every chance he gets.
Tiger - If the news lately due to his marriage
Obama - On the news every day because he likes to see himself there.
Tiger - may lose $300 million in a divorce
Obama - May lose the entire US Economy.
24. Posted by retired military | December 4, 2009 7:41 AM |
Score: 9 (13 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 07:41
25. Posted by fustian | December 4, 2009 7:43 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Obama's having another bad day on the links.
Apparently it's Bush's fault.
25. Posted by fustian | December 4, 2009 7:43 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 07:43
26. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | December 4, 2009 7:44 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
"I smell varmint poontang..."
26. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | December 4, 2009 7:44 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 07:44
27. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 4, 2009 7:45 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
To the country's detriment, Obama only recognizes a single definition for 'bogey.'
27. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 4, 2009 7:45 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 07:45
28. Posted by fustian | December 4, 2009 7:45 AM | Score: 9 (11 votes cast)
It's the pinko shankapotomas in its natural environment.
28. Posted by fustian | December 4, 2009 7:45 AM |
Score: 9 (11 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 07:45
29. Posted by fustian | December 4, 2009 7:46 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Where's a golf czar when you need one?
29. Posted by fustian | December 4, 2009 7:46 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 07:46
30. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 4, 2009 7:47 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
If only Michelle were adept with a club as Elin.
30. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 4, 2009 7:47 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 07:47
31. Posted by fustian | December 4, 2009 7:47 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Obama is wishing his golf score would track his popularity.
31. Posted by fustian | December 4, 2009 7:47 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 07:47
32. Posted by fustian | December 4, 2009 7:48 AM | Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Look at it this way. We really want this guy playing golf.
Every minute he's out there playing golf is a minute he's not spending our money.
32. Posted by fustian | December 4, 2009 7:48 AM |
Score: 6 (8 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 07:48
33. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 4, 2009 7:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ahmadinejad: Is that a jizyah in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
33. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 4, 2009 7:53 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 07:53
34. Posted by DSkinner | December 4, 2009 7:53 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Just another day at the office.
34. Posted by DSkinner | December 4, 2009 7:53 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 07:53
35. Posted by Spike | December 4, 2009 7:53 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Seriously contemplating deployment.
35. Posted by Spike | December 4, 2009 7:53 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 07:53
36. Posted by fustian | December 4, 2009 7:54 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Obama ponders having Geithner meet with those Climate "Science" guys. They really know how to hide the decline.
36. Posted by fustian | December 4, 2009 7:54 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 07:54
37. Posted by Spike | December 4, 2009 7:54 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Sinister.
37. Posted by Spike | December 4, 2009 7:54 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 07:54
38. Posted by Spike | December 4, 2009 7:55 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Putz.
38. Posted by Spike | December 4, 2009 7:55 AM |
Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 07:55
39. Posted by Maggie Mama | December 4, 2009 7:56 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
During the campaign Robert Gibbs said that Obama "is capable of doing more than one thing at a time"; but who would have guessed that he could replace Tiger Woods on the golf circuit and still hold an unprecedented jobs summit.
39. Posted by Maggie Mama | December 4, 2009 7:56 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 07:56
40. Posted by retired military | December 4, 2009 7:58 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Reporter - "How do you think history will veiw your presidency?"
Obama - "Well I think they should score my presidency like my golf game:
-5 strokes for my poor upbringing
-235 strokes for affirmative action
-12 strokes for my facial features.
-15 strokes for my brainpower
-22 strokes for my muscular physique
-10 strokes for my open views towards communism, socialism, and antiwhite attitudes.
-25 strokes for my great leadership abilities
-19 strokes for my modesty
So I should still score about 20 above par"
40. Posted by retired military | December 4, 2009 7:58 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 07:58
41. Posted by fustian | December 4, 2009 7:58 AM | Score: 13 (15 votes cast)
Apparently, none of Obama's raw scores are available. Only the "value-added" numbers have been kept.
