This week's Weekend Caption Contest™ turned out pretty well for a holiday weekend, and due to the fact that the contest was delayed a couple hours on Friday morning due to my turkey hangover. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (exceller) - "The 'Czar lane' at the DC unemployment office circa Jan. 2013"

2) (Rodney Dill) - "Stimulus Green is people"

3) (fustian) - "Jeez! Where's the Anthropogenic Global Warming when you need it?"

4) (sarahconnor2) - "Hungry zombies file out in disgust after storming the Capitol and realizing there's not a brain in sight there."

5) (IowaRight) - "Early Bird shoppers were delayed in their pursuit of Black Friday deals today by long lines of Job Seekers....."

6) (Maggie Mama) - "How come everyone is too busy to protest Friday being called 'black'?"

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(JustRuss IT1(SW) USN [reitred]) - "In anticipation of a 2012 Democrat Victory, people are already starting breadlines."

That's all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.