41. Posted by fustian | December 4, 2009 7:58 AM |
Score: 13 (15 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 07:58
42. Posted by Maggie Mama | December 4, 2009 8:00 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
After hearing negative comparisons to Bush's short time spent on the golf course, the White House issued a statement that President Obama is unprecedented at multi-tasking.
42. Posted by Maggie Mama | December 4, 2009 8:00 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 08:00
43. Posted by retired military | December 4, 2009 8:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama was dismayed after learning that being 57 strokes above par in golf was not a good thing.
43. Posted by retired military | December 4, 2009 8:00 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 08:00
44. Posted by fustian | December 4, 2009 8:03 AM | Score: 17 (19 votes cast)
In socialist golf, everyone ends up with the same score.
44. Posted by fustian | December 4, 2009 8:03 AM |
Score: 17 (19 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 08:03
45. Posted by JAT | December 4, 2009 8:04 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Like this president I'm drawing a blank captioning this photo.
45. Posted by JAT | December 4, 2009 8:04 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 08:04
46. Posted by Maggie Mama | December 4, 2009 8:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'm definitely too sexy for these shoes.
46. Posted by Maggie Mama | December 4, 2009 8:05 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 08:05
47. Posted by Poole | December 4, 2009 8:07 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Hey, Rahm. I told your Tiger Woods joke to Michelle last night. Did you notice I'm wearing sunglasses, Rahm? Did you notice I'm limping, Rahm? Care to guess who's about to meet the underside of a bus, Rahm?"
47. Posted by Poole | December 4, 2009 8:07 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 08:07
48. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 4, 2009 8:07 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama relieves tension after visiting West Point, otherwise known to liberals as 'The Enemy Camp.'
48. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 4, 2009 8:07 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 08:07
49. Posted by Stephen Macklin | December 4, 2009 8:09 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
At last something he can do above par.
49. Posted by Stephen Macklin | December 4, 2009 8:09 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 08:09
50. Posted by tomg51 | December 4, 2009 8:09 AM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Obama stages photo-op to prove he is "on course"
50. Posted by tomg51 | December 4, 2009 8:09 AM |
Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 08:09
51. Posted by griff | December 4, 2009 8:09 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Play Golf they said . . grrrr . . People will think you are nice and trustworthy like Tiger they said . . grrrr . . Give the speech at West Point they said . . grrrr . .
51. Posted by griff | December 4, 2009 8:09 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 08:09
52. Posted by Maggie Mama | December 4, 2009 8:09 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
People always talk about Michelle's arms, probably because the President has the better looking legs in the family.
52. Posted by Maggie Mama | December 4, 2009 8:09 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 08:09
53. Posted by fustian | December 4, 2009 8:10 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Obama has been on this hole for the last three hours. He's putting together a deliberative process to decide whether to lay up or go for the green.
53. Posted by fustian | December 4, 2009 8:10 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 08:10
54. Posted by rbee | December 4, 2009 8:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Ball in water no problem a little closer and I will raise my hands and separate the waters so I won't have to take a penalty"!
54. Posted by rbee | December 4, 2009 8:10 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 08:10
55. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 4, 2009 8:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Americans: I think I have some change in my pocket for you. I left hope in my other pants.
55. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 4, 2009 8:11 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 08:11
56. Posted by fustian | December 4, 2009 8:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It's clear Obama's lower back has been giving him trouble today.
Too much bowing.
56. Posted by fustian | December 4, 2009 8:15 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 08:15
57. Posted by rodney dill | December 4, 2009 8:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Never up, Never in
57. Posted by rodney dill | December 4, 2009 8:15 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 08:15
58. Posted by tomg51 | December 4, 2009 8:18 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Obama tweaks Hugo Chavez
58. Posted by tomg51 | December 4, 2009 8:18 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 08:18
59. Posted by Michael Hamm | December 4, 2009 8:27 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Gee, I wonder if my putter can score in another hole just like Tiger?
59. Posted by Michael Hamm | December 4, 2009 8:27 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 08:27
60. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 4, 2009 8:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Don't worry. My new WPA 'ball retriever' program is about to go into effect.
60. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 4, 2009 8:33 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 08:33
61. Posted by pibill | December 4, 2009 8:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A Brassie shows up and Tiger's in the mood for some Spoonin'. He gets his Niblick in the wrong Wedge, the missus finds out and gives him a Mashie--
61. Posted by pibill | December 4, 2009 8:38 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 08:38
62. Posted by Vagabond | December 4, 2009 8:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maybe a bump and run here or just-Squirrel?
62. Posted by Vagabond | December 4, 2009 8:45 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 08:45
63. Posted by geo
| December 4, 2009 8:46 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Mcchrystal, Mcchrystal..never heard of him...Why?
63. Posted by geo
| December 4, 2009 8:46 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 08:46
64. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 4, 2009 8:50 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
"Some people call it a golf club. I call it a sceptre."
64. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 4, 2009 8:50 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 08:50
65. Posted by Sabba Hillel | December 4, 2009 9:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama decides that he can play all four balls of the "foursome" himself.
65. Posted by Sabba Hillel | December 4, 2009 9:05 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 09:05
66. Posted by Sabba Hillel | December 4, 2009 9:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Remember. no one else is allowed on the course until I finish playing my solitaire round".
66. Posted by Sabba Hillel | December 4, 2009 9:06 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 09:06
67. Posted by jim2 | December 4, 2009 9:09 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Tiger Jackson
67. Posted by jim2 | December 4, 2009 9:09 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 09:09
68. Posted by Strick | December 4, 2009 9:15 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
"A dithering we go, a dithering we go...
Hi-ho the derry-o,
A dithering we go."
68. Posted by Strick | December 4, 2009 9:15 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 09:15
69. Posted by Spike | December 4, 2009 9:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Castro loves baseball.
69. Posted by Spike | December 4, 2009 9:18 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 09:18
70. Posted by Spike | December 4, 2009 9:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Voting "Present".
70. Posted by Spike | December 4, 2009 9:22 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 09:22
71. Posted by zipity | December 4, 2009 9:23 AM | Score: 8 (10 votes cast)
"Barack noticed how much easier it was to walk in these shorts, now that Michelle is carrying the balls in the family...."
71. Posted by zipity | December 4, 2009 9:23 AM |
Score: 8 (10 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 09:23
72. Posted by Spike | December 4, 2009 9:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Some people call it 'ditering'; I call it playing with myself".
72. Posted by Spike | December 4, 2009 9:24 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 09:24
73. Posted by Spike | December 4, 2009 9:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Secret Service code name for the golf course: Strokenhaven.
73. Posted by Spike | December 4, 2009 9:28 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 09:28
74. Posted by Spike | December 4, 2009 9:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama: "I sure hope Dick Cheney isn't gunning for birdies anywhere near here."
74. Posted by Spike | December 4, 2009 9:32 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 09:32
75. Posted by Spike | December 4, 2009 9:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ooops. # 72..."dithering"
75. Posted by Spike | December 4, 2009 9:34 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 09:34
76. Posted by Spike | December 4, 2009 9:39 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Poor me; I'm having to hit Bush's ball out of the sand trap".
76. Posted by Spike | December 4, 2009 9:39 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 09:39
77. Posted by proof | December 4, 2009 9:45 AM | Score: 14 (14 votes cast)
Like the Obama administration, it's just one bad lie after another!
77. Posted by proof | December 4, 2009 9:45 AM |
Score: 14 (14 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 09:45
78. Posted by sarahconnor2 | December 4, 2009 9:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Let's see. TOTUS says I should use my putter for the next shot. What else does it say-Oh yes-Act..like...I...have...a...clue..."
78. Posted by sarahconnor2 | December 4, 2009 9:48 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 09:48
79. Posted by rodney dill | December 4, 2009 9:52 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
♬
He studies Political science, loves the praise of masses,
we gotta crazy world leader, who wears dark glasses,
Socialism's growing great, with the economy in tatters
He's defining us 'not-right'
Good 100-day grades.
Teleprompter light so bright
He's Gotta wear shades.
'had ACORN working, for voter registration,
A Stimulus here and there, just shows that he cares,
says, "Economy's going great, -- Obamacare will be better."
'but the deficit's a blight,
they'll be more taxes to be paid.
This guy is not so bright,
but still he wears shades.
Terrorists, give it a rest, he gotta Nobel peace prize,
but Iran's got nuclear techies, and X-ray guys,
Obama's Afghan surge is late, and he plans it as a quitter.
Still Obama shows no might
and we should be afraid.
If he don't get this right
we'll have to pull down the shades
♬
79. Posted by rodney dill | December 4, 2009 9:52 AM |
Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 09:52
80. Posted by Pretzel Logic | December 4, 2009 10:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The hedge and the wedge.
80. Posted by Pretzel Logic | December 4, 2009 10:07 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 10:07
81. Posted by pgg | December 4, 2009 10:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Is that the the Nuclear Button in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
81. Posted by pgg | December 4, 2009 10:09 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 10:09
82. Posted by Timmer | December 4, 2009 10:11 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Why yes, yes I AM Tiger Woods, what can I do for you?
82. Posted by Timmer | December 4, 2009 10:11 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 10:11
83. Posted by JP | December 4, 2009 10:12 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Hey Biden, what the hell happened to the $3 million of stimulus funds for this fairway? What? Oh, Andy Stern took it? Ok, never mind. You know, I think I just want to eat my waffle....
83. Posted by JP | December 4, 2009 10:12 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 10:12
84. Posted by fustian | December 4, 2009 10:16 AM | Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
Do divots count as shovel-ready projects?
84. Posted by fustian | December 4, 2009 10:16 AM |
Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 10:16
85. Posted by GarandFan | December 4, 2009 10:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maybe there is something to my Secret Service Code Name. "No Balls". Hmmmmm..........
85. Posted by GarandFan | December 4, 2009 10:20 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 10:20
86. Posted by Rachel | December 4, 2009 10:22 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The real reason for putting more troops in Afghanistan...? Turning the whole country into Obama's Mini-Golf and Muslim Funland Resort!
86. Posted by Rachel | December 4, 2009 10:22 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 10:22
87. Posted by 914 | December 4, 2009 10:24 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Wow! Im so glad He could get a round in between all the globetrotting and job creating He's been doing the last 11.8 months!!
You rock Barry!
87. Posted by 914 | December 4, 2009 10:24 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 10:24
88. Posted by Maddox | December 4, 2009 10:25 AM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
Nero fiddled.... Obama golfs.
88. Posted by Maddox | December 4, 2009 10:25 AM |
Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 10:25
89. Posted by 914 | December 4, 2009 10:41 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Barry: "How many mulligan's is that now?"
Caddyshack Jobz Czar: "Dont worry, You've got million's left Comrade!"
89. Posted by 914 | December 4, 2009 10:41 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 10:41
90. Posted by exceller | December 4, 2009 10:46 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
"Let me be perfectly clear. I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts"
90. Posted by exceller | December 4, 2009 10:46 AM |
Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 10:46
91. Posted by Victory is Ours | December 4, 2009 11:11 AM | Score: 5 (9 votes cast)
If Rush Limbaugh asks me to carry his golf clubs one more time...
91. Posted by Victory is Ours | December 4, 2009 11:11 AM |
Score: 5 (9 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 11:11
92. Posted by twolaneflash | December 4, 2009 11:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"AX, are you dead-sure that caddy will never reveal my score?"
92. Posted by twolaneflash | December 4, 2009 11:12 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 11:12
93. Posted by twolaneflash | December 4, 2009 11:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"At this point, I don't care if they see my Mao hat. I won, comrade!".
93. Posted by twolaneflash | December 4, 2009 11:14 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 11:14
94. Posted by twolaneflash | December 4, 2009 11:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Damn, Tiger, I told you to send that bad slice to Martinique!
94. Posted by twolaneflash | December 4, 2009 11:22 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 11:22
95. Posted by rodney dill | December 4, 2009 11:25 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
A good walk spoiled.
95. Posted by rodney dill | December 4, 2009 11:25 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 11:25
96. Posted by twolaneflash | December 4, 2009 11:31 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
The focus group said the white shirt, glove, and socks would play strongly to the white voters, the tan shorts to the latinos, the black & white shoes to his post-racialness, and the red hat would hold his communist base firmly in place. No detail about this media-manufactured president is too small to control.
96. Posted by twolaneflash | December 4, 2009 11:31 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 11:31
97. Posted by Jeff | December 4, 2009 11:36 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Now where is that beer summit cart girl?
97. Posted by Jeff | December 4, 2009 11:36 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 11:36
98. Posted by 914 | December 4, 2009 11:38 AM | Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Slow down, You move too fast
Got to make the torture last.. just
kickin' round the trotsky green
Lookin' for jobs, feelin groovy~
98. Posted by 914 | December 4, 2009 11:38 AM |
Score: 2 (6 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 11:38
99. Posted by 914 | December 4, 2009 11:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"WHERE'S THAT DAMN TELEPROMPTER WHEN I NEED HIM??"
99. Posted by 914 | December 4, 2009 11:40 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 11:40
100. Posted by sarahconnor2 | December 4, 2009 11:41 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
When I'm done, I'll have a prime time press conference in Hawaii to announce my score.
100. Posted by sarahconnor2 | December 4, 2009 11:41 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 11:41
101. Posted by Jeff | December 4, 2009 11:56 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Walk the course? I am supposed to to ride the backs of the proletariat!
101. Posted by Jeff | December 4, 2009 11:56 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 11:56
102. Posted by mpw280 | December 4, 2009 11:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chief Stroke in charge. mpw
102. Posted by mpw280 | December 4, 2009 11:57 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 11:57
103. Posted by 914 | December 4, 2009 12:00 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
'Glory, Glory Hallelujah
Glory, Glory Hallelujah
Glory, Glory Hallelujah
His lie's are marching on!'
103. Posted by 914 | December 4, 2009 12:00 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 12:00
104. Posted by Jeff | December 4, 2009 12:02 PM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
President Obama clearly misunderstood when Pelosi and Reid told him it was time to give the American people the shaft.
104. Posted by Jeff | December 4, 2009 12:02 PM |
Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 12:02
105. Posted by Peter F. | December 4, 2009 12:18 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"I'm sorry, Mr. President, but "present" is not a score."
105. Posted by Peter F. | December 4, 2009 12:18 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 12:18
106. Posted by Peter F. | December 4, 2009 12:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Mmmmmmmmmm....sand wedge."
106. Posted by Peter F. | December 4, 2009 12:24 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 12:24
107. Posted by Peter F. | December 4, 2009 12:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"President Carl Spackler, I presume?"
107. Posted by Peter F. | December 4, 2009 12:30 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 12:30
108. Posted by Peter F. | December 4, 2009 12:32 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Cinderella story...out of nowhere....running the free world.....fuck...."
108. Posted by Peter F. | December 4, 2009 12:32 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 12:32
109. Posted by 914 | December 4, 2009 12:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tony the Tiger: "Not so Grrrrrrrrrreattttt!"
109. Posted by 914 | December 4, 2009 12:52 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 12:52
110. Posted by 914 | December 4, 2009 1:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
From a King to a Queen
Vic never promised Him a wedding ring..
110. Posted by 914 | December 4, 2009 1:03 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 13:03
111. Posted by Stormin | December 4, 2009 1:04 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"President of the US and I still have to replace my own divots. Michelle doesn't have to replace hers...time to hire a golf czar to do that for me."
111. Posted by Stormin | December 4, 2009 1:04 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 13:04
112. Posted by Rick13 | December 4, 2009 1:10 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"I wonder where Tiger and Michelle wandered off to?"
112. Posted by Rick13 | December 4, 2009 1:10 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 13:10
113. Posted by Mike | December 4, 2009 1:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
At least he left the cargo shorts at home this time.
113. Posted by Mike | December 4, 2009 1:44 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 13:44
114. Posted by Eric | December 4, 2009 1:56 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
In another historic and unprecedented first, President Obama has been awarded the PGA Grand Slam. Critics say that his win is unwarranted since he did not participate in a single PGA Tournament. PGA Officials disagrees, praising the President for his ability to play golf and be President too.
114. Posted by Eric | December 4, 2009 1:56 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 13:56
115. Posted by Jeff | December 4, 2009 2:02 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Barack Obama is reportedly the first American President to ever win the highly coveted PGA Grand Slam of Golf.
115. Posted by Jeff | December 4, 2009 2:02 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 14:02
116. Posted by 914 | December 4, 2009 2:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yep, Reds His color!
116. Posted by 914 | December 4, 2009 2:11 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 14:11
117. Posted by Allium | December 4, 2009 2:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
So Tiger I see you keep your balls in your pocket also
117. Posted by Allium | December 4, 2009 2:11 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 14:11
118. Posted by 914 | December 4, 2009 2:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Those Dogleg lefties are a bitch!
118. Posted by 914 | December 4, 2009 2:18 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 14:18
119. Posted by Steve Green | December 4, 2009 2:25 PM | Score: -6 (10 votes cast)
"The good thing about golfing with Republican Senators is that I can always find someone willing to clean my balls."
Hey, look - there's Larry Craig - Hey Larry!
119. Posted by Steve Green | December 4, 2009 2:25 PM |
Score: -6 (10 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 14:25
120. Posted by clear mind | December 4, 2009 2:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hmmm.. I hope I'm not overdressed for the dinner tonight!
120. Posted by clear mind | December 4, 2009 2:29 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 14:29
121. Posted by Stephan | December 4, 2009 2:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Michelle had a sinking feeling that when Barack said "Honey, I'm going out for a foursome with Tiger." it didn't mean what she had always thought.
121. Posted by Stephan | December 4, 2009 2:38 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 14:38
122. Posted by Weegie | December 4, 2009 3:01 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"... so I told her, 'Elin, if you want to make him listen, ya' gotta take a 3 iron to his melon. It's the Chicago Way.'
"Now I gotta go give those Blue Dogs the old Al Capone 'Baseball is a team sport' speech."
122. Posted by Weegie | December 4, 2009 3:01 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 15:01
123. Posted by Korla Pundit | December 4, 2009 3:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Now that the Chicago machine has gotten Tiger out of my way, nothing can stop me..."
123. Posted by Korla Pundit | December 4, 2009 3:44 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 15:44
124. Posted by Korla Pundit | December 4, 2009 3:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hmmm, maybe I can GOLF in the Special Olympics!
124. Posted by Korla Pundit | December 4, 2009 3:45 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 15:45
125. Posted by RFA | December 4, 2009 3:53 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Now that he has Michael Jackson's "GLOVE" President Obama expects to come in at 9 under par today.
125. Posted by RFA | December 4, 2009 3:53 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 15:53
126. Posted by Drago | December 4, 2009 4:00 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"President Obama finds it's a little tougher using the long irons at Arlington National Cemetery than he at first thought."
126. Posted by Drago | December 4, 2009 4:00 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 16:00
127. Posted by Scotty | December 4, 2009 4:31 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
AP. Not since Fidel Castro has a world leader scored 18 straight hole-in-one's , Obama is amazing.
127. Posted by Scotty | December 4, 2009 4:31 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 16:31
128. Posted by Jay Guevara | December 4, 2009 4:34 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Thought bubble: "I wonder why Tiger needed to borrow a golf glove from me..."
128. Posted by Jay Guevara | December 4, 2009 4:34 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 16:34
129. Posted by Jay Guevara | December 4, 2009 4:35 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
"Damn, everything I hit hooks hard to the left."
129. Posted by Jay Guevara | December 4, 2009 4:35 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 16:35
130. Posted by scotty | December 4, 2009 4:46 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
dammit Limbaugh's kicking my ass on the golf course too, I really hate that guy.
130. Posted by scotty | December 4, 2009 4:46 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 16:46
131. Posted by GarandFan | December 4, 2009 4:51 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Let's see. 1 off the tee. 2 from the sandtrap. 1 from the fairway. 1 from the edge of the green. 2 to the cup. Yeah, that's a par 4. (Obama math, not just for economics anymore)
131. Posted by GarandFan | December 4, 2009 4:51 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 16:51
132. Posted by IowaRight | December 4, 2009 4:55 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Obama experiences frustration when his caddie, McCrystal, refuses when asked to give him his Driver, 4 iron, 7 Iron, or putter while asking "How do you like it?"
132. Posted by IowaRight | December 4, 2009 4:55 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 16:55
133. Posted by retired military | December 4, 2009 5:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama to reporter - "Could you restate your question please, I dont quite see where the part about Nero is pertinent"
133. Posted by retired military | December 4, 2009 5:56 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 17:56
134. Posted by dfbaskwill | December 4, 2009 5:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Is that a Nobel in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
134. Posted by dfbaskwill | December 4, 2009 5:59 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 17:59
135. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 4, 2009 6:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Meander in Chief
135. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | December 4, 2009 6:18 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 18:18
136. Posted by Duke DeLand | December 4, 2009 6:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dither, Dither, Pass The Bills
Open your wallets &
Give us thrills
What's wrong with DEM's plans?
A Billion here
A Billion there
Let's make it clear
Tax to show we care!
One for us
Another For Me
A tax to please
Remanded for thee...
If there is ANYTHING LEFT!
136. Posted by Duke DeLand | December 4, 2009 6:28 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 18:28
137. Posted by GarandFan | December 4, 2009 7:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
&^$# ball won't go where I hit it! What is it, Republican?
137. Posted by GarandFan | December 4, 2009 7:09 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 19:09
138. Posted by GarandFan | December 4, 2009 7:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This is my favorite club, I call it "Nancy".
138. Posted by GarandFan | December 4, 2009 7:10 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 19:10
139. Posted by Spike | December 4, 2009 7:25 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
4 Titleist golf balls: $12
A round of golf: $75
A Ping sand wedge: $125
Value as the Commander in Chief: Worthless
139. Posted by Spike | December 4, 2009 7:25 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 19:25
140. Posted by Spike | December 4, 2009 7:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bumper sticker on Presidential Limousine: "I'd rather be golfing".
140. Posted by Spike | December 4, 2009 7:27 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 19:27
141. Posted by Vagabond | December 4, 2009 7:44 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
I'm no Tiger Woods but at least I got in the right hole.
141. Posted by Vagabond | December 4, 2009 7:44 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 19:44
142. Posted by BluesHarper | December 4, 2009 7:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I got a piece of turf in my hand. That's all that's left of America as you knew it.
142. Posted by BluesHarper | December 4, 2009 7:50 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 19:50
143. Posted by clearmind | December 4, 2009 8:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I hope I'm not overdressed for the state dinner!
143. Posted by clearmind | December 4, 2009 8:25 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 20:25
144. Posted by ras | December 4, 2009 9:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Was I supposed to be above par and the economy below, or was it the other way around? Damn.
144. Posted by ras | December 4, 2009 9:24 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 21:24
145. Posted by ed davis | December 4, 2009 9:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sir, that divot ain't gonna grow back. Don't bother trying to replace it.
145. Posted by ed davis | December 4, 2009 9:55 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 21:55
146. Posted by grizzlybare | December 4, 2009 10:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
....contemplating possible showdown in the
Golf of Aqaba.....er....Gulf....right Gibbsy?
146. Posted by grizzlybare | December 4, 2009 10:23 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 22:23
147. Posted by grizzlybare | December 4, 2009 10:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Obama, with state-of-the-art metal detector,
finds buried pistol Boothe used to kill
Lincoln. Tells ALL networks but Fox in exclusive interviews.
147. Posted by grizzlybare | December 4, 2009 10:37 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 4, 2009 22:37
148. Posted by 914 | December 5, 2009 4:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
When in doubt... Follow your Dexter!
148. Posted by 914 | December 5, 2009 4:34 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 5, 2009 04:34
149. Posted by Michael | December 5, 2009 6:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"What would be more fun, playing golf or reading the loony comments form the 22%ers who hate me and just about everything and everybody in the entire universe?"
"Definitely reading Wizbang would be more fun."
149. Posted by Michael | December 5, 2009 6:40 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 5, 2009 06:40
150. Posted by Gmac | December 5, 2009 12:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
'The Won' compares his golf game with Climategate and notes that the only thing rising is his score.
150. Posted by Gmac | December 5, 2009 12:15 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 5, 2009 12:15
151. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 5, 2009 12:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
After the match, President Obama immediately set about demolishing the course. When questioned, he simply replied, "Shut up. I won!"
151. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 5, 2009 12:21 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 5, 2009 12:21
152. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 5, 2009 12:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I can't decide whether my favorite caddy is Hugo Chavez or Mao Tse-tung.
152. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 5, 2009 12:27 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 5, 2009 12:27
153. Posted by RadiCalMan | December 5, 2009 2:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Fore! ... in Four!
153. Posted by RadiCalMan | December 5, 2009 2:02 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 5, 2009 14:02
154. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 5, 2009 2:30 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Bill Murray's part played by Obama. Part of Gopher played by Osama bin Laden.
154. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 5, 2009 2:30 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 5, 2009 14:30
155. Posted by Duke DeLand | December 5, 2009 3:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
& Until after Copenhagen, come rain, sleet or snow I will wear these shorts and light shirt to remind us how Global Warming is killing our world.
155. Posted by Duke DeLand | December 5, 2009 3:26 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 5, 2009 15:26
156. Posted by 914 | December 5, 2009 6:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
GOD help us all!
156. Posted by 914 | December 5, 2009 6:38 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 5, 2009 18:38
157. Posted by Brian Richard Allen
| December 5, 2009 9:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Some years ago, poolside in Double Bay, Sydney, Australia, a wannabe Australian groupie asked six feet, eight inches tall West Indian-representative cricket player, Joel Garner, nick-named "Big Bird," if there was truth to the rumor he was built, "head to toe, in perfect proportion."
"Why, no, Ma'am, answered the Bird, if that was so, I'd be fourteen feet tall.
At a glance, then, my guess is that'd make 0zero about three feet six? About the same height he reaches in the mirrors of moral integrity and intellectual solvency!
157. Posted by Brian Richard Allen
| December 5, 2009 9:10 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 5, 2009 21:10
158. Posted by CT | December 5, 2009 11:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Good thing I did wear my white culottes today, this course is just too dirty.
158. Posted by CT | December 5, 2009 11:06 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 5, 2009 23:06
159. Posted by Jeff | December 6, 2009 7:22 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
The next great African-American golfing sensation, Lion Obama.
159. Posted by Jeff | December 6, 2009 7:22 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on December 6, 2009 07:22
160. Posted by jay rod | December 6, 2009 1:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
if i sink this next shot for birde ill have a pga victory to check off my to do list as being top dog.. right next to 1st black president, nobell peace prize, next..... nascar!!
160. Posted by jay rod | December 6, 2009 1:18 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 6, 2009 13:18
161. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | December 6, 2009 3:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gonna get flack for this...
"I'm the second black president, but actually a black man (kinda). Can I be the second great black golfer (though I don't which one of us is more suthentically black...)"
161. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | December 6, 2009 3:15 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 6, 2009 15:15
162. Posted by Dave G. | December 6, 2009 3:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Walk softly and carry a big golf club.
162. Posted by Dave G. | December 6, 2009 3:34 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 6, 2009 15:34
163. Posted by BOB | December 6, 2009 11:33 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
In an attempt to boost the economy President Obama stars in the winter box office hit LEGEND OF BAGGER VANCE II.
163. Posted by BOB | December 6, 2009 11:33 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on December 6, 2009 23:33
164. Posted by 914 | December 7, 2009 12:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"The next great African-American golfing sensation, Lying Obama"
There! All better..
164. Posted by 914 | December 7, 2009 12:39 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2009 00:39
165. Posted by Kevin
| December 7, 2009 12:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
165. Posted by Kevin
| December 7, 2009 12:39 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 7, 2009 00:39